Section 24, Brother Sharp
Forget it, half a giant calcium-calcium tablet should not cause death!
Ye Zhifan waited patiently for Brother Sharp to wake up and see what the effect was?
After another quarter of an hour, Brother Sharp woke up slowly.
Fortunately, no one died.
"Boss, what are you giving me to eat?"
Brother Sharp touched his belly, and suddenly shouted: "I, I, I, I want to go to the toilet." ”
Ye Zhifan hurriedly took him to the bathroom and finished using the toilet. Brother Sharp clutched his stomach again and shouted loudly: "I'm crazy, I'm hungry, I'm going to get out of the restaurant." ”
Nima, there's no where, I'm going to take out Huaxia coins by myself!
Ye Zhifan was helpless, he only had more than 1,000 yuan on him, and he couldn't afford to go to a big hotel. He took Brother Sharp to a nearby braised chicken and rice restaurant. In order to succeed in the experiment, he had to gamble on his family.
"Boss, let's have two servings of braised chicken rice!"
Ye Zhifan entered the restaurant and was ordering food to the cashier, but was interrupted by Brother Sharp: "Boss, I have to eat five servings of yellow braised chicken rice alone." As for you, let's do it!"
"Five portions, you're a pig!"
Ye Zhifan rolled his eyes and said in disgust: "Brother Sharp, first of all, you can't pack." If you can't eat five servings, pay for it yourself!"
"Ahem, it's so stingy! People are hungry, and you use them as guinea pigs for experiments, eating and drinking. You know, I used to control my diet, I was afraid of growing taller, fatter and whiter, and I couldn't engage in the begging industry. Now I'm not afraid, with you as a big boss to support me......"
Brother Sharp said.
"Alright, bring me six servings of braised chicken rice. ”
Ye Zhifan was speechless, and he had an extra mouth out of thin air. He then took out two hundred-dollar bills from his body and handed them to the cashier.
"Boss, can't you get some cold dishes and drink two glasses?"
Brother Sharp has to inch in, said.
Ahem, what the hell is Hanako thick-skinned!
Ye Zhifan was helpless, maybe this girl ate Juneng calcium tablets and increased her appetite a lot.
"Cashier, add me four cold dishes, a plate of peanuts, a plate of fennel beans, a plate of shredded cucumbers, and a plate of spinach vermicelli. Another bottle of Gujing tribute wine......"
Ye Zhifan ordered four vegetarian dishes and a bottle of liquor. In the blink of an eye, another 200 yuan was spent......
It's distressing!
After a while, the waiter served the food and drinks.
Brother Sharp seemed to have never eaten for thousands of years, but when he saw him open his mouth and mouth, he drank and ate meat, and quickly swept away the wine and food on the table.
"Alas, the appetite is too good, the food is delicious!"
Brother Sharp muttered while eating and drinking, "Boss, I won't beg from now on, I'll do it with you." Treatment, including food and housing, not more than a month, 10,000 is enough. ”
"Ah, you can get 10,000 yuan a month for food? Don't let the lion open his mouth and blackmail me!"
Ye Zhifan was nibbling on the yellow stewed chicken drumsticks, and when he heard the words, the chicken drumsticks fell to the ground.
"Ahem, I beg on the flyover, free, a minimum of five or six thousand a month, and more than tens of thousands. Now, following you as a taster, dealing with death all day long, is it more than 10,000 a month? ”
Brother Sharp said righteously.
Damn, this girl's mouth is quite six? The career development prospects of beggars are not bad. In the future, if one day, you have no way out, it is better to do this line of work.
"Brother Sharp, it's this sauce purple. ”
Ye Zhifan had no choice but to have a showdown with Comrade Brother Sharp, and said: "The reason why I came to you is to test whether this thing I gave you to eat can increase your weight? If you can really increase your height and gain weight, you can follow me, and it doesn't matter how much money you have a month." If nothing is noticeable, you can go back to your old business and go back to the flyover to beg. ”
Brother Sharp nodded when he heard this, and said, "Boss, what you said is so reasonable, let's do it." ”
After eating, Ye Zhifan and Brother Sharp left each other's phone numbers, and they broke up.
