The snake didn't want to dance, but he had to do it under Li Kit's control. Not only did he need to dance and sing, but Li Jie also used a recorder to record all the scenes of him singing and dancing. Whether it's the big snake dancing the [Dance of Pippi Shrimp] or coming to the 720 degrees Thomas maneuver. It doesn't matter if he sings "I can't stop loving you" or roars "Big Bowl of Noodles". All the pictures were faithfully recorded by Li Jie.

Thor looked at Li Jie a little puzzled: "What are you doing here?"

Li Jie spread his hands and said: "Of course, I want to record the precious images of your uncle." What if he forgets all of this when he's done dancing and singing? Of course I'm going to record him singing and dancing now, and I'm going to let him watch it. Oh, look, your uncle is now whirling a big windmill, and how beautiful it is, and his hands are trembling like the shrimp fluttering in the water, oh my God!

Thor's eyebrows jumped, and he couldn't see anything good about his uncle's fairy mixed with hip-hop and Pippi shrimp dance. There is no beauty at all, and the only thing that is desirable is that it is funny and shameful. But in any case, he is also a strong man, and he was born in Asgard. In Asgard, a place where reputation is more important than life, this is a huge insult that is unspeakable! If it were Thor, he would rather kill himself than dance these shameful dances by himself! This is a lifetime of black history!

Li Jie actually planned to record it, what was he going to do? Thor didn't know what Li Jie was planning, but he didn't stop Li Jie.

It wasn't until the big snake danced for more than an hour and sang songs for more than an hour that Li Jie snapped his fingers again to regain control of the big snake. For Orochi, singing and dancing for an hour is not a big deal, he does not feel tired from it, but the feeling that his body is not under his control is not comfortable. When the big snake stopped dancing, he glared at Li Jie angrily: "What did you do to me?!" The big snake's eyes were blood-red, and he really looked like a giant python that chose to devour people.

Li Jie said indifferently: "It's nothing, it's just that you performed a show for us on this day of universal celebration." As he spoke, Li Jie turned the screen of the recorder and began to play the picture of the big snake dancing just now. In the picture, the serpent sings and dances, full of passion and rhythm.

Sometimes he dances hip-hop, sometimes rumba, sometimes Pippi shrimp dance, and sometimes he even dances ballet. It's really embarrassing for the big snake, and when I'm old, I still have to dance "Four Little Swans" on tiptoe.

Orochi looked at the video screen and the video, and he felt that he had suffered the greatest humiliation in his life. His entire face was flushed with rage, and even his hair stood on end. The so-called angry hair rushing to the crown refers to the current appearance of the big snake.

"What have you done to me?!" the serpent was furious.

Li Jie's so-called fear: "Let you move your muscles and bones." Save you from staying here all the time and not moving, which is not good for your body. Right, Thor. Although Thor is not particularly smart, he is not stupid, he quickly nodded and agreed: "That's right, that's right, it's for your good health!"

The serpent clenched his fists, his nails piercing the skin of his palms, and he clutched his hands to bleed. The snake gritted its teeth: "Then what are you recording these for?"

"Oh, this one. Li Jie said in the words he had already thought of: "Of course, I will show it to the king of Asgard, Odin, to visit." What you probably don't know is that Odin has been obsessed with "Family Funny Video Highlights" lately. Li Jie's words are not false, just as Thor is obsessed with "Hell's Kitchen", Odin is also conquered by "Family Funny Video Highlights" on Earth.

This is a comical video made up of all sorts of funny and misguided videos. There are a lot of low-level jokes, such as skateboarding mistakes and falling into balls, making mistakes in motorcycle and hitting balls, kicking balls and kicking balls, or parkour mistakes and falling balls. Odin's favorite thing is to see people make mistakes and then roll on the ground with the balls in pain, and he can laugh all day and have fun. Who says big people don't have a lot of fun? Thor and Odin are clearly the best examples of the opposite.

