Let's say that Wang Xiu took the Monkey King to the county market city, walked through the hall and through the streets, and at this time the Monkey King was already wearing a long robe, like a person, but the monkey head and monkey brain, the appearance of the face full of hair, still caused chaos among the small people in the market.

After a while, seven or eight officials walked over quickly.

"Ahh......h

"What kind of monster, I don't think it has any evil qi on it, it should have never eaten people, I think it's just a monkey spirit, what are you afraid of. "Another old catcher is well-informed and not frightened.

"This, this, what can we do, we're going to get it now, what if this monkey spirit goes crazy. ”

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, see no, the monkey spirit followed behind the person in front of him, and I didn't see it hurting people, obviously it was disciplined, obviously it was a strange person, I just waited to come forward and tell each other. ”

"Yes, that's right, what Zhang Zhutou said is right, the county lord is also afraid that this monkey spirit will eat people, now I don't see it, that's the best, just wait for me to come forward and tell you one or two. ”

"Justified, justified. ”

At this time, the Monkey King had already discovered that this group of sneaky catchers were looking over here, so he told Wang Xiu to the police.

"Look at those humans looking at you and me, but they don't know what to do. ”

Wang Xiu turned his head and said: "It's nothing, it's a person from the official palace in the world, seeing you monkey wearing human clothes, I'm afraid that it's a monster and will eat people, so I want to come and get you." ”

"Why, I didn't eat anyone, and I didn't hurt anyone. ”

"Without it, you have that kind of power, it's okay, I'm here, don't worry, you wait, I'll send them. With that, Wang Xiu beckoned to the group of catchers.

A leading leader of the fast catcher, named Zhang Sanshui, an old man in his forties and nearly fifty years old, walked forward with a smile on his face at this time.

"Dare to ask where this stranger is cultivating in the Immortal Mountain, but he doesn't know where to go?"

Wang Xiu smiled and said, "I come from where I come from, and I go from where I go." ”

"Uh......" Zhang Zhutou's face was sweating, this strange person spoke, but it was incomprehensible.

"Can you please Mr. speak bluntly? Let the little one return to my county master, so that he can explain, after all, this ...... behind you"

Wang Xiu glanced at the Monkey King and said: "My name is Wang Xiu, I am a cultivator in the mountains and wilderness, this is my new acquaintance with this Monkey King brother, I hit it off at first sight, made an appointment to practice together, inquired about the immortal Buddha sacred, and participated in the road of immortality, but it just came out of the mountains and forests, and it didn't know the etiquette, so I took it to this world, saw the prosperity of the world, and learned some human words, human etiquette, and practiced more in the future." ”

"Don't be afraid, although my monkey brother is not a human being, but he is not a man-eating monster, but the fairy stone in the mountain is conceived by the essence of heaven and earth, and he also eats peaches and melons in the mountains, and has never eaten blood food, let alone eats people, but is a spirit monkey, and he is the king of monkeys in the mountains, and he calls himself the Monkey King. ”

When Zhang Zhutou heard this, although he didn't believe it in his heart, he also let go of most of the worries in his heart, and said, "It turned out to be two cultivators...... That's good, that's good, little Zhang Sanshui, I've seen Mr. Wang, I've seen this, this, beauty, the Monkey King. ”

The Monkey King scratched his brain, and the monkey jumped around Zhang Zhu's head, looked up and down, and said, "You are the fast catcher of the human government, but you are wearing more clothes than me." ”

When Zhang Zhutou heard that this Monkey King could actually speak, he was shocked at first, and the other catchers behind him were even more frightened and took two steps back, this is actually a monkey spirit who can only speak human words. But I thought about it again, and when I heard Mr. Wang say that he didn't eat blood and didn't eat people, he wasn't so afraid.

When I heard the Monkey King say that Zhang Zhutou looked like a human in clothes than the Monkey King, I couldn't help laughing, and forcibly held back.

Zhang Zhutou secretly sighed in his heart, I am a human being, how can I not look like a human being when I wear clothes.

At that moment, he turned around and glared at his subordinates, and said, "Laugh, laugh at what are you laughing at, don't you look like people?"

The Monkey King looked strange, what was so funny about this, and then his eyes rolled again, and a monkey hand put his hand on Zhang Zhu's head and shoulders and asked, "Look at me, wearing clothes, do you look like a human?"

"Ah, this, this...... The little ......" Zhang Zhu's head sweated again, this Monkey King is completely monkey-like, Mu Monkey and crown this word, it is simply tailor-made for it, where half like a human.

"No, it's not like ......" Zhang Zhutou was also honest and said directly.

"Oh, what's not like it, what's not like it, tell me about it. The Monkey King didn't get angry when he heard this, and directly dragged it and shouted.

"This and this ......" Although Zhang Tou's catcher is honest, but this mouth is also stupid, where does he know what to say, but he has a hurry, turned his head and roared angrily at a group of subordinates behind him: "Don't come yet, tell me what this Mr. Monkey King doesn't look like." ”

A group of headhunters screamed, but there was an order for the headhunters, and they didn't want them to be sent to death, so they had to come up hard.

After all, a young headcatcher has a young brain, his eyes are shining, and he points to the feet of the Monkey King and says:

"I don't wear boots, but this is not like people, we all have to wear boots. ”

"Oh, yes, yes, I still have a pair of boots, Wang Xiu and the others will buy me a pair of boots" The Monkey King looked down at his feet, it was indeed barefoot, although it was wearing clothes but no boots at this time, it really didn't look like a human.

Wang Xiu said: "Okay, according to you. ”

Another catcher pointed to his head and said, "Also, we humans want to tie our hair, but you don't, this is not like a human being." ”

When the Monkey King heard this, he touched his messy monkey hair, nodded and said to Wang Xiu: "Reasonable, Wang Xiu, I will have to tie my hair later." ”

"It's up to you. ”

"Also, we human beings have to walk in the right eight figures, and we have to ...... like this."

"Oooh. ”

"Also, human beings need to learn literacy in order to know etiquette ......"

"Oh, Wang Xiu I still have to learn and write human characters. ”

"It's up to you. ”

"Also, we humans eat a lot of miscellaneous things, we have to eat cooked food, fruits and vegetables, meat, wine and ......."

"Wang Xiu, I ......"

"It's up to you. ”

……

After they retreated, Wang Xiu took the Monkey King to the boot shop again, bought boots, found an old man, cut his hair, wore a crown hat, found an inn, washed his whole body, and even found a razor, shaved the monkey hair off his face, and learned to walk like a human, not like a monkey.

And also found a down-and-out old Xiucai to learn literacy, learn etiquette and composition, such as living for more than a year, suddenly one day, this day with Wang Xiu in a hotel to eat and drink, words and deeds have been the same as ordinary human beings, drinking wine, eating vegetables.

After a few glasses of wine, the Monkey King, like a student of Xiuzi at this time, Wen Xuanxuan asked: "Dare to ask Brother Wang, do you think I look like a person now?"