Chapter 5 Eating + Thinking
"Bald, what are you doing, what are you smiling at?" Tingting looked at Wu Lang who was sitting on the carpet in the room, laughing wildly.
"I have a chicken feather relationship with you! Remember, my name is Wu Lang, not Bald!" Wu Lang stood up with his feet on the ground, turned to look at Tingting, and still had a smile on his face.
Tingting looked at Wu Lang, with a red and swollen bald head and a bruised face, feeling very funny, and couldn't help laughing.
Wu Lang squinted at Tingting leaning forward and back, laughing, and didn't say a word.
"Hello, Wu Lang! My name is Yin Yuting, I have been studying Western medicine and clinical medicine for two years, and I will graduate in six years, but I hope to graduate within five years!" Yin Yuting walked up to Wu Lang with a smile and stretched out her arm.
Wu Lang also immediately stretched out his arm, gently held Yin Yuting's slender fingers, and said with a smile: "Hey, I can't see that you are still studying for a bachelor's degree, master's degree and doctorate! What a good boy, now young people like you, it is rare to be studious and progressive, you must study diligently, continue to work hard, the motherland and the people are eagerly looking forward to waiting, the birth of a world-class female medical scientist!" After speaking, his left hand patted the back of his hand twice.
Yin Yuting glanced at Wu Lang with disgust, shook her hand, and said, "Cousin told you to come down for dinner." With that, he turned and walked out of the room.
Wu Lang laughed and then walked down the stairs.
Crab roe buns, fried dough sticks, tofu brains, egg scones, roll noodles, preserved egg lean porridge, black rice porridge, eight-treasure porridge, etc., as well as a bullwhip and two cow treasures, set a full table.
"Fatty, can you eat so much?" Wu Lang looked at the table of breakfast and shook his head.
"You can eat, the rest of your food is mine, and this is yours too. Yin Fatzi took out a small transparent glass bottle from the refrigerator and handed it to Wu Lang, which contained something with charcoal-colored spheres.
"I'm Nima, this is caviar made from the eggs of the big white sturgeon, the world's best caviar, comparable to gold, give it to me!" Wu Lang looked at the small glass bottle in his hand, and was speechless.
"Yes, give your old man a repair for his damaged body, this is yours too. Yin Fat smiled and put the bullwhip and two cow treasures on the plate in front of Wu Lang.
"This thing is exempt, my small body can't afford to use it, so you should eat it!" Wu Lang shook his head again and again, and pushed the bullwhip and two cow treasures to Yin Fatzi.
"Give me some caviar!" Yin Yuting smiled and put the plate in front of Wu Lang.
Wu Lang glanced at her, opened the small glass bottle, and halfway through it was on the plate.
The three of them immediately started eating, Yin Fat Man opened the bow left and right, a bullwhip in one hand, a cow treasure in the other, this one bite, that one gnawed, lowered his head and stretched his mouth into the bowl and drank eight treasure porridge, eating with a mouth full of oil.
Wu Lang was not surprised, and ate caviar by himself.
"Cousin, you should eat slowly, no one will rob you. Yin Yuting looked at the fat man's eating appearance and frowned.
"I'm used to it, I can't change it, you two don't care about me, just eat it!" Yin Fat Man ate Haisai, chewed on food, and said vaguely.
Yin Yuting sighed helplessly, then shook her head, and continued to eat the big white sturgeon caviar on her plate.
"You two are ready to eat!" Yin Fat looked at Wu Lang, who was sitting on the side, smoking, and Yin Yuting, who was wiping his mouth with a tissue.
The two nodded in unison.
"My little mother taught me that the farmer's uncle is very hard in the field, the wind and rain, and the sun is dry, and not a grain of grain must be wasted. Xiao Langlang eats basically okay, there is some soup left, Sister Ting, you have more than half of the caviar left, three crab roe buns, take a bite on one top, and eat the crab roe inside, leaving the bun skin, and the preserved egg porridge drank two or three sips, almost without moving. It's too wasteful, you can't do this in the future, don't you hear?"
After Yin Fatzi finished speaking, he took the dishes in front of Yin Yuting, poured the rest into the preserved egg porridge, stirred it with chopsticks, held it up, tilted his head, stretched his neck, and poured it all into his mouth and chewed it.
"Cousin, don't you think I'm going to eat the leftovers, this ...... Can this still be eaten?" Yin Yuting looked at the fat man's eating appearance and grinned.
"We are all our own brothers and sisters, what are you dirty? When you were a child, you pulled poop, and the fat brother wiped your ass, and you didn't wash your hands, so you didn't eat well!"
"Cousin, what year is that, why do you say everything?" Yin Yuting looked at the fat man with disgust.
"Sister Ting, Xiao Langlang is all from her own family, and although she and Fat Brother are not compatriots, they are better than brothers. Except for our daughter-in-law, we don't distinguish between you and me, what is mine is his, and what is still his is his. What's more, Xiao Langlang's first kiss was also plundered by the fat brother, so we can't treat him badly!" Yin Fat said with a cigarette in his mouth and shaking his head.
"Cousin, you...... You snatched his first kiss, you ...... You two are GAY, so who is 1 and who is 0?" Yin Yuting looked at the fat man, her face was shocked, and she stammered.
