We don't know many people in Nanjing.

"Guess, see if you can guess! Test your IQ!"

When we were both resting in bed at noon, she said to me, and I closed my eyes and thought about it for a while.

First of all, I use the elimination method. My classmates probably won't buy it, because if my classmates want to buy it, they will definitely come to me, and besides, my classmates don't necessarily know that my family has a house to sell.

Among the people we know, the most likely thing that can be thought of in front of us is Tongtong's mother, she and Tongtong used to live in Baixyuan, but they don't think it's right, they think that Baixyuan is not good, they sold it, after Tongtong's father died, they have been living in Juxyuan, so they shouldn't want to buy a house in Baiyunyuan.

"Could it be that the neighbor's aunt's house in Baiyunyuan wants to buy it?" I subconsciously had a flash of inspiration in my mind and said this idea.

Jiang Xi looked shocked, "Oh my God, my God! I can't believe it, after more than ten years with you, there are countless questions that you have guessed, in my memory, you don't seem to have guessed correctly, this time you actually guessed correctly." ”

"Really? Really? Did I really guess right?" I immediately rolled over and looked at her, this is really a big girl on the sedan chair for me.

"Really!" Jiang Xi nodded with a smile as if a leader praised his subordinates, "It seems that you still have growth and success." ”

I hurriedly smiled and said, "Those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to ink are black, I am with such a smart person as you every day, fifteen years, how can I grow a little wiser, right?"

"Hahaha!" Jiang Xi smiled beautifully, "Are you praising me, or praising yourself?"

I said, "Isn't it the same to praise you as I praise me? You're my woman!"

Jiang Xi, "......".

Taking advantage of her shyness, I lowered my head and wanted to kiss her, but she reached out to cover my lips, "If the other guesses, I'll kiss you, otherwise I won't kiss!"

I, "......" also threatens me?

Actually, it doesn't matter to me whether I kiss or not, my wife who has been my wife for more than ten years will lack my mouth? But since she said so, if I don't cooperate, it will seem that I don't love her enough, then think about it.

I racked my brains and thought about it for fifteen minutes, my head was suffocated and there was no clue, but I was not in a hurry, she was in a hurry first, came up and kissed me, and then said, "Honey, have you figured it out!"

"Do I still have to think about it?"

"What do you mean?"

"You're done kissing, you're done with benefits, who still has to use that brain. ”

This time it was her turn, "......".

"It seems that your IQ is still not good. She muttered angrily.

"Yes, I don't have a good IQ, so I only took the exam for a graduate degree at Southeast University. ”

"What do you mean?" she glared, her face about to rise up.

"Nothing interesting!" I shook my head, looking innocent.

Man, if you should pretend to be a big pig's trotter, don't be ambiguous!

"Look down on me!" she squinted at me.

"Absolutely not!" I calmly faced, and at this time I didn't want to die and collapsed.

"Okay, I think that your sycophant spirit has been maintained by acting skills for more than ten years, and there is no worship for me like you said, and the admiration for me will never stop?"

When did I say that my admiration for her never stops? She is my wife, not a fairy, I want to be intimate with her, not to offer her, hum!

But, a day of husband and wife, why not give some face?

"Wife, I adore you so much! really!" I found that my acting skills were getting better and better.

I thought she would be happy, but she said, "Hmph, you've learned to flamboyate your tongue in addition to having long eyes, and I know you've been disobeying me all these years, and today I'm going to convince you." ”

"Are you going to conquer me somewhere?" I looked forward with a smile on my face.

"That's right, but don't think crookedly, I'm going to crush you with pure intelligence. She pinched her waist and looked indignant.

"I think it's more reliable for you to crush me over there!"

As a result, she snatched my phone, I looked at her silently, I didn't know what tricks she was going to play, I saw that she installed a software to measure IQ and EQ in my phone.

Once hers was installed, the two of us started racing at the agreed time.

I took a general look at the description of this software, that is, to answer the question, click on the question, most of them are to find relative patterns and numbers of the question, these are relatively simple for me, so, I feel that I answered the question quite smoothly, although I am not sure if the answer is correct.

On Jiang Xi's side, I obviously felt that she frowned for a while, bit her lip for a while, and looked at me anxiously for a while, like a primary school student who couldn't answer a paper.

"Ah! What does this mean? What is 1122 relative to the workers, who is this problem-solving! ”

She yelled and squinted at me, and she was even more anxious when she saw that I had answered the question smoothly.

I didn't say anything, just like a good student in an exam, answering questions with my head bored.

It's just that this test software is enough, there are sixty questions, not to mention Jiang Xi, I have a headache when I answer, I answered all the questions in fifteen minutes, and Jiang Xi took forty-five minutes.

The time has come for the results to be announced.

Koto: 139 points, which is excellent, is only one point away from the genius with more than 140 points.

Jiang Xi: 109 points, which belongs to the average mediocrity, and there is a whole big ladder between the middle and upper and the smart.

Who can understand the pride in my heart, whether he is a villain or how he drops, in short, there is a feeling of turning over a serf and singing!

