I'm certainly not a fool, stepping on two boats and never standing in the same boat.

Therefore, it was my father who wooed me in the front and did not form an alliance with him, but now, my mother directly wooed me and complained to me to make me her son emperor, so I didn't do it!

If Dad could see what I was looking at, he would see that I was winking and signaling to him that we should play with Mom and keep her in the dark and be a fool.

However, my dad was concentrating on driving, and I could only secretly send thoughts in my heart.

"The sun is good today!" said Dad, saying something about the weather.

He wanted to ease the tension in the family, and he had nothing to say, so he had to talk about the sky.

Next, if there is no topic to continue, does he talk about big things?

I couldn't help but laugh in my heart.

A fun family, father and mother, for their own material and spiritual life, they sometimes join forces, unite as one, and forge ahead.

More often than not, they are suspicious of each other, you fight with me, and they are all foreign.

Pity the hearts of parents all over the world, just looking at the cruelty and selfishness of the struggle between them, you can't see their pity at all.

It's a pity for me, a child, caught between adults, and I have to learn to be smart, and if I don't take the right position, I will have the opportunity to be beaten.

Mom was silent, and Dad said that the topic of the day had no effect.

"Let's treat Mr. Liu to a meal at noon today! "Dad has come up with a topic again.

"What, invite her to dinner?" the mother finally reacted, she was worthy of being a woman who kept money, and she couldn't listen to the word money.

"Yes!" Dad snorted, much quieter, knowing that he had poked the tigress's heart, and he was afraid that his mother would be angry

"Why don't you discuss this kind of big thing with me?" Mom was angry, really angry, by no means pretending, her whole body was dancing.

"I'm talking to you?" Dad still didn't dare to reply.

It is difficult for a man who has been strictly controlled by his wife for many years to return to normal in a short period of time.

"There is no negotiation, you are completely an order. "Mom wasn't just angry, she was simply angry.

I can only blame my father for being stupid, just raised the bar with my mother, and my mother's anger didn't go down, and she immediately talked about the problem of wealth.

Mom knows about Dad and Ah Feng, and when she says that she has a treat, she wants to invite Ah Feng, and the financial injury and emotional injury hit together, so it's no wonder that Mom doesn't react!

"What are you doing!" Dad's voice was as thin as a mosquito, and his heart was so weak that he had no backbone.

"No treats!" Mom replied very neatly, directly shattering all of Dad's dreams of hegemony, along with a little dream of a man.

"Yes! I'll listen to you. "Dad is very well-behaved, which surprised me a little.

"Wife, the day before yesterday, I saw a pair of crystal necklaces in the 200 jewelry store, roses, very beautiful, do you want to buy them?"

Dad is obviously slippery Mom. I was also going to send something to my mother, and I seemed to be very happy.

"I don't want it!" Mom refused, but in a soft tone.

If you want to welcome or refuse!

There is a set of means! I sneered in my heart.

"After sending the flowers to the kindergarten, we will go buy a necklace, make sure you like it! Believe it or not?" Dad continued to amuse Mom.

"Okay!" Mom finally showed a happy expression, she was really happy, took her husband, and won a family war.

However, I was not happy anymore, and seeing the happy and harmonious appearance of my parents, I became a lonely ghost in the corner.

"No!" I couldn't help but shout, I couldn't stand the treatment of forgetting.

"What?" said Mom and Dad surprised at the same time.

"I want a necklace!" I rolled my eyes, in fact, I didn't dare to look into my mother's eyes, this is competing with her for favor!

"Ah!" the two exclaimed again.

The two adults couldn't figure it out, what was going on with this child?

My mother reacted quickly: "Okay, I don't want a necklace, buy one for Flowey." ”

"I don't want to!" I don't know how I could talk like that, obviously angry, too revealing my intentions, to fight with my mother?

I felt ashamed in my heart.

However, this is not my intention, I just want to be the manager in the eyes of my family, and I don't want to be marginalized into a corner.

"What's the matter with this kid! "Dad looked at me through the mirror.

I glared at him fiercely, just rolling my eyes.

Dad's eyes flashed back immediately, and he didn't dare to look at me, but he smiled.

"Huahua is a smart child, what do you want to buy, right?

Daddy started to horse me off.

Count him smart, don't think that the symptoms of strict wife control are terrible, my child jumps, and he is also invincible in the world, plus my identity as a fairy and demon, invincible.

