"Stop, stop, stop! Don't shout! I said, Senior Brother Sha, are you crying and grabbing the ground like this? If the fat man hadn't been for the sake of the two of us being Lao Tie, if he had changed someone else and given me a million, the fat man would not have saved him and given him artificial respiration! You are still selling well here when you get cheap, show off!" Yin Fat Man covered Wu Lang's mouth and yelled.

Wu Lang slammed away the fat hand of the fat man, glared at him angrily, and said loudly: "Lao Tzu would rather die than save me from your dead fat pig!"

"What the hell, Senior Brother Sha, what do you want? Now that the wood is in the boat, the nail is in place, and the matter is already like this. Otherwise, the fat man lies on the bed, closes his huge beautiful eyes, and you can kiss it back!" After Yin Fat finished speaking, he fell on the bed, closed his eyes, and pouted his fat lips.

"Fuck off your eggs, hurry up and sit up, look at your cheap appearance!" Wu Lang kicked the fat man's leg, and then hurriedly ran into the bathroom, rinsed his mouth, brushed his teeth and washed his face.

Yin Fat Man lay on the bed, lit a cigarette, closed his eyes, and inhaled vigorously in a big gulp, living a smoking addiction.

"I'm Nima, what's going on, alas, I'm grassy, why is my hair like this!" Wu Lang was in the bathroom, looking at himself in the mirror in a daze, and yelled.

"You kid is really a big life, the fat man originally wanted to send you to the hospital, but seeing that you can't breathe, I'm afraid that if you don't get to the hospital, you will die." I'll give you a "two-person qi transfer method" first, I didn't expect that after you woke up, there was nothing on your body, just a hairstyle, you are really blessed!" Yin Fat sat up from the bed, walked to the door of the bathroom, leaned against the door frame, and looked at Wu Lang narrowly.

From the hairline of the forehead, all the way to the middle of the upper part of the head, the light is shining, there is not a single hair, the edge of the ear extends to the back of the head for a circle, the hair is rich, but it is all curly, the small curly is twisted, just like the tin foil perm in the hairdresser, this hairstyle is a realistic version of Sha Wujing!

Wu Lang looked at himself in the mirror, grinned, bared his teeth, leaned over and took out an electric razor from the cabinet below, and was about to shave all his hair.

"Senior Brother Sha, and move slowly, the body is skinny, and the parents are affected. This way to escort the master to the West Heaven to learn the scriptures, you can't do without you who is burdensome and hard-working! Wait until the West Heaven Da Lei Yin Temple, where my Buddha came from, after you are crowned as a golden-bodied Arhat, it is not too late to shave your hair, and I hope that Senior Brother Sha will consider it carefully and think twice before acting!" Yin Fat Man grabbed Wu Lang's wrist and looked at him with sincere and sincere eyes.

"Dead fatty, I'll go to your uncle's! You're really watching too many Journey to the West TV series, no matter how cheap you are, believe it or not, when you get drunk one day, I'll make your second brother a white tiger!" Wu Lang broke free from Yin Fat's big fat hand and scolded.

Ha...... Ha...... Ha......

Yin Fat Man burst into laughter, sitting on the sofa in the living room, and kept patting his big belly.

"Dead fat man come in, help me shave the hair in the back, remember, don't break that sarcoma!" Wu Lang shouted outside the bathroom door.

Yin Fat Man still laughed, walked in, looked at Wu Lang who was bowing down and bowing his head, took the electric razor in his hand, and helped him shave it in three strokes and five by two.

", Xiao Langlang, the sarcoma at the back of your head is gone, it can't be electrified!" Yin Fat looked at the back of Wu Lang's head in surprise.

Wu Lang hurriedly stood up, touching the right side of the back of his head with his hand, the original walnut-sized, red-red sarcoma has been covered by dense hair, this will really be gone, smooth and smooth.

Wu Lang frowned slightly, touched the back of his head, and looked at himself in the mirror, as if he was thinking about something.

"Cough, cough! White Dragon Horse, hey, hey, the hooves are facing west, hey, hey, carrying Tang Sanzang and following the apprentices, throwing, throwing, throwing, throwing, taking the ...... from the west" Yin Fatzi faked his voice, learned the pronunciation of the children, and sang with his hands dancing.

