"Why are they white porridge and pickles?" the fat man looked at the food on the table and grinned.

"I'm a fat brother, I want to eat lighter in the morning, it's good for you to lose weight, aren't we eating with you!" Yin Yuting glanced at him and brought a bowl of white porridge to Yin Fat.

"Fatty, don't talk nonsense, eat quickly, and after eating, I will use Tingting as a human textbook. Wu Lang stirred the pickles into the white porridge and drank it in a big gulp.

"What are you two going to do? Tingting, the fat brother still wants to live a few more years, am I not going to be your guinea pig?" Yin Fat Man instantly put down the dishes and chopsticks in his hand and looked at Wu Lang in horror.

"I can't die, look at your nervous appearance, you are my brother, if you don't look for you, who are you looking for?" Yin Yuting laughed and looked at Yin Fat.

"Tingting, what you said made the fat brother's heart even more empty, which means that there is a possibility of being disabled. The fat man slumped out of his chair and stood up.

"It's not that serious, it's just coughing, farting, sneezing or something, don't worry, Lang Ye won't hurt you, you smoke a cigarette first, refresh yourself, slow your breath, and prepare your mind!" Wu Lang put down the dishes and chopsticks in his hand and wiped his mouth with wet wipes.

Yin Fat wanted to slip away, but Yin Yuting followed closely from left to right, and waved ten fingers and claws at him from time to time, so he could only sigh, sat on the sofa in the living room, lowered his head and smoked.

"Tingting, let's learn some acupoints today, and tomorrow I'll buy a human skeleton model and come back, so that I can explain it to you, which is more three-dimensional and easy to use. After Wu Lang finished speaking, he asked Yin Fat to take off his clothes, wear only a pair of beach shorts, stand in the center of the living room, and carefully tell Yin Yuting about several sensitive acupoints in the human body......

"Ah......h

"I'll ......"

"Mommy yes......"

"Ahem......"

"Sneeze ......"

It didn't take much effort, and the screams of the fat man were endless, coughing, sneezing, and one after another, one after another, endlessly......

Then Wu Lang went around behind Yin Fatzi, quietly pointed to a position under him, and then muttered in Tingting's ear for a long time, Yin Yuting listened, opened her mouth wide, stared, squinted, her face instantly bloomed, and she reached out to point at Yin Fatman, Wu Lang hurriedly grabbed her arm, waved her hand and shook her head......

"I won't play with you anymore, this sin can be put to death!" After Yin Fatzi finished speaking, he went to the sofa, and he couldn't get up or live.

"In order to thank the fat man for his selfless dedication and great help, I will give your old man a good massage. After Wu Lang finished speaking, he kneading and clicking vigorously in front of and behind Yin Fatman, up and down, left and right, and after a while, Yin Fatman squinted his eyes comfortably, humming a little song in his mouth......

"Brother Lang, why do you say that men like other people's wives?" Yin Yuting sat on the sofa next to her, drinking cold mineral water, and asked boredly.

"Tingting, have you ever seen a child who doesn't want to come out as soon as he enters the toy store?" said Yin Fatzi lying on the sofa and squinting his eyes.

"I've seen it, what are you doing?" Yin Yuting was stunned for a moment, and looked at Yin Fat Man suspiciously.

"Something he hasn't played before, it's novel, he wants to play, I mean, you understand, ah, quack......" Yin Fat Man finished speaking, squinting his eyes, grinning wide, and smiling strangely......

"Ah......" Yin Fat Man shouted, sat up, and suddenly felt a tingling and itching under the left rib.

"Tingting, you're too naughty, don't you tell you everything, you can't start too hard there, you have to be unaware of the other party, you are the master!" Wu Lang looked at Yin Yuting and complained.

"I did it on purpose, who let him talk nonsense!" Yin Yuting squinted at Yin Fat.

"Fatty, hurry up and go to the bathroom to squat, I'll be over in a while, it's too late!" Wu Lang immediately yelled at Yin Fat.

"I don't urinate again, go to the bathroom to ......" Before the fat man finished speaking, his face changed suddenly, and then there was a roar like thunder from his big belly......

"Knock...... Jingling...... Knock knock knock ......"

