Chapter 4 First Attempt
"Cao, you are a wicked person to sue first! Lao Tzu has been sleeping in this room for a long time, where did you come from, it won't be Yin Fat Man who found it for Lang Ye, he's happy! Tell you, Ma Li get dressed, get out, Lao Tzu doesn't have that sexual interest in you!" Wu Lang tilted his big bald head and squinted at the woman.
"Put Nima's fart, you dead bald scoop, wait, see how Lao Tzu picks you up!" The woman quickly put on her clothes in the sheets, then jumped out of bed, took off the rubber band from her wrist, tied her hair, and walked towards Wu Lang.
Wu Lang's eyes lit up suddenly: the woman was wearing a set of one-piece tight-fitting short-sleeved yoga clothes, outlining a concave and convex, tall and graceful figure, which was a standard version of the gourd shape. The facial features are delicate and beautiful, and there is a faint look of unwillingness to admit defeat and pride between the eyebrows.
"Why don't you wear underwear!" Wu Lang was stunned, his eyes involuntarily glanced down at the woman, and blurted out.
"Bald, you read the Tao very carefully, am I good-looking?" The woman walked less than a foot away from Wu Lang, stopped, and suddenly smiled.
Wu Lang looked at the woman and smiled, was stunned for a moment, and said, "Your posture is very ......."
Before she finished speaking, the woman's left hand slapped Wu Lang's cheek violently.
Wu Lang also reacted quickly, hurriedly flashed his upper body back, and suddenly his lower stomach was in sharp pain, and the woman was shooting at the same time, and her knees were also against his lower abdomen.
Wu Lang bowed down in pain, covered his little stomach with both hands, and snorted again and again. was kicked hard on the ass again, and in an instant, a dog ate shit, and his face rubbed directly against the carpet,
The woman's movements were so swift that she rode on Wu Lang's waist, slapped her hands round, and fanned him wildly towards the back of his shiny head and cheeks......
"Bang" ...... "Bang" ...... "Bang"......
"Hey, fuck! You little shrew, dare to beat you Langye, wait for me to get up, see how Lao Tzu cleans you up!" Wu Lang was ridden by the woman on the waist, holding the hand of his little belly, and he couldn't pull it out for a while, but he kept scolding in his mouth.
"You are a big bald scoop, just your hairstyle looks like a silver thief, a hooligan, a scumbag! You dare to be hard-mouthed, scold Lao Tzu, I will let you scold, I will let you scold......" The woman's hands were like two hot wheels, and the middle did not stop at all, and as soon as her left hand left Wu Lang's big bald head, her right hand had already slapped his face.
", don't fight, it's all your own people, the fat man heard the noise of the two of you on the third floor!"
"Cousin, what's the matter with you, didn't you say that there was no one on the second floor, why did a big bald scoop pop pop out of my bed!" the woman yelled at Yin Fat.
"Tingting, the fat brother drank a lot alone last night, and he was confused, and he forgot about Xiao Langlang sleeping on the second floor. You came here suddenly in the middle of the night, it's all fat brother, everyone is misunderstood, misunderstood!" Yin Fat Man hurriedly nodded to the woman and said with a smile.
"You dead fatty, Lao Tzu is such a big living person, you can forget, pig brain, you!" Wu Lang turned over and sat on the carpet, his hands rubbing his red and swollen bald head and cheeks.
"Cousin, what are you doing here, I came to Haizhou to play with my girlfriends, I drank too much last night, come to you to rest, you said that there is no one in the room on the second floor, just live there, I was too lazy to go inside, so I opened the first room and went to sleep. This early in the morning, I was touched by this bald silver thief and took advantage of it, what do you say?" the woman was still full of anger and yelled at the fat man.
"Damn, you shrew, what do you want to do? Lao Tzu was beaten by you and his nose was blue and swollen, who to reason with! Big deal, I bear the humiliation, shameless, let you touch it back. After Wu Lang finished speaking, he stood up and strode to the woman.
The woman looked at Wu Lang standing in front of her, was stunned for a moment, and then looked at him carefully: wearing a pair of boxer shorts, about 1.85 meters tall, pumpkin shoulders, armor chest, inverted triangle, shark line, male dog waist, eye-catching eight-pack abs, firm and thick legs, and the figure is called strong, at first glance, it is the result of regular exercise! The face is blue and purple, and the big bald head is even more red and swollen, looking embarrassed, and that's it, it can't hide his handsome and handsome face.
The woman looked at Wu Lang's handsome appearance, and couldn't help but move in her heart, her eyes unconsciously glanced downward, and then quickly withdrew her gaze, her fair cheeks were slightly red, and she waved her hand again and again, saying, "Forget it, forget it." ”
Wu Lang looked at the woman's slightly embarrassed appearance, and when he saw her last look, a sense of flirtation immediately rose in his heart.
"I said, if you want to look at it, look at it generously, what aiming, you should be a cat yourself?" Wu Lang shouted at the woman.
"Bald, what are you talking about, do you want to be beaten again?" the woman's eyes widened, looking at Wu Lang.
"Hey, my Aunt Tingting, Master Lang, you two should stop the meeting! There are thousands of mistakes, they are all slaves, and the small sin deserves death! Master Lang, let's go out first and talk outside. Yin Fat pulled the ground and dragged Wu Lang out of the room.
