When the company held its annual meeting, Zhang Xu was promoted, and I heard that his year-end bonus was twice as high as all of us.

"Damn, it's disgusting, I've been working for several companies for almost ten years, and it's the first time I've met such an employee and such a leader. ”

"Ahem, this kind of thing can happen to any company, not in the company, but in the people...... Otherwise, we will also learn from Zhang Xu?"

"If you don't study, I'm going to change jobs, so I'm going to learn from you. ”

"I don't want to learn either, that person is so disgusting, I also want to change jobs, there is no future with such a leader. ”

Liu Gang and Zhang Yang discussed in their seats, and I sat next to them, and they were not afraid of me hearing about it, because I was also like them, and my salary had not increased, and the bonus was not much.

In fact, like my two colleagues, I was not convinced, but I could only maintain harmony on the face.

But I never thought that my two colleagues were just talking angry, and when I met with the leader later, I obviously knew how to lick the dog better than before, probably because I was stimulated and bowed my head in front of reality.

If I'm the only one in the company who doesn't change, I don't think I'll be too happy.

Sometimes I also interfere with my thoughts because of huge interests, and I often wonder, should I be like Zhang Xu?

I often hear people say that I am too rigid and inflexible, so I can only earn a dead wage, and I admit this, so am I wrong?

I have been struggling with this matter for many days, until one day the leader talked to me, and I completely felt that I was really wrong.

He called me into his office and said, "Jiangdong, you have been reimbursed so little this month, do you invite customers to dinner less often? You are like this, I am not very good at reporting your performance? People are reporting 20,000 or 30,000 yuan, but you can't report 10,000 yuan, will the boss think that you haven't worked hard to find customers to know?"

"I understand Mr. Chen!" he has already said it so clearly, can I still not understand?

When I made that statement, I began to reflect on myself, everyone is reimbursed a lot, only I am reimbursed a lot, not only my colleagues have opinions about me, but even the leaders suspect that I am not working well because I have reported less? Why am I so stupid? I am so stupid? So, I made a decision.

When I went home in the evening, I took Jiang Xi and Jiang out for a big dinner.

I took them to a better restaurant, Jiang Xi's hometown is near Dalian, so she actually likes to eat seafood, she used to buy some cheap seafood from the market, she washed at home for half a day, a seafood feast, it takes a lot of time, she is tired enough, today I will treat her.

But Jiang Xi is too frugal, she doesn't ask why she spends money to eat out, and she will never go to eat with me, because spending her money is equivalent to cutting meat from her.

I originally wanted to lie, but I thought about it, first, I couldn't make up a convincing lie with my IQ, and second, I didn't dare to lie to Jiang Xi, no matter what, Jiang Xi especially hated me for lying to her.

So I said to Jiang Xi, "Today the leader talked to me, which means that the reimbursement is less, on the one hand, it affects everyone's reimbursement amount, on the other hand, the boss will think that I didn't work hard and didn't invite customers to dinner, so, I thought about it, why are you so stupid, we are a family of three out to eat, and we will be reimbursed if we have an invoice, my colleagues are happy, the leaders are happy, and we enjoy it, so why not?"

Jiang Xi blinked and said with a puzzled expression, "Did the leader really say that?"

"yes!" I look serious, isn't that what the leader means?

Jiang Xi's big eyes rolled again, and after thinking for a while, he said, "If that's the case, let's go eat, we don't want to take advantage, but if it affects the leader's impression of you, it's not good, so let's reimburse a little more, but don't reimburse too much." ”

I laughed, "Oh, how can I overpay, I go out to eat every day, and I don't have many invoices." ”

Jiang Xi muttered, "If you eat outside every day, you don't think the food outside is delicious, it's okay to eat it occasionally, just eat it occasionally!"

Our family of three went out to eat a very satisfying seafood dinner, and spent more than 300 yuan and less than 400 yuan, I took the invoice, and I thought to myself, where will I go to eat tomorrow? Anyway, I have to get some invoices, otherwise how can I make up enough for 20,000 or 30,000 yuan?

The next night, I came back from work and took Jiang Xi and Jiang to eat the bottom of the sea again.

Jiang Dongxi said happily, "Dad, is our family rich?

I looked at her happy face, and I was very happy, so I smiled and said, "Yes, Dad has become rich, and he can eat whatever he wants in the future." ”

Jiang Dongxi clapped his hands, "It's really good, am I going to live the life of a princess?"

"Yes, you can be a princess!" I said with a smile.

"Then can I marry a prince when I grow up, and can I be as beautiful as Alyssa?" Jiang asked me expectantly.

