Chapter 005: Bounce Bullet, Get Rid of Crow's Feet!
Mu Shuang's face flushed, and she really didn't know how to answer.
Of course Ye Bei understood her, after all, she was just a girl, and she said calmly: "The most vulnerable place for men." “
"Show me. The third uncle helped his glasses.
"This ......"
"Then I'll wait for you outside. Mu Shuang went out with interest.
"Well, I can't care about chastity when I enter the brothel, so I should take it off. Ye Bei took off his pants neatly.
The third uncle looked at it for a while, and flicked it heavily with his middle finger.
This time it really killed Ye Bei, and the whole person jumped up.
"Damn! This old man wants to play a bullet and get rid of the crow's feet!" 10,000 grass and mud horses galloped past again.
What is shocking is that such a flick of crow's feet has really become less......
"I can get an erection normally, nothing is wrong. The third uncle said solemnly.
"Who's to say it isn't. Ye Bei pulled up his pants and regretted that he should not have been deceived into suffering this crime.
"Well, I'll give you some medicine to recuperate. The third uncle took out a small medicine bottle from the shelf, shook a few and wrapped them on white paper, and handed them to Ye Bei, "Three times a day, three at a time." “
"What medicine?" Ye Bei opened the wrapped paper, only to see a dozen black pills the size of beans lying inside, "Kidney tonics? “
"You'll know if you eat it. “
"Are you watching?" Mu Shuang heard a voice and walked in from outside the door.
"Hmm. "The third uncle cherishes words like gold.
Ye Bei took out a pill, look at this thing and mouse feces, is it reliable?
"The system, using 1 point to force the king achievement, helps me improve the forcing of this pill. “
"Beep! Consume 1 point to force the king achievement, get a mortal-level miscellaneous medicine, and calm +1%......"
"I'll go!" Ye Bei raised his hand and slapped the back of the old man's head heavily to avenge the bullet, "It's been a long time, you give you a tranquilizer?" I thought it was the Ten Yang Great Tonic Pill." “
Mu Shuang was taken aback, where would he have thought that Ye Bei would attack a respected old man, "Ye Bei, don't be rude!"
The third uncle was filmed by him, but he didn't expect him to be so ruthless, and he dared to make a medical fuss in the middle of the night.
However, when he heard the word "tranquilizer", he completely forgot about the slap on the back of the head, because the ingredients of this medicine were indeed tranquilizers after testing and analysis, and they accounted for a considerable proportion, and asked, "Do you know medicine?"
"I don't understand the medicine, but I won't take your ghost medicine, the main ingredient is a tranquilizer, and the symptoms are not the root cause. Ye Bei said angrily.
"Yes, yes, I'll give you a flavor change. The third uncle took out another bottle of medicine and said, "This is my latest medicine, which can stimulate the potential of both kidneys." “
Ye Bei took the medicine and immediately said silently: "System, use 1 point to force the king achievement to help me improve the quality of this pill." “
"Beep! Consume 1 point to force the king achievement, get a mortal-level miscellaneous medicine, and toxin +1%......"
According to the law of the King Forcing System, the most prominent feature of this medicine is the toxin, is this old man trying to kill me?
"I&*%¥#@!" Ye Bei lifted his paw and slapped the back of the old expert's head again, "My old brother, are you going to poison me, a good young man? What are you jealous of me? Just because I'm more handsome than you?"
"Ye Bei!" Mu Shuang's brows tightened, obviously a little angry.
The third uncle brushed up the weeds that had been overturned by Ye Bei and covered the Mediterranean Sea again, his expression did not show the slightest anger, but showed a hint of a smile.
Mu Shuang looked stupid, the third uncle had an outstanding status in Jingzhou City, and the number one respected him for seven points, almost the same existence as Hua Tuo in the world, and now Ju and then the head was slapped twice by Ye Beilian, not only was he not angry, but he also smiled cheaply.
"Looks like you really know medicine. The third uncle took a white paper from the bookshelf and said: "This is the analysis report of this drug, the report shows that it does have certain toxic side effects, and we have been hesitant to promote the market." “
"Old man, you dare to treat me like a medicine boy. “
"I'm sorry. The third uncle smiled sheepishly.
"Beep! Mu Shuang is Critical Hit by the King of Forced King -23......"
Ye Bei turned his head and glanced at Mu Shuang, this seemingly cold beauty seemed to have been attacked by the king of Benqiu, which was really surprising.
