"It's really useful!" Zhu Jiujiu saw that the fat man was vomiting a mess, and his big face was also pale with vomiting, and he couldn't help but be taken aback, quietly pulled the Lahe flag, and whispered in a mocking voice: "Look away, people don't sell drugs in Guangzhou." ”

"Sure enough, it's high-tech. He Qi glanced at the medicine in the man's hand with a smile, unscrewed a bottle and smelled it, and said with a smile: "This is the most expensive tap water I have ever seen." ”

"What tap water?" Zhu Jiujiu blinked, snatched the bottle of spray from He Qi's hand, sprayed a little and put it on the palm of his hand, lowered his head to sniff it, and sure enough, she smelled a faint smell of rust, she was curious, stretched out her little tongue and licked it, only to feel that this thing not only had a rusty smell, but also had a lot of choking smell of bleaching powder, and couldn't help frowning and said: "It's really tap water." ”

Although this is a noisy avenue of people coming and going, Zhu Jiujiu's voice is not small, a few passers-by who were originally paying money to buy this smoking cessation spirit heard that it was tap water, and put the medicine back in their hands one after another, when they saw this situation, the man suddenly became unhappy, and shouted with a gloomy face: "Girl, you can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense, be careful that I warn you of slander!"

"It's obviously tap water, are you embarrassed to call the police, a liar?" Zhu Jiujiu's eyes widened, and he said unceremoniously-for-tat: "If you have the ability, you go to the police, see if the police arrest you or me!"

"I also felt a little bit of bleaching powder just now, how dare you lie to Lao Tzu?" The big fat man in the alley skewers heard Zhu Jiujiu say this, smashed it, smashed it, and came over, shaking the big fat meat on his body, raising his eyebrows, clenching his big fist and shaking it on the man's face, looking like he wanted to find trouble, so frightened that the man took two steps back and shouted: "I am a high-tech product, there are chemicals similar to bleaching powder in it, of course it has the smell of bleaching powder, I didn't lie to you, if it is tap water, can you be disgusted?"

And he had a point. The fat man lowered his head and thought about it, then turned to look at Zhu Jiujiu and asked, "Girl, you can't talk nonsense, his quit-smoking spirit is indeed very spiritual, and that disgusting energy has not dissipated yet." ”

"This..."Zhu Jiujiu was speechless for a while, his eyes rolled, revealing a sly smile, he ran behind He Qi and pushed her, and said with a smile: "Hurry up, hurry up, you're in trouble!"

"It's really troublesome. He Qi smiled helplessly, took out a cigarette, handed it to the fat man and said, "Why don't you try mine." ”

"What are you doing?" The fat man was stunned for a moment, took a step back with some disgust, shook his head and said, "I almost vomited my heart and liver just now, I don't want to try again." ”

"Just try it, it's all about the smoke. He Qi smiled slightly, stuffed the cigarette into the fat man's hand, lit it for him, and then said with a smile: "Don't worry about trying, if there is a problem, I will be responsible." ”

"That's what you said, your fat brother is not easy to mess with. The fat man thought about it, picked up the cigarette and took a puff, smashed it in his mouth, and took another puff with a puzzled face, and then he said a little puzzled: "It's weird, why isn't it disgusting." ”

"Your cigarette is over his hand. He Qi pointed to the man's finger and said, "The smell on his hand is not very good, if you try it, you will probably have to spit it out." ”

"You, what are you talking nonsense, I didn't do anything!" As soon as the man heard this, he immediately panicked, and hid his hands behind his back in a panic, shrugged his shoulders one by one, as if he was wiping his hands vigorously with his clothes, but before he wiped a few times, he was grabbed by the fat man, leaned over but sniffed it, and then grinned disgustingly and screamed, scolding: "You little bastard, what is it in your hands, it's really disgusting!"

"Let's go. He Qi saw that the fat man was angry, knowing that this man was going to have bad luck, and when he was waiting for the trouble, he had to come to a few policemen to come and ask, smiled, turned around and pulled Zhu Jiujiu out of the crowd first, and went straight to the nearby hotel.

"Hey, what the hell did he put on his hands?" Zhu Jiujiu asked as she walked, although this bureau was wonderful, but after He Qi was a little bit, she also understood in an instant, the man who sold the smoking cessation spirit let the fat man smoke a puff first, and then deliberately held the ashtray to let him stop and stop, took this opportunity to touch the filter, smeared the things on his hand, sprayed the so-called smoking cessation spirit, and handed back the cigarette that had been made of hands and feet, the only thing that made Zhu Jiujiu curious was what the man used to make the fat man vomit so embarrassed.

