I don't know where these two guys got out, maybe they came out of a mental hospital, but now that I have something important to do, I can only cooperate with them at once.

When everything was ready, I told Qianqian: "Later, I will pretend to be a pedestrian, you cry loudly, arouse onlookers, and act at the opportunity." ”

She sighed, a little cute, and I reached out, "Give me a few dollars." She immediately shook her head: "No." ”

My old face twitched: "How can you seduce them if you don't give me." Qianqian didn't understand, and the dead old man straightened his legs: "Give him two pieces." ”

The woman took her pocket very carefully, as if she were afraid that I would rob her.

I ran away after taking two yuan, and then walked slowly with my hands behind my back, and when I walked over, I winked at Qianqian, and she also blinked, not knowing what to do at all.

My head was big, and I leaned over and whispered, "Cry." She opened her small mouth and curled her pink tongue: "Wow wow...... Whining...... Can't cry. ”

Damn, you can't cheat money, you should hurry back to your ancient tomb! Fortunately, the old man was more witty, and as soon as he turned his buttocks, he stretched out his head and directly grabbed Qianqian's ass and twisted it. Qianqian's little face immediately became bitter, and she straightened her body and screamed.

I pretended to be surprised: "Ouch, what's wrong?" Qianqian still screamed, and tears came out. The pedestrians next to him came over and craned their necks to watch.

Qianqian cried and cried: "My grandfather is dying, every time I think about this, I can't help but cry with sorrow, and my heart is stuffed." ”

Everyone else looked at the chalk words, and there was nothing to say for the time being, Qianqian continued to cry, and it was estimated that her ass was tightened. I sighed, took two steps to look at the dead old man, pinched his old face and pinched his ears by the way, and then shook my head and stood up: "I'm a doctor, I'm afraid this old man won't live long, hey, pitiful." ”

Qianqian cried even more, and the onlookers were still very puzzled and whispered something.

I sighed again: "Little sister, my uncle's ability is limited, and he can't help you, give you two yuan, you can scrape together some money to take your grandfather to the hospital." ”

I gave Qianqian two yuan, she stiffened her ass and thanked her, and the onlookers immediately reached out to help: "I'll give you two yuan too, let's take the old man to the hospital quickly." ”

Once someone takes the lead, it will be easy to do, almost all of them give money, one piece, two or five yuan, it doesn't matter to them, but my eyes light up, and the principal is there.

Qianqian cried for half an hour, and finally couldn't stand the slap, and the dead old man let go of her ass.

I'm squatting in the distance, thinking about it, and if I continue to cry, I guess someone will call the police, and the administrator here will definitely intervene.

I ran over and coughed, "Enough is enough." Qianqian lowered her head and accepted the money, and the dead old man also stood up tremblingly: "Thank you, good people have a safe life." ”

This Nima begging is like begging for seeds. I rolled my eyes and waited for them in the distance, and soon they came and the crowd dispersed.

I was busy asking for money, and the old man immediately got up, and the three of them counted the money in a circle.

"More than three hundred, I'll give you the odds. The old man smiled and said, I saw the opportunity and reached out and grabbed a handful, I couldn't reason with him, just grab it.

The dead old man didn't chase after him, but waved at me: "Young man, don't you want martial arts cheats? You have a relationship with me, sell you for fifty yuan." ”

I'll shave your face, and you'll keep shaving your ass. I ran away, and he shook his head and ignored it.

When I ran away, I counted the money, and there were more than one hundred and fifty dollars, and the principal was enough.

The next thing is the time to perform the real skills, and I am full of confidence, and I was taken advantage of by the two comic heroes.

I asked my aunt who sold balloons on the side of the road for a bag, stuffed it in my pocket and ran to the river again. The three girls had already picked up a lot of pebbles and were selling them on the riverbank, which was very difficult, after all, everyone in the neighborhood knew that they were broken stones from the river.

I looked at it with a smile on the bridge, and Lin Man immediately noticed me, and his face was not very good. I smiled and turned to head up the hill.

The mountain is quite high, but the mountain road is well repaired, and tourists are laughing and taking pictures along the way. I ran up the hill to catch my breath and then went to the temple.

The small square on this hill is full of people, the incense in the temple is very strong, and countless men and women worship the Buddha, even though they do not believe in the Buddha.

