Chapter Eighty-Eight: Two Heroes
It's not easy to make money here, it's okay to make a small fight, it's quite difficult to make a lot of money, I thought of a lot of ways but gave up, Wang Xuan is not a fool, he must be able to think of those methods of selling at a low price and a high price, I have to completely suppress him, otherwise there is no pleasure of pretending to be forced at all.
I walked a long way and looked around, there were many people on the avenue, and there was the sound of water nearby, which was a small waterfall left over from the mountain, forming a river.
I looked at the top of the mountain, and I could vaguely see a lot of people walking around and taking pictures on it, and a small square was established in the center of the mountaintop, with a temple and a bridge, which is also a good attraction.
I secretly thought to myself, if you want to suppress Wang Xuan, you have to use a big deal, what kind of mobile selling method will definitely not work, someone like me must have the domineering spirit of knocking on the mountain and shaking the tiger.
There were only ten dollars in my pocket, and I touched the money in my pocket on the side of the road, but the principal was too little, so I had to go to the whole thing first.
I looked around again, and my eyes were fixed on the river, which seemed to work. I ran to the river, but Nima took two steps and an old man next to me hit me directly, and he didn't apologize, and walked away a little drunk.
I secretly scolded your uncle, and then continued to run to the river, but my heart suddenly sudden, and my hand touched my pocket, paralyzing the money!
Ten dollars was gone, and I turned around to look for the old man, who was so fucking stealthy that he disappeared in just a moment.
Fuck, what people. I frowned and ran along the road, but fortunately I reacted in time, and after running for a while, I saw him again, and he was sitting under a tree eating marshmallows, like an old urchin.
I went over with a black face, he shrunk his neck and wanted to slip away, I am very short of time now, where can I have time to mess with this thief, I immediately grabbed him: "What about Lao Tzu's money? You dare to go with my money?"
This old man is quite old, but he is in good spirits, his face is still red, and he lives a very moist life, but his clothes are tattered and like a beggar.
"What do you say, this son? What does your money have to do with old decay? Let go quickly, and be rude. ”
He was not in a hurry when I caught him, and he was still upright, I sobbed: "I have something urgent, hurry up and give the money back, otherwise I will call the police." ”
This guy's dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, and the marshmallow licked loudly: "Shaoxia, how can people in the rivers and lakes have anything to do with the imperial court, money has corroded the hearts of the younger generation, hey." ”
I'll go to your uncle, I don't care, don't rely on the old and sell the old. I grabbed his wrist directly: "Don't force me to move ......"
However, before I could finish speaking, he twisted his wrist and broke it away, and quickly tapped it lightly on my palm. I immediately shook my hands in pain, and my eyes couldn't help but be horrified.
"Oh, it's good, it's a pity that I didn't get started. ”
His old face wrinkled into a lump with a smile, and he pretended to touch his beard: "The old man has a fate with you, so I'll teach you advanced kung fu." ”
I was secretly suspicious, I had to look at him carefully, his hair was very long but very clean, his clothes were very tattered but just as clean, if I changed into a Taoist robe, I might have a bit of a fairy wind and bones.
The deputy director once said that I haven't met a master, is this guy a master? I suddenly didn't dare to be impatient, and my tone was a little respectful: "Hello senior, I really have something urgent, and I will come to visit you when the matter is over." ”
He sighed lightly and shook his head: "There are very few people who learn martial arts nowadays, and you don't cherish this opportunity but don't cherish it, can't you even squeeze it out for half a minute?"
When I heard this, I was shocked, could it be that he was going to teach me skills for decades? Maybe there was something similar to the kung fu that opened up the second line of Ren Du. I humbly asked for advice, but he didn't ink, and took out an old book from the broken bag next to him: "This is the orthodox division of muscles and bones, you and I are destined to sell you for 100 yuan." ”
I rolled my eyes, fuck you, it turned out to be a charlatan. I grabbed him again: "I don't have time to talk to you, what about the money?"
He flipped the book to me: "Look at it, it's true, it's not a dream, it was published by the People's Publishing House in 2010, but the book cover is a little rotten, and there is a seal here, how about charging you fifty yuan?"
I glanced at it, it's not a fucking domestic comic style, the two of them are doing tricks, and they don't even have lines. I'm sure he's a charlatan, and I'm not polite to search him directly, so he twists and giggles, like a dead: "I've bought marshmallows for your money, so you still buy the old decay of this martial arts cheatbook." ”
I searched him with a cold face, but I couldn't find him. At this time, many people watched and asked if I was bullying the old man. This guy took the opportunity to shout: "Help, robbery." ”
Damn, I never expected to meet a scoundrel, and an old scoundrel. It's probably useless to keep entangled like this, so I'll have to leave and find another way.
