"Li Er!" He Fang slapped Li He angrily, "You are so good!"

"Hey, don't be angry. Li He immediately smiled at each other, rubbed He Fang's little hands, and said with a hippie smile, "Look at my rough skin and thick flesh, don't hurt you." ”

"It's not as thick as you!" He Fang's originally tense face immediately couldn't help laughing.

"Look at it, it's only nice to smile. Li He confidently coaxed his daughter-in-law to still have a routine.

"Don't sell well, let me tell you, I won't care if you are sloppy in the future, let the child learn from you, I have to finish with you. He Fang went back to the house and washed his face, and after briefly drawing his eyebrows, he came out with a small bag and said, "I'm leaving, take care of the child." ”

"What should I do if my daughter is crying?" For the little girl Li He, although he usually gives him a little face, he doesn't cry much, but the first thing he wakes up is to see his mother.

He Fang said, "My mother is at Longzi's, and she will be back later, so you can wait at home first." ”

"Hey..."Li He was about to continue talking, and He Fang had already driven away.

He Fang's dedication to the famous school, he admires it very much, he is very glad that he has a little family background, and finally will not be distressed by the school district house, the worst thing is the house, otherwise his family will have to join the army of speculating in the school district house, and the IQ will fall straight down.

There are two children at home, and he can't take a nap, so he pulls his son and his grandfather to look at the water tank at home.

"Who gave this fish?"

There were originally only two wild golden dragons in the water tank, but now when I come back, there are 6, all fluttering in the water tank, and there are 4 more for some reason, and they are all big golden dragons, one weighs two catties at least, and the largest one, he weighs it with his hands, and there are seven or eight catties.

He was very sure that his family's golden dragon did not lay eggs, and even if they did, they would not grow so fast.

Besides, it's not a breed at all!

"Bald head..."Li Lan replied crisply, and put his finger in the water tank to tease the fish.

"What a mess. Li He didn't understand what Li Lan meant, thinking that he was going to get a haircut, "Are you going to cut off your head, and Lao Tzu will take you to shave?"

Li Lan shook his head.

"Brother-in-law, when did you come back. He Long also looked at the water tank and pointed to the largest one, "This guy is really fat, he buys small fish to feed every day, and he grabs the most." ”

"I just got home, did you buy this fish?" Yo, this is my sister-in-law, right?" Wu Chunqiang's family also came, and there was a woman next to him, Li He pointed to a chair and said, "You sit by yourself, you're welcome." ”

Wu Chunqiang waved his hand and said, "Don't sit down, how can Longzi have the ability to buy such a big fish, there is no place to buy it if you have money, it was given to you by someone, and we both come to feed it every day." ”

"Who sent it?" Li He hadn't heard of anyone giving him fish.

He Long said, "That monk from the Arctic Temple." ”

"It turned out to be Master Bo. Li He finally understood the meaning of Li Lan's words just now, but he was still a little curious, "Where did he come from?"

He Longdao, "The Arctic Temple is doing cultural relics protection or something, renovating it, this is fished out of their backyard pool, saying that it was originally a fish in ***, which was sold by Feng Guozhang, the president of the Republic of China." ”

"Really?" Feng Guozhang sells fish, Li He has heard of it, but there is no way to verify whether it is true or not.

After Yuan Shikai's death, the Beiyang regime was divided, and the president was more frequent than changing clothes, and the president became a temporary worker.

After the failure of Zhang Xun's restoration, Feng Guozhang became the acting president, and after he moved in, he saw schools of fish inside, it is said that the fish in it were stocked by the lord of the Forbidden City in previous dynasties, and the largest fish had hundreds of catties, and it had been hundreds of years.

He had a flash of inspiration and found a big business opportunity!

He sold all the fish in *** to the fishmongers!

For a time, "presidential fish" was being sold everywhere in Beijing, and the price was very high.

Within days, the fish in the Jinshui River were snapped up.

The people of the time jokingly said: "The prime minister Donglin logs, and the head of state sells fish in the South China Sea." ”

Feng Guozhang sold this batch of fish for a total of 80,000 yuan, making the biggest joke since the Ming and Qing dynasties.

Wu Chunqiang said, "This is also what the little monk who sent the fish over said." ”

"That's about it. Li He nodded, Monk Bo probably wouldn't lie. He Long said, "If you have nothing to do in the afternoon, accompany me to buy a big fish tank, this water tank is still a little small." ”

"Cheng, I'll go, you can sleep well, anyway, I'm okay now. He Long turned around and left.

"Hey, wait, I'll give you the money. Li He shouted at He Long.

"I have it. He Long turned around and went out and disappeared, only the sound of the car starting.

Li He asked, "Did He Long buy a car?"

Wu Chunyan said with a smile on the side, "He originally wanted to buy a car, but the eldest sister said that he spent money indiscriminately, so she didn't let him buy it, and drove him that van of your family." He drives it like a baby every day, and I also said it, it's better to buy it, no matter how much you cherish it, it's not your own family, and if it breaks down, your brother-in-law won't have to open it. ”

Li He said, "It's good to have a driver's license, let him drive, there are still two cars at home." ”

It's okay to give He Long, He Fang of the province said that the three cars at home were wasted.

"Dead children will toss at night. "Mrs. He was embarrassed to follow.

"Auntie, I'll go to sleep first. Li He rubbed his eyes, a little unable to hold on.

"Then you go, the child is awake and I have me. The old lady also persuaded Li He to rest.

Li He went back to the house to sleep and slept directly until more than three o'clock in the afternoon.

When he woke up, he opened his eyes and saw He Fang writing and copying on the desk.

"Daughter-in-law, come here, let my husband take a look. ”

"Sleep on you. He Fang didn't raise his head, and he didn't have time to take care of him.

"Wife, you're getting prettier. Li He got up and walked behind her, and his hands were not honest.

"In the past, I filled out the school form for my son. He Fang's face turned red.

Li He said with a smile, "I don't understand, why don't women pay attention to cultivating temperament, read more books, enrich their inner beauty, always love to take care of their skin, and spend their time on superficial external beauty? ”

"That's because men are mostly superficial, but rarely blind. After He Fang finished speaking suddenly, he was directly stunned, staring directly at Li He.

"See?" said Li and his hair.

He Fang sneered, "Second Li, you recruited from the truth, did you do something sorry for me!"

"What's the same thing, I'm wrong for being nice to you!" Li He broke out in a cold sweat.

"Don't pour me ecstasy soup, I don't know what your temperament is? You honestly say, have you said more good things since you came back than you have said in all the years we have been married!" He Fang spoke in a swishing voice.

"Hey, it's not interesting for you to say this!" Li He said righteously, "My heart for you is heaven and earth!"

He didn't give her a chance to speak anymore and kissed her directly.

There is nothing between men and women that cannot be solved with one shot, if one cannon can't be solved, then two shots, if two shots are not enough, go to the hospital for a check-up. It's not that the method is wrong, it's that it won't sleep, or the equipment is scrapped.

"Husband, I love you!"

"Daughter-in-law, I love you too!" Li He's whole body was soft as if he had been hollowed out, and there was a sense of pleasure that was worth it even if he died, and that out-of-body feeling was extraordinary.