"Hello friends from the United States!" A middle-aged man who looks even more handsome than David Beckham appears on the screen. He had dark chestnut hair, and his blue eyes had a hint of melancholy and a hint of domineering.

The facial features are sharp and angular, and there is a magnetic voice. The moment they saw him, many people who were watching the video were stunned. They subconsciously asked, "Who is this handsome guy?"

"That's right, I think you all want to know who I am?" Shuai Dum in the video has a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth: "I can tell you, I am Doom! Yes, many people have never seen my true face under the iron mask. ”

"I'm sure many of you have watched ABC and BBC Tyrant's Road lately, right? There's a story in it that says yes, I was disfigured. And now I'm looking like again. In the video, Doom looks triumphant.

But Dom and Li Jie had a heated argument before. It was the first week of the documentary, and Doom was so angry that he said, "I'm going to blow up the director, producer and investor who made the film!"

Li Jie patted him on the back and said, "Calm down, Dr. Doom." Calm down. That's a good thing for us. ”

"What a XXXX!" Dom is a swear word, don't think that those in high positions don't swear.

"I'm serious, and that's a good thing indeed. Because through this documentary, everyone will know about your disfigurement. And it seems that the producers and directors still have a good grasp of the heat, at least their films are quite impressive, aren't they? At least they didn't hack you, they just told you about your past experiences. Although the conclusion may not be correct, their call is good, resist school bullying. ”

Li Jie motioned to Doom to calm down and not think about blowing something up every day.

"Hack me, they dare!" Dom snorted.

Li Jie spread his hands: "Yes, they really don't dare." Because they know you're going to blow them up in the sky. You see that the BBC is dark every day, and Black Latvia, which China does not dare to blatantly intimidate, will know your intimidating power. Well, don't be angry, your prestige is still there. ”

"I just think it's good for us, it's a good thing. Because this documentary has high ratings, everyone knows that you are disfigured. And then you're putting your handsome appearance on TV!You're talking about X beautiful products, do you think about the effect of this promotion?!" Li Jie's eyes sparkled.

"Then show your domineering ruthlessness! Think about it, thousands of girls will go crazy for you. They like this kind of domineering series the most, and even "Fifty Shades of Grey" and movies have countless fans. I think you'll do better. I have an artist named Pure White, and he is very good at drawing this kind of comics. ”

"You are handsome now, and you have the capital to be whitewashed (Dum: Ah? What does being handsome have to do with whitewashing? Li Jie: Handsome is right, right). I can let Chunbai produce a complete set of comics for you in the "Domineering Monarch - Doom" series, as long as you authorize your copyright to me!" Li Jie said very sincerely, as if he was just thinking about Doom: "Then you can start to whitewash and become a good person!"

Doom flatly refused: "No! I think it's better to be a supervillain." After speaking, Doom glanced at Li Jie: "Actually, your personal comics should start drawing the blackened and depraved parts of you, and if you become a villain, the sales of your comics will probably be better." ”

Li Jie shook his head: "But unfortunately, I am a good person." ”

Doom: "Huh. ”

"Okay, back to business, you have a point. But my authority should not be challenged in this way. If someone uses me as a clown, as a guarantee that they will increase their ratings, then they will have to pay the price!"

Li Jie shook his head: "Dr. Doom, not all problems need to be solved by explosions. While I admit that explosions are a beautiful art, we can deal with the issue of your prestige with another, better art. ”

Doom bowed: "You say." ”

Li Jie compared the direction of the United States: "Once again, the United States will be webcast nationwide. ”

Doom tilted his head: "What are you talking about?"

Li Jie smiled: "Do everything you can, crazy to laugh at the Americans, ridicule, sarcasm, curse, curse." Use the most vicious, hurtful words of everything you can imagine to attack those fat Americans!"

"Huh?" Durm almost fell out of his seat, he staggered to his feet, and at the same time looked at Li Jie incredulously and said, "Are you really an American?"

"From a nationality and legal point of view, it should be. Li Jie said with certainty.

Doom gritted his teeth: "Do you know how many fat people there are in the United States? Half of the adults are overweight, and a third have a tendency to be obese! Do you know what happens to laughing at them?" (In the weight scale, obesity is higher than overweight.) ）

Li Jie said confidently: "They will be very unhappy." ”

"Aha, you know. Doom raised an eyebrow.

Li Jie pointed at Dom and said with a happy smile: "But isn't this interesting? Don't you want to laugh at the Americans like crazy?

Dum honestly faced the inner inquiry and replied: "I will feel very good!"

"That's good, what are you waiting for?"

"Wait, but what about the producer and director?"

"If only you blamed this documentary for all the motives of laughing at these fat people. Because of this documentary, you cut off the public network in the United States, and then start the group ridicule mode. Didn't they say that you were bullied and that you were going to bully others now? Then you should bully back now! Scold all the fat people in the United States and cry, and then let them go to the director's trouble!" Li Jie said his plan with ease.

Dum suddenly realized: "I see!" Then he couldn't help but give a thumbs up to Li Jie and said, "You still have a way!"

Li Jie said modestly: "Where, where, general." ”

So now in the United States, when all the Americans who were receiving Doom's signal and watching Doom's video were surprised that Doom was not an ugly bastard, Doom spoke.

"Hello, American friends, fat people. What are you doing now? Sitting in front of the TV with fried chicken, Coke and popcorn watching a reality show? Or are you curled up on the sofa and playing with your phone just after eating like a fat pig in a pigsty? Do you look down and see the fat on your belly? Pile it up and put down a McDonald's children's meal on the table? Or is your neck blocking your view of looking down?"

Taunt fire has just begun.