The third uncle took out another pill and said, "This is my latest research and development medicine, you can help me take a look, maybe it can help me, it's not a secret, I haven't slept for seven days and seven nights for this medicine." “
"Don't brag, you're in your 70s, be steady. Ye Bei gave him an angry look.
"I can't sleep. The third uncle shook his head helplessly.
Ye Bei Lao reluctantly took the pill, "System, use 1 point to force the king achievement to improve the force of this medicine." “
"Beep! Consume 1 point to force the king achievement, get a mortal-level miscellaneous medicine, anti-cancer +1% ......"
"How?" asked the old man impatiently.
Ye Bei glanced at him, and his heart moved, this old man has been researching this anti-cancer drug for seven days and seven nights, there are only two possibilities, one is that he himself has cancer, and the other is that he has a very close person who has cancer, hey, he is old, and it is quite pitiful.
But one yard is one yard, pretending to be forced and sympathy are not in conflict, and it can even be said that the well water does not violate the river water.
Ye Bei didn't say a word, and slapped him on the head again, causing the Mediterranean waves to stack, and said sharply: "Old man, are you cursing me for getting cancer?"
The third uncle smiled, and sorted out the seagrass in the Mediterranean Sea with his withered right hand, and at this moment he really wanted to dance a piece of Douyin: seaweed, seaweed, seaweed......
"Beep! Mu Shuang is critically attacked by the King of Force, -95......"
"My name is Mu Zhongfa, may I ask what is the name of the little brother?" the third uncle asked politely.
"Third uncle, his name is Ye Bei. Mu Shuang was afraid that Ye Bei would be rude again, so he hurriedly helped him answer.
"Ye Bei, good name. Mu Zhongfa nodded and said, "Little brother, are you interested in studying medicine with me?"
"Not interested. Ye Bei shook his hand bluntly.
"I can give you a certain amount of compensation, such as 50,000 yuan a month. Mu Zhongfa said tentatively, "Or more." “
"Uh...... I have a great interest in medicine, strictly speaking, my ancestor is a descendant of Li Shizhen, the family origin is still quite deep, to the end of the Ming Dynasty and the beginning of the Qing Dynasty, the ancestor really liked to study medicine too much, so he simply changed his surname to Ye, and the leaves are all medicines, well, I think that's it......" Ye Bei casually made up a paragraph, his heart was pounding, it was 50,000 a month, I had never seen so much money in my life.
"Beep! Mu Shuang is Critical Hit by the Forced King -25......"
"Beep! Mu Zhongfa was hit by the Forced King Critical Attack -37......"
"Ye Bei, the college entrance examination is coming soon, can you really squeeze out time?" Mu Shuang asked seriously.
"No problem, Mr. Lu Xun had a famous saying when he was studying medicine, time is like milk + groove, no, like water in a sponge, there will always be squeezing. Ye Bei rambled casually, remembering that Mr. Lu Xun did say this, but the ghost knows when he said it.
"Are you sure?" asked Mu Shuang.
Well, this forced pretend, Ye Bei said helplessly: "Then I'll come back after the college entrance examination." “
"Okay, after all, the future is the most important thing. Mu Zhong laughed.
Ye Bei was about to leave, but after thinking about it, this old man would not regret it in a month, no, he had to give a certificate of nomination before he could appear sincere.
"System, use 1000 points to force the king achievement, help me improve the force of this pill. “
"Beep! Consume 1000 points to force the king to achieve, get a yellow-level low-grade miscellaneous medicine, anti-cancer +1000% ......"
A warm current flowed out of the dantian, passed through the arm, and entered the pill in the palm of the palm, and the black pill in the palm suddenly glowed with a hint of pale yellow glow.
Ye Bei spent almost all of his achievements to increase the anti-cancer ability of this medicine by 10 times, in order to get the 50,000 a month of high-paying jobs.
He's short of money now, he's desperately short of money!
"Expert comrade, this medicine is the strongest anti-cancer among all pills, more than ten times that of several other pills, you should study it first, and I will come to you when I have time." Ye Bei smiled shamelessly.
"Okay, I'll study it. Mu Zhongfa agreed.
Ye Bei took three steps, turned his head and waved his hand to the expert old comrade, "Goodbye." “
Ye Bei took five steps, turned his head again and waved his hand to the old comrade of the expert, "See you later." “
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