At this time, a petite boy squeezed in the crowd, and he opened his mouth and drank: "Bah!
I was stunned for a moment, crossed? I looked back and was amazed, a young girl in men's clothes, her eyes were clear, her eyebrows and nose were trimmed, and there was a slight pear vortex on her cheeks, she was beautiful and beautiful, but she was young and still a little childish.
She was also wearing tattered clothes, and she had a martial arts style when she walked, and her eyes were not stained with a trace of mortal dust.
I was in a daze, did I really cross over? What is the situation? The girl came over and scolded: "My master is so old that you still bully him, so shameless!"
The onlookers also talked a lot, and one person seemed to suddenly realize: "This must be filming!" A bunch of people looked for the camera, and the girl ran to help the old man: "Master, are you okay?" ”
I also feel that I am filming, and I really don't want to delay, Qian Laozi doesn't want it.
I'm going to just leave and do something.
I didn't have time to delay, so I went straight to the river to pick up some pebbles and see if I could sell them to make some money. As a result, as soon as I went, I saw that the three girls had gone down to the river to pick them up, and Lin Man was among them.
There are also sisters among our relatives, but I haven't been paying attention, and now it seems that they should be these three girls, but I didn't expect them to be one step faster than me.
That Lin Man also saw me, and immediately frowned: "You also come to pick up stones and sell them?" This is a bit painful, I feel like I am copying her ideas, I shook my head and left, and then I thought of other ways, they all looked at me, with some disdain in their eyes.
I went back in again, and Mommy was a little anxious. Then I saw the dead old man, who was sitting on the side of the road, and the girl was also sitting, both licking marshmallows, and there was a broken bowl in front of them, and this was begging?
I raised my eyebrows and walked over again, and the girl immediately scolded: "It's you thief again, you dare to come back!"
I smiled and saluted: "Don't be a strange woman, you may have just come down from the mountain, and you don't understand the rules of the world." Your master touched my money, but he was wrong. ”
The girl raised her eyebrows: "This is the righteousness of chivalry, robbing the rich and helping the poor, what's wrong." ”
My day, I scratched my head and squatted in front of her: "Okay, okay, I won't talk to you, you two dead beggars are amazing, I will cooperate with you." ”
The girl still wanted to scold me, but the old man laughed: ".....Cooperation? I mean, how to help the world. ”
I crooked my mouth, I couldn't waste any more time: "I think of a way to get the pedestrians to give you money, and you share half of me." ”
The dead old man immediately agreed, but sighed again: "Now that the chivalrous style has long been lost, it is really not easy to impress the hard-hearted people." ”
I didn't bother to listen to his nonsense, and ran away. There is a big place here, and there are many beggars, and I remember that there was a joke at the entrance who wrote on the ground and asked for a few dollars for the journey.
I ran to him, and sure enough, he was still kneeling, with words written all over his face. I stumbled over, and he immediately looked at me hopefully: "Good Samaritan, ask for five dollars for the passage, I have wandered all the way here, and I haven't eaten for several days." ”
I patted him on the shoulder, "I've always wondered where you guys got their chalk. He was stunned for a moment, immediately embarrassed, I touched my hand on the ground and got up and left, and his chalk was taken away by me.
With the chalk, I ran back again, and the two heroes were still licking the marshmallows. I wrote directly on the ground: My grandfather was seriously ill and had no money for treatment and was kicked out of the hospital, begging well-wishers to lend a hand to help.
The two heroes looked at me and asked me what I was going to do, and I said cooperation, don't you want to rob the rich and help the poor.
The old man's eyes lit up, and he immediately lay back: "Good idea, the old man is going to return to the West, Qianqian, you can beg for money." ”
This Qianqian is not experienced in the world, but she listens to the old guy very much, and the marshmallows are all put away. I poked her: "Woman, the point is over, we are already shameless in taking advantage of other people's kindness, it doesn't hurt to collect a few dollars, don't even collect dozens of dollars or hundreds." ”
The old man sat up straight: "Don't listen to his nonsense, everyone should atone for their sins, and how much money is right, this river and lake is already smelly, and it is all caused by moneyism." ”
I'll go, what the hell is the origin of you dead old man, I glared at him: "If you collect so much money, you will be dead." ”
The old man straightened up and lay down again: "Yes, the government will report it, Qianqian, don't exceed ten yuan." ”