Ye Zhifan returned to his rental house, lay on the bed to rest, and waited for news from Brother Sharp.
"Dingding......
A rapid mobile phone ringtone woke Ye Zhifan up.
"Hey, who are you?"
Ye Zhifan picked up his mobile phone, and when he saw that it was an unfamiliar number, he pressed the answer button and asked.
"Hey, Ye Zhifan baby. I'm Director Wang, why aren't you coming to class today?"
After Director Wang corrected Ye Zhifan's test papers, they were all full marks.
You must know that the content of this test paper is a deformation of the previous college entrance examination questions, and the degree of difficulty can be imagined.
This kid can actually get a full score!
Director Wang concluded that Surabaya No. 1 Middle School not only produced a seedling of Yenching University, but also a genius who happened once in 500 years. Such a genius must be personally included in his teachings. One day in the future, he is Bole and discovers Ye Zhifan, a thousand miles.
"Director Wang, my grades are all plagiarized. ”
Ye Zhifan pretended to be forced: "As for No. 1 Middle School, I already plan to drop out." College entrance examination, I plan to give up this year. Next year, I plan to go to No. 2 Middle School to repeat my studies. ”
"Ahh ”
When Director Wang heard this, his nerves immediately tensed, and he said in a trembling voice: "Child, I know that you have been wronged and humiliated. In this way, I immediately ordered Mr. Cao to go in person, apologize to you, and invite you back even if you visit the thatched cottage three times. And I, too, will go and make amends for you myself......"
I'm going to let Director Wang come and invite me, I can't afford it!
After all, Director Wang is right, it's just a routine.
Ye Zhifan hurriedly said: "Director Wang, I'm a little tired today. Tomorrow, I'll go to class tomorrow. ”
"Baby, you are the precious giant panda in our No. 1 Middle School, and you should focus on protection. In this way, you can come to the school classroom as you want, and leave as you want. No one is allowed to stop you, what's swollen? Also, I'll surprise you when you come to class!"
Director Wang saw that he had moved Ye Zhifan, and he was secretly happy in his heart, and hurriedly promised Ye Zhifan many benefits.
"Eh, what's the surprise of Director Wang?"
Ye Zhifan asked curiously.
"Hehe, you'll know when you come. ”
Director Wang smiled mysteriously and said.
"Okay, Director Wang, I'll go right away!"
What surprises can I have when I go?
Ye Zhifan couldn't suppress his curiosity, and after eating in the afternoon, he picked up his schoolbag and went to school. As soon as he arrived at the school classroom, he was surrounded by a crowd of classmates, as if he were watching a big star.
"Ye Zhifan, this is the Nongfu Spring mineral water I bought......"
"Ye Zhifan, this is the spicy strip you usually like to eat!"
"Ye Zhifan, I'm going to give you a monkey!"
……
Ye Zhifan enjoyed the stars of his classmates, and he knew that it must be Director Wang's announcement that he had not plagiarized, and the first place in the school was well deserved.
After a while, Director Wang, the director of teaching, got the news that Ye Zhifan was coming to school, so he came in with a smile.
"Ye Zhifan, follow me. ”
Director Wang took Ye Zhifan to the door of the classroom and said to him, "I plan to transfer you to Class 3 of the third year of high school, how about it?"
I went, it turned out to be a transfer class?
In which class is it different and what is there to be surprised?
When Ye Zhifan heard this, he couldn't help but be deeply disappointed.
"Hehe, there are surprises waiting for you when you go!"
Director Wang couldn't say anything, and took Ye Zhifan to Class 3 of the third year of high school.
Class 3 of the third year of high school is an aristocratic class, and the students in it are either rich or expensive. Xu Yunyun, the school flower, is in this class.