Chapter 002 to Chapter 004 Xiao Lotus showed her sharp corners, and a goddess had already stood up
Ye Bei opened his eyes, and the whole world was different.
He now sees the world more than four times clearer than he did when he wore glasses, and everything in the classroom is crystal clear.
Looking ahead, he could see Ms. Li's dandruff on the podium, the first row of hairs as small as the pores of her classmates, and even the words on her homework book were clearly visible.
Looking back, he could see the mosquitoes in the dustpan, the ants on the wall, and the boogers that had been twisting in the hands of the fat man.
"It's so clear!" Ye Bei exclaimed, "Good steel is finally used on the blade, with these glasses, do you still have to worry about exams in the future?"
Thinking of this, Ye Bei couldn't help laughing.
"Ye Bei, what are you doing? Everyone is studying on their own, it doesn't matter if you don't study, please don't affect others, it's not terrible to be a rat, it's terrible to spoil someone else's good porridge." "Teacher Li is a Chinese teacher, and he scolds people with a little literary style, and he really doesn't look down on a bad student like Ye Bei.
"Teacher, I'm reciting poems, and I'm not influencing others. Ye Bei stood up and casually made up a nonsense.
"Reciting poems?" Teacher Li couldn't help but sneer, "What kind of poem, so funny." “
"Taizu's Qinyuan Spring-Snow, the teacher just mentioned this poem today, so I reviewed it. "One nonsense will be fulfilled with ten nonsense.
"You have a heart. Teacher Li scoffed, and secretly scolded him for deceiving ghosts, "Okay, then you can recite it to everyone." “
"Okay, the scenery of the northern country, thousands of miles of ice, thousands of miles of snow drifting......" Ye Bei still admires Taizu's poem very much, and it can be said that he can recite it backwards.
"How do you feel about this poem?"
"I don't feel anything, I think this situation, Mao Xiaoru must be the most touched. “
Teacher Li looked at Mao Xiaoru and saw that her face was very embarrassed, because her desk was full of broken layers of dandruff, which was like a snowstorm.
"Ye Bei!" Teacher Li almost shouted, "This week's unified examination, if you fail the Chinese again, I will tear down your bones!"
"Teacher Li rest assured, I am still quite talented in Chinese, I didn't play because I didn't think it was the best time, now it's only a month before the college entrance examination, I don't pretend, I have a showdown, I think it's time for me to show my true strength. Ye Bei said shamelessly.
Hearing this, the whole class looked at Ye Bei.
Teacher Li laughed out loud, "Ye Bei, are you here to be funny?"
"In the past, everyone may have misunderstood me a little, I don't blame everyone, after all, it's my fault, it's me who is too low-key, I do my own thing, and I don't take into account the collective sense of honor of the class, everyone rest assured, in the last month, I will definitely make the eighth class of high school proud of me!"
“……“
"Beep! Li Qin was attacked by the King of Force, -77 ......"
"Beep! Mao Xiaoru was forced to hit the king critically -49......"
"Beep! Qu Li is forced to be hit by the king crit -56......"
"Beep! Zhou Tong is forced to be hit by the king crit -65......"
……
The system prompt sound "beep beep" kept ringing, and Ye Bei felt like an initiation, and his whole body was extremely comfortable.
Teacher Li looked at Ye Bei speechlessly, "Sit down, anyone can brag, and look at your results in the unified examination this week." “
"Thank you for your trust. Ye Beiduan sat down upright.
After sitting down, Ye Bei's head buzzed loudly, and he almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, although this force just now pretended to be energetic enough, it seemed that he had forgotten an important thing.
That is the ranking of the examination room during the unified examination.
Jingzhou No. 1 Middle School has a special rule, that is, the position of this exam is determined by the previous exam, 1 to 30 students are in the first examination room, 31 to 60 students are in the second examination room, and so on, and the last 30 students are in the last examination room.
Due to Ye Bei's absence from the unified examination last week, his score was zero, and he could only rank last in the last examination room this week, and the entire examination room was the top scumbag in Jingzhou No. 1.
