Chapter Eighty-Five: Fist Song

Chang Teng came back with a change of clothes, his hair was still a little wet, and Zhou Min looked at his embarrassed appearance in his eyes, and he was very helpless.

He knows about Toad Gong, Huoyun Evil God's mastery, but Brother Teng's learning is so bad, he didn't think about it at all, otherwise he could still do it again, and the two of them wouldn't have to be punished.

But what the hell is the Nine Yin True Scripture and the Jade Maiden Sword Technique?

Didn't Yang Guo and Xiaolongnu use Tai Chi and Lion Roar Gong?

He looked at Yan Luo suspiciously, who was about to serve as the first line relay, and always felt as if something was wrong, and his brain couldn't help but become a little muddy......

At this time, Yan Luo was seriously looking at the playing screen, trying to memorize the lines.

On the playing screen, a bunch of people were fighting fiercely, including Li Ruobing and Hua Risheng.

Seeing this picture, Chang Teng immediately despaired: "There are two people in the team who have acted, what kind of strength are we competing......"

Liu Qian explained to Zhou Min in a whisper: "This is the battle of Shaolin Temple in "Dragon Babu", Li Ruobing and Hua Risheng have worked together in this play. ”

Zhou Min looked at Yan Luo, who was frowning and pursing his lips, according to his understanding, Yan Luo should be nervous, smiled knowingly, and said: "We don't necessarily lose, it's definitely no problem to pass on Cantonese lines Brother Luo, but we are passing Mandarin." ”

Sure enough, as he expected, as soon as the playback paused, Yan Luo panicked, turned around, and quickly raised his hands: "People want to (spare) your life, and you are poisonous, what kind of hero is it?"

Then jumped to the side: "Hugh hurt my son-in-law!"

jumped back again, pinched his throat and learned a female voice: "Cousin, cousin!" Finally, he puffed up his chest and said: "Xiao is a good male goose, and he is as famous as your inter-breed!" With a wave of his arm, he made a gesture of throwing things.

Liu Qian was dumbfounded: "The big paragraph in front of me was all eaten by Brother Luo!"

Not only was she confused, but Li Ruobing, who was the second stick, was also a little confused, frowned and said: "It's not right, people want your life, you should have fought back, why aren't you a hero?"

Jia Lin laughed on the side: "Haha, why are the two of them still discussing the plot!"

Chang Teng's eyes lit up, patted his thigh and said, "There is a play, it looks like we still have a play!"

"I don't want your life, I want to bite your life?" Yan Luo's head was sweating, but he couldn't say the word "Rao", and his anxious appearance amused everyone.

"Goose, goose, goose!"

Chen Hui was so amused that he laughed out loud, and Zhou Min turned his face to look at him with a strange expression: "Brother Hui, why don't you follow the music, your Mandarin is not as good as Brother Luo." ”

Chen Hui's laughter of "goose goose goose" stopped abruptly, and he looked at Zhou Min resentfully, feeling that he had been stabbed in the heart.

"Biting, why do you still bite with your mouth, what kind of drama is this?" Li Ruobing looked at Yan Luo, who was sweating all over his head, and was even more dazed.

Yan Luo saw that the door panel was about to close, and hurriedly waved his hand: "Don't worry about him, remember the rest first, don't hurt my son-in-law, cousin!

"My son-in-law...... Cousin...... Xiao ......" Seeing the door closed, Li Ruobing turned around thoughtfully.

Xu Hao looked at Li Ruobing, who was immersed in his own world with his head down, and said with a wry smile: "Sister Bing, you are saying lines!"

Li Ruobing woke up suddenly, and hurriedly said: "It's my play with Brother Hua, there are me, as well as Xiao Feng, Murong Fu and Duan Yu!"

"Uh-huh!"

Xu Hao nodded again and again, and then saw Li Ruobing make a nervous look: "Cousin, don't hurt my cousin! Be careful, be careful, take the sword! What kind of hero are you sneaking from behind, Xiao is a good man, and he is as famous as a person like you!" and then made a gesture of throwing something.

Chang Teng sat on the sidelines and watched Li Ruobing's performance, the folds on his face were squeezed together, and he said unlovingly: "It's over, it's really over now, how can she recall it!"

Zhou Min was also a little helpless, and said: "They can probably say more than 30 words, let's do our best." ”

On the game table, Xu Hao wrote down the lines passed by Li Ruobing, turned around and repeated them to Shangguan Nana.

