Chapter Eighty-Nine: The Fooling Serpent (Part I) (Goodbye in 2018)
The serpent had been in the prison for a long time, and he had always thought that someone would come to interrogate him or watch over him, but no one came. Maybe Odin was going to put himself to death, so he didn't care about himself, and that was the only reason Orochi could think of putting himself in the situation he was in right now.
But the soldier who came to carry out his execution never showed up, and he was trapped inside. It was as if the whole world had forgotten about him, which made the snake very uncomfortable. He would rather have a big fight with Odin and be killed by Odin than face such a lonely dilemma. It wasn't until more than ten days after he had been imprisoned that the first person appeared in front of him.
It was a very fat and bloated guy, and he was wearing clothes that didn't fit very well. The big snake looked a little familiar with the clothes, a red cape, a silver shirt, and gold trim on the neckline and cuffs. And there is also a royal coat of arms hanging on the chest. That's right, this is the royal costume of Asgard! Could this fat man be the royal family of Asgard? But why did his clothes fit so badly, he felt that his whole body was tight, and the fat was trying to escape through any gap in his clothes.
The serpent watched the fat man come to a stop in front of his cell, he raised a hammer and said, "Do you still know this hammer?!"
The serpent fixed his eyes and saw that this was his gluttonous hammer. He knew the hammer, of course, but he didn't intend to speak, he just tilted his head to the side. The fat man outside the door frowned: "No, give it back to you." ”
"Hey. The big snake sneered and shook his head: "Keep it for you, you can still stay awake under the possession of the Gluttonous Hammer, and it's good that you don't bite people everywhere." But it looks like you're eating a little too fat, isn't it?" The big snake didn't know that the fat man at the door wasn't fat because of the Gluttonous Hammer, in fact, he had lost a little weight after getting the Gluttonous Hammer.
"I'm going to leave this one to you, I'm not going to take it back. Anyway, I've been arrested by you, so do whatever you want with me. "The serpent won't take the Gluttonous Hammer back, because he knows that it's a curse to carry on him. Now that he has been arrested, he has no ability to resist, why is he so kind to take back the hammer? Forget it, let this hammer accompany this fat man for the rest of his life. He'll get used to it.
"You~!" The fat man standing outside the door was furious: "You take this hammer away for me, do you hear?!"
"I don't, what can you do with me?" the big snake looked at the fat man with contempt, and at this moment he felt that he had regained some dignity.
And Li Jie, who was standing in the distance and had been watching all this, whispered to Lan beside him: "It seems that it is a little difficult for Thor to get rid of the curse." Lan shook his head: "But he can't keep eating, don't you think he's lost weight recently? Then you won't be able to make him dance to lose weight. ”
"Well, that's right. Li Jie nodded: "But let the serpent take the hammer away from Thor, but not destroy it." Because there's still a Carrie on Earth waiting to study this hammer. ”
"So, you're going to help Thor now?" Lan glanced at Li Jie, who now looked eager to try Lan shook his head, "Don't you hate Rogie?"
"Well, how to put it. She just said so much in the main hall, it really made me feel a little soft-hearted. Li Jie said this, and Lan stared at him with dead eyes. Li Jie immediately raised his hand: "It's definitely not because she's a beauty, beautiful or something, I'm soft-hearted." It's just that I can feel her helplessness struggling in the cracks. And now Odin and the Phantom Queen are also comforting their little darling, and the family is hugging and crying together. ”
"Isn't it great that now is a good time for me and Thor to interrogate the big snake and help Thor solve the trouble by the way, and then we can use [scientific means] to lose weight for him?" Li Jie's eyebrows were dancing as he spoke. This funny appearance made Lan snort out laughing, and she patted Li Jie's bulging little belly: "You also want to [lose weight scientifically]!"
Li Jie's face was embarrassed: "Can I take [Eat No Fat Elixir]?"
Lan pushed Li Jie: "Believe in your own perseverance! Go ahead, let's get rid of this nasty snake first!"
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"You take it back!"
"I don't!"
"You take it for me!"
"I won't!"
"Take it!"
"No!"
Orochi and Thor couldn't negotiate a price at all about recovering the hammer, and Orochi was determined to let Thor take the hammer of gluttony for a lifetime, and then be a dead fat boy for a lifetime. Li Jie, who was wearing Thor's armor, walked to the front of the prison and looked at the big snake who was still bargaining with Thor, and he whistled: "Huh~ What, has the terrifying snake in Asgard become so childish?
"Brother?!" Thor looked at Li Jie in disbelief: "So you really ......" Before Thor's words were finished, Li Jie covered his mouth and said at the same time: "I know you don't like to admit that I am an older brother, but I am your brother." Look at my equipment, and your shabby body. I am Thor, the legal heir of Asgard. ”
Thor just reacted from Li Jie's words, Li Jie was lying to the big snake. He thought to himself: It's good that it's not true, otherwise it would be too exciting. My sister became a cousin, and my comrade-in-arms suddenly became a brother or something.
The big snake squinted his eyes and looked at Li Jie who was wearing a thunder god armor, although he said that he had a suit of armor, but Li Jie had gained dozens of pounds now. So it's still a bit bloated no matter how you look at it, it's just not as exaggerated as Thor.
The big snake sneered: "Now Asgard's method of feeding the prince is the same as that of raising pigs?"
"Are you looking for a fight?!" Thor felt insulted. You must know that the average pig is not as fat as 350 pounds!
"Come on, I want to move my muscles. Two Odin children, let me see what you are capable of!" "The big snake is not afraid of fighting, although his strength has not recovered and he is not Odin's opponent, but it is enough to fight two juniors.
But he missed a person's artifact, and when he rolled up his arms and sleeves, Li Jie snapped his fingers silently, and then he began to sing and dance unconsciously: "How cold, I'm playing with mud in the Northeast~"