Why do you say that people have to be cheap, Lao Tzu is so depressed during the New Year, why do you want to make me unhappy.

I rubbed my head: "yes, let you laugh cheaply." They laughed cheaply: "You're also a dick, even if you're hungry, you don't need to find a prostitute, haha." ”

I turned to look at them: "You don't have to laugh at me, this last car is full of rubbish, and it looks like you are sitting in the front car." ”

They were unhappy: "We are not as wasteful as you, I heard that you didn't even get into the undergraduate program, so I was convinced." ”

These people are just beating others to find dignity, in fact, what is the difference between me. I shook my head: "You guys take care of yourselves, my father is also surnamed Wang, he has a big face, what are you dragging with a foreign surname." ”

They scolded again: "You are the only one surnamed Wang who is in the same car with us, what do you have to drag." ”

I snorted: "Not only in the same car, but also next door to you in the future." ”

A car is noisy, these guys are cheap, and they look down on me, but it's human nature, scolding and scolding, I'm afraid of a bird. Later, when they got tired of scolding me, they ignored me and started talking about Lin Man.

"I met Lin Man when I went to the bathroom in the morning, and she smiled at me, what do you mean by that?"

The sports student said, and a carload of people all scolded him: ", laugh at you, you are paralyzed." ”

The sports student was unhappy: "It's just a smile, I think Sister Lin Man likes my type, tall and mighty pure masters." ”

I almost laughed, but fortunately I couldn't hold back, but I'm sorry I still couldn't hold back, so I laughed: "You are a big five or three rough man, and women are the most disgusting people like you." ”

Now everyone agreed with my words, and they all hit his confidence, and he blushed sharply: "You are not as good as me, at least Lin Man smiled at me." ”

Everyone was depressed, and I laughed again: "I have lived with Lin Man. Several pairs of eyes were fixed on me, and I shrugged: "She's beautiful, but I'm not rare." ”

They scolded me for being stupid, and the lazy toad squatted in the ditch. Then I'll just squat and keep silent, they keep talking about Lin Man, and when it comes to rising, they will lower their voices, and they will be obscene when they look at it.

Later, I finally arrived at the destination, I don't know where this is, in short, there are mountains, rivers and grasslands, there are people flying kites on the grassland, the scenery is particularly good, it is estimated that it is a man-made tourist resort.

Everyone got out of the car and played around, the front was naturally those elder shareholders, in the middle were some relatives who were not light or heavy, and at the end were young people like me.

However, Wang Xuan and Lin Man were also at the front, chatting happily with the elders, and there were also some young people in the middle, all of whom had extraordinary temperaments. There's a bunch of stinky dicks hanging at the back, and it's funny to watch.

And these stinky dicks are still going to the front intentionally or unintentionally, for fear of falling behind, and as a result, I fell to the back, and my eggs hurt alone.

After walking to the meadow, a group of people approached, the relatives in front of them sat down directly to rest, and the two young people immediately ran to buy water to offer their hospitality, this trick was quite effective, and immediately made the elders happy.

The rest of the young people were also pondering what they could do to make their elders happy. I sat on the side and looked at the river in the distance, the banks on both sides of the river were very clean, many people took pictures there, and some people who were not afraid of the cold were digging pebbles in the river. Not far away, couples are flying kites, others are selling marshmallows, and there are some beggars on the sidewalk, pretending to be pitiful and begging.

It's really windy, I took a deep breath, and then Wang Xuan's laughter came from my ears: "It's really nice here, there is a lot of traffic, it's a good place to do business." ”

I thought you were trying to show off your knowledge? I turned my head to look over, and he was sitting on the elder's side, not far away, and our relatives were basically in a circle.

"Xuan'er, tell me how you will do business?" a kind elder asked, and suddenly everyone fell silent, and it seemed that they were about to get down to business.

