Jiang Xi roughly pulled out my coat, picked up the shower head, and poured it directly at me.

I could feel that she was angry, but even when she was angry, she was very sweet, just because the water poured on me was warm, "Ahhh

"Ahh......h

I was about to soak in and lie down, but she grabbed my arm rudely and lifted me up, and then I saw her on the edge of the tub with one leg on her face, looking like a black boss......

I blinked, my head was still a little drowsy, and I couldn't help but whisper, "Wife, you look so rude now, do you have a rough man living in your heart?"

"Hmph!" Jiang Xi pouted, raised her hand, pinched my chin, she looked into my eyes like a torch and said, "I really don't know if I live in my heart or not, but if you get so drunk again, I really want to live in my heart a wild, man, and son, what do you think?"

"No...... It's not good, the rough guy is quite ...... Very good!"

I silently touched the sweat on my forehead, if I have to choose between a wild man and a rough man, then I still choose a rough man, oops, I suddenly feel that the rough man is also very beautiful.

Hearing me say this, the cold expression on her face seemed to soften a little, squeezed some shower gel from the shelf next to her, and rubbed it rudely around my head, I lowered my head, behaved like a big golden retriever, and let him ravage and ravage ...... No, wash your hair.

When she washed my hair, she said to me in a cold voice, "Ma Yo has washed it out, and I will interrogate you." ”

"Yes!Madam!"

At this moment, my wine was already eighty percent sober, I stood up, quickly washed myself clean, then put on my bathrobe, and told myself in the mirror to put away my temperament, put away the edges and corners, and get ready to enjoy the interrogation of my wife's love.

As soon as I arrived in the living room, I saw Jiang Xi sitting cross-legged on the sofa, I looked at her legs and was stunned, curious, how did such a pair of slender thighs look like an old lady in the Northeast.

"Where do you look?"

She suddenly said in a cold voice, and I thought about it, she probably misunderstood me something.

I immediately met her pretty eyes, which were still a little straight from the drunkenness, and as a sign of my devotion I went up to her, crouched down in front of her, and drew closer to her face, almost so close that I could almost ...... She slapped my bun face out of the way.

"Say, why do you drink so much?"

"Hiccup!" I suddenly hiccuped, still very uncomfortable in my stomach, and my head hurt, and I honestly confessed, hoping that if I confessed, I would be dealt with leniently.

"Wife, I don't want to drink so much, mainly, I want to exercise my ability to get along with the leader, I see others blocking the leader's wine, patting the leader's ass, the bonus is 100,000 more than me, I'm not convinced, everyone says that people like me, there is no big development, I don't accept it, I just want to exercise...... Wife, don't blame me?"

When I said the last sentence, I pretended to be a bitter cauliflower, and looked at her pitifully, hoping that she would be soft-hearted and not involve the keyboard brother and the washboard brother!

Unexpectedly, Jiang Xi didn't fall into my trap at all, and still said indifferently like a black boss, "Then after you have exercised once, do you think you are this material?"

I immediately shook my head.

I must admit that no matter how hard I try, I can't become a person like Zhang Xu, I just don't have that kind of talent at all, whether psychologically speaking, I can't pass my own level, or physically, I can't stand the tempering of alcohol.

After this time, I secretly swore in my heart that I would never drink too much in the future, because it was so uncomfortable, to borrow a phrase that Jiang Xi often said, life is just a few decades, why can't I get along with my body!

"Jiangdong, have you forgotten that one of the factors I liked you at the beginning was that you were not addicted to alcohol. ”

When I heard this, my heart suddenly "chuckled" and I realized that I had made a more serious mistake.

I saw Jiang Xi's eyes suddenly turn red, and his voice was low, "Jiangdong, when you were carried back by your colleagues tonight and still on the sofa like a dead dog, do you know who I seem to see?"

I seem to have guessed it.

Tears flowed down her eyes," I seem to have seen my dad, the memories that I deliberately erased when I was a child, tonight because of your drunkenness, all appeared in my mind, every time he was drunk, he was carried back, but when he got home, he couldn't sleep honestly, only 30% of the remaining conscious consciousness, she also had to torture my mother, let my mother pour water for a while, the water was a little hotter and scolded my mother, the water was a little cooler, and I also had to scold my mother, if I was not drunk seriously and could still do it, he would beat my mother, if he was bullied outside, he would ask my mother to avenge him, if my mother didn't go, he would also beat my mother……”。

Speaking of this, her tears flowed down, her emotions were a little out of control, and she cried and said, "Seeing you drunk like that tonight, my heart has been trembling, although I know that you will not become like my dad, but I just feel very scared, I feel that I will not be able to get out of the psychological shadow that my dad brought to me in my life, can you not get drunk in the future, I really don't want to see you like a drunk, I'm afraid!"

