Chapter 1: My First Kiss
Haizhou is located in the southernmost point, the outline resembles an oval big pear, the terrain is low and flat all around, the middle is towering, it is a dome mountain terrain, descending step by step to the periphery, and is composed of mountains, hills, terraces, plains and other landforms. It has a tropical maritime monsoon climate, which is warm and hot throughout the year, and has abundant rainfall.
On the outskirts of Haizhou, on a field of ......
"When the sun comes out, I climb the pole, I climb the pole and I touch the wire, who knows that I touched the high-voltage line, and I am covered in black smoke, hey, roar, roar, ......roar,
A gong-like sound, in the void of the suburbs in the early morning, kept echoing and circling, especially harsh......
"I said, Xiao Langlang, don't sing all the day, just your voice, and then call the she-wolf in a while! You came to help me repair the line, there is no penny, it is a voluntary labor service. Don't really respond to your song, the high-voltage line will break your girl, and the cremation money is left, but Lao Tzu still has to spend money to buy you a life box!"
A big man with a height of more than 1.87 meters, a big waist and a round waist, fat and strong, looked up at the man who was climbing the telephone pole above, and shouted.
"Yin Fatty, close your mouth, don't be so blind, just your belly, stand up straight, you can't see your second brother's goods, or you come, I'll go down." After the man on the pole finished speaking, he quickly slipped down.
"Hey, I said Xiao Langlang, don't come down, you have to climb so high with all your might, it's the right thing to check the line quickly, the motherland and the people are waving their hands and praying for you in the distance!
The big man below nodded and bowed again and again to the man who was slipping down the telephone pole.
"Grass, fatty, you don't have to give me a there!" After the man on the pole finished speaking, he stopped his body suddenly, and then used his hands and feet together, and quickly climbed to the top of the pole, carefully examining each line.
On a summer morning, the sun was blazing, and there was not a trace of breeze blowing. The suburbs are empty, and there is no place to escape the heat and enjoy the coolness, the fat and strong man on the ground will sweat for a while, his clothes are soaked, and then he took off his sunglasses from the neckline and put them on his eyes, and from the waistband of his pants behind his back, he took out a black fully automatic folding umbrella, opened it to cover the dazzling sunlight above his head, and looked up at the man on the telephone pole above......
The man was busy on the telephone pole for a long time, and after checking that all the wiring was fine, he used his hands and feet to slide down from it easily and agilely.
"Xiao Langlang, you have worked hard for your old man, you are still young and good, your physical fitness and energy are all B! That is like me, old man, I can't compare to you young people! Alas......" The fat and strong man, with a huge belly, looked at the man who approached him, and his big eyes like copper bells were undoubtedly revealed.
"Yin Fatty, we are the same age, and you have a birthday a little older than me, what are you talking about with me standing here! I, Nima, you are a big man, and you also have a parasol, you are planning to take care of your skin and take care of it properly, why are you looking for a place to make a cameo appearance as a cowherd?" After the man finished speaking, he kicked Yin Fat's fat ass.
"Grass, fuck your uncle, why is your girl's mouth so damaged! Lao Tzu didn't hold an umbrella in advance, waiting to shade you, I'm afraid you're hot!" Yin Fat yelled.
"Okay, okay, let's come out before dawn, it's almost early in the morning, I don't have to eat breakfast, go back to eat first, ah...... Hahaha......" After the man finished speaking, he grinned and hugged Yin Fatzi's neck, and walked towards the tool cart parked not far away.
Yin Fatzi sat in the car, turned on the air conditioner to the maximum air volume, adjusted the temperature to the lowest degree, and went down with one foot on the accelerator, and the tool car instantly made a roaring sound, whistling towards the asphalt road in front.
The man sat in the co-pilot, took out half a box of crumpled cigarettes and lighters from his trouser pocket, lit two cigarettes, and stuffed one into the mouth of the fat man, and then took a deep breath, and the small half of the cigarette turned into ashes......
In the smoke, the man looked like he was about twenty years old, with a carved face with distinct features, and an angular face that was unusually handsome. With a tall nose, thin lips, and sword-like eyebrows flying diagonally into a few strands of black hair under the corners of the sideburns, the facial contours are impeccable. A pair of eyes are like a pool of secluded pools, bottomless, and the complexion is slightly darker and bronze due to long-term sun exposure.
"Time flies so fast, the old man has been out for more than half a month, he should be back soon!" Yin Fat held the steering wheel with his left hand, took the cigarette in his mouth with his right hand, and turned his head to look at the man.
"I don't know, when he left, he left a letter, saying that he was going out to run errands, and he would come back in half a month, and if he was slow, he might not believe it, so I should stay at home and wait for him to come back. The man threw the cigarette holder behind the window and lit another cigarette.
"Since the old man had a car accident a year ago, you have been taking a break from school at home, driving a taxi, running a truck, and going to other people's repair shops as an apprentice, which is with me to the field to maintain the line, you have not learned less, all say that the children of poor families are early in the house, this sentence in your body, it is really confirmed. Wu Lang, you are such a good boy, if I were a woman, I would have given up my life and pounced on you!"
