Chapter 211: My wife is crazy
"Buy a house!" she said.
I thought about it and frowned, "It's just more than one million, what house can I buy in Hangzhou?"
Jiang Xi's eyes rolled and said, "If you want to buy, you can definitely buy it, it's not far away, but whether the far place is worth buying, this is a problem that needs in-depth research and thinking, the house can't be bought randomly, especially now when the state is strictly regulated, in addition to abiding by the rules and regulations, you can't let yourself become a pick-up man." ”
"That's ......".
"I still need to look into it, I haven't decided yet! You're busy with you, you don't have to worry about it. ”
"Oh, wife, you study slowly, I won't worry about it, that ......."
When she saw me spitting, she immediately asked, "If you have anything to say, just say it, don't grind and chirp like a!"
Me, "......". Can you not act like a gentleman?
"Uh-huh...... That is, wife, when you buy a house, don't spend all the 1.6 million, in case I lose my job again, then I don't have any money in my hand, how can I raise Jiang things!"
Jiang Xi squinted at me and said with a disdainful expression, "After so many years together, why do you still have no confidence in me?
"Hehe, wife, you will always be so sober!"
But there are two things that sometimes make you irrational, such as writing and buying a house, but I don't say this, I think after I remind her, she should be more mentally aware.
After that, I didn't even see a picture of the family's 1.6 million savings, I still transferred my monthly salary to her bank card, and now I will note a sentence every time: to my dear wife!
And every time she would come to kiss me with a smile on her face and say, "Sure enough, people are stupid and easy to push down, my vision is really good!"
Therefore, she never forgets to praise herself!
After that, half a month passed, and she didn't mention buying a house again, and I didn't ask, thinking that she didn't buy it, or was busy writing about her lack of time to study the house.
She told me that she had recently rewritten a book called "My Wife is Sister Fang", and she brought it to me and showed it to me, I didn't like to read it, but this name attracted me, and when I looked at it, I said, "Isn't this just about the two of us?" Or write it in my tone, praising herself as a flower, and writing me as if I am mentally retarded, really good! It exposes the little privacy of our family that is not convenient for disclosure!
"Husband, husband, what do you think of my writing this time?" she asked with an enthusiastic face.
I looked at her bright expectant eyes and hesitated.
"Don't hesitate, just say it!" she urged, obviously waiting for me to praise her.
"It's so shameless!" I pretended to be indifferent.
"Ahh
"It's too shameless to get this name, just the two or three suites under your name, and you dare to call yourself Sister Fang? Sister Fang must have at least ten suites under her name, right?"
I thought she would be unhappy to beep with me, but she laughed and said, "The name is just to attract attention, but I want to write a book with connotation, thought, and positive energy."
"Since that's the case, I think we should choose a weighty title, which can not only represent the texture of life, but also represent the precipitation of the years!"
"Huh, I think it makes sense, husband, you're very powerful now, I'm going to worship you!"
I'm actually just trying to pretend to be.
"Then you can help me come up with a new name!"
I, "......", is she still energetic?
I thought about it for a while, "I can't think of it! I'm not good at this, you can think about it yourself, and besides, when you write, don't write me so stupidly, so stupidly, you have to accept it when appropriate." ”
"Ah, I've already collected a lot, and you're obviously very stupid, so I just wrote seven points. ”
Me, "......".
"I thank you wife, and you have taken into account my feelings!" smiled slightly, and rolled his eyes in his heart.
She also smiled, smiling embarrassedly, "Oh, hahaha, how can I take into account your feelings, I'm afraid that the hero will be too stupid, and the reader won't be able to accept it, so I have to abandon the article!"
I, "......" so I'm never going to be more important to her than the reader! Okay! I've decided to close this topic! Because every time I talk about this, it's always me who gets hurt, never the reader.
I turned around to go to work, but she grabbed me again, "Don't go, whoever asked you to bring up my bad name, then you have to give me a good name, otherwise I won't be able to sleep well tonight." ”
"How can you be so reliant?" I glared at him.