And the confidence to pretend to be forced just now comes completely from this pair of glasses, I thought I could rely on this pair of high-quality glasses to synthesize everyone's results, but now I am resting B, I really want to buy a piece of tofu and kill myself.
After struggling for a long time, the bell for evening self-study finally rang.
Ye Bei packed up his things and was about to go back to the dormitory, when he suddenly heard someone calling him.
"Ye Bei, your girlfriend is coming to you. One of the classmates shouted.
"Girlfriend?" Ye Bei was stunned for a moment, and saw a figure in a folding short skirt beckoning to him at the door, it was Mu Shuang, and hurriedly ran over.
"Is there an appointment at night?" Zhou Dahai, the violent tooth brother, looked at Ye Bei and Mu Shuang in disbelief, and he didn't believe that these two people would be together.
"Hmm. Ye Bei nodded, "Classmate Mu Shuang wants to accompany me to the hospital to see why you don't do it." “
"Uh...... Do you want to see it?" Zhou Dahai opened two rows of violent teeth in disbelief and looked at Ye Bei blankly.
"Yes, the English name is erection disturbance, referred to as ED, I don't think there is much of a problem, the last few days are quite good, but Mu Shuang doesn't listen. Ye Bei shrugged his shoulders and said he was very helpless.
Mu Shuang's face was blue and white for a while, but he didn't refute Ye Bei's words, because what he said was all the truth.
Zhou Dahai looked at Mu Shuang's expression, even if he didn't believe it, he believed it for three points now.
"Beep! Zhou Dahai was attacked by the King of Force-285......"
"Dizzy. Hearing this number, Ye Bei was also shocked, "Brother Tyrant is not lightly injured, shouldn't he vomit blood." “
"Goodbye. Zhou Dahai turned his head with a gloomy face and left.
"Beep! Zhou Dahai was attacked by the King of Force-223......"
"Beep! Zhou Dahai was attacked by the king of the king - 173 ......"
"Beep! Zhou Dahai was attacked by the King of Force-101......"
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Brother Tyrant continues to be hurt, Ye Bei understands that this kid has always had a crush on Mu Shuang, and now he is afraid that his heart is dripping blood, and he has made a lot of money by hitting the right one.
Mu Shuang pursed her lips and said, "If you say this, it is easy for others to misunderstand. “
"Yes, did I say something wrong just now?" Ye Bei pretended to be stupid.
"It's okay, my dad's driver was waiting for us at the door. Mu Shuang was a little helpless.
Waiting for Mu Shuang's car was a very low-key 12-cylinder Volkswagen Phoeon, parked quietly in the corner, as if wishing the world had forgotten about it.
The car drove to the best private hospital in Jingzhou, Mugongli Hospital.
It was already ten o'clock in the evening, and the hospital outpatient clinic had long been closed, and there were still some doctors on duty at their posts.
Mu Shuang took Ye Bei into the elevator, and the elevator went straight to the top floor.
"I'll take you to meet my third uncle, who used to be the director of this hospital, a professor at Jingzhou University, and the most famous Chinese medicine expert in Jingzhou......" Mu Shuang said a long list of titles, "Don't worry, he will definitely cure you." “
Ye Bei really wanted to say that he was not sick, but things had come to this point, and he could only bite the bullet to meet the old Chinese medicine doctor, hoping that he would not fool himself into circumcision.
The elevator stops on the 66th floor.
"Here we are, come with me. Mu Shuang took Ye Bei through a corridor and walked to a Chinese patent medicine research room.
I saw an old man with glasses and gray hair sitting quietly in front of the microscope, as if he was looking at something, and his body exuded the breath of an old scholar.
"Third uncle. “
Hearing Mu Shuang's shout, the old man turned his head, "Shuang'er, why are you here?"
"Third uncle, I have a classmate who was scratched and wanted you to help him take a look. Mu Shuang's voice was as thin as a mosquito's groan.
"Which part was scratched?" the third uncle asked.