He Qi lowered his head and walked listlessly on the long street of the bustling urban area of Beijing's East Third Ring Road, looking at the gloomy fog in the sky and the somewhat weak sunshine, he couldn't help but sigh, the explosion in front of the Zhangshu Agricultural Bank, although it did not hurt any innocent, but the four policemen were bombed more than a dozen people did not even have a bone left, although the police got the tip, knowing that these people are fakes, but a dozen of them died, but it is also a big case, Zhu Jiujiu did not know what to do, and also said that it was the death hand of the He flag, and in addition to being angry, the first thing that came to mind was to run away, pulling He Qi to run around, first from Zhangshu to Nanchang, and then from Nanchang to ShijiazhuangWhen he arrived in Shijiazhuang, there was a major murder case in the place, the airport and station were blocked, Zhu Jiujiu was frightened, and he was wanted, so he climbed on the coal truck that was not fast, and then he came all the way to Beijing, He Qi wanted to explain several times, but Zhu Jiujiu was either nervously hiding from the police, or he was sleeping with his head covered, and he didn't give him any chance at all, He Qi said a few times, but was scolded by her, if so, he didn't bother to explain, and he couldn't laugh and cry and laugh and play the escape game with Zhu Jiujiu。

After tossing for a few days, Zhu Jiujiu almost lost a lot of weight, and naturally played the little girl's temper, and blamed He Qi for acting carelessly, He Qi couldn't say it, he wanted to bow his head and admit it, and let her count a few words and pass, but I never expected that this girl could actually talk all the way, the two finally got out of the station, thinking of the hardships of this way, He Qi, who couldn't cry or laugh, was angry with Zhu Jiujiu when he was ordering a cigarette to express his depression.

"Smoking, smoking, smoking, you know smoking!" Zhu Jiujiu angrily snatched the cigarette from He Qi's hand, threw it on the ground and stomped it a few times, staring at He Qi with puffed eyes, and shouted: "It's all a good thing you did, if it weren't for you, we wouldn't have been so embarrassed!"

"Well, it was just an accident. He Qi smiled sadly and said: "It's okay now, didn't those policemen say that they had solved the case, and I don't know where they found a substitute for the dead..."

"Then don't smoke either!" Zhu Jiujiu glared at He Qi and shouted, "I'm for your good, don't you know that smoking will kill people?"

"I'm just holding it for show. He Qi defended: "The smoke didn't go through the lungs..."

"That's not going to work either!" Zhu Jiujiu frowned, covered his nose and shouted, "Choking to death, do you want to kill me?"

"Just hold your breath," He Qi whispered.

"What are you talking about!" Zhu Jiujiu asked angrily with his eyes widened.

"No, no..." He Qi laughed dryly, and was about to say something to make Zhu Jiujiu quiet, when he suddenly heard a shouting sound coming from the street.

"Quit smoking, quit smoking, valid for three days, invalid refund. ”

"It's providential, God told you to quit smoking. Zhu Jiujiu laughed a few times, followed the sound, and saw that at the end of this bustling long street, there was a small cart more than half a person high converted into a mobile stall, on the side of the stall a man and a woman were working hard to sell the little colorful spray in their hands to pedestrians, and a huge banner beside them was written in a few big words, exactly: "High-tech smoking cessation spirit, effective in three days, once and for all." ”

"It's just right to cut you off. Zhu Jiujiu's eyes flickered, the anger on his face suddenly turned into a smile, and he pulled the He Qi with a smile and said, "Let's go, my sister will take you to quit smoking." ”

"Don't want it..."He Qi reluctantly followed Zhu Jiujiu for a few steps, and when he saw her walking faster and faster, he couldn't help but plead with a bitter face: "Forget it, it's very dangerous, it will be sold." ”

"Why was it sold?" Zhu Jiujiu stopped, turned his head curiously and asked, "Do you know them?"

"How can I know them?" He Qi rolled his eyes and shook his head speechlessly and said: "There is a kind of person in Guangzhou who sells things like smoking cessation spirit and asthma spirit, if you are curious, you will really be sold." ”

"Will it really be sold?" Zhu Jiujiu glanced at He Qi with bad intentions, squinted his eyes, and circled around him twice with his hands behind his back, before he said with a smile: "Anyway, they are all going to be sold, why don't you talk about this method of selling people, instead of cheapening those two, it is better to cheapen me, I, I will definitely sell you to a good family." ”

"I mean really. He Qi emphasized angrily: "They may take out a bottle for me to try, it is full of anesthetic, sprayed into my mouth, I will faint in a few minutes, take this opportunity, they will pretend to send me to the hospital and pull me to a place where no one is stripped naked." ”

"Hahaha..."Zhu Jiujiu laughed exaggeratedly, glanced at He Qi with disdain, grabbed He Qi, and dragged it to the side of the small stall, while saying: "This is the imperial capital, in broad daylight, Lang Lang, how can it be so dangerous, anyway, as long as you can quit smoking, whatever they do, I will support it!"

