"Ye Zhifan, please do these three test papers. ”

Ye Zhifan was engrossed in accepting the input of the information flow, and suddenly, Director Wang walked in with an exam paper in his hand.

"Uh. ”

After receiving the information flow, Ye Zhifan looked at it. It turned out to be an English test paper, a math test paper and a geography test paper. There are no history and language, and there are three disciplines: ideology and politics.

"Haha, is there any mistake, just these three-year-old children can still stump my Master Ye. ”

Ye Zhifan took out his pen and roughly skimmed through the test papers.

Fortunately, the answers to the problems of geography and mathematics can be found in "Dream Creek Writings". Sadly, he knew the questions on the English paper, but the questions didn't know him.

It is said that before his death, Shen Kuo accumulated a large amount of merit because he devoted himself to scientific research, built water conservancy, and benefited the people, and became a god and an immortal after his death. After being ranked in the immortal class, Shen Kuo continued to study science, so he had a deep knowledge of mathematical one-dimensional quadratic equations, calculus, and functions. He has studied various disciplines such as water conservancy, geography, humanities, astronomy, and medicine and medicine.

Of course, the most important scientific research achievement of Shen Kuo, the god of science, is the study of chips that can be implanted in the human brain.

Nowadays, knowledge is exploding, and a student is studying all the time, and by the time he graduates from his Ph.D., he is almost thirty years old. Standing at thirty, if you want to marry a wife and have children, plus firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, tea, etc., how can you have time to engage in scientific research?

……

Once the human brain is implanted with a knowledge chip, there is no need to study hard every day.

Black technology, the cliff is black technology!

Once this super knowledge chip is sold in the world, it will not be robbed by the second generation of officials and the second generation of rich!

However, Shen Kuo, like Ye Zhifan, did not have the slightest interest in English.

Grandma's, let's finish math and geography first. As for the English test papers, I will find an excuse to prevaricate and slip away.

"Boom!"

Ye Zhifan picked up the pen and put down the pen like a fly......

Two hours later, Ye Zhifan finished the math and geography papers.

"Ahh I'll do this English test paper tomorrow. ”

Ye Zhifan couldn't help but say, handed over the math and geography test papers to Director Wang, stood up, packed up and walked to the door of the office.

"Okay, you go first!"

Director Wang probably glanced at Ye Zhifan's test papers, and was secretly surprised in his heart, this girl really didn't look like a plagiarist. After all, Director Wang used to teach mathematics and knew a little about geography.

Ye Zhifan walked out of Director Wang's office, took out his mobile phone in the toilet to surf the Internet and squatted for an hour. After a lesson, he slipped out into the street without saying a word.

Now that I am a master of Chinese studies, who can educate me?

Drop out of school, let's go shopping.

Now the priority is how to accumulate merit and fill the shortfall.

To accumulate merit, you have to donate money and donations, do good deeds, and do good deeds. Without money, gods and horses are all floating clouds.

By the way, it's important to make money.

Ye Zhifan remembered that he was robbing the giant spirit god of a bottle of giant energy calcium and calcium tablets. Why don't you launch your own health care products in terms of calcium supplementation? In fact, Huaxia also has Yanjing New Technology Co., Ltd., which produces giant calcium tablets.

Once upon a time, Juneng Calcium was also all the rage, and it was advertised everywhere in TV, newspapers and magazines. But like most health supplements, because of the exaggerated effect, Juneng Calcium has also withdrawn from people's field of vision.

Ye Zhifan took out his mobile phone and decided to study this carefully, the giant spirit god brand giant energy calcium from the fairy world. He landed in the treasure chest and clicked to extract the giant energy calcium of the Giant Spirit God Card.

"Whoosh!"

After a flash of lightning, a white jade bottle ejected from the screen of the phone.

Ye Zhifan caught it, the packaging was not bad, and there was an instruction manual on the bottle.

Giant Spirit God Giant Energy Calcium: This product contains a variety of elements such as calcium, iron, zinc and selenium, which are produced under the supervision of the Giant Spirit God, which promotes the growth and development of the body, promotes the second development of human bones, and increases height...... Application: Take one capsule at a time, once a day. Product specifications: 1000 tablets/bottle.

……

Ye Zhifan opened the bottle and poured out a giant calcium and calcium tablet. Peaty, how black and mushy, like a donkey egg the size of a ping-pong ball.

This is a heightening calcium supplement product eaten by the gods, I don't know how effective it is for mortals?

Ye Zhifan decided to find someone to experiment.

But who to turn to?

Ordinary people, who would want to be guinea pigs! If they are not careful, they will whine.

Ye Zhifan wandered on the street, and when he walked across a broken bridge, he was attracted by a man named Hanako. In front of him was a broken bowl with a few coins in it. And himself, lazily leaning on the railing of the bridge and basking in the sun.

The heavens will be come, and the earth will be beds......

There are no three mountains of housing loans, car loans, and online loans, no firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, and tea to worry about, no parents to support, and no children to support...... If one person is fed, the whole family will not be hungry.

Let me do whatever I want in the world, and I am the master of my territory!