How could I disappoint my lovely eldest daughter, and said, "Of course, you are a princess in the eyes of your father and mother, and you will definitely marry a prince in the future." ”

Jiang Dongxi pursed his lips and smiled shyly, his big eyes rolled over and over, as if he was fantasizing about the future.

Unexpectedly, at this time, Jiang Xiyi pouted and said, "Can you be realistic? Eat a few good meals and become a princess? A princess is so easy to be? Everyone likes to learn a good princess......."

At the mention of studying, Jiang Dongxi immediately frowned, glared, pouted, looked at Jiang Xi with pretended resentment, and interrupted her in a complaining tone, "People were in a very good mood, but they were all ruined by their mothers. ”

"Hahahaha!"

"Hahahaha!"

Jiang Xi and I couldn't hold back, and we were amused by her words.

Jiang Dongxi saw us laughing, she wanted to endure it, but she couldn't help it, and she laughed too, but when she laughed, she pretended to be angry.

After the dishes were cooked, Jiang Xi smiled and took the initiative to clip some of the dishes she usually likes to eat for Jiang Dongxi, Jiang Dongxi tilted his face and said, "I'm in a bad mood, and what I eat is not fragrant!"

"Oops! The little temper is quite big!"

As soon as Jiang Xi said this, Jiang Dongxi wanted to laugh again, but she tried her best to endure it, because she couldn't help but turn her face to the side, cover it with both hands, and secretly look at me with her small eyes, as if she wouldn't be found out by her mother that she was laughing.

Jiang Xi put the dishes she didn't eat into my bowl, "Come, husband, my daughter won't eat it, I'll give it to you, my wife loves you the most." ”

Jiang Xi's words are definitely angry Jiang Dongzi, Jiang Dongxi's little bun face immediately became cold, pouted, and glared at her mother.

How could I be willing to make my daughter uncomfortable, and immediately pouted and said to Jiang Xi, "My daughter is not happy, I am not happy to eat anything, eat a good meal, what kind of homework is so beautiful?"

As soon as I said this, Jiang Dongxi's originally gloomy little face was sunny in a second, and he couldn't help laughing again.

Jiang Xi looked at me, then at Jiang Dongxi, and then smiled like a drama spirit, "Oh, I kind of understand, my husband and daughter have to be coaxed, okay, I was wrong, I shouldn't have done my homework at this time, you are your mother's big baby, can you eat now?"

Jiang Xi said, and sandwiched Jiang Dong's favorite dishes again.

As for Jiang Xi's simple words, Jiang Dongxi couldn't hold back directly, and while eating Jiang Xi's dishes, he laughed "giggles", and said in a weird way, "I also understand, dad and mom need to be coaxed, come and give mom a bite, give dad a bite." ”

As she spoke, she sandwiched a pair of chopsticks between Jiang Xi and Jiang Xi for the rest of the food she ate, and Jiang Xi and I immediately stretched out our heads to eat them.

"I also understand that wives and daughters need to be coaxed. ”

I also served them food separately, and they laughed and opened their mouths to eat it.

"Hahahaha!"

Our family of three was happy and happily eating.

After we had enough to eat, we walked home together.

When he arrived in the community, Jiang Dongxi met his friends and played with them in the community. I asked Jiang Xi, "Shall we take a walk in the neighborhood?"

She said, "Take a walk yourself, I still have to go back to the code, my little cute readers are still waiting for me, I can't let them down, at least four thousand words to feed them, or they will be so hungry that they may abandon me and go to someone else's depot." ”

"Hahaha!" I smiled, "okay, I'll accompany you home, make you tea, massage, and serve you...... By the way, wife, can you not say 'code words' in the future, the word code words, when you hear them, they are very ungrade......".

Jiang Xi was stunned, "Why is there no grade?

I laughed and said, "You should say creation!"

"Hahahaha!" Jiang Xi rolled his eyes, "It's ridiculous, but it's quite useful, okay, from today onwards, I won't say I'm a coder, I'm going to say I'm a creative worker." ”

"What kind of creative worker, you are obviously a creative 'writer'!"

"Does that mean plagiarism writers?"

Me, "......".

Jiang Xi's eyes blinked smartly, "Oh, sit at home?" Yes, yes, if you are squatting at home and graduated from college, can you not sit at home?"

"Hahahaha!" I amused her again.

Sometimes I feel that after so many years with her, I still feel that life is so delicious, flavorful, and interesting, she is like a pistachio!

