Chapter 114: Sun Yuanzheng I owe you in my last life!
For Xiao Wu's surprise, the monkey said that this is all basic operation, sit down for me, and there is no need for 666.
It's been in the company for so long, and it's still very clear how much time that guy needs each time, but it changed a little bit a while ago.
I also know when Ya secretly went to Jiuxianju to buy Dragon Snake Wine, and as a result, it only took one minute to wait, but now it has become eight minutes......
What are you talking about? I'm talking about the time to get dressed, what do you think, the female secretary is just helping the boss clean her fingers in the office, and then a few sets of yoga by the way......
Your minds are too dirty, not pure, not pure!
The door of the room opened, and there was harmony inside, and the boss sat peacefully in his chair, wiping his hands slowly with a tissue...... Do you need hands to do yoga? Who knows......
The female secretary was standing on the side, her face was slightly red, and her forehead was still a little sweaty, probably because the yoga movements she had just done were a bit big.
"Old Sun, you came back so early today, is it so short?" the boss looked at the monkey and said in surprise.
Yes, yes, I was surprised, logically speaking, I saw this kind of leave come back early, and the boss was overjoyed, that is, in the monkey, I was probably surprised......
The monkey's face darkened, what words, what do you mean that the time is so short, and I have a long time......
directly dragged a chair and sat opposite the desk, as for Xiao Wu, he was also invited by the female secretary to sit on the sofa next to him, after all, you can become the boss's secretary, and you have to work when there is something to do.
"Lao Wang, at this time, there are not many people like me who serve the company wholeheartedly, what am I asking for leave for, it's all for the company......" The monkey began to say there, and the boss only wants to look at the sky now.
Finally, after the monkey pulled a bunch of words, the boss spoke: "Then old grandson, tell me, what did you serve the company by taking leave this time?"
The conscience of heaven and earth, he just asked casually, and originally just wanted to embarrass the monkey a little, after all, you are blowing too much here, and I am the boss.
Outcome...... Brother Monkey smiled when he heard this: "I took a leave of absence this time and found a way to improve the company's efficiency by at least 30 percent, and also make the company's personnel more stable!"
The boss and the female secretary were collectively stunned, saying that you are fat and you are still panting...... Oh no, I should, what kind of way are you really looking? I'm not dreaming, isn't your grandson taking leave to go out for drinking?
"So, don't always slander me in the future, I'm so wholeheartedly for the company's ......"
Well, listening to the monkey's words now, the boss just wants to have a frying pan in his hand, go up and blow Ya's head with a pot......
After a long time, the monkey finally got down to business.
"This, in fact, is also the ...... I found in Jiuxianju" The opening sentence directly made the boss roll his eyes, and sure enough, you still went to drink, what are you pretending to be.
However, the boss still knows a lot about Jiuxianju, after all, he now relies on dragon and snake wine, I have to say, this wine is really a good thing, a good thing......
And now, listening to the monkey's narration, the boss's face was full of sluggishness: "What kind of cypress wine do you say can really grow hair? ”
For this, the monkey was prepared, and shouted directly at the sofa: "Brother, come on, come on, let our boss see your head......"
Xiao Wu's face was a little dark, what do you mean to look at my head, but I wanted to refute it, but I found that I couldn't refute it, didn't he just let the boss look at his head in the past......
It's a good thing it's this head, if it's another ...... Harmony book Harmony book, don't drive.
Let the boss look at the hair that grew in the middle of Xiao Wu's "Mediterranean", and then said: "Look boss, he was like you a day ago, and today he has become like this!"
"How about Xiao Wu, tell me how you feel about drinking cypress leaf wine this time, be profound!"
Impressions: Thoughts on drinking cypress leaves? A little more profound......
Xiao Wu was not good at talking, after all, he looked at the computer every day, and only after holding it for a long time did he say: "My feelings are ...... I drank alcohol and ended up not working......"
Boss: "......"
Monkey: "......"
Halfway through, the monkey smiled awkwardly: "What's that...... It's really profound, you see that Xiao Wu can't even work in order to drink, what kind of spirit is this......"
The boss said in his heart that this is a kind of funny spirit, which boss wants such an employee, he is a fool!
Xiao Wu: "......" brother said that he wanted to be each other's angels, what kind of trouble are you going to make......
Of course, the monkey's words here are not over, and after finishing his spirit, he immediately looked at the boss and said: "By the way, boss, didn't this brother resign, and now he is ready to come to our company, and he is also doing technology. ”
Boss: "......" Sun Yuanzheng I owe you in my last life!
Complaining is complaining, but people are coming, and the monkey introduced it, don't look at the monk's face to see the Buddha's face, you have to try.
Let the female secretary take Xiao Wu to the technical side to test, and here the monkey began to tell the boss what he thought.
"The company bears all the burdens? No, no, you don't know that Boss Qin, even if we buy more, it won't be discounted, and this wine is not used for a day. The boss heard the monkey's suggestion and refused directly.
There are so many programmers in the company, and they are basically all gone, and now you want me to help them buy cypress wine, that's not a joke.
Besides, there is so much wine, don't say that Boss Qin has a discount, he may not sell it to you, the boss can think of Boss Qin's appearance, what is it that I am tired today, so tomorrow, tomorrow will pass, and I said that I forgot to brew it......
And Boss Qin said that it is impossible to discount discounts, and it is impossible to discount them in this life!
As the owner of Jiuxianju, it is a spit, and he will never break his word, and he will not discount if he says that he will not discount it, so this amount is a bit too much......
"Then why don't you pay half of the burden? Take your time, it's not like you have to get it for everyone in a day, there are always some people who don't believe it, and they will buy it after seeing the actual effect, so let's take it as a company benefit." ”
For this suggestion, the boss said that it was okay, but he had to talk to Boss Qin first.
After everything was discussed, Brother Monkey stood up with satisfaction: "How about Lao Wang, am I asking for leave for the company, I'll just say, there are not many people like me who think about the company wholeheartedly these days......"
Boss: "......" I just want to look at the sky now.