"Fuck, mom......" Yin Fat's fat body jumped up from the sofa, like a rabbit, his hands tightly covered his buttocks, accompanied by a series of earth-shattering farts sounds, towards the living room bathroom, rushing wildly.

"Poof...... Bu...... Shh......h

"I'll ...... Yes...... This time, it's going to kill the fat man!"

Yin Fat Man roared again and again, seeing that the bathroom door had been opened, he almost kicked the door and stepped in, but he was still a small step late, just that small step, Yin Fat Man covered his ass with his left hand, and held the two fat trouser tubes tightly in his hand with his right hand, for fear of revealing a gap, dodging, entering the door, kicking the door back, all in one go, as coherent and comfortable as flowing water, handy......

"Hahaha......"

Yin Yuting looked at her cousin's embarrassment, burst into laughter, collapsed on the sofa, panting with laughter, out of breath, tears dripped down the corners of her eyes......

"Still laughing, be careful that the fat brother will come out to clean you up later!" Wu Lang held back his smile, patted Yin Yuting's little brain, walked into the kitchen, took a white towel, moistened it with water, covered it on his mouth and nose, and walked into the bathroom.

After a long time......

Wu Lang helped Yin Fat out of the bathroom.

"My Grandma Ting, the fat brother almost ruined your hands! I won't joke with you anymore, you are a dead hand, you want my brother's little life!" Yin Fat changed into a pair of red beach shorts, his face was pale, and he was angry, and he staggered to the front of the sofa, sat down, lowered his head, and sighed.

"Brother, you big man, don't be so petty, I'm just helping you clear the greasy stomach in your stomach, besides, although you have been sinned, you have also mastered the ability to spoof others!" Yin Yuting forced a smile and kneaded Yin Fat's shoulder.

"Hmm......" Yin Fat Man slowly raised his head and looked at Yin Yuting in confusion.

"You think, coughing, sneezing, etc., these points on the acupoints of the human body, you have a personal experience, and the strength is also understood, only lack of practical operation, the location of the acupoints of incontinence, you are even more memorable, I am afraid that you will never forget it in this life, if you make it bad in the future and spoof others, then ......" Yin Yuting did not finish speaking, and then tilted her head to look at Yin Fatzi.

"Tru...... ...... ......"

After hearing this, Yin Fatzi's eyes lit up, and he laughed suddenly, and said: "Sister Ting, you really wake up the dreamer with a word, it seems that the fat brother is not in vain, and he has mastered a Yin person's craft, this crime is worth it......!"

"It's our secret, and I don't want a fourth person to know about it, okay?" Wu Lang said solemnly.

"Understand, except for the three of us, no one will know about this matter!" Yin Fatzi and Yin Yuting nodded at the same time, looked at Wu Lang, and said in unison.

"Fatty, as long as you eat less greasy food and don't drink beer, I promise to lose your big belly within a month. Within half a year, you will slowly transform from a fat body to a strong physique!" Wu Lang patted Yin Fatzi's shoulder and said with a smile.

"No problem, don't say a month, it's no problem even a year! I feel a little out of breath when I walk now, and I can't do it anymore, the fat man must get rid of this fat body!"

"We're all tired today, rest early, and I'll go buy a human skeleton specimen tomorrow morning and come back, and teach you both some self-defense tips. After Wu Lang finished speaking, he walked to the kitchen, took out a bottle of 60-degree "Waterga" from the refrigerator, and walked upstairs.

Yin Fatzi and Yin Yuting also went upstairs and went back to their rooms to rest.

Wu Lang locked his room, sat cross-legged on the carpet, opened the suitcase at the head of the bed, lifted the clothes on the upper layer, took out the small iron box, turned the disc combination lock on it, and entered the password.

After an extremely slight but unusually crisp sound, the lid of the small tin box automatically stretched upward.

Take out the No. 02 envelope from the inside, it is still a yellow cowhide envelope, there is a red fingerprint mark in the middle of the seal, the first letter is the fingerprint of the left thumb, if the No. 02 letter goes in order, it should be the pattern of the left index finger.

Then he used his left index finger to aim at the red fingerprint on the No. 02 envelope and pressed it deeply......

The red fingerprints on the envelope then slowly spread, gradually dyeing the entire yellow cowhide envelope into a red color, and with the gust of sea breeze blowing in, the red envelope turned into powder, and slowly disappeared with the breeze......