How can little fathers and mothers oppose me?

"Yes, yes," Mom replied.

"Do you want a necklace?" my mother asked me.

Listening to their questioning tone, they have already formed a united front to deal with me together.

I sighed to myself.

"I don't want anything, just go to kindergarten!" I shouted, acting like a scoundrel.

"Okay! I'm going to Liushun Kindergarten soon!" Dad responded.

"Good boy, you go to kindergarten with peace of mind, and your mother bought you a necklace. "Mom comforted me.

It seems that after they leave me, Dad will definitely take Mom to Erbai Jewelry Store.

Where would I like a necklace? I just need a place in the hearts of adults.

These two stupid adults, I can't say anything about it, so I have to let them go!

After a while, Dad drove to Liushun Kindergarten.

Two slogans were hung at the entrance of the kindergarten.

Welcome new children to join Liushun!

Liushun Kindergarten is every child's home!

I couldn't help but smile and pointed to the banner and told my mother, "Look! These slogans are almost my home!"

"Hmph, bragging, advertising, trying to make us money. Mom responded.

"Uh-huh! Ah Feng likes money. "I fanned the flames with my mother.

So, my mother and I stood on the same side again.

"Who doesn't like money? Ah Feng opened a kindergarten, just like me running a trading company, he has to make money to eat, it's a matter of course!"

Dad was really fooled, and he immediately got angry and cheered for his lover.

My mother's face hung down, and she threw a word to my father on the spot: "You can drive away! ”

"What? Only the children enter the door, and the parents send the children, and the teachers take over and do not let the parents enter the kindergarten. ”

Dad is telling the truth, the kindergarten only needs the child to enter the kindergarten, and the parents can only stay at the door to watch.

"I called the cloud assistant to come out, I don't believe in this rule, acquaintances can't get in?"

Mom was not convinced.

However, she made an obvious mistake, in front of her father, she dared to raise her lover Yun assistant!

"Okay! I'll go! You can find a cloud assistant!" Dad got angry, just waited for me and Mom to get out of the car, and he drove away.

"Let's go, let's get off. "Mom's stubborn temper came up, and she didn't give her father face at all.

Dad had opened the car door.

So, my mother jumped out of the car in a huff, and when she turned around, her eyes glared at her father with a white bead.

Then she opened her hand to me.

"Good boy!

Listening to her mother's tone, it seems to be sad, it turns out that a woman who is abandoned by a man will instantly have sad emotions.

I can't figure it out, my mother is talented and good-looking, even if she leaves her father, there will be many men who fall in love with her, so why bother to be vulnerable?

It seems that since ancient times, women have been weaker than men, and it can be regarded as the truth!

Dad didn't speak, his eyes were in front of the car, what would he be looking at?

My mother carried me forward until the kindergarten gate, let me down, and several teachers at the door sign-in surrounded me: "Hello children!"

"Yes!" I hurriedly replied to them, imagining myself to be a queen-like figure, and the people below saw me and shouted in unison!

However, back to reality, I can't offend these teachers, who have the right to clean up the children they don't like.

"What's the child's name?" a young female teacher continued to ask me.

"White Bone Flower!" Mom replied for me.

"Oops! nice name, people as beautiful as flowers. "This teacher can talk and I like to listen.

I took a deep look at her, her face was white and red, she belonged to a healthy body color, her hair was combed into a ponytail, shiny in the black, she was well nourished, and the girl's life was good.

She was a beautiful girl with clear eyebrows, and because she was sitting, I could only guess her figure.

"Bai Guhua is a new student in Primary 1!" said another female teacher, smiling at her mother.

"Yes, yes, she's in Primary 1," the mother looked panicked, and hurriedly followed with an affirmation.

Mom was disturbed by Dad's feelings, and lost the natural state of an elegant woman, so she was almost incoherent.

It is easy for a woman to fall in love with a man, but it is not easy to get rid of the influence of a man.

"Shen Shu in the primary one class!" The teacher turned around and called a girl, who was also wearing a ponytail, a very young and beautiful girl, who looked better than the female teacher just now.

"Alas!" Shen Shushu hurriedly ran over.

"This beautiful little princess is the freshman in your class, and I will take it with you!"

"Yes, welcome!kid!" she held out two hands to me.

Do you want to hug me? I was a little fascinated and forgot the momentary unhappiness.