Chapter Ninety-One: The Top Scum Among Superheroes
Li Jie may have many shortcomings, but at the same time, he also has many advantages. And shamelessness is probably the most prominent of all his advantages, Li Jie feels that there are bright spots and specialties in life to success. The first is shamelessness, and the second is insisting on shamelessness.
Li Jie himself relied on these two outstanding advantages to make him stand out from the crowd. After all, there are not many people like him, insisting on being shameless for a while, and it is difficult to be shameless for a lifetime. Therefore, everything is expensive to persevere, as long as you persevere, there will always be gains.
So no matter what Thor thinks of Li Jie, Li Jie feels that he must be a superhero, and this is not wrong. And he didn't care at all whether he would trample on the dignity of the strong or anything, because there was no respect for the enemy in Li Jie's dictionary. As a realistic idealist, Li Jie can pay all kinds of realistic means for his ideals, even unscrupulous.
Thor may not be able to mind the fact that he is a joke with the serpent, as Asgard values honor. Thor has fought many battles, even against the enemy, and he always adheres to one sentence: give them a decent death.
No matter how evil this person or God did during his lifetime, Thor and the people of Asgard mostly gave them a break and were done, and did not use any methods to humiliate and trample on others. From an objective point of view, there is indeed nothing wrong with this, because if you want to kill people anyway, why humiliate others? Isn't this belittling your own character and honor? So the people of Asgard, no, it should be said that not only Asgardians, but in fact many people who pride themselves on having a little conscience and decency will not and disdain to do such things. Not to mention doing these things blatantly in the name of superheroes.
But Li Jie is different, what he cares about the most is the so-called speech and conduct. As an idealist and realistic idealist, Lee Kit can leave it all behind. As long as you become your own enemy, then you can wait to be dealt with by all means yourself. Even death will not be your relief, Li Jie will drag them out repeatedly and whip the corpses.
Just like the big snake now, Li Jie took his dignity without caring and then broke it and crumpled it, and then threw it on the ground and trampled it wildly. When it is over, heat the pot and put cold oil, add green onions, ginger, garlic and various spices to stir-fry in the pot, then add soy sauce, cooking wine and other seasonings to color and season, and finally throw it outside to feed the wild dogs.
That's right, that's what Lee Kit is going to do. He ravaged the big snake repeatedly, even if the big snake was angry and vomited blood, he didn't have mercy and directly woke him up with ice water. Then the taunt continued, and if the serpent dared to fight back, he snapped his fingers and made him dance. When jumping, he also had to record it, not only to record it, but even Li Jie said that he wanted to open a live broadcast room for the big snake. The big snake didn't understand what the live broadcast room meant, so Li Jie explained to him what is called Huya, that is called betta, and of course the most suitable for singing and dancing is YY. In short, it is to perform all this live in front of many people.
The big snake almost vomited three liters of blood, but Li Jie still didn't pity him, and he didn't plan to let him go, the big snake was stopped by Li Jie several times to beg for death, and the big snake was either dancing or being humiliated by Li Jie.
"Asgard doesn't have a shameless royal family like you!" The big snake couldn't help but scold Li Jie during a break: "You kill me!"
"Why should I kill you? Look, the number of people in your live broadcast room has increased now, and there are people who brush rockets for you, you know what a rocket is. It's a gift from netizens, which means that they like you very much. You look at the message on the website, and I'll read it to you. Li Jie said to the big snake without hurrying.
"Article 1: This grandpa is so coquettish, he is about to break his waist, but I like it very much, and I wish grandpa will continue to be coquettish. Article 2: Every day, I have to watch Grandpa's live broadcast at night, and everyone in the dormitory watches it together, and everyone rolls on the floor with laughter. It's funnier than a home comic video, keep up the good work and create more funny dances and songs. Article 3: ......"
Li Jie said the messages on the Internet one by one, and every time he said one, the big snake's face turned a little pale. And when Li Jie read dozens of messages, the big snake was already pale. He leaned against the crystal curtain wall of the prison and roared hoarsely at Li Jie, "You killed me!" The serpent's anger was simple, as he was now almost a clown. The so-called soldier can be killed but not humiliated, and now Li Jie is not only humiliating him, but also showing this humiliation to everyone in the known universe.