Li Jie is not stingy with the big snake, he took Odin's "Family Funny Video Collection" over. And he also showed it to the big snake, and while watching it, he said to the big snake: "Look, these fools can't even protect their balls, do you think they are a bunch of fools and jokes?"

"Isn't it funny that they're doing that, and honestly, I'm going to add your dance to the same thing. As he spoke, Li Jie also called up the dance video of the big snake just now, and pointed out several of the enchanting dances, including the dance of the shrimp, the four little swans, and the pole dance with one less pole as the background.

In these dance scenes, the snake shows his enchanting dancing posture and perfect singing skills. He not only sang "I Play with Mud in the Northeast", but also sang classic songs such as "My Skateboarding Shoes" and "Song of Roasted Gluten". Anyway, Thor's expression was complicated when he looked at these images. He wanted to laugh, but he couldn't. In any case, the Great Snake is also a generation of heroes in Asgard, and it would be too disrespectful to laugh out loud. It's one thing to kill him, but it's quite another to trample on his dignity and glory.

Thor can't do anything that tramples on the dignity of others, but Li Jieke can do it: "Look, your coquettish dancing posture, this unique singing voice." Seriously, I'm going to keep you singing a few more songs and dancing a few more dances. And then edit these, and then make an album, and make a special "Big Snake Funny Video Collection", what do you think?" Li Jie looked at Big Snake with a sincere face, his expression as if he thought his idea was great.

The serpent's face was as cold as iron, and his voice seemed to come out of his throat: "You are going to do this in order to please your father Odin?"

"Odin's happiness?" Li Jie seemed to feel that the big snake had misunderstood something, and he waved his hand: "No, it's not to please Odin." ”

"So what do you want to do?!!!"

"Oh, and we're actually selling the Family Funny Video Collection all over the universe. Li Jie didn't tell a lie, although this show is very low-level fun, and it is a tool for amusement based on the pain of others to build his own happiness. But in fact, this world, all the people in this universe eat this set. Everyone especially likes to watch those scenes of others making stupid and ugly scenes, and then laughing heartlessly.

So this set is very popular not only on Earth, but also on the Akrull side of the Alliance, and there are a lot of people who like it. It even brought the aliens over there to play this stupid game. Many of the aliens who claim to be a high civilization have themselves joined the army of stupid and stupid people.

"So, your dance will not only spread throughout Asgard, but I will also spread it throughout the known universe, and even as a gift to all Asgard's allies, the Kingdom of God! Let them know that the serpent who made waves back then is now just a clown who dances and sells his ugliness every day in exchange for the continuation of his life. Do you think that's good?" Li Jie smiled. But Thor, who was on the sidelines, thought it was a devilish smile.

Some people are not afraid of pain, injury, or death, but they attach great importance to their reputation. This reputation can be a good name admired by thousands of people, or it can be a fierce name, a bad name, and a heroic name that everyone fears. These reputations are okay for this kind of person, and they can accept them. But there is one thing they can't accept, and that is that one day they will become a clown that everyone makes fun of. All the notoriety will become an addition to the joke, and no one will remember how vicious and unrestrained they used to be.

The only thing they can remember is their clown-like performance. It's worse than killing them. When Li Jie looked at the big snake with a sincere smile and said, "I will let the whole universe see your beautiful and interesting dancing." ”

"You!" the big snake pointed at Li Jie with a trembling hand, his whole body trembled and it was difficult to breathe, and then he spit out a mouthful of blood with a sweet "wow!" in his throat, and then fainted with a live breath.

Thor looked at the fainting serpent, and he said to Li Jie, "You stunned him." ”

"I know. Li Jie didn't care.

Thor continued, "What now?"

"Just throw him a basin of ice water. Then he was angry with him. Li Jie said casually.

Thor: "............ Li Jie. ”

"Huh?"

"Are you the devil?"

"No, I'm a superhero!"

Happy New Year 2019, and I wish you all a good New Year's Day. By the way, I ask you for a ticket here, and you can use both recommended tickets and monthly passes. It's the beginning of the month, so please vote hard!~