What about Jiang Xi? A little face glared at me angrily, completely inconsistent with being crushed by me, "No, there must be something wrong with this software, do it again! I don't believe that I will lose to you this time!"

Come on, I'm afraid of you!

"I'm going to change the software this time!"

"No problem!" I smiled indifferently, because I had won once, and I felt very confident in my heart.

She tossed for a while, and installed another IQ test software on each of her two phones.

The two of us are racing again.

This time, there was no suspense at all, I scored 138 points, she scored 100 points.

I'm revelry inside, calm on the surface.

She was about to pull down her long flowing hair, "It's not scientific, you're so stupid, why are you so much higher than me!...... I don't accept it, I don't accept it, I'm married to such a high-IQ man, why do I have to worry about everything at home, I knew that I was married to a man with such a high IQ, I should have nothing to worry about, everything has to be handled by you, then how easy and comfortable I should be to live, God, you are so unfair to me, I have done so many things every day, and my IQ is so low! I am not reconciled!"

She shouted exaggeratedly, crying, but it didn't rain when it thundered, and her ability to fake crying became bigger and bigger.

Then since she is pretending to cry, I have to pretend to cooperate.

"Wife, wife, software is a game, no, your IQ must be higher than mine, otherwise you have more ways and wisdom than me to deal with any problem. ”

I was trying to comfort her, but she suddenly looked up, looked at me and said, "Maybe my IQ is really not that high, it may be that I have a high EQ!"

When it comes to emotional intelligence, I was stunned, and we both thought at the same time.

"Wouldn't you know if you were high or not?" I said.

"That's right, test your emotional intelligence immediately, I don't believe I'll lose to you!"

So, the two of us started to measure emotional intelligence.

The question to measure emotional intelligence is as follows:

Question 1: I have the ability to overcome all kinds of difficulties, the answer is a, yes, b, not necessarily, c, no.

Me, "......".

Am I capable of overcoming all kinds of difficulties? Apparently not. Not necessarily? Sometimes you can overcome a little difficulty, oops, it's so tangled, forget it and choose "no".

Question 2: If I could go to a new situation, I would be able to arrange my life in the following ways: A. It is similar to the previous one, B. Not necessarily, and C. It is not the same as before.

Me, "......".

I haven't arranged it, the family is all arranged by Jiang Xi, and the business trip is arranged by the company, I have never had an opinion, so ......

I don't know how to answer these questions, so I don't think it's right to choose.

There are only 33 IQ questions, so the results come out quickly.

The test results are in.

Jiang Xi: 148 points, indicating that she is a person with a high EQ, and is happy, cheerful, not easy to panic and worry, enthusiastic and committed to work and life, dare to be responsible, righteous and upright, enthusiastic and compassionate!

Oops the system made her so good, and me?

Koto EQ: 90 points, this score is barely to the average level, and one point short is a low level. The system says that I am easy to be indecisive when encountering things, I can't be accurate in judgment mistakes, my emotional intelligence is unstable, sometimes high and sometimes low, I hope to pay more attention and stay sober at all times!

Me, "......".

That's too big a gap, isn't it?

"Hahaha! I'm so happy, it turns out that the gap between our EQ is so big! Okay, for the sake of your EQ being so low, your IQ is higher than my fault, and I forgive you!"

"Thank you, Queen, for your kindness!" I said, hammering her shoulder with a small fist.

She looked up and said with a look of enjoyment, "Comfort!"

Me, "......".

"Now you can guess who the other person who wants to buy my house is."

Guess again?

"Wife, I really can't guess, guessing things must rely on emotional intelligence, just my emotional intelligence, I'm about to be crushed into a meatloaf by you, what else can I guess, I won't get an axe in front of you, Luban. ”

Probably this sycophant made her comfortable again, she smiled and said, "Okay, let me tell you, you will definitely be shocked, that is, the original landlord who sold the house to my house, she regretted selling it, and when she learned that I was going to sell, she said she wanted to buy it back, hahahaha, do you say shocked?"

I couldn't help but laugh, "This thing is really weird, isn't it only two years? ”

She said that she didn't really want to sell it two years ago, but the price we gave tempted her, so she sold, and as a result, she took the money from the sale of this house and planned to buy a house elsewhere, but she has not been able to buy a satisfactory house in the past two years, and she always thinks that it is better than that house, so now she wants to buy it back. ”

I laughed and said, "I'll sell it to her." ”

Jiang Xi shook his head with a smile, " The house was sold, how easy it was to buy it back, it was sold at one hundred and ninety-six, and now I offer two million and three hundred thousand, and she has to add about 400,000 if she wants to buy it, she doesn't have this 400,000 yuan, and the loan is afraid of high pressure, so she can't buy it, unless the house she lives in can be sold, she is also selling, she said that if my house is sold, her house will be sold first, she will come to me to talk, but I don't think there is much chance, her house is more than six million, not so easy to sell!"

"Oh!" I nodded, I thought Jiang Xi's analysis made sense.

"Is there a good chance that our neighbor aunt will be able to buy it?" I asked.

Jiang Xi smiled and said, "It's very sincere, but it's ......."

"But what?" I wondered.