"As long as it's disgusting. He Qi shrugged his shoulders and said, "It doesn't matter what he is, it's high-tech anyway." ”

"The price at which such a small bottle of water sells for oil is really high-tech. Zhu Jiujiu smiled and muttered with some fascination: "But I still want to know what he paints on his hands, it's not bad to use it if you have trouble in the future." ”

"It's not hard to find, just kill a chicken, leave it outside to rot for a few days, and collect the corpse water that comes out. He Qi looked at Zhu Jiujiu with a wicked smile and said with a smile: "What, do you want to try?"

Zhu Jiujiu's little face turned pale when he heard this, he retched for a while, kicked He Qi hard, and roared angrily: "Why don't you die!"

"Oh, what are you doing!" He Qi was kicked by Zhu Jiujiu so angrily, so that he staggered out a few steps to be more than one meter and eight meters tall, but in this moment, he accidentally bumped into a woman passing by, only to hear a crisp sound, and then the woman screamed.

"I'm sorry. He Qi was stunned, looked down, and saw that there was suddenly a delicate small box under his feet, antique, and inlaid with some gold and silver edges, which was worth a lot of money at a glance, although the small box fell to the ground, but it was just a little more dust, and it was not broken, so he didn't feel anything in his heart, smiled apologetically, leaned over, and picked up the small box, but when he picked up the small box, his face became a little ugly, for no other reason, just in this pick up, He Qi had heard the sound of glass shards in the small box, and then realized that there was something in the small box he knocked down, and this thing, it's really not very strong, it's already broken.

"My Yuan blue and white plum vase!" Although the woman was dressed extremely luxuriously, as soon as she opened the small box, she saw that the porcelain inside was broken into seventy or eighty pieces, and she immediately stomped her feet like a shrew and scolded: "I'm sorry for your mother's eggs, you pay me for the bottle, pay me for the bottle!"

"Is there an invoice?" Zhu Jiujiu saw this woman's posture, her eyes lit up, she sneered, stepped forward and stared coldly at the woman's eyes, and said: "Eldest sister, please don't act, we play too much of this kind of little trick, what Jingde jade bottle, it's not a broken thing you bought for ten yuan on the stall, don't think that you can knock us on a good little box and put it up, the class door has an axe, is it fun?"

"What are you talking about?" The woman was stunned, looked at Zhu Jiujiu with a confused expression, and then looked at He Qi, although she didn't understand the meaning of Zhu Jiujiu's words, she still saw a lot of disdain on the faces of the two of them, and couldn't help but be annoyed: "Okay, I broke my things and wanted to pay the bill, no way, I, I called the police!"

"Scream, you scream. Zhu Jiujiu sneered and put on a lively look, and said, "I want to see, this police is coming to arrest you or me!"

"You, you wait!" The woman's body trembled, one hand grabbed He Qi tightly, took out the mobile phone with the other, quickly dialed 110, and then after telling the situation, he sneered and looked at Zhu Jiujiu.

"She's playing for real. Zhu Jiujiu was completely panicked at this time, she suppressed her voice and secretly said to He Qi: "She really dialed 110 just now, and the police were also received over there, I heard it, and I want to come over immediately." ”

"Hmph, I want to repay the debt, I still have an invoice!" The woman triumphantly took out an invoice and shook it in front of Zhu Jiujiu's eyes, and said, "See, I just bought it in the store in front, the things of the Yuan Dynasty, more than 20,000 yuan, can you afford it?"

"I'm afraid it's true. He Qi smiled bitterly, pointed to the two policemen who came over, and said in a low voice: "We have a big loss this time, this woman bought a fake bottle and asked us to pay for it." ”

"How do you know it's fake?" Zhu Jiujiu glanced at the small box in the woman's hand and the fragments inside, and said strangely: "You didn't even know it before you saw it?"

"Just look at the label on the box, where is the real thing from Jingdezhen. He Qi shook his head and smiled: "What's more, she bought a Yuan blue and white plum vase, this kind of thing, in Jingdezhen is pulled by a car, the real product is not as simple as 20,000 yuan, now as long as the plum bottle circulating on the market, you don't need to look at it, it must be a high imitation made by Jingdezhen." ”

"Then just go to the store and it's over, look at this woman's appearance, and think that your baby is genuine. Zhu Jiujiu whispered to He Qi: "Let them talk about it when the time comes." ”

"I'm afraid it won't work. He Qi shook his head and said: "In the circle of antiques, as long as the goods are sold, even if they are fake, they will not recognize it, and the people who buy fakes suffer losses and feel ashamed, and they will not find their own shortcomings to expose themselves, and those who make money selling fakes will not be stupid enough to spit out their own signboards, we are afraid that we really can't run." ”

"Hello, it's you who called the police, right?" Just as He Qi and Zhu Jiujiu were talking, two policemen also walked over, frowned and looked at the bottle in the woman's hand, then looked at He Qi and Zhu Jiujiu, and then asked, "Is it private or public?"