"This girl said well, this quitting smoking is a war. When the man who was shouting about advertising with a loudspeaker heard the second half of Zhu Jiujiu's sentence, he couldn't help but smile, greeted him, and said to He Qi with a serious face: "This gentleman, smoking is harmful to health!"

"I'm just putting it on show. He Qi pleaded with a bitter face: "I really don't know how to smoke, so don't want to." ”

"I want it!" Zhu Jiujiu couldn't help but be overjoyed when he saw He Qi's embarrassed look, and clapped his hands and shouted: "Take out your best things, pour two mouthfuls on him, and let him know that it is powerful." ”

"No problem!" Zhu Jiujiu was about to buy something without even asking the price, his eyes lit up, he took out two bottles of finely packaged small things from the box, took a step forward, and smiled at Zhu Jiujiu: "Girl, this is our latest product, as long as it takes one day, it can be completely cured, and it will not be good to try!"

"How much?" Zhu Jiujiu rolled his eyes, squinted his eyes and asked, Zhu Jiujiu's nature is to be noisy and playful, but after all, he is not a child who has not grown up, this kind of stall sells medicine, twelve out of ten are liars, not to mention that this person is also extremely vulgar and learns the words of high-tech products used by the majority of peers, it is simply a sign on his face, saying that he is a liar, Zhu Jiujiu's ability will naturally not be stupid to believe it is true, pay money to buy medicine, to put it bluntly, he is still unhappy to see He Qi, and he is invited to have fun.

"Not expensive, not expensive. The man said modestly with a smile on his face: "We make this medicine to help more people, and we can't ask for more, just three hundred and eight." ”

"You're really good to rob. Zhu Jiujiu was stunned for a long time before he sighed: "This thing dares to sell three hundred and eighty-one bottles, I finally know why the housing prices in Beijing are so high, and the feelings are all flickered out of these peers from childhood to adulthood." ”

"Girl, you can't say that. The man frowned, and said unhappily: "My medicine does have a miraculous effect, as the saying goes, there are no three-thirds, how dare you go to Liangshan, if you try it and it is useless, I don't want a penny!"

"Don't want it..."Seeing Zhu Jiujiu and the man looking at him together, He Qi's head almost became a bucket, and he hurriedly waved his hand and said, "I really don't smoke!"

"I'll come, I'll come. Just when He Qi was forced helpless by Zhu Jiujiu's needle-like gaze, a fat man with a fat head and big ears came over, shook the big pu fan in his hand, and said: "There is such a good thing, you fat brother can't be missing!"

As soon as the man heard the fat man's mouth full of Beijing accent, he turned around and saw that it was a Beijing man with a big pu fan and a pants vest, and he felt a little difficult in his heart, this kind of person looked at the authentic Hutong skewers in Beijing, the so-called Hutong skewers did not mean that the children who grew up in the hutongs, but the kind of idle scoundrel ruffians, the scoundrels who were mixed in Beijing in the early years got up early in the morning and went to the teahouse to sit down, went out of the teahouse at noon to the restaurant, went out of the restaurant in the afternoon and entered the bathhouse, washed the string of alleys and walked around the kiln at night, skewered back and forth, and skewered out of a hob meat character, if there is a cheap, take advantage, and if there is no cheap, you have to find something cheapAs soon as the man saw that this alley skewer had found him, he was not good at refusing, for fear that something would happen to him, and secondly, he saw a lot of people coming around, thinking that it was a ready-made advertisement, and after thinking about it, he agreed, but he still advised: "Try it, you have to buy it." ”

"If you don't buy it, it's a grandson!" the fat man patted the fan, picked up a bottle of spray himself, and shook his head and asked, "How to use it?"

"Is there any smoke?" the man asked.

"Yes!" the fat man nodded, took out a cigarette from his pocket, clipped it in his hand, and asked, "What's the matter, do you have to light it first?"

"So, you order one first and try to feel it. The man smiled, took out a lighter, and lit a cigarette for the fat man, who squinted his eyes and took a deep breath, let out a comfortable moan, and sighed: "What a cigarette after dinner, beating the living immortals." ”

"Come, come, put the smoke here. The man took out an ashtray and handed it to the fat man, who nodded, put the cigarette in his hand into the ashtray, and then asked, "Then what?"

"Then take a puff of our medicine. The man laughed.

"You can't spray dead people, right?" The fat man first squirted a dot on his hand, sniffed carefully, and felt that it was no problem, so he shook his head and sprayed it twice into his mouth, and then said: "I'm not done with you when I spray it!"

"Promise it's okay. When the man saw that the fat man had finished spraying, he smiled and picked up the cigarette in the ashtray and handed it back to the fat man, and then said, "You can take another sip and try it." ”

"Oh, grandson, why is it so disgusting!" The fat man just stuffed the filter into his mouth, and then opened his mouth wide and screamed loudly, retching and spitting on the ground while screaming, and after seven or eight minutes, he stood up panting, pointed at the man breathlessly and said, "You kid, this medicine, this medicine is okay, really, really fucking disgusting!"