Chapter Eighty-Six: Don't Make Trouble
In the talent show session, Jia Lin and Chang Teng arranged a sketch in advance, and the guests didn't have a few lines, almost casually, and there were two comedy stars, so Zhou Min and others were not nervous, and returned to the stage with makeup.
The lights came on, and there was an extra set board painted with landscapes on the stage, and the others hid behind, Jia Lin was dressed in white, and Shangguan Nana, who was dressed in a Taoist robe, confronted him in front.
"Little Dragon Girl, hand over the martial arts cheats!"
"Li Mochou, I'm going to clean up the portal for Master today!"
The dialogue between the two quickly let the audience know their identities, and seeing that Jia Lin played the little dragon girl, the contrast in size alone has already made some viewers happy.
After the two exchanged names, Shangguan Nana slammed the dust and shouted, "Eat me and whisk the dust!"
Jia Lin opened her mouth and bit towards the floating dust: "I eat, I eat!"
Shangguan Nana hurriedly pulled back the floating dust, stomped her feet and said, "It's not this to eat!"
There was a burst of laughter from the audience, followed by Yan Luo walking out from behind the set board, looking around and shouting, "Auntie, aunt...... Where are you?"
Yan Luo quickly came to Shangguan Nana, stopped and asked, "Are you my aunt?"
Shangguan Nana glared: "I'm Li Mochou! Your aunt is there!" she said and pointed at Jia Lin.
"Come on!" Jia Lin looked at Yan Luo with a wave in her eyes and shouted in an affectionate voice.
Yan Luo looked at Jia Lin with a surprised gaze, and after a while, he stepped forward and hugged his fist: "Zhuangshi, have you seen my aunt?"
There was a burst of laughter from the audience.
Jia Lin looked shocked, and stretched out a hand to grab Yan Luo: "Guo'er, I'm your aunt!"
Yan Luo pushed Jia Lin's hand away, and said impatiently: "Strong man, don't make trouble!" Then he called out "Auntie" again, looked around and walked back to the backstage.
Jia Lin watched Yan Luo's back disappear in shock, turned her head to look at Shangguan Nana, and said angrily: "Li Mochou, it's all your fault, you must have used a trick to confuse you!"
Shangguan Nana looked innocent: "What does this have to do with me?"
"I don't care, it's just your fault! Eat me with a Tarzan top!" Jia Lin said, pounced on Shangguan Nana, and chased her around behind the backdrop.
At this time, Hua Risheng, Zhou Min, and Xu Hao took the stage and knelt on the ground in a circle.
"Big brother, second brother!"
"Second brother, third brother!"
"Big brother, third brother!"
The three of them felt sorry, and they looked like they were worshipping, which reminded people of the scene of the three brothers worshipping in Tianlong Babu.
At this time, Yan Luo came out again and shouted at Hua Risheng, "Uncle Guo, have you seen my aunt?"
Hua Risheng was slightly surprised and said, "I'm not your Uncle Guo, I'm Qiao Feng, the leader of the beggar gang!"
Zhou Min looked at Yan Luo according to the script, read the lines, and said: "This hero, you recognized the wrong person, in the next paragraph, I can prove that he is Qiao Feng." ”
Xu Hao also nodded: "When I ordered Fox Chong, I can also prove it!"
"Wait!" Hua Risheng raised his hand and looked at Xu Hao in surprise, "Aren't you a virtual bamboo?"
Xu Hao was at a loss: "No, I'm Linghu Chong." ”
Hua Risheng glared: "Since you are not Xuzhu, why do you want to bow down with the two of us?"
Xu Hao said helplessly: "I was drinking in the tavern just now, and I was suddenly pulled out by you......"
There was a burst of laughter from the audience.
Hua Risheng waved his hand arrogantly and said: "It doesn't matter whether it is a void bamboo or not, the important thing is that the three of us will become brothers of the opposite sex today, not to be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, but to die in the same year, the same month, and the same day!"