Hanako is quite thin, with prominent cheekbones and a scruffy beard, like a realistic version of Brother Sharp. Of course, there are certainly no fat people in beggars.

This is called Hanako's short stature, isn't it just used to be a guinea pig?

Ye Zhifan touched his pocket and finally pulled out a one-yuan coin.

"Dangchang!"

Ye Zhifan threw the one-yuan coin into the beggar's broken bowl and made a crisp sound. He wanted to hear it as soon as possible, and the beggar was grateful, kneeling in thanks.

However, the beggar didn't raise his eyelids, and it seemed that he was a tsundere beggar.

"Big brother, can you do a little favor?"

Ye Zhifan had no choice but to lower himself, squatted down and asked.

"Hmph, a coin wants to buy me. ”

This arrogant beggar doesn't care about Ye Zhifan at all. Although beggars are looked down upon, they also have dignity.

It seems that the temptation is not big enough!

As the saying goes, money makes the devil grind.

Hmph, we are a master of Chinese studies, I don't believe that you can't get a flower child.

"Big brother, you don't want to walk around?"

Ye Zhifan had no choice but to take out a hundred-yuan bill from his body and tempted: "You go with me, this is yours." ”

"What do you want to do? Although I am poor and begging on the streets, we can sell our art and not our bodies. ”

The one called Hanako looked at Ye Zhifan with a wary face. This girl, she fell in love with her slender figure and made a foundation with herself.

"Damn! Who wants your body?"

Ye Zhifan once again took out a hundred-yuan bill from his body, his face changed, and he said: "Two hundred yuan, can you go?

When Hanako saw the two red bills, her eyes immediately glowed green. He first stood up with a carp, and then a hungry tiger pounced, snatched the money, and said, "Boss, you instruct, whether to cut people or kidnap tickets?"

Hey, there's a guinea pig!

"Big brother, just follow me!"

Ye Zhifan turned his head and left, saying.

"Hey, I'm going to mess with you from now on. ”

Asked Huazi to put away the change in the broken bowl and follow Ye Zhifan.

Looking around, the lively melon-eating crowd all showed a knowing smile. What can a combination of a street beggar and a liar do?

By the way, I don't know how to harvest organs.

Tragedy!

……

It's dirty and smelly to call Hanako, and it's really cheap to take it with you.

Ye Zhifan thought for a moment: he is simply a good person to the end, let him be reborn and be a new person.

Ye Zhifan wore a beggar and came to a golden bath.

asked Hanako to take a bath, Ye Zhifan bought him a new set of clothes to change into, and got a haircut.

Hey, Brother Sharp has become a handsome guy.

"Big brother, what's your name?"

Ye Zhifan asked.

"Boss, I can't remember exactly what my name is. Anyway, everyone calls me Brother Sharp. ”

Brother Sharp smiled slightly and said.

Brother Sharp is a male god with a lot of temperament, how can it be comparable to you!

Damn it, I really thought I was a sharp brother.

Ye Zhifan brought Brother Sharp to his rental house. Then, he poured out a large black hawthorn pill from the bottle.

Have the mortal amount.

Ye Zhifan cut half of it, handed it to Brother Sharp, and said, "I'm developing a health care product, and you are the taster......

"Wow Ka Ka, what is this, can you eat it?

Brother Sharp saw the black Dongdong, and said reluctantly.

"Don't worry, you can't die!"

Ye Zhifan said.

"Hmph, what if I die?"

Brother Sharp was about to cry, and said: "I have an eighty-year-old mother and a child waiting to be fed...... to tell the truth, Brother Sharp is begging at the bridge, earning tens of thousands of dollars a month, and has a wife at home...... In case it is unfortunate to hang up because of 200 yuan, it is really not worth it.

"Pull it down!"

Ye Zhifan didn't think so, he couldn't help but say, and threw the giant calcium and calcium tablets into Brother Sharp's mouth. In his eyes, a beggar still wants to bargain with himself, no way!

"Wow Ka Ka, what's spicy and bitter...... Oh my God, it can't be poison. ”

Brother Sharp wanted to spit it out, but the giant calcium tablets had already melted. He suddenly felt as if there was a fire burning in his body, burning all inside, and the large and small intestines were spasmodic like pain......

"Woo woo woo ......"

Brother Sharp cried, he was greedy for a small price and suffered a big loss. In this world, there is no such thing as a free lunch. After a while, beads of sweat like soybeans oozed from Brother Sharp's head. He rolled on the ground for a while, and finally couldn't hold it anymore and collapsed.

The heart is sinister!

Sure enough, there is no such thing as a free lunch.

"I'm going to go, I've eaten too much at once, I can't hold it. ”

Seeing this, Ye Zhifan was taken aback and said. Or is it bone-cutting and marrow-washing? This kid is lucky with shit.

"I'm going, are I dead?"

Ye Zhifan put his finger on Brother Sharp's nostrils.

Fortunately, there is still a faint breath.

Do you want to call 120 ambulance?

What should we do if we don't make trouble and kill people?

What the hell is going to do...... Ye Zhifan was entangled for a while.