When she got back to the house, she began to concentrate on writing, and I poured water and fruit for her, and I wanted to pinch her shoulder, but she said, "Hurry up and roll the calf for me, or I'll have to write 4,000 words all night tonight." ”

As soon as she wrote the manuscript, she changed from a good wife and mother to a dominatrix, and she was fierce to me, thinking that when I used to work, she always appeared to disturb me, turned into a cartilaginous vixen, and sat on my lap and put her arm around my neck, fed me grapes, and kissed me when she was happy, and I really wanted to take revenge on her like this, but ...... I don't dare! delay her writing the manuscript, she can want me to chop it up on the spot, hehe!

She was writing at the desk, I was lying on the bed scrolling on my phone, and everything was very harmonious, but I suddenly heard her sigh deeply.

"What's wrong wife?" I immediately looked at her, every time I did my creation, it was like I had been beaten with chicken blood, why did I sigh today?

She didn't look at me, and said with a decadent face, "Sometimes I have a feeling that I may not succeed in writing in my life!"

As soon as I heard it, it was obviously extremely unhappy to say this kind of thing, otherwise it wouldn't be like being beaten with chicken blood one day, probably really sad to hit the street.

I hurriedly played the role of a good husband and comforted her, saying, "What is success? In these days, the gap between the rich and the poor is actually a disease, and good health is success!"

She said stupidly: "Then even if you are in good health, if you don't make money for a lifetime, can you still be called successful?"

I immediately said, "Of course, this proves that you have succeeded in finding a good husband, which is the greatest success of a woman!

Jiang Xi immediately smiled, "Okay! I have to say that your warm words comforted me, then I won't be hypocritical, there is no shortage of food or drink, good health, and readers urging changes, how many x things!"

Me, "......".

Wife, you are so ruthless that you even scold yourself! However, when I think about what I said just now, I feel that our family seems to be a woman who conquers the world, and I who conquer women?

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A few days later, my colleagues in the company informed me to go to dinner with the leader again, this time, I secretly swore in my heart that I would also learn from Zhang Xu, even if I was born stupid, I don't have the talent like him, and I can learn to that extent, but I can also learn, after all, I have been exercising in front of Jiang Xi for so many years, I said in my heart, how can I be regarded as an old driver, right?

Then, I found out that I was completely wrong, in the face of Jiang Xi, I could say anything meaty, and in the face of the somewhat bald beer-bellied fat uncle, I couldn't say a word, because when I wanted to say it, I wanted to vomit first.

At the wine table, Zhang Xu kept boasting about Mr. Chen and blocked the wine for him from time to time.

Sometimes Mr. Chen deliberately gave me a look, which I understand, he saw that Zhang Xu was drinking and wanted me to block the wine for him.

After I hesitated for a while, although I knew that I couldn't drink enough, I still wanted to fight, no one said well, block the wine, just exercise my life, after all, I can't live in a greenhouse forever.

So I obviously didn't know how to drink, but I still forced myself to drink two large glasses of liquor for Mr. Chen, and then ...... No then.

I was sent home by my colleagues, and when I saw Jiang Xi standing at the door pinching her waist and glaring at me, I thought she was so beautiful? She was as beautiful as Sun Erniang wanted to chop me to make human meat buns, and I wanted to say to her, wife, hello! Do you want to chop me? Come on! Come on! Chop me!

But I couldn't say it at all, my brain was like lead, lying on the couch...... After that, it was as if I was unconscious, unconscious.

I don't know how long I slept, but I felt low back pain, back pain, sore legs, a sudden stirring in my stomach, and I ran to the bathroom before I threw up.

After a long tossing and turning in the bathroom, my stomach finally felt comfortable, I seemed to vomit a lot of wine, and my brain regained a little consciousness.

Oh, I thought to myself, how do those people who can drink alcohol come to it? Wine is so spicy and not delicious at all, why do some people like it?

I sat on the floor of the toilet and rested enough, pulled the washbasin and stood up, and when I turned around, I was startled, Jiang Xi stood at the intersection of the bathroom and the living room.

I looked at the clock on the wall in the living room, three o'clock in the morning?

"Wife, why don't you sleep?"

Jiang Xi clasped his hands around his chest, his face was cold, and he stared at me, "What are you smoking today? Why do you drink so much wine?"

I wasn't fully awake yet, I really wanted to go to sleep, to sleep in a fluffy bed, but I knew that I was drinking, and I hadn't taken a shower, so I couldn't pollute our bed, which smelled of ginger.

I tried to stare at Jiang Xi with a pair of unfocused eyes and said, "Wife, I'm so sleepy, let me sleep on the sofa first, and then report to you tomorrow, okay?"

I thought that my wife usually loves me so much, I said so, and she would definitely agree, but I just wanted to leave, and she pushed it directly into the bathtub.

"Ahh

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