She immediately looked like a female ruffian, bumped and rubbed me with her body, and directly pressed me against the wall, and then looked like a female hooligan was going to commit a crime, "Yes, yes, I'm just a human spirit, do you have a temper?"
"I ......".
"If you have a temper, you can keep it, and now start thinking of names! If you can't think of it, you don't want to go to work." ”
It's so annoying that I don't even have the heart to work and just want to ......
Suddenly, these words flashed through my mind, and I intuitively felt that this name was suitable for her book.
Because I really wanted this book to be called this name, I saw that she was thinking and hesitating, afraid that she would not choose it, so I explained to her the meaning of this name.
"The times, with the precipitation and a sense of heaviness, flowing gold, represent the development of society in these years as high quality and high speed as flowing gold, and we are also in this golden years, our lives have become as precious and beautiful as gold!"
"Good"!
"Bang Bang Bang!" Jiang Xi applauded me exaggeratedly after saying a good word, and then she smiled and said, "That's it!"
"Well, really, wife, do you really think it's good?" I couldn't believe it, knowing that she had said that what I wrote was not a donkey's lips.
"I think you explained it very well and was very careful, so I decided to use "The Golden Age". ”
"Wonderful wife!" I finally helped her in what she wrote, and it was also a wish of mine.
After that, I heard Jiang Xi shouting to me from time to time, "Husband, husband, I'm going to be popular, some readers say that there is a shortage of me in the online literature industry!
"Congratulations to your wife, come on!" a reader casually said, is it really worth being so happy?
"Jiang Xi, come on, come on!" she raised her hand to cheer herself on as if she was something.
A few days later, she shouted at me again, "Husband, I'm really going to be hot, some readers say that mine is the best he has read in more than ten years, there is no one, hahahaha!
"Wife, come on, come on, you're the best!" another casual person, saying a casual word, made my wife almost crazy.
After another period of time, she shouted at me and turned into a scream, "Ah! husband, it's terrible, it's terrible, I'm really going to be angry, someone called me the Silver League, the one called Wang Nannan, and she also called me two Silver Leagues, after the fight, she changed her vest in order to show her low-key, called Wang Xiaonan, do you think it's funny? No matter how she changes, people also know that she is a big guy! Hahaha! Haha! It's so funny!"
My wife has been crazy by the two Silver Alliances, and she is determined!
Wait a minute?
"Wife!"
"Hahaha!"
"Don't laugh, do you think Wang Nannan and Wang Xiaonan are a little familiar?" I asked.
"Hahahaha, yes, it's quite familiar, oops......" Jiang Xi suddenly stopped laughing, "That...... That ......".
"The wife of the second boss, whose pen name is Xiaocao Mingnan, you condensed the pen name into the essence of 'Meng Nan Da', is she it?"
Jiang Xi immediately flipped through her phone, and I saw her click on Wang Xiaonan's name a few times.
"Oh my god, isn't that her? Oh my God! Happiness came so suddenly, I had to call and thank her. ”
Jiang Xi began to dial Wang Nannan's phone as he spoke, and soon the other party connected.
"Hey, Meng Nanda, did you beat the Silver League in my book?"
On the other end of the phone, Wang Nannan said, "Yes!"
"Oh, thank you so much, look at you, why are you so polite, I'm a little embarrassed, even if you think my writing is good, you can just play one Silver League, can you use two?
Does she mean embarrassed? Why do I think I'm embarrassed?
But on the other side, Wang Nannan really gave her face.
"You think too much Jiang Xi, if you don't write well, I won't give you a penny, you write really well and well, I read this book, laugh with my aunt for a while, be moved to cry like a dog for a while, jealous of your feelings for a while, and seem to have been taught a lesson for a while, everything I can't figure out is relieved, your book has changed a lot of my outlook on life, and also changed my life state, making my life better and better, so how much money is worth it. ”
Just these few words, Jiang Xi was so moved that tears came down, "Woo...... Am I really that good at writing?"
Wang Nannan said, "It's really good!"
