The man was slapped by the monkey's hand, his shoulders were dirty, and he smiled indifferently: "Those people thought you were a man-eating monster, so they were afraid of you, so they naturally ran away, but I am not afraid of you, so naturally I won't run." ”

The Monkey King was stunned for a moment: "I'm not a man-eating monster, and I don't eat people." ”

The man shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Since you don't eat people, and you're not a monster, then I'm not afraid." ”

When the Monkey King heard this, he saw the calmness in this person's eyes, and suddenly felt that this person was a stranger, and hurriedly asked: "You are not afraid that I am a monster, dare to ask you what are the three types of people?"

"Three types of people? Tell me about them. ”

"Immortals, Buddhas, sacred. ”

"I'm not an immortal yet, I don't want to be a Buddha, and I can't become a sacred, it seems that I am not one of these three types of people. ”

"Oh. The Monkey King let out a sigh of disappointment.

"However, like you, I'm looking for these three types of people. ”

When the Monkey King heard this, his eyes lit up with wonder, and he smiled and said, "Hehe, are you like me, do you want to visit a famous teacher and learn the art of immortality?"

"Well...... Forget it, isn't it the same with your monkey?"

"Yes, yes, I also want to learn the art of immortality...... I'm not called Monkey, I'm called Monkey King. ”

"Oh...... Monkey King, right? ”

"Yes, I am the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave. The king of monkeys is also"

"Then let me ask you, Monkey King, isn't the Monkey King a monkey?"

"......" When the Monkey King heard this, he scratched his ears and cheeks, his mouth gurgled, and he didn't know how to reply, but finally replied helplessly: "...... Or a monkey. ”

"That's right, I didn't know you were the Monkey King just now, so it's okay to call you Monkey, just like when you saw me, you were also called 'you', isn't that the same reason. ”

"I'm the Monkey King, so what's your name? ”

"Monkey King, I am Wang Xiu, surnamed Wang, named Xiu, Wang Xiu is also. Wang Xiu clasped his hands into fists and replied with a smile.

"Monkey King, you see that we both want to visit the path of the Divine Immortal Buddha, why don't we go together and inquire about the way of immortality?"

The Monkey King rolled his big eyes and circled around Wang Xiu, but he refused.

"You feel a little strange, forget it, it's better not to be together. ”

"Oh, if you don't want to, forget it. Wang Xiu heard that the Monkey King refused to go along, and said in his heart, this Monkey King is indeed not easy to fool, maybe it is also the reason why I am too direct, although this is not the future Monkey King, but after all, it is the Monkey King, and the soul is the most sensitive and pure.

The Monkey King immediately said goodbye to Wang Xiu.

A quarter of an hour later, the Monkey King frowned, turned his head to grin at Wang Xiu behind him, let out a roaring monkey roar, and said, "Why are you following me, didn't you say that you wouldn't be with you?" ”

Wang Xiu rolled his eyes at the Monkey King and said: "Hey, you Monkey King, do you know how to be polite, you have said that I have a name, my name is Wang Xiu, and you are a person or something, so you are not polite, and you will not get the right result if you inquire about those three types of people in the future, and besides, this road is the only road to the market town ahead, if I don't go here, where will I go?"

When the Monkey King heard this, his face turned stunned and said, "This, this is my fault, but what is the etiquette you just said? Why don't you know that the three types of people who are polite will not get the right result?"

"Etiquette, etiquette, rules are also, those three types of people, the holy immortal Buddha, are all people who know etiquette and understand etiquette, otherwise they will not be able to achieve positive results, you don't know etiquette, that is, the holy immortal Buddha is in front of you at this moment, and will not accept you as a disciple, but will only see you as a stubborn monkey who does not understand etiquette. ”

"This, this, this...... Hiss, hiss, this...... Your name is Wang Xiu, right, Wang Xiu, you might teach me etiquette?"

