"Poof~"

Xia Buer squirted out a sip of tea, just spraying Wu Xiuxiu's head and face, Wu Xiuxiu looked at him with a face full of grievances and didn't dare to wipe it, but Xia Buer looked at the groom in horror, who is this tone not his dog brother?

"Brother Yu, what's wrong with you......"

Huang Lihe pushed him in confusion, the groom just spoke in a loud voice, and she didn't hear what the other party was saying clearly.

"Haha~ You kid is so interesting......"

Xia Buer suddenly laughed, patted the groom's shoulder and said: "Wu Xiuxiu is the place where Lao Tzu fought back then, since your taste is the same as mine, we are also very fateful, today I will be a witness for you, and I will give you a warehouse as a gift!"

The bride rushed over with an arrow and said excitedly: "Oops~ Thank you for the reward, husband, don't you thank you quickly, this gives you a lot of face!"

"I don't want to marry her, she's the old man's woman, and she has his child in her belly......"

The groom officer suddenly pointed to his father, and the guests in the courtyard were all stunned, only to see his father and the bride instantly turned pale, and the guests reacted immediately, and immediately some people couldn't help but cover their mouths and laugh, but most of them all looked at the groom official's mother.

Who knew that the mature woman said indifferently: "My body and mind have been completely dedicated to the master, except for this piece of meat that fell from me, no one in the world has anything to do with me, but my son must not marry such a shameless woman as his wife, come on!

"Yes!"

Several thugs immediately stepped forward to set up the bride and threw her out amid the cry of the bride, and the father of the groom did not even dare to put a fart, but stood aside with his hands rubbed, but almost everyone despised him as an old picker.

"Wu Xiuxiu ......"

The mature woman got up and walked in front of Wu Xiuxiu and said: "You and my son are classmates, and you know the roots, since my son likes you so much, you can directly make a condition, as long as you are willing to marry my son, I will definitely try my best to satisfy you!"

"I already have a boyfriend......"

Wu Xiuxiu immediately looked at Zhang Mingliang, but Zhang Mingliang got up and said: "You can't do this, you said that you didn't want your classmates to laugh, let me pretend to be your boyfriend to support the scene, I saw that you were a talented classmate before you agreed, I solemnly declare now, I have nothing to do with you!"

"You ......"

Wu Xiuxiu pointed at him angrily, but quickly stood up and said fiercely: "Okay! The old classmate likes me to give me face, and my requirements are not high, this courtyard and the warehouse sent by Director Zhang are all mine, and give me 100,000 catties of food stamps, and I will give her a big fat son next year!"

"Good......!

The mature woman readily agreed, and the guests were immediately in an uproar, just this big yard and warehouse are worth a lot of money, not to mention the whole 100,000 catties of food stamps, which is simply astronomical for ordinary people, and there are many girls on the scene who even regret their intestines.

"Thank you, Mom......"

Wu Xiuxiu probably didn't expect the other party to be so happy, she hugged the groom and kissed him quite excitedly, pulled him up and said with a smile: "Go! go with me to change clothes, and I will marry you as a daughter-in-law later, and you will have to take good care of others in the future!

"Go and change the wedding dress for the young grandmother......"

The mature woman waved her hand and personally accompanied Wu Xiuxiu into the house, it seemed that her status in the Great Immortal Temple was not low, but Xia Buer sneered: "It's 100,000 catties as soon as you make a move, it's really easy for these cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods to collect money!"

Huang Lihe also nodded and said, "No, thousands of believers in the Great Immortal Temple, all of them are bankrupt to give them offerings, Ouyang Bai is not as easy as them to make money, if it weren't for the order from above to restrict them, I'm afraid they would be even more crazy!"

"There are too many fools, and there are not enough liars......"

Xia Buer got up and walked to the toilet, soaked his urine and went around the back room from the side, just in time to see the groom sitting in the small hall eating fruit, he immediately waved his hand and shouted in a low voice: "Rhubarb!

"How do you know my name, do you know me......"

The groom tilted his head and walked over in wonder, exactly the same as Rhubarb's movements when he was in a daze, Xia Buer hurriedly pulled him into the storage room, closed the door and smiled: "I'm you...... Brother Hua, Big Flower, I changed my body like you!"

"Woo Woo ......"

Rhubarb immediately screamed excitedly, pressing his shoulder and sniffing violently, although it still can't change the nature of the dog, but the IQ is obviously much higher than before, at least the speech can be said completely, and it is much easier to communicate.

"Where is the second brother, where is my second brother......

Rhubarb squatted down excitedly and spun around his legs, Xia Buer touched its head and smiled: "Your second brother is very good in Shiniu County, and the fourth child is also very good, but I can't take you over at the moment, we are fighting against the black corpse worm, it is safer for you to stay here!"

"I miss the second brother, can you take me to see him......"

Rhubarb raised his head pitifully, Xia Buer had no choice but to squat down and say: "Rhubarb! obedient, our mission this time is extraordinary, you have now become an ordinary person, and you can't help if you go, it's better to stay here and wait for our news, and when we win, we will take you home!"