"Okay, I'm a little convinced now, otherwise I actually have been suspecting in my heart that your eyes are not good, and I hit two silver leagues on impulse, and then I don't know if my intestines are repentant, I called today, the main purpose is to know your current state of mind, if you regret it, I can return the money of the silver league of 20,000 yuan to you, if my book is not so good, I will feel guilty if I take your reward money, not to mention, I know that your family's economic situation is not very good, don't you want to help your husband revitalize the family business and re-open the factoryHehehehehe!"
Jiang Xi smirked a few times, and I felt that her words were sincere. Then I also think that Wang Nannan should really like Jiang Xi's book.
Jiang Xi continued, "If you really think that I write well, don't waste money to call me the Silver League, I feel sorry for you, don't you know a lot of big guys? You go and recommend my book to those big guys to read, if there are big guys like it, come and call me the Silver League, then you will be even happier." ”
This is completely in line with the temperament of a street writer, wife, you can't pay attention to the image, you don't have the appearance of a big guy author at all.
As a result, I didn't expect that Wang Nannan said with a smile, "Jiang Xi, you have to be a mature and professional author, don't be kind to women, people must have taken a fancy to you when they give you a reward, you can take it with peace of mind, just write the plot well, in addition, I will help you recommend it to others, the wild recommendation of your book will definitely not be less, come on, you will definitely be popular, I read your article, and I have special confidence in your article!"
"Thank you, dear!" Jiang Xi said with a smile.
"By the way, you don't have to worry about my economic situation, Wang Dasheng and I have already set up the factory in half a year, and we just finished accounting in the first half of the year, and we made 20 million in profits!"
"Whew!" Jiang Xi screamed violently, and then looked surprised with an indescribable face, "Sure enough, the president is still the president, the president's wife is also the president, and you husband and wife are both presidents!
Wife, can you really climb the pole? What about your face? As soon as you encounter what you write, you seem to have changed as if you have changed a person, and you have dropped a few grades in a row, so it is better to shock the audience with a temperament of scolding Fang Xuan when buying a house!
As a result, Wang Nannan didn't even hesitate and said, "Okay, no problem!"
"Ahh......h
Before Jiang Xi could say the word "thanks", Wang Nannan said again, "Go to bed early, you have everything in your dreams, hahahahaha! bye!"
After the other party finished speaking, he hung up.
Jiang Xi looked at the phone in a daze, the expression on his face wanted to cry and laugh, and finally held back a sentence, "Pick the bag, I've earned 20 million and I'm reluctant to call me a golden alliance"!
"Hahahaha! Wife, why do you say that people pick bags, you still have money, why don't you beat yourself?" I laughed and teased her, I knew that my wife was also joking, the Golden Alliance asked for 100,000 yuan, how could it be so easy to come with a casual word.
As a result, Jiang Xi reflexively said loudly, "How can I compare with her?"
"What's wrong with you?"
"I'm really picking buns, she's not really picking buns!"
Me, "......".
"Hahahaha!"
"Hahahaha!"
At this point, the play could not be played any longer, and we both laughed out loud.
Soon after, she shouted at me again, I was immune, and I was not shocked or startled.
"Husband, I already have fourteen alliance leaders now, do you know what that means?"
"What does it mean?" means that you are a street hitter, and you have never seen the world, and the fourteen alliance leaders will make you swell.
It means that Wang Nannan is not the only one who likes my writing, there are really many people who like my writing. She said happily, like a primary school student who got good grades.
"How much is a lot?"
She said proudly, "Thousands of people like me now, and I think there will be more and more readers in the future." ”
I heard that the big guys and authors of the starting point Chinese network have hundreds of thousands of readers subscribed.
I blinked and said, "Wife, you're amazing, you're awesome!"
"Thank you, husband!"
She pounced on me and kissed me, okay, I said this with a clear conscience, and it would be good to ask for some benefits.
thought that this state would be maintained forever, but suddenly one day Jiang Xi received a call from a real estate agent.
"Hey, sister, I think there is a house that is especially suitable for you to buy!"
"Ahh
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