Chapter Ninety-Two: Still Earthlings Are Ruthless

Li Jie asked the snake to show his sincerity, otherwise he would carry out his plan. He wants to make the Great Snake a comedian in the universe, a laughing stock for everyone, and a money-making tool for Asgard. Of course, Li Jie's all this was carried out in the name of the Asgardian royal family, and everything had nothing to do with him personally. All sins are to Asgard.

Li Jie sometimes still believes in the theory of karma and reincarnation, because there are still too many unsolved mysteries in this universe, and it is impossible for him to understand them all. So, you can't have too heavy karma, and the karma that should be carried by others should also be carried by others. I was meant to help the Asgardians, so it was only natural for them to carry this pot, right?

Li Jie gave himself a very good excuse, everything he did was for Asgard, so Asgard should make a small sacrifice, and he should carry a small one and not be in a small black pot or something.

Although the big snake is now well-known on the earth, he has become a famous Internet celebrity [coquettish snake spirit grandpa]. But at present, after all, it is only spreading in one or two regions of the earth, and there are only about 100,000 fans, and it is still too late for the big snake to compromise. Because the Internet era comes and goes quickly, he will become an outdated Internet celebrity in a few days, and others will forget him.

But if he continues to resist, Li Jie will make him a famous Internet celebrity and become the laughing stock of this universe. At that time, he will be recorded, and the whole universe will know about it, and it will not even be forgotten. So in Li Jie's collapse treatment plan, he finally tamed the proud snake.

As a sign of goodwill, he had to take Thor's hammer back and cut off the connection, and then he sealed the hammer's spirit. Because Jiali still needs to be studied, Li Jie put away this harmless hammer and threw it directly into the space belt.

"I've expressed my sincerity. The serpent leaned against the prison wall, his head weak, his eyes blank, and his lips chapped. Now he looks like a lonely old man who is helpless in the countryside, and no one comes to visit him during the New Year's holidays, so he can only dig two potatoes from the geography and cook them in plain water for a simple meal. This appearance really made Thor feel some sympathy, after all, he was his uncle! Although he was a bad person, it was really a bit miserable to rectify it like this, and he was still a little compassionate.

So Thor whispered to Li Jie, "That's about the same, isn't it?"

Li Jie sneered: "Hmph, where is this!" He sneered coldly and ruthlessly, and also knocked on the crystal curtain wall: "Hey, hey, get up, don't pretend to be dead! It's not time for you to die!"

"What else do you want?!" the big snake looked at Li Jie with red eyes, his appearance was really terrifying. But Li Jie will not be afraid of this prisoner, especially since his strength is not as good as before. Asgard, but Odin and the Ancient One are here, he's making trouble! Anyway, the sky is falling and the top is high, what are you afraid of? Li Jie sometimes thinks that he is really single.

Treat comrades as warm as spring, and deal with the enemy as cold as winter. Li Jie didn't know how to talk to the big snake, but he was almost killed by him, so Li Jie raised his left hand and made a gesture of snapping his fingers again.

And seeing Li Jie do this, the big snake trembled for no reason. He was really scared by Li Jie, and Thor was shaking beside him. Because he suddenly thought of Li Jie, when the time comes, he will snap his fingers and let himself dance to lose weight!

Thor suddenly felt that he should go to Tony and see if they had developed an X-beauty potion that could be used on the Asgardians. Otherwise, it would be terrible to suffer like this.

Li Jie didn't notice that Thor behind him had already changed his face several times. He looked at the big snake with a faint smile: "What's wrong? Are you scared?"

"I ......" The big snake trembled for a moment and didn't speak, because it was embarrassing to answer this question, so he simply didn't answer. But Li Jie smiled and said: "Actually, whether you are afraid or not, I think it is best for you to answer the following questions truthfully." As long as you cooperate, I can guarantee that I will never be in your life again. ”

"I'm not going to spread your videos, and I'm going to delete all the funny highlights that I've videotaped you. You can also be the mighty serpent. You can still maintain your majesty, and no one will make fun of you after death, what do you think?" Li Jie is a super anti-...... Cough...... Superhero, he knows very well what it means to hit a big stick and give a carrot. Now it's time to give the carrots yourself.

Li Jie stared at the big snake's eyes, and the corners of the big snake's mouth trembled slightly: "You promise?"

"I pledge all the honors of Asgard and the reputation and life of the royal family! If I go against what I just said, then let all the royal families of Asgard thunder five times a day!" Li Jie said this categorically, and the oath he made was not too heavy, and even the big snake believed Li Jie's words seven points after hearing it. Because the gods cannot swear by the way, all the gods are called gods, that is, they have some ability to say what they say. Especially when it comes to vows, they will not speak easily, because what they say will have what kind of fruit.

And Thor, who was standing behind Li Jie, looked at Li Jie with a big mouth, and he didn't have time to stop Li Jie when he swore just now, so Li Jie made such an oath. And the Odin family, who were watching through magic from afar, were even more speechless. The Ancient One Mage couldn't help but wipe his sweat all the time, and he didn't know how to give Li Jie a round. You're not a royal family of Asgard anyway, so this karma won't catch you on the head, right?

"What's that, in fact, Li Jie is just trying to win the trust of the big snake. Ha ha. The Ancient One mage felt that the most embarrassing thing in his life was today, and he needed to say a lot against his will: "He knows that Odin, you and Thor are both in control of thunder, so this oath is actually useless, is it? The Ancient One Master laughed so hard that he felt embarrassed. He glared at Lan fiercely: Look at the good things your husband has done!

Lan stuck out her tongue and responded, hum~ Li Jie was almost killed by this family, and now it's not okay to take advantage of his mouth? Lan Shi resolutely stood on her husband's side.

After a long time, Odin said lightly: "If you want to be ruthless, you earthlings are ruthless!" His only remaining eye kept staring at Li Jie, and he didn't know what he was thinking in his head.