"Fuck off your eggs! If you were a woman, Lao Tzu wouldn't dare to marry you! Just your tonnage, with big shoulders and round waist, and generally thick up and down, the beauties of other people are full of legs below the chest, delicate and clear, gourd-shaped! You are a girl who has stripped off her clothes, and you can't find your waist, and one calf is thicker than Lao Tzu's arms, if you really want to marry you, you will be killed by your ass a long time ago!" Wu Lang looked at Yin Fat and scolded with a smile.
Ga...... Ga...... Ga......
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The strange laughter of the two echoed in the car for a long time, and the car sped on the open road in the suburbs......
Wu Lang and Yin Fatzi ate something casually at a small restaurant on the side of the road, and then drove to Haizhou......
There was a faint rumbling of thunder in the distant sky, the sun was shining just now, and the sky under the scorching sun was instantly overcast, covering the sky and the sun, and the thunder was rolling in the thick clouds, as if it was tightly surrounded by the dense layers of clouds and could not struggle, and the voice was dull and dull. Lightning in the distant sky, above the black clouds like broken cotton wool, hula hula flickering, east and west, emitting dazzling white light, like a long sword, stabbing the dark clouds in the sky left and right......
The majestic rain instantly poured down from the sky like a waterfall, and the ground became a stream in an instant, and the rain was still increasing, and the whole sky was full of thunder, which shook people's ears numbly, and the electric rays turned into a tooth shape, hitting the sky from time to time, thunder rumbled, lightning flashed, the whole sky seemed to be on fire, lightning and thunder kept accompanying the rain, the flowers and trees outside the car window swayed, and some small trees had been uprooted and fell crookedly on the side of the road. Some pedestrians outside were struggling to move forward, and the visibility outside the car windows was less than 10 meters......
"Fatty, just leave me on the side of the road. Wu Lang looked at the pouring rain outside the car window.
"Your place is so shabby, maybe it's going to leak rain, so come with me to live in the city. Yin Fat said.
"No, I still have to go back, there are some things at home that can't be soaked in the rain, and when my father leaves, I will explain it. Wu Lang shook his head.
"Then it's up to you!" Yin Fat Man finished speaking, and stopped the car at the nearest intersection to his house.
Wu Lang quickly opened the car door and ran home in a hurry, braving the storm.
This is a bungalow area, which has been in disrepair for several years, and I heard that it will soon be demolished to build a high-end community.
Surrounded by high-rise buildings over thirty storeys, this bungalow area looks out of place, like a well-dressed rich man standing next to a ragged beggar.
Wu Lang rushed to the door of the house, took out the key, and hurriedly opened the door, because it was blocked by a high-rise building, and it happened to be a rainstorm today, there was hardly a trace of light in the house, as if it was night.
Wu Lang habitually reached out to touch the power switch on the wall, and suddenly a tingling sensation spread throughout his body in an instant......
"Leakage! Damn, how can the power switch at home leak? I seem to be touching a wire in my hand, not a power switch!"
Wu Lang's mind flashed, and then his body trembled, and he tried his best to fall to the ground, trying to get rid of the wire in his hand......
With a "bang", Wu Lang was thrown face down on the ground, and the smell of wet earth on the brick surface and the sharp pain in the bridge of his nose were mixed with his brain......
Wu Lang's body was still trembling slightly involuntarily, twitching, his whole body was extremely stiff, he panted hard, trying to relieve the uncomfortable feeling of chest tightness, but all this was not up to him at all, and gradually his eyes were demented, his eyes were half-squinted, lying on the ground at the door, and he didn't move......
An extremely subtle, but brilliant white light suddenly flashed behind Wu Lang's head, illuminating the entire living room, slowly wandering around him: from head to toe, from top to bottom, it took a full five minutes before the white light suddenly disappeared into his head and disappeared.
After a long time......
"Senior Brother Sha...... Senior Brother Sha......"
Wu Lang heard the scream, rolled his dull eyes, and saw the big fat face of the fat man, almost touching his face, and he was shouting incessantly.
"Senior Brother Sha, you finally woke up, thanks to your fat man coming in time, if it weren't for your mobile phone falling into my car, I would have sent it to you, your kid would really have braided hair this time!"
Wu Lang moved for a while, his body was still a little stiff and sore, and he slowly sat up from the bed and shook his head.
"Lao Tzu was just about to enter the door, and I saw you falling to the ground, and there were still sparks on the wall next to you, so I knew that there was a leakage, so I quickly turned off the main power gate outside, and then carried you to the bed.
"What are you talking about, Fat Yin, the artificial respiration you gave me?" Wu Lang turned his head sharply and glared at Fat Yin.
"Yes, your old bungalow, it's raining so hard, who will come! Of course, the fat man will serve you for free!" Yin Fat looked at Duan Xiaotuo seriously.
"I'm grass for your uncle! You dead fat man, a big fat pig who should be cut with a thousand cuts, my first kiss ......"
Wu Lang stood up suddenly, stretched out his arms, looked up at the roof, and roared violently......