1246 Shameless for the face
"Hahaha......"
Xia Buer raised her head and laughed, Wu Xiuxiu, who had just finished saying "so cool", was ashamed and afraid, so she could only kneel deeply on the ground as a turtle with a shrunken head, but her boyfriend asked in a low voice next to her: "Director Zhang, why didn't you say it earlier, what is your relationship with him?"
"We're good...... Better than a while......"
Wu Xiuxiu looked at him with a crying voice, Zhang Mingliang immediately stared at him in shock, then swallowed heavily and spit, and hurriedly moved a little bit back, for fear that Xia Buer, the devil, would settle accounts with him, and he knew Xia Buer's strength better than anyone else.
"Director Zhang, have you come here to wait for this seat......?"
The red-clothed fairy officer walked slowly to the middle of the courtyard, looking Xia Buer up and down through the red veil, and the subordinates she brought were lined up in two long lines, extending to the outside of the courtyard, but these guys were all following the demons, and kept chanting strange spells in their mouths.
Xia Buer raised his foot and stepped on the chair next to him, and said with a lewd smile: "I didn't expect that your Nine Heavens Xuannu is a mother, and even the immortal official is a little girl, but such a good figure covers his face, it's a pity, hurry up and take it off so that the master can take a look!"
"Bold !!"
More than a dozen white-gauze women shouted in unison, and actually turned out a dagger from their sleeves at the same time, but the red-clothed fairy official raised his hand and said: "In this world, Director Zhang is the most courageous mortal I have ever seen, but if Director Zhang really wants to see my true face, why don't you go to the house with me to have a look, okay?"
"Oh no! I don't ...... it."
Xia Buer shook his head very shamefully and said: "You are all ghosts, what if you go to the house and say that I rape you, my reputation will be gone, besides, my brothers are all outside, if there is any misunderstanding and hurt these beautiful girls under you, it will be bad!"
The immortal official said: "Listening to what Director Zhang meant, I don't want to surround this place and force me to comply, but do you think you have the ability?"
"How do you know if you don't try, right......"
Xia Buer spread out his hand and smiled, and said: "But I am also a person who is dedicated to goodness, and I don't want to hurt innocent people, besides, your big bald head also asked me to bring it a message, it failed to complete the task you assigned, so it can only die first, and go to wait for you below!"
"I don't know what you're talking about, I don't have a bald ...... under my men."
The immortal official shook his head slightly, his tone always confident and calm.
But Xia Buer stepped forward and slowly walked to her side, and smiled with the red veil that covered her face: "Wong Tai Sin! The one who sneaked up on me in the afternoon, in fact, everyone is a friend, I don't stop you from pretending to be ghosts, but don't be unhappy!"
"If I still say I don't know, you must think I'm lying......"
The immortal official suddenly raised his hand and lifted the red veil, revealing a bewitching and beautiful face, but Xia Buer suddenly frowned, this girl is actually seven or eight points similar to Sha Daji, he immediately asked: "Are you surnamed Sha, Sha Monk Sha?"
"You ......"
The immortal official finally showed a look of shock on his face, but soon said coldly: "I have long forgotten the name of the world, and now I am just a housekeeper under the master, managing her servants and believers for the master, you can call me the auspicious immortal official like everyone else, there is no need for the word adult, vulgar!"
"This forced pretend, admire ......"
Xia Buer arched his hand with a smile and said in a low voice: "I still say the same thing, as long as you don't come to find death, I won't mess with you."
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Oh no, it's okay to do it, I'm still interested in you, but I'm not going to stop you from pretending to be a ghost, okay?"
Sha Xianguan suddenly stretched out his hand and pressed the table next to him, and said lightly: "I'm afraid you have misunderstood, our Great Immortal Temple never takes the initiative to make enemies against others, unless he violates our taboo, and once we are angry, he will definitely die an ugly death!"
"Bang~"
Sha Xianguan slapped his palm on the table, only to hear a muffled sound of "boom", the whole table collapsed instantly, and the frightened guests in the courtyard all exclaimed in unison, all of them nodded their heads to the ground in horror, and many people even kowtowed.
Xia Buer smiled and said: "It's interesting! The force is on the table, but the table leg is broken, if Newton knows about this, he will definitely crawl out of the coffin and overturn all his physical conclusions!"
"Wow~"
Xia Buer bent down and lifted the table board suddenly, only to see that the four table legs were broken together, but the broken position was not only high and low, but also as if it had been broken by a sledgehammer, but I couldn't see how she made her hand, but the strength definitely didn't come from this little girl.
"Do you really want to know, I can let you try ......"
Sha Xianguan suddenly smiled weirdly, and slapped Xia Buer's chest with a palm, but he suddenly pulled out the electric baton in his waist, and it became longer instantly with a "click", and directly pressed the switch on his calf.
"Smack~"
The electric rod suddenly made a bang, and there was a muffled sound under Xia Buer's feet at the same time, and the cement cover of the rainwater drain trembled even more, but Xia Buer didn't have a, but instead laughed evilly: "Oh!