Her tears welled up again, and I immediately hugged her and quickly said, "I'm sorry wife, I was wrong! I swear that I will never get drunk again, really, I just wanted to try to do it today, and I found that I didn't have that ability to ...... at all."

"You said that the bonus is more than 100,000 yuan, how much happier can we be than we are now? Aren't we still eating three meals? We don't have the 100,000 bonus now, are we short of food and drink?"

"No, no, wife!" said whatever she said now, I didn't want to refute.

"You said that in order to earn a bonus of 100,000 yuan, you got drunk and scared me enough, and you still drank your stomach, is it worth it?"

"It's not worth it, it's not worth it, I really remember it this time, and I will never make this kind of mistake again in the future, you believe me, huh? baby wife, don't be sad, okay? As soon as you are sad, my heart is pinched, I feel very sorry for you!"

She sniffed, and her mood seemed to be much better, and then she put her head close to my arms, "Thank you for understanding me, husband!

My intuition tells me that there is definitely a hole in this last sentence, will she be the kind of person who doesn't let me drink and thinks I'm wronged?

I immediately tensed my nerves and replied cautiously and reverently, "Wife, how can you say this, you don't let me drink, it's definitely for my good, besides, after I went through this time, I can say that I hate wine, and I can definitely do it without drinking until I have to, this wine is really not good at all, I don't like it at all, you believe me, really wife!"

I suddenly remembered that when I first met Jiang Xi, I said that I blushed and were allergic when I got drunk, and now, what about allergies? blushing? What is so empty, I hope she has forgotten my routine with her back then.

"Ahem!" Jiang Xi suddenly sighed, "Okay, since you swore by it, then it depends on your performance in the future, it's late, go to bed." ”

I saw her suddenly stand up very rationally, turn around and go to the bedroom to sleep, and dozed off, it seemed that she was really sleepy.

But why, I seem to see the Jiang Xi who gave me a set of rings again ten years ago?

I still don't delve into this point, but I think too much, because no matter how I think about it, I feel that I have been living in her trap for so many years, and I know that I can't escape her trap in my life.

When I climbed into bed, I couldn't help but sigh, the bed was still comfortable!

A few days ago, when I was chatting with everyone in the group of classmates, one of my classmates said, "Married brothers, as a person who has come over, I kindly give you a suggestion, you don't need to buy a bed that is too expensive, a sofa, you must buy a good and comfortable one! This is a lesson in blood! Because the bed belongs to someone else, the sofa really belongs to you!"

I think it's funny when I think about it, I've been with Jiang Xi for so many years, and today is the first time she let me sleep on the sofa, and sure enough, it's really, very uncomfortable.

In fact, I also want to give that classmate a suggestion, no matter how good the sofa is, it is more practical not to offend his wife.

After lying in bed for a long time, I was going to sleep, but Jiang Xi suddenly spoke again, "Regarding the reimbursement, I feel a little inappropriate. ”

"Huh?" I opened my eyes in surprise and looked at her, "why did you suddenly mention this?"

My mind jumped so fast that I was a little confused for a while.

She said, "I've been pondering this for a long time, do we really have to learn from others? Maybe something won't happen to someone else if they do that, but will it really not happen if we do that? After all, it's a violation of the law." ”

I sometimes think that Jiang Xi's mind is very heavy, which makes her cautious and foolproof in everything she does, but at the same time, this kind of personality will also make her more tired.

"It's okay, this matter is an open secret in major companies, we don't report it, people think we are fools, and we will offend people, besides, this time it was the leader who mentioned me, as long as he passed the review here, no one else cares about this matter, what else can it do? You put your heart in your stomach, wait for the invoice to save enough, I will submit it at the end of the month, and the money will come back in two weeks, what you should think is, where are we going to have a big meal tomorrow, haha!"

"But...... I always panic in my heart, as the saying goes, don't do bad things, don't be afraid of ghosts calling the door, I always feel that what we do is also a bad thing. ”

"Oh, what's there to lose when making the company's money, didn't I tell you? If I don't report it, not only will I offend people, but it will also make the leader think that I haven't worked hard, and this will outweigh the losses, right?"

This reason is extremely lethal, after all, in order not to be greedy for cheapness but to be misunderstood for not working hard, whoever you recognize, who will choose to be greedy for this cheap, and keep your performance, right?

After I said this, Jiang Xi stopped talking.

"Sleep, wife, don't worry about this!"

"Oh!"

After I heard her say yes, I was so sleepy that I went to meet Zhou Gong, and I don't know if she slept or not.

The next day, we all worked from home normally, Jiang Xi wrote in the bedroom, and I worked on the code in the living room.