"Shall we go back to the cemetery's home, my toys are all at home, and Sister Momo ......"

Rhubarb looked at him innocently, Xia Buer's eyes became wet and red, Rhubarb followed him to the north and south for so many years, and he had never had a fixed place, but he didn't expect to end up treating the cemetery as their home, a place where there was only one person and one dog.

"Well, let's go back to our home in the cemetery and look for Momo and your toys......"

Xia Buer hugged it violently and burst into tears, Rhubarb was still the same as before, gently rubbing his face with his head, and said, "Brother Hua, I miss Liu Yue so much, will she never appear, can you let the second brother get her back?"

"Some people just leave for a short time, and when we get old or die, we will meet again in another world, and one life is not enough to have the next life......

Xia Buer touched his head very gently, and said with a smile: "You stay here obediently and wait for us, I will let Wu Xiuxiu take good care of you, but you must not tell her about our affairs, she is different from Liu Yue, you can't really treat her as a daughter-in-law, understand?"

"I know! Friends, friends only sleep and don't talk, I remember what you told me......

Rhubarb shook his head and laughed, Xia Buer made his face speechless, a dog followed them and the gang learned badly, especially when Dahua had no one to talk to, he liked to hold Rhubarb and talk nonsense, and taught it a bunch of things.

Xia Buer patted its head and stood up, and said with a smile: "Remember! From now on, you will be a human being, don't bark anymore, it's a rare opportunity for you to be a person, just enjoy it once!"

"I think you're the second brother, it's so strange......"

Rhubarb tilted his head to look at him again, Xia Buer laughed, bent down and whispered: "Silly dog! our identity can't be known to outsiders, once outsiders know, it will be dangerous, and when you see me in the future, you will be called the director, you know?"

"What is the relationship between the commissioner and the virgin......

Rhubarb stood up with a confused face, Xia Buer felt that he couldn't talk to it anymore, this stupid dog was full of hooligan thoughts, and it happened that someone outside the door was shouting at him, Xia Buer immediately opened the door and smiled: "Be your groom official, don't mess with the watchdog!"

"It seduces me, I can't ......"

Rhubarb yelled very dissatisfied, almost making Xia Buer laugh, kicked him out and slipped out the back door himself, and when he returned to the table, the dishes had already been served like water.

"Bang Bang Bang ......"

There was a burst of fierce applause in the courtyard, only to see Wu Xiuxiu wearing a bright red cheongsam, holding the rhubarb and walking out happily, as if she had won the jackpot, she was happy, and said coquettishly: "Everyone, please wait a minute, my mother will come over soon, I have already sent someone to pick it up!"

Huang Lihe shook her head and smiled bitterly: "Alas~ If I could be as faceless and skinless as her, I'm afraid I wouldn't have suffered so much in vain!"

Who knew that Rhubarb suddenly became high-spirited, waved his hand and shouted: "Tonight is my big day, everyone must not get drunk and not return, the one who stands and walks out is not my friend, and it is my brother who drinks and lies down, in the future, we will fight together, drink wine together, and the beautiful girls will all rush home!"

“……”

The courtyard suddenly fell silent, and they all looked at the rhubarb in disbelief, even Wu Xiuxiu couldn't believe it, why did the stupid boy suddenly speak so coherently, and there was even a sense of domineering between the waves.

"Why? Am I really a fool......

Rhubarb actually squinted his eyes and sneered again: "I'm just idle and have nothing to tease you, hurry up and fill all the wine glasses for me, if I don't eat well tonight, I don't say hello, but if you don't drink well, you don't have the courage to drink, wife!

"Oops~Okay......"

Wu Xiuxiu hurriedly ran down and picked up the wine glass, and the guests in the audience were in an uproar again, even the Xia family who rhubarb said didn't pay attention, and they were all shocked to talk, but Xia Buer almost burst his stomach with laughter, this stupid dog was obviously learning from him to speak.

The cheap old lady of Rhubarb suddenly knelt on the ground, and shouted excitedly: "Thank you for the blessing of the Xuannu Immortal, so that my son can return to normal, and our family will definitely serve the immortal for generations and praise your great kindness!"

"Thanksgiving to the Immortal ......"

A large group of people hurriedly followed and knelt on the ground, each of them banging their heads, but this time not everyone knelt down, a small half of them all looked at Xia Buer, and when they saw him frowning with disgust, they all pouted and didn't care.

"Something's wrong......

A maid suddenly ran in from outside the door, leaned over and whispered a few words to the mature woman, the mature woman's face immediately changed, she looked at Wu Xiuxiu and said in shock: "Did your mother go to the Immortal Temple to recruit Daxian, some people say that she stripped naked on the street and looked for someone to dance around!"

"What?"

Wu Xiuxiu's face turned white suddenly, and her legs were weak and she almost collapsed on the ground, but Xia Buer sneered: "Eldest sister, it seems that this Huang Daxian doesn't all listen to your calls, otherwise how could the water wash away the Dragon King Temple, I think you have to be careful!"