"Dead fat man, what are you singing blindly! How old are you, you still sing nursery rhymes, aren't you naïve?" Wu Lang squinted at Yin Fat Man and interrupted his singing.

"I said Xiao Langlang, as soon as you shave your hair, you will change from Sha Wujing to a royal brother in an instant! Alas...... It's a pity that my man's body is a man, I can only look at the ocean and sigh, I can't do it, God is unfair, God is unfair!" Yin Fat looked at Duan Xiaotu, and beat his chest and said.

"Fat Yin, God has given you a snake spear, do you have to use it as a shit-stirring stick?" Wu Lang touched his bare skull, tilted his head, and held a cigarette in his mouth, looking at Fat Yin.

"Hey, hey, hey! The fat man is just saying, we don't have that sexual fetish. Xiao Lang Lang, you don't want to guess!" Yin Fat looked at Wu Lang with a little embarrassment and smiled.

Wu Lang walked to the door and looked carefully at the power switch......

"Xiao Langlang, when you were in a coma, I had already seen the power switch, it was aging and in disrepair, the shell fell off, and the insulation and protective layer on the surface of the wiring inside was also oxidized, your house is too old!" Yin Fat Man walked over and said in a deep voice.

Wu Lang nodded, turned around and sat on the sofa, puffed on his cigarette vigorously, and was silent in thought.

"Thanks to your luck this time, people can't have the goddess of luck to protect them every time, you first pack up the important things at home and move to live with me. Yin Fat looked at Wu Lang.

Wu Lang took a puff of cigarette, threw the cigarette holder to the ground, stepped on it with his foot, nodded, then got up, packed up some clothes, put some books, calligraphy and paintings, and a palm-sized iron box into the trolley box, and walked out of the room with Yin Fatzi, locked the door, walked to the car parked at the intersection, and headed towards the city.

The storm comes quickly, and it goes fast, it will already be raining and the sky is clear, although it is almost evening, but the sun is still hanging high, the scorching sun is on the head, just a rainbow in the sky after the rain, floating in the sky, looking so beautiful, making people reverie infinitely.

Wu Lang didn't say a word since he meditated in the car, tilted his head, turned his face sideways, and stared blankly at the dazzling rainbow outside the car window: I have been living here with my father since I can remember, my father has always been driving for a living, and when he got older, he opened a small car repair shop by himself, although the days are a little tight and hard, but I have never been offended, as long as other people have things, my father himself no matter how hard he is, no matter how tired he will buy me. When I was very young, my father taught me the principles of being a man, and when I grew up, he taught me to drive and repair cars, since a year ago, after my father was in a car accident, he was already silent, and he became more and more silent, and every day when he was free, he moved a small stool, sat at the door, smoked, stared at the sky for a long time, and didn't know what he was thinking. More than half a month ago, my father left a letter, and suddenly said goodbye, without saying anything, and today I was almost electrocuted!

Wu Lang thought wildly, and all the scenes he saw along the way: every car license plate number, every shop name along the street, the appearance of pedestrians, their dress, and every move, the color, type, name, subject, etc. of every flower and tree on both sides of the street, what he knew and what he didn't know, all clearly displayed in his mind......

Wu Lang looked shocked and couldn't control himself, and hurriedly turned his head to look at the front of the car, trying his best to calm down the shocked and inexplicable mood.

The car stopped in front of a traffic light at a busy intersection and waited for the green light to pass.

Wu Lang looked at the crowd crossing the zebra crossing in front of him in a daze, and suddenly he saw the pedestrians walking by, the appearance of the internal organs of the body, the thickness of the muscles and veins, the size of the bones, the amount of bone marrow, and the flow of blood......

"Good Nima, fuck! fuck!" Wu Lang was so shocked that he burst into foul language, leaned forward, his eyes were still hooked, staring at the zebra crossing without blinking, all kinds of people.

"Xiao Langlang, what's wrong with you, are you being electrocuted, the sequelae have attacked, or let's go to the hospital first, do a full body examination, and see what is wrong with the body!" Yin Fat looked at Wu Lang in horror.