When it was almost noon, the doorbell of our house suddenly rang, I went to look at the door, and when I saw it, I was surprised that it was Zhao Mingfei and Wang Meimei.

I said in my heart, this couple, are they targeting us or what?

But the classmates are here, reaching out not to hit the smiling faces, and they seem to be carrying gifts in their hands.

"Jiangdong, I'm sorry to come here without saying hello to you! I'm really in a hurry, I want to ask you for a favor. ”

I blinked, smiled and said, "Come in!"

The couple entered the house with a smile, and the smile on Wang Meimei's face was even bigger, and as soon as she entered the house, she said, "Jiang Xi is at home, right? ”

At this time, Jiang Xi had already walked out of the bedroom.

When Wang Meili saw Jiang Xi, she ran to Jiang Xi, grabbed Jiang Xi's arm with one hand, and shook the bag in front of Jiang Xi's eyes with the other hand and said, "Jiang Xi, I let you last time, my attitude was not good, today I specially brought more of this non-xx health care products to make amends to you, you don't remember the villain, you shouldn't blame me, huh?"

Jiang Xi stretched out his hand to push her bag open, just wanted to speak, but was preempted by Wang Meili again, "Oh, last time you said that I didn't write well, I didn't admit it at first, and then I voted for that starting point Chinese network, as a result, there was no editor at all, I couldn't sign a contract if I wanted to, then I couldn't be on the shelf if I didn't sign a contract, I couldn't charge to make money if I didn't make money, why did I write that thing if I didn't make money?" My family Ming Fei doesn't earn much, the annual salary is only 150,000, he doesn't make enough money on his own, all kinds of cram schools for children are very expensive, there are old ones, and there are small ones, how can it be like your family Jiangdong is in a 500 strong foreign company, how can Jiangdong's annual salary be more than 200,000 a year, right?"

When I saw Wang Meili ask about salary, my eyes lit up a little, if I told her that I had an annual salary of 400,000 yuan, I don't know if she would do some out-of-control behavior.

Jiang Xi smiled and said, "Jiang Dong is just a small clerk, and he earns about the same as your husband." ”

"How can that? If Jiangdong and Mingfei earn as much, can you, a full-time wife, still live so comfortably? If you want to write at home that it is impossible to make money, I don't believe it, hahahaha! You are all people with hearts, don't tell the truth, unlike us stupid real people, who say everything. ”

Jiang Xi was still smiling, but diverted the topic, "You guys suddenly came here today, is there something wrong?"

After Jiang Xi finished speaking, he sat on the sofa, and the couple didn't need to be let by anyone, so they also sat on the sofa.

Out of politeness, Jiang Xi poured a glass of water for each of them.

Zhao Mingfei drank a large glass of water, Wang Meili also took a sip, and then the main venue was Wang Meili's speech, and we all listened.

"Jiang Xi, you won't be angry with me last time, even if you are angry, for the sake of me bringing a bag of health products, you can forgive me, this time I will give you a lot, all kinds of vitamins, by the way, vitamin B is especially good for people who play computers for a long time, this is also lycopene, this is particularly good for men, I heard that men who work overtime to play computers for a long time, there is a bit of difference in that aspect, eat more of this is really beneficial, our family has verified it, hahahaha!"

After she finished speaking, she smiled a little embarrassed, and she didn't know if she was really embarrassed, or to relieve her embarrassment, anyway, Jiang Xi and I didn't laugh, just looked at her like a clown acting to herself.

I picked up my phone and sent a text message to Jiang Xi: Do you want to find a reason to drive them away?

Jiang Xi replied to me: Wait until they tell me the purpose, otherwise they may have to look for us.

I lowered my head and pondered, there are actually many such people in society, they are like chewed gum, whoever is stained, they must get some benefits from whom they are willing to stop, but they do everything they can, but they can't hide their stupidity, and the stupidest thing about them is that they think they are very smart, they think they do things seamlessly, just like Wang Meili said just now, they think that everyone will think that they are real, in fact, it is not that they treat others as fools, but because they themselves are stupid, and they think that others are also stupid!

"Oh, Jiang Xi, are you writing at home all day long, will you be too idle and panicked?"

Jiang Xi said, "I don't have enough time every day, and I have a lot of housework to do." ”

Wang Meili immediately said, "Oh, you stay at home all day, what is this bit of housework at home, you take out two hours a day to do housework, and you can use it to write for the remaining ten hours, oops, your life is really much easier than mine......."

"What are you looking for us today, let's be honest, we have to go out to do something soon, and we can't delay too long. ”

I could see that Jiang Xi's face was a little irritable, probably because his patience had been exhausted.

Wang Meili blinked, and after a few minutes of calculation, she smiled and said the real purpose of coming to my house today.

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