"She bargained too hard, only 2.1 million at most, I don't want to sell, I think my house can be worth 2.2 million normally, because we are in a hurry to sell, 50,000 less, 2.15 million is more reasonable. Jiang Xi looked at me seriously and said.

I thought about it for a while and said, "Wife, 2.1 million is fine, anyway, we didn't lose any money, if we sell it, we can repay the loan of 700,000 yuan, and our life will not be stressful, there is some money left in our hands, in case I am going to lose my job again, our family will not fall into financial difficulties." ”

Listening to me sincerely, Jiang Xi's big eyes rolled and nodded, "Okay, husband, I'll listen to you this time, who made you the head of the family!"

I don't have such a big face to say this, I should add a few words to the end, head of the family...... Drip husband!

Hahaha, but at least history will record, Jiang Xi also listened to me sometimes, but God didn't cooperate.

When Jiang Xi said through the intermediary that he agreed to sell it for 2.1 million, the neighbor's aunt said that he would consider it again, and this consideration was more than half a month, because we were really in a hurry to sell, so Jiang Xi took the initiative to ask, but their family actually said to the intermediary that they would buy it for two million, and they would not buy it for more than two million.

Jiang Xi asked the intermediary with a cold face, "Did you tell them about my urgent sale?" ”

The intermediary squeaked and said, "Sister, I'm sorry, I said I missed my mouth." ”

Jiang Xi said, "It's okay, forget it," Jiang Xi thought about it and said, "Xiao Zhang, you help me do something!"

"What's the matter, sister, I will definitely do it. Xiao Zhang's tone was still a little guilty.

Jiang Xi said word by word, "You help me take care of the house."

The price of the child was changed to 2.4 million!"

"Ahh......h

"Sister, I'm a little angry, and I want to be willful

Once, my own house is good, I know, I still don't believe that I can't sell it for 2.2 million, I don't buy it for 2.1 million, I made her regret going to my grandmother's house, and I still have 2 million?

"Hahahaha, are you sure, sister, aren't you in a hurry to sell?" Jiang Xiyi said this, Xiao Zhang's mood relaxed a lot.

Jiang Xi said, "The more anxious I become, the more others think I'm easy to handle, and I pinch my neck to death, and now I can't show that I'm anxious or not, so I hang 2.4 million, someone wants it, and the price is negotiable." ”

"Okay, I'll listen to your sister!"

Hanging up the phone with the intermediary, Jiang Xi turned to look at me and said, "I'm sorry husband, I wanted to listen to you this time, but unfortunately, the family didn't cooperate, hahaha, let's listen to me, okay?"

I smiled and took her in my arms and said, "Agreed!"

This matter was put like this, I thought that this house would not be sold for a while, and all major cities were shouting for regulation and control, and the transaction volume was declining or something, but I didn't expect that after another half a month, another company's intermediary found Jiang Xi.

This time, Jiang Xi did not rush to relax the price, but bit the less 2.4 million yuan and did not sell it, but fortunately, in the end, the house was sold for 2.345 million yuan.

What else can I say? Thinking of what Jiang Xi said before, there are some things, when you are not in a hurry to save your life, it is not called a hurry, calm and steady, and if you slow down everything, you may be able to reap unexpected surprises.

When the intermediary told the neighbor aunt that my house was sold for 2.344 million, the aunt couldn't believe it, and really regretted crying in front of her daughter, because the house was the most suitable for their family to buy, but it was a pity that ......

In life, buying a house is the same as falling in love, haha! Opportunities will not always wait for you, if you miss it, it may be a lifetime!

After getting the money from the sale of the house, we first repaid the loan, the sentence of no debt and light is really true, the moment I repaid the last loan, I feel that my whole person seems to have lost 20 pounds, and the body is easy to walk, and the heart has taken root, and it is very steady.

Looking back, since Jiang Xi and I bought our first house, our family has always been living with a mortgage, a little bit, repaid the loan, repaid the loan, and to this day, it is a bit of a snowball.

Today, after paying off the loan, Jiang Xi and I are also forty years old.

Think about it, for half of my life, when I was the youngest and strongest, I was repaying the loan, but now I can harvest this wealth, although I am not rich, but I am also satisfied, and I feel that it is worth it!

I think the mortgage is a very good benefit given by the state to the people, but to enjoy the mortgage to let yourself live in a big house in advance, or to become a house slave in pain and struggle, this is all up to your own choice, or the old saying, how big the diamond diamond, how big the porcelain work, the fifth wearing the seventh hat, the cervical spine can give you a crush, but no one pities you, you can only blame you for being too greedy!

After removing the money from the loan repayment, our family still has 1.6 million left, I mean, this 1.6 million yuan will be deposited in the bank to collect interest, and it will probably be able to collect about 40,000 yuan of interest every year, but Jiang Xi studied it for a few days and said, "No, the bank interest is too low, not cost-effective!"

"Then let's buy wealth management?"

"If you don't buy it, I don't know how to manage money, I'm worried about being cheated!"

"That'...... What to buy?" I already have a premonition in my heart.

Buy something else I'm sorry for my wife's hobbies.

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