"It's okay, it's okay, I just saw an extremely gorgeous woman, so I exclaimed, the body is fine. Fatty, you keep driving!" Wu Lang closed his eyes, shook his head vigorously, and waved his hand at Fat Yin.

"Grass, you're scared to death fat man, I thought you saw a ghost in broad daylight! When driving, don't be surprised, it's easy to use the accelerator as a brake, do you hear it?"

Wu Lang nodded again and again, did not speak, and continued to stare at the pedestrians crossing the zebra crossing in front of him.

"People, it's not easy to live. You see, since you are in the mother's womb, you may have a miscarriage at any time, and when you are a mother, you may grow into a deformity. The heart defect is slow, and the six fingers are six fingers when it grows fast, and it is easy to carry the pregnancy and birth in October, and if you are not careful, you have to let the forceps clip the head flat. Polio, whooping cough, scarlet fever, encephalitis, are still waiting for you in front of you! Crying and choking, walking and wrestling, touching water and water, touching fire, something hits, we are half dead. Oops! More calcium doesn't grow, less calcium loops legs, finally mixed enough to eat, can go out, hail in the sky, underground running cars, the streets and alleys are a dark place hiding a bad guy, you say that catching up with anyone is a life of death, even if you are lucky, if you don't die, you have to end up with a lifelong disability. Alas...... "Yin Fat Man chattered while driving.

Wu Lang quietly listened to Yin Fatzi muttering there, without saying a word.

"These are all open guns, when you grow up and enter the social work, the dark arrows will come in a steady stream, snobbish, cold face, gossip, pointing at Sang and scolding Huai, good to be jealous, bad people look down on, loyal people say you are stupid, shrewd people say you are treacherous, cold everyone says you are proud, enthusiastic people say you are wasteful, walk in front of the head and suffer a stick, can't keep up with the pace and have no part. It's really true to the old saying: money is hard to earn, is hard to eat, and widows and old ladies are not easy to deceive!" After Yin Fat finished speaking, he spat out a puff of cigarette out the window.

"Fatty, you are dying by yourself, and it is not appropriate to let the rich second generation go, so you have to come to Haizhou to find work by yourself, so you are complaining about the sky and people here, and pour bitter water for me. It's been more than a year since you came out, and the old man didn't look for you to go back?" Wu Lang glared at Yin Fatzi and said.

"I searched, and I searched for it countless times, and told me to go back. I am his only son, and our old Yin family is the only seedling with a handle, and the family property will be mine sooner or later. However, we have the backbone, the ambition, and the urine, and we are determined not to go back, unless he promises not to beat me again in the future. "Yin Fatzi is upright, and he looks like a soldier can be killed and cannot be humiliated.

"Bah, you fat man, if you say this to others, it's fine. But I don't know about you, you said that you wouldn't go back, but secretly asked your mother for how much money? In this Haizhou, you eat, drink, sleep, sit, lie and walk, your whole body from head to toe, from the inside to the outside, that is not what your mother gave you! Ya, you are still pretending to be B with Lang Ye here, and you are playing noble, grass!" Wu Lang slapped Yin Fat Man's head.

Yin Fat hurriedly shrank his fat head, and then said with a stalk around his neck: "Xiao Langlang, you have wronged the fat man!" I didn't want my mother's money at first, she hit my card a few times, and then I returned it all, and then I cancelled the old card and opened a new card number, but after my mother found out, she still sent money inside, and called and said, if I return the money back, I will fly directly to Haizhou, live with me, and not go back. I also did not refuse again in order to make it difficult for me, which in the past belonged to the great plan of saving the country by curves! Later, I slowly became accustomed to nature, and my willpower was exhausted by sugar-coated shells, and finally it completely collapsed and collapsed. ”

These four words are the exclusive words of Comrade Xiu'er, but there are obviously insults and blasphemys in your mouth, so stop grinning, drive well, my fat brother!" Wu Lang glared exaggeratedly and looked at Yin Fat.

"Grass, Xiao Langlang, what kind of eye expression do you have!" Yin Fat muttered, the accelerator under his feet increased, and after a while, the car drove into a high-end community.