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Sha Xianguan was shocked, and withdrew his right hand in a little panic, but Xia Buer dragged her into his arms, put it in her ear and said, "Little bitch, tell your master, if you give a fucking shame again, I'll blow up your bitch nest, do you hear?"
"Director Zhang has good means, Xiaoxian will definitely bring your words to ......"
Sha Xianguan shook off his hand vigorously, immediately took two steps back and put down the red veil covering his face, and walked out of the door with some anger, but a very gorgeous hurriedly looked up and asked, "Lord Xianguan......! What about my son?"
"Entertain me Director Zhang, if he loses a hair, I will only ask you, hum......"
The sand immortal official stepped out of the gate without looking back, and the two captains' servants also left, at this time, everyone on the ground dared to raise their heads, but looking at Xia Buer, the only one standing proudly in the courtyard, everyone's face showed a look of horror, they were afraid that they thought that the palm just now would kill him.
Xia Buer turned around and smiled: "Don't kneel! I won't give you red envelopes, and I've been injured by someone's internal force, and it is estimated that I will definitely die within a hundred years......!"
"Haha~"
Huang Lily also covered her mouth and laughed, and many nervous people also snickered, only the groom official's mother was pale, no matter what she said, she was a person from the Great Immortal Temple, and the immortal official was deflated in Xia Bu's second-hand, and she also had no face.
"Friends and relatives, please take a seat, and now the table is officially opened......
The father of the groom officer hurriedly helped his wife up, and everyone also got up and sat down, but seeing that Xia Buer was so easy-going, many people had the courage to come over and pat the sycophants, and even the yellow lily was held up to the sky together, and the banquet became secondary.
Xia Buer picked up a toothpick and sneered contemptuously: "Why are you two still staying here, go and eat the and the table together!"
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"Woo~"
Huang Lily's two male classmates looked at each other bitterly, one obediently walked to the toilet, and the other actually gnawed the table on the spot, but Huang Lily smiled and said, "Okay! My fiancé is joking with you, he is not so careful!"
"Thank you, Director, thank you, Director, ......."
The two bowed again and again as if they had been amnestied, Xia Buer waved his hand to let the sycophants disperse, and let Huang Lily's classmates sit down, and then smiled at Zhang Mingliang: "Major Zhang! I heard that you are very familiar with the people of the Great Immortal Temple, have you ever seen their Nine Heavens Xuannu?"
"No! never ......"
Zhang Mingliang shook his head a little stiffly and said: "The Nine Heavens Xuannu lives in the depths of the Great Immortal Temple, outsiders and low-level servants are not allowed to enter, I have only seen her once from afar at the temple fair, but she also covers her face with a white veil, it is said that she is too beautiful, and not covering her face with a veil will make all men crazy for her!"
"How long has the temple existed......
Xia Buer handed him a cigarette, and Zhang Mingliang took it with trepidation: "It's not long! It should be less than three months, but the number of believers is growing very fast, if it weren't for the superstitious activities vigorously restricted by the superiors, it is estimated that most people would become believers!"
Xia Buer patted him on the shoulder and said, "Do a good job! You are the guards of the inner city, no matter who this Hongjiashan is named in the future, he needs you to maintain law and order, tomorrow I will come to the Xie family compound to find me for tea, I am optimistic about you!"
"Thank you Director for cultivation, oh no! Thank you Director for appreciating ......"
Zhang Mingliang nodded excitedly, but there was a burst of applause in the courtyard, only to see the bride in a red wedding dress walk out of the house, holding a handsome young man in his hand, the handsome young man was very energetic in a black suit, but he frowned and looked reluctant.
"It's not like a fool......"
Xia Buer looked over in surprise, but Zhang Mingliang pointed to his head and said: "Mentally retarded! IQ is about the same as a child, he always thinks he is a dog, I heard that he also killed his family's guard dog, his father was so angry that he almost vomited blood, so he found him a daughter-in-law to take care of him!"
"Wang~"
The bridegroom suddenly barked at the door dog, and everyone looked back in surprise, and the little white dog of the unknown family was running past the door, and the bride immediately blushed, and hurriedly pulled him and said: "Get married! So many guests are watching, don't be weird!"
"You are not my daughter-in-law, I will not marry you......"
The groom's official pushed her away very facelessly, and after looking around, he suddenly grinned lewdly, and actually walked straight to Xia Buer's table, looked at Wu Xiuxiu's ass and shouted: "I want to marry her, she has a big ass, I like a daughter-in-law with a big ass!"
"Hahaha......"
The guests in the courtyard burst into laughter, and Wu Xiuxiu, who was ashamed and indignant, couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, and even Xia Buer smiled happily: "The young man has a good taste, he knows the beauty of the big ass girl, how about you look at this around me, is it enough to be your daughter-in-law?"
"I hate it, I'm a classmate with him......"
Huang Lily pounded his shoulder in disgust, Xia Buer picked up the teacup and laughed, he was idle and had nothing to tease the silly boy, but the groom suddenly muttered: "I don't like her, she looks like Li Xuezhu, but Li Xuezhu always pulls my tail and doesn't give me bed!"
"Poof~"
Xia Buer squirted out a sip of tea, and looked at the groom with his mouth open.
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