The woman walked to the corner of the room, grabbed Wu Lang's clothes, threw them out, and then slammed the door shut.
Wu Lang and Yin Fatzi hurriedly took off the clothes covering their heads.
"Lang Lang, don't be like my cousin, she is walking with you, both studying medicine, one year younger than the two of us, you are an elder brother, just accommodate her, ah! ha......" Yin Fat put his arm around Wu Lang's shoulders and said with a smile.
Wu Lang snorted, the two came to Yin Fatty's room, Wu Lang entered the bathroom, took a shower, looked at the unrecognizable face, grinned, and shook his head again and again.
"Fatty, you go out in a while, buy me some bone-setting medicine, I won't go out for the past two days. Wu Lang came out of the bathroom, sat on the sofa, and smoked.
"No problem, I'll go right away. Xiao Langlang, you have eaten, drank, lassa, and slept in the past few days, and the fat man has all of them. After Yin Fatzi finished speaking, he turned around and hurriedly walked out of the room and drove away.
Wu Lang shook his big bald head that was still "buzzing", walked down the third floor, came to the kitchen, took out a can of beer from the refrigerator, sat down in the living room, drank it in a big gulp, after drinking, he felt that it was not enjoyable, and walked to the kitchen, opened the refrigerator, took out a bottle of 60-degree "Waterga" from it, picked up a two-tael glass cup, and sat on the sofa from the new.
Unscrew the lid of the wine, pour a full glass, raise your head and drink it all, the cold and heart-cold liquor flows down the throat and instantly comes to the stomach. A stream of heat flowed inside, churning, and in a short time it spread all over the body.
Wu Lang then poured another full glass, lit the surface of the wine with a lighter, looked at the wine flickering with light blue flames, he took a deep puff of cigarette, then took the cup, raised his head and drank it all, and then a stream of heat spread down from his mouth to the stomach.
Wu Lang's bronzed skin faintly showed traces of sweat, he leaned on the sofa, put his legs on the coffee table, closed his eyes, and slowly exhaled the smoke in his mouth, and the smoke immediately curled up......
The woman didn't know when, she was already standing at the staircase on the second floor, silently watching Wu Lang's every move, without saying a word.
Wu Lang slowly opened his eyes and looked at the smoke in front of him: what happened yesterday and the changes in his body were really incredible. I studied Chinese medicine in college, and with the ability to see through the human body and never forget it, it can be said that it is a breakthrough in both quality and quantity for my future medical studies. The internal structure of the human body in my eyes is all color-driven, just like watching a movie or television drama, which absolutely surpasses all the commonly used imaging examinations such as X-ray, CT, B-ultrasound, and MRI today. As long as I can remember everything I have seen, if I can integrate it in the future, I will definitely become a top doctor.
By the way, I won't go out for the past two days anyway, so let's take a look at the medical books in my suitcase first and experience how it works!
After Wu Lang finished thinking about it, he sat up suddenly, grabbed the remaining half bottle of 60-degree "Wo Tega" on the coffee table, raised his head and drank it all. Then he stood up and walked up the stairs on the second floor.
"I said, you stand there, keep your feet on the stairs, one foot hanging in the air, like a person going to the toilet, taking off half of your pants, revealing half of your ass, are you lying or?" Wu Lang looked at Tingting's appearance and teased.
"Bald, why do you owe so much? I'm a girl, and it's only natural for you to be beaten up for no reason. It's happened, and while it's no longer the two of us, I apologize to you. You are a big man, can't you be a little gentlemanly?" Tingting looked at Wu Lang and said loudly.
I have never regarded a gentleman as my moral code of life, I am not a good person, but I am definitely not a bad person. For the sake of my enjoyment, forget it this time, and don't take it as an example. After Wu Lang finished speaking, he squinted his eyes slightly, smiled on his face, stretched out his left hand in front of his eyes, and his five fingers kept twisting and turning, looking like he was still unfinished.
"You...... You're too ...... It's so shameless!" Tingting looked at Wu Lang's silver appearance, trembling with anger and stammering.
"Alright, alright, this matter is over, you come down, I'll go upstairs and get something." Wu Lang looked at Tingting like an angry lioness, and grinned his teeth.
Tingting snorted coldly, no longer bothered Wu Lang, and then walked downstairs quickly and walked towards the kitchen.
Wu Lang entered the room on the second floor, squatted on the ground, took out a copy of {Basic Theory of Traditional Chinese Medicine} from his suitcase, and flipped through it: all the words on each page of the book entered the brain through the movement of his gaze.
Wu Lang couldn't help but speed up the speed of his eyeballs, and quickly glanced at the ten lines at a glance, and the speed of turning the book in his hand also accelerated, and in less than an hour, more than 100 pages, and about 200,000 words of medical books were all memorized in his mind. It's just that the ability to understand integration and integration needs to be improved.
Wu Lang couldn't help but show a look of joy and excitement on his face, he was already very satisfied with his performance, this memory is definitely the first in the world, no one can compare, no one can match. I'll try my memory in other areas, like poker, mahjong, pi, etc. If you can remember everything, it's just, it's just......
Wu Lang thought about it, and couldn't help but grin......