"Didi!" The sound of a car honking.

"Hurry up and get in the car. ”

Dad drove to the door and shouted at us.

"Okay! right now!" Mom hurriedly responded, picked me up, and walked briskly to Dad's car.

We sat in the back, Dad pressed the electric switch, the door slowly opened, and Mom carried me up first.

As soon as my body was next to the seat, I moved inside, vacating the outside seat for my mother to sit on.

Mom got in the car and shouted to Dad, "Drive!"

The door was still electrically closed, Dad started the engine, and the car moved slowly.

I turned my head to look and saw that Ah Xing was still bent down and bowing.

He should have said, "You guys are going well or something."

I didn't hear him speak, now I just see him bent over.

So, I turned my head and asked my mother, "Why didn't Ah Xing speak?"

"What can he say? It's not that his daughter goes to school, so he doesn't need to bother. I was amazed at how plain my mother replied.

He wasn't usually like that, and every time we went out, he always shouted a few words, and I tried my best to understand it.

Suspicious Ah Xing, is it not going to be with me?

Look at me as a child, today belongs to my day, the first day into kindergarten, don't you plan to give me some applause?

"Mom! Ah Xing is very abnormal! When he sees us, he always hums a few words, but today, there is not a word, is it jealous of me?"

I have to sue and tell my mother that it is best to arouse my mother's spirit of hatred and hatred, deduct Ah Xing's salary for a month, and see if he is bullish in front of me?

"Oh, will he hate you? You're a child, as the saying goes, adults don't remember villains, I can't believe he's going to hate you!"

My mother looked surprised and puzzled, not understanding what I meant.

"Mom, you actually say that I am a villain, are you a villain? Villains can also be inherited?"

I couldn't hear my mother compare me to being a villain, and I was so angry that I was desperate.

"Ah, dear child, how can Mother say that you are a villain?" said Mother, who was amazed, and her eyes were about to go up to heaven.

"You said villain!" Dad laughed in front.

"Villain? How can I say that my precious daughter is a villain? You are like a villain, tarnishing my innocence out of thin air. ”

Mom followed and reprimanded Dad, blaming Dad for planting her blame.

So, I understood that my mother thought that the words just now were not remembered by adults, and villains meant children.

"You said that adults don't remember villains, there is the word villain in it, Huahua heard it, and naturally she was not happy!"

Dad reveals the truth.

However, he doesn't know the real reason for the incident, but he will stupidly think that his mother has a mental problem, and say that his child is a villain.

"Yes, I said that, the villain in it does not mean a narrow-minded villain, but a child. ”

Mom remembered this and hurriedly defended her.

"So you used the wrong word?" Dad deliberately understated, and there was a hint of ridicule in his words.

When my mother was in school, she only cared about dancing and fitness, and neglected the study of cultural classes, which made such a joke.

I snickered inwardly.

However, the mother said, "Oh! I'm anxious about the child's kindergarten, and I missed it!"

Dad didn't let her go: "Where is the leakage? It means that you have a poor cultural foundation and don't know how to say it." ”

"You drive your car, be your driver, do you think you're a famous doctor? Mom responded to Dad's sarcasm.

I just sneered twice, and finally saw my mother's face, a hypocritical and shallow woman, related to her usual little study.

Alas, I sighed in my heart, how can a woman who lacks brain wisdom win the enthusiasm of more men?

"I'm a college student, at least!" Dad argued hard, not wanting to lose his worth in front of a woman.

"I'm also a college student, but I'm just one year less than a year old. "Mom hit back at Dad's bullishness.

"When you go to dance academy, you just exercise your body, and you don't have much real talent. "Dad teased Mom's diploma for its gold content.

"Hmph! Practicing your body is also the capital of life, do you have a kind of don't chase me?" Mom was a little angry.

"Humph!" Mom continued to hum, it seems that there is a volcano in his heart, even if his father is unlucky, he dares to break ground on the head of his wife, who is strict with his wife, he doesn't want to mix at home?

Dad wilted, he instantly thought of his mother's many benefits, without his mother's beautiful body lines, how could he fall in love with this woman?

What's more, how could Peter fall in love with his mother's beautiful body, and then let his father earn a lot of money.

Thinking of these good things, my father had to admit in his heart that my mother's dance diploma was by no means a parallel import, and it should be higher than the gold content of his undergraduate diploma.

The so-called 360 lines, every industry can shine with the same dazzling brilliance.

So, I overturned my mother's idea that her head was stupid and unproductive, it seems that a woman has a good figure, a little bit of writing in her brain, and she is also a legendary woman.

"Yes, yes, our family, you are smart and wise, and obeying your opinions in everything is the driving force for sustainable development. "Dad is busy with goodwill over Mom.

Fortunately, my father and I did not form a united front, otherwise, we would have had to watch my father betray my mother, and the situation after the breakdown of the mother-daughter relationship was very sad.

"You're smart!" Mom is full of confidence and doesn't care about Dad's slippery whiskers.

"You're always smart. "Daddy has a lot of energy.

However, his mother did not give him much face: "Hurry up and drive! Don't send us to the ditch." ”

Dad still wants to say a few words, nothing more than that, he is very capable, where will he send people to the gutter?

"Did you scare you just now?" Mom turned her gaze to my head.

"Uh-huh, sort of, it's my dad who scared me. "I blamed my dad and pretended to support my mom.

"I plead guilty! Dad didn't look back, he was driving, and he couldn't turn back, and he told me to spare me.

Hearing my father so humble made me feel a little proud.

However, my mother didn't seem to get used to it, and she complained to me and exposed my father's dark words and deeds.

"Huahua good boy! Don't listen to your father's bragging, where will he really praise you! I just want to step on your backbone and fantasize about being the emperor?"

"Huh?" I pretend to be confused, I like to watch the infighting between my parents, and the point is, when the war between them ignites, it will revolve around me.

Just like the moon and the earth, they can only revolve around the sun, and I am the red sun in their hearts.

"You, you!" Dad was so angry that he blocked his throat with blood and couldn't speak.

Dad really has no intention of being the emperor, he just wants to have his baby daughter, say a princess, my mother is smart, and immediately associate it with roles such as emperors.

"Drive! Daddy drive well!" I encouraged my father, saving him from desertion, and really obeying his mother's words and driving into the ditch.

"Yes, yes! Ahe! You concentrate on driving, don't talk about state affairs! Remember your identity, just a small driver. Mom was worried and hurriedly warned Dad.

However, what she said later, even I don't like to listen, Dad will definitely be troubled, where are the words of comfort and relief, it is simply adding fuel to the fire.

"Mmmmmmmm

Dad was really angry, and there were many thorns in his speech.

"Huahua! You listen to what your father says, don't worry about us, he is a selfish person, he only thinks of himself. "My mother was angry, but she pulled me into an alliance.

"Hehe, stop arguing, send me to kindergarten. "I pretended to be a peacemaker, and my heart was full of excitement.

The conflict between my father and mother has achieved my status as the first sister in the family, and they all want to win me over.