"No, I'm not going to kill you. I found out that you will be a new source of income for Asgard, and you can make money from your live streams. I'm sure that editing your dancing and singing into short videos will also get a lot of clicks. Li Jie pinched his fingers, and then seemed to see dirt in the nail cover, and then while removing dirt from his nails, he crossed Erlang's leg and said to the big snake: "You must know that you can actually make a lot of money in this way." It's only been five days since you started broadcasting, but we've already received more than 10,000 yuan in gifts. You're going to be a big streamer. ”
"Not just a big streamer, I want to make you a good video master, and then make you make all kinds of shameful videos that make other people laugh. You will be the laughing stock of everyone. This way you can use the laughter you bring to others to atone for your actions, and the money you make from these videos can be used as an income for Asgard. I think that's good, killing two birds with one stone. Are you right, Thor?" Li Jie turned his head to look at Thor, who was standing beside him. Thor was silent, but subconsciously left Li Jie a few steps away.
He now regrets a little bit of the conditions he agreed to Li Jie at that time. Li Jie is simply the devil of the devil! The so-called knocking on the bone and sucking the marrow to the extreme is like this, and only he can speak of such humiliation and exploitation in such a righteous and solemn manner.
I knew that if this was the case, I shouldn't have accompanied Li Jie to interrogate the big snake these days. Shit! Li Jie didn't interrogate the big snake at all, he was just humiliating the big snake! Moreover, this person shamelessly claimed to be the royal family of Asgard, and this shameless black cauldron had to be carried by the royal family of Asgard! Thor felt that the biggest mistake in his life was to know Li Jie.
"I'm going to open a personal channel for you, and I even have a name in mind, it's called "Big Snake Laughter Universe". You're the main coffee!" Li Jie smiled with a spring breeze on his face, and the big snake burst into tears when he listened.
Farther away, the Ancient One Mage and Odin's family, who had been monitoring the place through magic for days, had black lines on their foreheads. Odin had been watching Thor torture his brother for many days, and even Odin was a little unbearable, and he even wanted to just chop the serpent to death, at least without suffering this crime. Although the big snake is a bad guy, what Li Jie does is even more villain than the most sinister villain!
Odin looked at the Ancient One Mage, and his tone couldn't hear the joy or anger: "Do you think it's really good for this son-in-law of yours to do this?"
The ancient first mage wiped the sweat from his forehead: "This, how do you say it? Ha, the wicked have their own wicked people to grind." Haha~"
And the Phantom Queen hugged Luo Ji and whispered: "You have a holiday with him, remember to stay away from this person in the future, don't commit it in his hands." ”
Luo Ji, who was held in her mother's arms, nodded, and whispered: "I know, there must be no handle in his hands in the future." "Yes, otherwise, I'm afraid life is worse than death, and no matter how you look at it, Li Jie himself thinks that he is not a person who can support a boat in the belly of a prime minister!
Only Lan thinks it doesn't matter, the villain, he should be treated like this.
Li Jie continued to treat the big snake with a breakdown type, and also asked those viewers and fans who had watched the live broadcast video of the big snake to record a reaction video and give it back to the big snake to see. Watching the people in the video look at their own videos and laugh forward and backward, rolling on the ground and laughing and slapping the table, they think of themselves as clowns. The spirit of the Great Snake finally collapsed, and a generation of heroes was not defeated by the sword, but in the end they were defeated by this shame. The big snake sat on the ground slumped, and he said to Li Jie in a weak voice: "Kill me, kill me." ”
"No, I won't kill you. As I said, Asgard still depends on you to make money to feed you. The expenses of the Odin family are all pointed at you. Li Jie paced back and forth eating apples.
The big snake looked at Li Jie weakly: "You are the most despicable Asgardian I have ever met, more despicable than any dark elf, more than any giant, more despicable than any goblin gnome!
"Thank you for the compliment. Li Jie pretended to return a hat salute, and then continued to eat the apple casually.
The serpent couldn't stand it, and now he didn't want to think about anything but die for relief. He said, "How can you give me a good time!"
Li Jie ate all the apples unhurriedly, then threw the apple core into Thor's hand, and then said, "Give you a good time? Li Jie smiled again, just like a hunter who saw a fox caught.