"Yes...... But why should I teach you, and you don't want to walk with me. "Wang Xiu's dress at this time is no different from that of the ancients in this world, with long sleeves and a crown in his hair, so an idiom 'brushing his sleeves away' is his reaction at this time.

Wang Xiu crossed the Monkey King.

"Monkey King, I'm walking in front now, don't follow me. ”

The Monkey King felt a little wrong at this time, but he couldn't think of anything wrong for a while, but in order to live forever, in order to learn the etiquette, he immediately caught up from behind, and hurriedly said: "Slow down, slow down, that Wang Xiu, I would like to go with you and visit those three types of people, and teach me to learn etiquette, okay?"

"Oh, I didn't want to do it just now, but now I'm going to learn etiquette, and I'm willing again, you monkey is really simple and pure. ”

The Monkey King smiled stupidly and said around Wang Xiu: "Wang Xiu, Wang Xiu, I lost my etiquette just now, don't be surprised, you teach me etiquette, we can walk together again, and the two of them can visit the Divine Immortal Buddha faster." ”

Wang Xiu shook his head and replied: "Then how can the Divine Immortal Buddha be determined by a small number of people to be inquired about and visited, it depends on chance, but also depends on your perseverance." ”

"Oh?......" The Monkey King seemed to understand.

"Do you really want to learn etiquette?" asked the Monkey King with a straight face.

"Yes, you have to learn. The Monkey King replied.

"Well, the word li, although simple, is the most important foundation for people to base themselves on heaven and earth, and the first thing to learn is the three views. ”

"Three views, which three views?"

"Yes, the three views, the outlook on life, the worldview, and the values...... You monkey don't understand any etiquette now, so when you start learning from the beginning, then start with the outlook on life. ”

"Oh, the outlook on life, okay, Wang Xiu, teach me quickly. ”

"First of all, the first point of the outlook on life, people, to know etiquette and shame, this is a bit complicated, let's talk about the simplest first, do you know that as soon as you go ashore, those people will run away when they see you, afraid of you, and shout that you are a monster?"

The Monkey King said, "Why?"

"Simple, because you're not wearing clothes. Only people who make small movies don't wear clothes,"

"Uh?......"

The Monkey King looked down at his body, his upper body was naked, and a pair of monkey legs on his lower body were also bare, only the leaves tied around his waist were to cover his shame, and he realized at the moment, yes, I didn't wear clothes, it turned out that this is etiquette and shame, this is the simplest etiquette. As for the people who make small movies, they don't wear clothes? So what? The Monkey King didn't understand the last sentence.

It was the Monkey King's virtue to be ashamed to ask, so he asked.

"Wang Xiu, what is a small movie, why don't people who make small movies need to wear clothes?"

Wang Xiu: "......"

"Little Movie...... You don't need to know this for the time being, you have just learned etiquette, and you can't learn too advanced knowledge for the time being. ”

"Oh. The Monkey King nodded, indicating that he understood.

"Let's go, keep up, take you to buy a dress first, and then slowly teach you etiquette on the way. ”

The Monkey King should claim to be so, and follow behind Wang Xiu like this.

"Wang Xiu, what is buying clothes?"

"Wang Xiu, what is money?"

"Wang Xiu, I look like a human in this dress, do I have learned etiquette?"

"Wang Xiu ......"

After half a day passed, Wang Xiu was helpless, and in the Journey to the West script, there was only one simple sentence about the process of the Monkey King's first entry into the world: "...... stripped him of his clothes, and also learned to wear them on his body, swaying, wearing the state and passing through the government, in the dust of the city, learning people's etiquette, learning people's words. Eat and stay overnight, and visit the sacred way of the Buddha and immortals in one heart. ”

This sentence does not know how many embarrassing things happened to the Monkey King in the world, Wang Xiu took this monkey-like Monkey King at this time, and he already had a headache.

"If I had known that this would have been the case for me to travel a little later. ”

"Hey......" Wang Xiu sighed softly.

The Monkey King asked, "Wang Xiu, why are you sighing?"

Wang Xiu: "......"

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