Shangguan Nana made an OK gesture and faced Hua Risheng: "Brother Hua, it's the part of Xiao Feng vs. Shaolin Temple! What kind of hero are you, I'm a good boy ...... Xiao."

Hua Risheng nodded, watched her performance carefully, and said, "You missed a lot of lines, let me think about where to start......

Shen Teng wanted to cry without tears: "Yes, this time I really hit someone's gun, how did you choose the lines of the director team, can you still leave us a way to live!"

Hua Risheng looked at him and smiled, and said, "Don't be wronged, I'll let you guys only say my own lines." ”

Yan Luo complained on the side: "Brother Hua, you only remember your own lines." ”

"Ah Luo, don't dismantle my stage!" Hua Risheng said angrily, "How many years have this scene been filmed, it would be good if I could remember one or two sentences." ”

Then, he made a gesture of lifting people, and said with a domineering face: "People spare your life, but you are poisonous, what kind of hero is a hero? Xiao is a good man, and he is as famous as a person like you!" After speaking, he waved his arm, as if throwing people out.

There was a round of applause from the audience, and the host also came over with applause and said: "The hero team has a total of 32 words, and then the position will be exchanged, and the food team will pass it." ”

Zhou Min was afraid that Chen Hui would repeat Yan Luo's mistakes, so he pulled him to the penultimate stick, and squatted in the last partition himself, responsible for guessing the words that he swallowed.

Chang Teng knew that he had a bad memory, so he consciously came to the first position.

After watching the video clip, he slapped his face, turned into a drunken appearance, and gestured: "The crab has one claw and eight claws, and the two pointed ends are so big, the brothers are good, who will drink first." Five leaders, you drink first!"

Jia Lin looked straight at it, and said with a crying smile: "Brother, you acted so well when you were drunk, you said a lot, and I heard a crab clearly! This acting skill is really too reductive, exactly the same as when you drank too much!"

Chang Teng hurriedly came out of the performance state and compared the shape of the crab: "The crab has one claw and eight claws, and the two pointed ends are so big, the brothers are good, whoever drinks first, you drink first!"

Jia Lin sighed helplessly: "Your few sentences add up to no one, Brother Hua is not right!"

Chang Teng said with a bitter face: "Brother has done his best, you can make up some more appropriately." ”

Jia Lin sighed and turned to face Liu Qian: "The crab has one claw and eight claws, and the two pointed ends are so big!"

Liu Qian's eyes lit up: "Oh! I know!" and then in Jia Lin's shocked eyes, she turned around directly.

Jia Lin looked at the door panel that was gradually closing, and said dumbfounded: "I still bring this, I haven't finished speaking!"

Seeing this, Chang Teng sat on the ground weakly, and said without tears: "It's really over now......

Knocking on the partition where Chen Hui was, Liu Qian said to Chen Hui with a confident face: "Crab, fist!"

Chen Hui was stunned: "Just a few words?"

Liu Qian nodded firmly: "Just these few words, you just need to say this to Amin." ”

Chen Hui was suspicious, turned his face away, asked Zhou Min to take off his headphones, and said: "4 words, crab, fist." ”

Zhou Min thought slightly, saw Liu Qian with a smile on her face, and immediately understood, confidently walked off the stage and came to the host's side.

The host smiled and said: "Amin, what is your final answer, I can give you ten seconds to make it up, if you set another minimum record, your whole team will be punished." ”

Zhou Min smiled faintly: "No, I will do this boxing song, but I don't drink and dry it, it feels a little weird." Then he read it.

"The crab has eight claws, two pointed ends, such a big one, its eyes are squinted and its neck is shrunk, and it crawls and crawls across the sand river...... The brothers are good, who will drink first, who will drink first, and the four seasons will be rich...... Five Leaders...... Liuliushun ...... Seven ......"

Zhou Min went from one to ten, and then from ten to back, everyone looked at Zhou Min dumbfounded, and there was silence on and off the stage.

Chang Teng was the first to come back to his senses, and asked Jia Lin in shock: "This is the mouth of your cross talk?"

Jia Lin shook her head blankly: "There is no such thing in the mouth, but it is really a bit like, no, I have to go back another day and ask the master if he has hidden his private ......"

Seeing that Zhou Min seemed to be able to continue talking without repeating the same, the host hurriedly stopped: "It's okay, it's okay! You won this link, congratulations."

Next, let's go into the ad and let our guests rest for a while.

Don't go away from the audience in front of the TV, after the advertisement, the hero team and the foodie team will present a wonderful talent show for everyone!"