I also pricked up my ears to listen, Wang Xuan smiled heartily: "This place is so big, the best way is naturally to sell on the move, I'm sure that ninety percent of the tourists are willing to buy something, but they don't want to go far, if people sell along the road will definitely make a lot of money, such as the one who sells marshmallows, he has been waiting there for tourists will miss most of the business, there are many children here, if he sells on the move, it is estimated that it will be sold out in a circle." ”

I crooked my mouth, what kind of bad idea is this? You're not tired, even if you find someone to work, you'll lose money, what if those things are sold out? It's not enough to make labor.

I secretly disdained it, but the relatives applauded, and the elders casually praised it, saying that the idea was good and worthy of encouragement.

I also clapped my hands, Monkey Sailei.

After Wang Xuan finished showing off, the elders looked at other young people again, and asked everyone to talk about their thoughts and not be shy.

Those relatives immediately became nervous, and I also understood that this was an assessment of us? Can a person with good grades become an official?

My father also looked at me in the crowd at this time, and there was some warning in his eyes. I took a few steps inside to see if I could win the bid.

At this time, a young man had already stood up: "I think I can sell special products, because outsiders can make easy money." ”

There was another burst of crackling applause, this Nima is too face-saving, right, can this idea be okay?

Then another guy spoke: "I've observed those sets of toys, the kind of circles that will bounce up when they fall to the ground, and they are guaranteed to earn money by doing that." ”

I opened my mouth slightly and clapped my hands, these young people all talked about it, basically around what to sell, and finally thought about it carefully, the idea of paralyzing Wang Xuan was simply a divine idea.

I don't remember how many times I slapped my hands, and finally suddenly no one took pictures of me, everyone looked at me, and I stood up in a daze, and the elders looked at me and stopped looking, and the young people stared at me, probably trying to see me make a fool of myself.

I glanced at Wang Xuan, his eyes were disdainful, and Lin Man next to him lowered his head directly, probably not wanting to see me.

I coughed steadily: "It's better to build a rest restaurant, spend some money to be beautiful, lay out grape trellises, build a fountain, it is best to get through the relationship and mark the rest restaurant on the route board, so that tourists feel that it is a scenic spot, they will consciously go to see it, eat something by the way, and we can just sit and make money." ”

I didn't have enough confidence in what I said, but these relatives looked at me one after another, and the elders also looked at me, and there was a little strange color in their eyes.

I bent down and sat down, everyone seemed to be a little silent, and then Wang Xuan said in a slightly impatient tone: "Your idea is not reliable, do you know how much it costs? ”

Some people were pandering to him, and I shrugged: "It's just an idea, you don't have to be serious to listen to it, if you really want to be serious, your idea is not unreliable." ”

"What do you mean?" This guy was so angry that the elders laughed: "It's just to relieve boredom, no need to be serious, everyone has a good idea, but you are all stunned, it's better to be like this, you each take ten yuan, come back before dark, and see who makes the most money, we old guys brag, you young people go to make trouble by yourself." ”

As soon as this remark came out, everyone was shocked, and many young people panicked, how many young people today can make money, how to make money with ten yuan.

That Wang Xuan was not panicked but happy, he estimated that he would like to show off how to make money. I said weakly, "You can do anything except cheating, right?"

The elder nodded and gave me a meaningful look. I'm relieved, and I don't believe anyone here makes more money than me.

Wang Xuan was also very excited, got up and spoke: "Okay, let's give the money to our parents, only keep ten yuan, everyone do a good job." ”

These young people paid the money, and most of them were miserable. I pulled into my trouser pocket, and I had a wad of money, but my parents were sitting among the elders, and I couldn't get through.

But I had to squeeze in, and the people around me moved away, and some people were snickering.

I handed over the money to my mother, and her face softened: "Come on." "I glanced at my father, and he looked into the distance with a cold face.

I took a breath and walked away, and then I exclaimed, "You stepped on my foot!"

As soon as I shrank, Lin Man stared at me with a sullen face, everyone else snickered, and Wang Xuan snorted coldly and took the lead in setting off, so arrogant.

I apologized and ran away, but it was time to perform the real technique.