Chapter 404: Full Fire

Doom's first sentence already started a kind of mockery, and this was just the beginning. Next, he will show the world what the art of mockery is.

"I guess the extra flesh on your neck has blocked your bowing movements, right? Does someone want to throw their shoes at me? Just like they did to the previous president of the United States? Give up, you can't play with your waist at all, let alone throw shoes at me after untying your shoes!"

Doom taunted everyone with a handsome face, and became more and more mean: "Oh yes, I think I was wrong. Do you need to tie your shoes? No, you don't have to, you don't get out of bed anyway, do you? Of course, if you wear shoes, you don't choose to wear shoes with laces, do you?"

"I guess I wear slippers and shoes with Velcro fastening. Come to think of it, you probably can't do the daunting task of squatting on the ground and tying your shoes, right? Or do you need a babysitter to do this for you? Do you fat people also need someone to feed you? Because you're so fat and fat, you can't even touch your mouth with your hands?"

Doom used his life to ridicule the fat Americans. And in the Illuminati at the Venus base, the bigwigs are confused.

Captain Rogers looked at Li Jie with a puzzled expression and asked, "This is what you call plans and tactics? Mocking fat people? Does this count as bullying and discrimination?"

Li Jie thought for a while: "It shouldn't be counted, it's all acting, isn't it? And in the end, won't we provide a way out?"

Professor Charles touched his bald head and subconsciously asked, "He wrote all these speeches of Doom?"

"Otherwise, did I write it?" replied.

Dr. Hank pushed his black-rimmed glasses and said, "It's not impossible." ”

Li Jie rolled his eyes: "Come on, about how to pull hatred, Dum is definitely an ancestor-level figure." He's a knight with a full taunt skill in the game!Our organization really needs such a person, and I think we should officially recruit him into the Illuminati after a while. ”

"And then let him taunt us at the meeting?" Tony felt like he couldn't stand the taunts of Doom on TV. He turned his head and said, "This taunt is a little too powerful. If I was fat, I wouldn't be able to stand it. ”

As he said this, Tony turned to look at Thor, who was laughing while watching the TV with a packet of potato chips and a bottle of Coke.

He said heartlessly, "Ahaha! I never knew Doom was such an interesting person." He's swearing at a much better level than Gordon Ramsay in Hell's Kitchen! If he starts a show, he will definitely be popular. ”

Li Jie has a black line: "Hell's Kitchen is a chef show, you just watch Gordon swear?"

Thor waved his hand, "Isn't Hell's Kitchen just about swearing? ”

Tony walked up to Thor and encouraged, "Don't you think Doom is scolding you for saying this, haven't you thought to teach him a lesson?"

However, the salted tortothunder god did not feel anything and said: "He is talking about the American fat man, and I am not the American fat man." I'm the fat man of Asgard, not me. Besides, I can get skinny at any time. Alaska casually half lay on the ottoman, stretching his big belly.

"Stirring failed. Li Jie patted Tony on the shoulder and said, "After Doom has teased all the fat people in the United States, I think we need the CEO of Dawning Technology to turn the tide." You want to give a glimmer of hope to those fat people who have lost hope in life. ”

Tony bared his teeth: "I know it's part of the plan, but is it really good to get in right away?"

"Why is it bad? Li Jie was a little puzzled.

However, Captain America Rogers helped him clear his doubts: "Because our Tony is afraid that he will have another title, such as [Fat Savior] or something." ”

"This nickname is good!" Li Jie slapped his face and said excitedly: "There is no title better than this now." Dr. Hank, let's go first. Let's study it first, and then after Doom's speech, a wave of Internet water army offensive will begin, with the title of "Fat Savior", which will make waves on the whole network. I already have a great idea to center Tony Stark and Dawning Tech and then have them come out on strong in a savior fashion. This will better improve our plans, you can hear me ............"

Li Jie pulled Dr. Hank out of the conference room first, and they went to work out the plan for the next series of propaganda campaigns.

Tony Stark looked at the two who left with his mouth slightly open, and then turned to look at Captain Rogers: "Captain!" Tony's voice was a little angry.

Rogers was helpless: "That, what, I just said it casually." I really didn't guess that would inspire him. ”

Thor laughed heartlessly on the side: "Hahahaha! In the future, Doom can become the [Fat Man Predator] and then Tony Stark will be the [Fat Savior]!hahaha!"

Tony glared at Thor angrily and snarled, "Shut up!

Thor glanced at Tony and shouted, "Hammer!"

A big battle between Thor and Iron Man is on the verge of breaking out.

The picture returns to the United States.

Doom's crazy taunt continued frantically: "Yes, you said I was bullied by the school, and then I want to take revenge now? Okay, then I'll take revenge now." The United States, the largest fat cell on the planet. I don't know why you're going to go to the trouble of getting the oil fields in the Middle East in the first place?"

"Don't you know? So many people died for the sake of oil, so much money was wasted. Why don't you just take the oil from these fat people? You have too much fat to use up anyway! In the end, it doesn't do anything except to burn a little more violently when you send them for cremation. ”

The president of the White House opened his mouth wide as he looked down at the flesh on his stomach. He was a little overweight, and Doom's sarcasm was a stab in his heart.

For a moment, the thought of His Excellency the President was whether to simply start a war against Latvia and kill Doom.

And in the National Cyber Security Center, the scene is no longer controllable.

The director of the security center shouted, "Calm down, calm down!" but it didn't work, and the scene was already furious.

"TMD! How dare you say that, and even hack into our network and hijack the country's public network! I can't bear it! I'm going to counterattack the Latvian network, who is with me?!"

"Me!" "I'll go!" "Count me in!"

Don't blame this group of programmers for being so excited, because of the profession. Many security center programmers spend eight to ten hours a day in front of a computer. Sitting in a chair for a long time and not being able to move, plus many people are not eating very healthy. Therefore, half of the programmers in the cyber security center are overweight, and at least one-fifth can be counted as fat.

Doom's taunt ignited the flame of hatred in their hearts, and for many years, no one had dared to mock the fat man like this. Does this guy want to die!

Especially since he hijacked the public network, and now everyone is helpless against him, no matter where he goes, he sees that channel.

Just when everyone was excited and wanted to counterattack the Latvian network, a news came: "FXXK!

Well, what else can you do if you unplug the cable?

"Go to the White House Petition Wall and ask our troops to teach Doom a lesson!" "Go and go!" Well, the programmers have found another way to vent.

In Times Square, William was trying to keep his passengers in the back seat calm: "Sir, calm down, calm down! This is my taxi, if you break anything, I will call the police." ”

The three-hundred-and-fifty-pound strong man in the back row pointed angrily to the outside of the car: "See for yourself what the police are doing?!"

Thirty meters away, two patrolling New York police officers angrily threw their doughnuts and cappuccino on the ground. Well, these are also two policemen who are seriously overweight. Fat cops are common in the United States, especially when cops are generally able to eat free donuts.

Doom's speech continued.

"You stupid pigs, don't you like to watch that documentary? Don't you think I'm ugly? Aren't people laughing at me on the Internet for deserving to be bullied?" said Doom arrogantly.

"Now keep your pig eyes open and see who is Loser! yes, my countenance is restored. It's not like you can never lose the fat on you. I am a winner, and you are all losers. Let's see who will be bullied in the future!"

"Did you watch the live broadcast of President Keti in Tuvalu? yes, they studied a great gene that can lose weight. Latvia will introduce it and use it for my allies. We will eliminate all the fat and excess fat. ”

Here Durm said disdainfully: "But you, hehe, you should hold your fat for the rest of your life." Hahaha!"