"You dead fat man, talk nonsense, squeeze out your egg yolk and feed the flies!" Wu Lang scolded with a smile and kicked the fat man.
Ga...... Ga...... Ga......
Yin Fatzi immediately burst into laughter, looking at his cousin's still surprised look, and then told her about Wu Lang's electrocution yesterday.
After listening to the fat man's words, Yin Yuting stood up curiously and walked to Wu Lang's side.
"I didn't pay attention to your head just now, let me take a look at it again, okay?"
Wu Lang glanced at her, nodded, did not speak, and lowered his bald head.
Yin Yuting leaned over, stroked Wu Lang's bald head with her hand, and looked at it carefully.
"It's strange, how can you have no scars on your head at all? It is said that after being electrocuted, there will be scorching scars, you are in the most important part of the human body, the head, the nerves, the brain stem and other important tissues, there is nothing at all, and there is no scar on the epidermis, it is as light as an egg, it is incredible!" Yin Yuting muttered to herself.
"Alas, I said, why are you talking like this, why do you call my head as bareweight as an egg? Which egg do you see has a nose, ears, eyes, and a panting breath!" Wu Lang raised his head suddenly and looked at Yin Yuting.
"I don't mean anything else, you shave your head, it's really good-looking, round, light and bright, like a copy of Tang Sanzang. ”
After listening to Yin Yuting's words, Wu Lang's face was suddenly covered with black lines, and without saying a word, he lit a cigarette, walked to the side of the sofa, and sat down.
Ha...... Ha...... Ha......
"Xiao Langlang, I call you Brother Yu, you still dislike it, there will be my cousin to testify, you should be convinced!" Yin Fat patted his big belly and laughed.
"Wu Lang, my cousin said let's go together, which subject do you study?" Yin Yuting looked at Wu Lang who was smoking on the sofa.
"Chinese medicine!" Wu Lang leaned his head on the sofa, his eyes closed, and he breathed smoke.
"That's good! Chinese medicine is very popular now, and if you learn it well, you will have a bright future in the future!" Yin Yuting looked at Wu Lang and smiled.
Wu Lang didn't pay attention to her, and the {basic theories of traditional Chinese medicine} that he had read before eating in his mind appeared from time to time, and his thinking was constantly analyzing, judging, inducting, and comprehending......
All things in heaven and earth are born from qi, and people are also born from qi. Qi is the common primordial substance that constitutes all things in heaven and earth and human life, and the life and death of human beings and the prosperity and destruction of things are the results of the accumulation and dispersion of qi.
The world is a material whole, and everything in the universe not only has the opposition and unity of yin and yang within it, but also its occurrence, development and change are the result of the opposition and unity of yin and yang.
Everything in the universe is composed of five material elements: wood, fire, earth, metal, and water, and the development and change of various things and phenomena in nature are the result of the continuous movement and interaction of these five substances. The movement order of all things in heaven and earth must be governed by the unified law of restraint of the five elements. People are in the sky, the sky is in the people, you have me, I have you, heaven and man win each other.
Qi, Yin and Yang, and the Five Elements are all philosophical categories of ancient materialist philosophy regarding the material composition of the world, and belong to the material concept of the world. Qi monism, the theory of yin and yang, and the theory of the five elements are simple materialism and dialectics, which are the fundamental viewpoints and methods of traditional culture to understand the world, and embody the unique wisdom and talent of ancient human beings.
Wu Lang slowly opened his eyes, half-squinted a gap, watched the smoke slowly curl up, the cigarette holder in his mouth was already full of cigarette ash, and he thought of the traditional Chinese medicine that the teacher talked about in the previous class: Chinese medicine was a very perfect system at the beginning of its formation, and the content was extremely profound, meridians, luck, Tibetan elephants, yin and yang five elements, essence and spirit...... It makes you feel like you're facing a big mountain. But as soon as I came into contact with Chinese medicine and Chinese medicine treatments, I felt surprisingly simple, as if I was facing a small tree under the mountain after seeing it. The accumulated experience is nothing more than the integration of complete disciplines. Including taking, Chinese medicine, acupuncture, blessing, guiding, scraping, cupping and so on.
There is a written record of 2,000 years of history, which is recognized by professors in Chinese medicine universities.
It is said that Chinese medicine originated from ancient sorcerers and evolved from them.
In fact, there are records of medical records in the oracle bone inscriptions, such as the treatment of breast cancer, from this time, Chinese medicine has a history of at least 3,400 years, if you count from the history of acupuncture, there is at least a history of tens of thousands of years, because the development process of the "needle" of Chinese medicine acupuncture is the development process of Chinese medicine........
"The soot is all on your face, what are you thinking?"
Wu Lang glanced at Yin Yuting with half-squinted eyes, slowly sat up, picked up the wet wipes on the table, and wiped the cigarette ash off his face.
"I'm thinking about the origin of Chinese medicine?" Wu Lang threw the only remaining cigarette holder in his hand into the ashtray.
"Oh, I'm also interested in this, let's hear about it!" Yin Yuting went to the sofa next to her, sat cross-legged, and looked at Wu Lang with a smile.