"I don't want to be born on the same day and month of the same year, but I want to die on the same day and month of the same year!"
The three of them glanced at each other, folded their hands together, and chanted in unison.
At this time, Chang Teng walked out wearing a robe and a Zen cane, and beckoned to the three of them: "Apprentices, hurry up and follow the teacher on the road!"
The three of them stood up, followed Chang Teng, and walked slowly towards the back of the background board.
"You carry the burden~I'll lead the horse~"
At this time, the background music sounded, it was the music of Journey to the West, and the audience couldn't help laughing and laughed out loud.
After the four of them left, Yan Luo was the only one left on the stage at this time.
The lights gradually dimmed, and a beam of white light hit him, and the atmosphere gradually became oppressive.
"Auntie, aunt!" Yan Luo's face was gloomy, his face was full of lovesickness, and he clutched his chest and said, "Auntie, where are you, I miss you so much......"
"Son, my aunt is here!"
Li Ruobing's voice suddenly sounded above the stage, Yan Luo raised his head, and saw Li Ruobing hanging Weiya and sliding down in a beautiful posture, perfectly restoring the picture of the little dragon girl when she first appeared in "The Condor".
Looking at the picture in front of him in the depths of his memory, Yan Luo felt that he had suddenly returned to the time when he was filming TV, the corners of his eyes involuntarily moistened, he took two steps forward and supported Li Ruobing, who was a little unstable on the ground, the picture froze, and the two stared at each other.
"That time was your inadvertent departure, and I didn't become sad for a long time~"
The familiar music sounded, the audience gave their own applause, and some people who grew up watching "Condor" saw the two reunited in front of their eyes, and they left tears of excitement.
"Quack~"
Suddenly, a discordant voice sounded, Chen Hui walked out dressed as a big eagle, and said helplessly: "Why am I still acting as an eagle?"
The audience burst into tears and laughter.
At this time, the host also led Zhou Min and them out and said: "Today, Yan Luo and Li Ruobing took us to appreciate the love of children like a dream, and Brother Hua and Xu Hao let us see the pride of chivalry, but I don't think everyone has seen it yet, right?"
"It's not fun!" shouted the audience in cooperation.
The host smiled and continued: "If you don't enjoy watching it, then you can choose to walk into the cinema on September 28 and watch "Eavesdropping" starring Chen Hui, Yan Luo, and Zhou Min, and you will definitely be able to enjoy watching it at one time!"
"Everyone remembers, "Eavesdropping", on September 28th, will be released in major theaters across the country!
The host smiled and continued: "That's all for today's show, I believe that some viewers who know us have already guessed the theme of the next episode." That's right, the theme of our next issue is 'Dreaming Back to the West'! Stay tuned for the audience in front of the TV, we will see you soon!"
“Cut!”
The host's voice landed, and the director shouted the signal to call it a day, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
Chang Teng ran to Zhou Min, afraid that he would pull him away like a debt, and said: "Brother, don't forget your brother's roasted kidneys! I can't be hungry when I see you barbecing on the show, you can't let my brother's pigeons go!"
Chen Hui smiled and said: "Let him roast, let him roast, barbecue too, if he dares to release our pigeons, I will cut all his scenes!"
"If you don't pay Ah Min, it's too much to cut his play!" Yan Luo showed an exaggerated expression on the side, but there was a smile in his eyes.
Chen Hui glanced at him and said, "It turns out that you can only cut it if you are paid, but I gave you a salary, can you cut your play casually?"
Yan Luo hugged Zhou Min's shoulders, made a look of hatred and hatred, and said, "Amin, let's ignore him, and don't buy him when you buy vegetables!"
"Grocery shopping, feelings, you are also in their group. ”
Zhou Min looked at the few people around him speechlessly, and sighed very reluctantly: "Let's go, let's go change clothes first, and then drive to the supermarket to buy groceries after changing......"