There is a popular saying in the industry that your skill level is inversely proportional to the amount of hair you have!

It means that as your skill level improves, your hair will gradually decrease, this is the destiny of heaven, the destiny of heaven is indispensable, everyone regards this sentence as a classic......

In such a situation, then the problem comes, the monkey company is also considered the top in the industry, naturally, there are a lot of programmers.

For Brother Monkey, the big guy's biggest doubt is not his skills, it is true that Brother Monkey's skills can indeed be said to be at the peak, but the biggest problem for the big guy is - when will this guy be bald?

You see, we're all bald, and the degree of baldness is perfectly correlated with our own skill level, and if you use mathematical tools, you can draw a perfect negative correlation curve, and make sure it's smooth......

In such a harmonious bald range, Brother Monkey's full head of hair suddenly became the biggest concern, just like throwing an Erha into the wolves, every day is "This guy is about to find me, what to do, online, etc., it's a ...... in a hurry"

So this is also the reason why Brother Monkey is reluctant to stay in the technical department, just typing two lines of code, you find a large group of men looking at you with resentment, what do you think......

As for where to stay, it's naturally the administrative side, and the administrative side is all black silk young ladies, and they all speak super nicely, and he likes it there......

And on the administrative side, it's okay to pretend to be forced there with a computer, and the young ladies are watching around, and they let out a few exclamations from time to time, this is life.

If you look at the technical side, as a technical expert in the company, there are many people who have come around before I have written much, asking all kinds of questions, and from time to time saying something "bug", I can't stand it at all.

Therefore, Brother Monkey, the vice president in charge of technology, stayed directly on the administrative side......

Others are envious, but they can only be envious, who doesn't want to stay with the black silk ladies every day, they talk softly, how good, it's a pity that people can pass, if they dare to go, they will definitely be chopped up by the administrator, the woman in her thirties and fed to the dog......

Therefore, Brother Monkey suddenly remembered this incident when he saw this cypress leaf wine, after all, you see, it's always bad to ask for leave a little often, although he is so hardworking, he only asks for leave once a week......

However, who let themselves think so much about the company, everyone is bald, one is unsightly, and second, if you think about it, no hair directly affects finding a girlfriend!

That's the point of the point!

No girlfriend means no wife, it means no children and no family, which means that people have no burden, and if they want to resign, they will resign, just like Xiao Wu before.

But what if the company helped them get their hair?

If you have hair, you will have a girlfriend, you will have a wife, you will have children, you will have a family, and if you have a family, you must not quit your job if you want to......

As for the question of whether you will really have a girlfriend if you have hair...... Forget it, it's all about the details, and the details don't need to be cared about.

After all, there is also a saying in society that you can treat middle-aged men with families like dogs without worrying about them quitting, but you must not treat young people who have just worked like this, because they will quit at any time......

Thinking like this, Brother Monkey laughed, look, we are all for the company's consideration, who would dare to say that I know about taking leave every day, and this leave is all for the company......

Thinking of this, Brother Monkey suddenly couldn't sit still, the wine had already been drunk, and he was about to go back to the company with Xiao Wu, anyway, a donkey was also driving, and two dogs were also leading......

Not...... It's a bit of a misnomer, but it probably means the same thing......

Xiao Wu naturally agreed, he was a little anxious because of work.

The two of them left in such a hurry, leaving Brother Qiao Feng alone to continue to find inspiration, he had already found the inspiration for two pots of wine, and looking at the meaning, he estimated that he still needed to find two more pots of wine.

The door of the company's office is closed, and the female secretary has been in for about half an hour and hasn't come out, but this is all a small thing, a small thing, why should the secretary do something, right, or why would I recruit you as a secretary.

Everyone else in the company is doing their own thing, please everyone is busy, who cares about the small problems of your secretary staying in the boss's office for a long time.

Unlike people in other departments, the administration department is next to the boss's office, mainly because some orders have to be delivered by them, so it is also for convenience.

Today, as usual, the young ladies are busy there, even if they have nothing to do, they must pretend to be busy, otherwise the supervisor will look at them, and the people who look at them will be uncomfortable.

"It's a pity that Mr. Sun has taken leave again, it would be nice if he was there......," Youmei sighed quietly there.

"Yes, if Mr. Sun was here, we wouldn't have to look like this......" The sister next to her replied.

After all, Mr. Sun likes to chat, and if he wants to chat here, the boss can't take care of it, let alone the supervisor.

At this moment, the elevator on the opposite side made a ding-dong, and many girls looked at it casually, which didn't need to be asked at all, it must be someone from the company who came back, because the elevator was an employee elevator.

The elevator door opened, and the girls were a little surprised when they saw it, it was actually Mr. Sun!

Of course, Mr. Sun is followed by a man, so no one will pay attention......

It's just that...... Why did Mr. Sun come back so soon after taking leave today?

"What nonsense to tell the truth, how can Mr. Sun not do it......" There is a sister paper there hehe smiled.

"It's not what you say, how do you know that Mr. Sun can't do it......"

It turns out that if a girl is dirty, there is nothing to do with men, and in just a few minutes, Mr. Sun's topic has changed from whether it is okay or not to three seconds or five seconds......

Of course, the monkey didn't know this, he took Xiao Wu to look around, and then pointed to the largest office door and said, "That's our boss's office, let's go in and meet the boss." ”

When he got to the door, the monkey went up and knocked on the door, and then stood there waiting.

Five minutes passed, and there was still no reaction in the office, Xiao Wu said a little strangely: "Old Sun, is the boss not there?"

The monkey smiled mysteriously: "Wait, wait......"

After about eight minutes, there was no response in the office, the monkey went up directly and pushed the door, and as he pushed the door, a voice happened to come from the office: "Please come in!"

Xiao Wu: "...... "Big guy, take my knees!"