Generally speaking, there are sacred sticks in this kind of place, and as soon as I entered the temple, I also found a sacred stick, he set up a table on the inside of the temple, and there was an incense burner on it, and he was helping people to read palmistry for free, and by the way, selling Buddhist beads.

If he is a god stick on the street, no one will pay attention to him, but in the temple, he is tall, and people who come to worship the Buddha are willing to take care of him, and it is good to buy a string of Buddha beads to ask for comfort.

I walked over and took a look, and there were several tourists around his table, all asking him to read palmistry. He looked at it squarely, and said with a heartfelt voice: "Girl, how bad your love is, haven't you ever had a boyfriend?"

The girl was suddenly surprised: "How do you know?" I looked at the girl's face, and silently twisted my head away, let alone him, even I know that you don't have a boyfriend.

"It's predestined, but you don't have to worry, your love twists and turns, when you meet the right person, it will be out of control, there will be many men who fall in love with you, and you will experience one love affair after another. ”

The god stick is kind and kind, in fact, the implication is like this: if you have a boyfriend, you will be dumped quickly, and then you will be dumped again and again, and experience bitter love one after another.

"Really, thank you, Master!" the girl smiled, and the powder fell off her face. Shen Stick raised his hand: "If you want to meet the right person quickly, you need the blessing of the Buddha, this string of Buddha beads is called the red line beads, given to you, see your sincerity, only charge you for the manual fee, fifty yuan." ”

The girl did not hesitate to give the money and get the goods, and went away happily, and the next tourist immediately made up for it and listened to the foolishness.

I intervened and shook my legs, and finally waited until there was no one, and was thinking about going over, but the god stick stretched out and got up and walked out of the temple. I thought about going with him, and he went straight to the side road, which was actually the road on the edge of the mountain, probably the road to the staff's residence.

I followed and saw that the wand was unbuttoning his pants on the side of the road and peeing on the hillside, and he was boasting and whistling.

I wiped my nose and walked over, he was startled, and JJ shook his own hand.

"Who are you, scared to death. The magic stick wiped the urine on my hands, and I shrugged: "Under the Buddha, sit down and blow Xiao Tongzi, I heard that you have earned a lot of sesame oil money for the Buddha?"

He was stunned for a moment, and looked at me with slanted eyes: "Are you the old thing who came to dismantle my platform?" Let me tell you, if you provoke the old man, you will be killed with one palm." ”

He's still quite vicious, and I won't grind with him anymore: "I don't know your opponent, I'm here to talk to you about cooperation, you fool tourists, I ship, and make a lot of money together." ”

He scolded me for being neurotic again, and I frowned: "Buddha beads can be sold, and Buddha stones can also be sold, complement each other and make more money." ”

He was stunned for a moment, and asked me with some doubts: "What do you mean?" I complimented him: "You are a master, as long as you say something with Buddha nature, everyone will buy it, I'll go get some beautiful pebbles and come over......"

He immediately understood, smiled, and then made a cold face: "Why do you cooperate with you? I suspect that you came to dismantle the stage on purpose, if I sell pebbles, you will have evidence to report me." ”

My eggs hurt, I thought this magic stick was a bit funny than easy to talk, but I didn't expect him to be even more difficult to talk. I asked, "Why am I demolishing your platform, and I don't know that you have opponents, and there is competition in this temple?"

He looked at me suspiciously and explained to me: "There is a dead old thing that is also in this temple, and he was the master last month, and it took me a lot of effort to grab the position, and the old thing also has a little girl, so as to bully more and less." ”

I was stunned, what a coincidence? I said, is it a tattered and smelly old thing? He immediately nodded, and I was comfortable: "It's him, he's squatting down the mountain and begging now, and I've given him ten yuan." ”

Surprised, he hurriedly ran to the periphery of the square to look down at the road below, and then laughed wildly: "Haha, this old thing, haha." ”

The others looked sideways, I coughed hurriedly, and the god stick turned his face to recover the fairy wind bone: "You and the poor monk come." ”

So I went with him, and the two of them discussed in the corner, and I said that I would sell a Buddha stone for thirty yuan, and divide the account fifty-fifty. He said June Fourth, I gritted my teeth, okay!

After the discussion, I ran down the mountain, and Lin Man and the others were still selling stones on the river beach, all of them looked miserable, but few stones were sold.

I smiled again, and Lin Man looked at me with eyes: "What do you always want to do here?