Chapter 103: Vulgarity is the eternal pursuit of human beings

"Your illusion is broken by my hand!" Chen Li raised his left hand, thought about it and changed it to his right hand. “Dream-breaker!”

"Chen Li, you are a dream killer. Inspiration Wang, who holds a CET-6 certificate, kindly reminded Chen Li.

"Oh, I know, but fantasy English is too hard to spell, and there are many people who dream of English!"

Chen Li's untense gag made Yuquan furious, and his original intention to capture him for research was also dismissed. With Yuquan's angry shout, countless puppets came out of the woods, and the vines danced as if they had been stabbed in a snake's nest. Even the trees rooted in the earth turned to Chen Li's side, as if they were going to overturn them to death.

"Old ghost, use your invincible Broken Drum Hammer to think of a way!" Chen Li was very impressed by the performance of the Broken Drum Hammer to blast a demon saint, and he didn't know that the Ghost Forging Dao Man had already eaten deflated in the Demon Domain Forest.

The ghost forging man glanced at Chen Li and let the broken drum hammer fly into the sky.

"! Why didn't your friend tell me in advance if he was hanging like this? A good man doesn't suffer a loss in front of him! I thought the fat man and you two were stable!"

Feelings: Are you planning to play hooligan?

"Fatty, didn't you hook up with the cultivation world and get a lot of good things, hurry up and take them out and use them!" The old ghost couldn't be trusted, Chen Li hurriedly hugged the thigh of the King of Inspiration: "In the future, I will change it to paste your face again the next day, the opportunity should not be missed!"

The Inspiration King rolled his eyes. Even if he did have cooperated with the cultivation world, and it was a long-term business cooperation, it would be impossible to do anything against demons! Wouldn't it be fragrant to buy a few talismans and exchange them for a few Dao weapons to disgust other ghost kings? Monsters? How many times can you meet them in a hundred years? If Lao Tzu had been prepared to deal with demons, he would have used them to smear your face a long time ago, and let you ride on your head and every day?

"It's over, it's all silver-like wax gun heads, useless things!" Chen Li's eyes rolled, and he suddenly ran to Yuquan: "This old brother, in fact, I have admired you for a long time, and I don't know them at all! That fat man has a grudge against me, you have to help me uphold justice!"

The ghost forging man didn't expect Chen Li to dare to rush forward, and let him run out without noticing for a while. When I wanted to do it again, the puppet vine had already pressed up, and I couldn't get it back to get Chen Li back.

Chen Li ran and ran with his feet in the air, and it turned out that he was wrapped around his waist by vines.

"I'm not used to being held by men, I'm just standing by myself, you're welcome. Carried by the vines to Yuquan, Chen Li smiled and said, "If only there was another stool like the one just now!"

"Former and backward, shameless man!" Yuquan now not only has red silk in his eyes, but also has black clouds on his forehead, obviously the degree of enchantment is even deeper: "You just said that the reincarnation of grains is a human need and a physiological normality?"

"Well, this is like this in a broad sense, and the specific things are analyzed in detail!"

"Heaven is constant, and people follow it. Heaven has no weapon, man-made!"

With a loud shout, the puppet vines besieging the Ghost Forging Daoist were bounced away one after another, and they were in a tragic shape when they landed. Some were violently torn into rags, some were cut into pieces by sharp blades, and some were twisted and deformed at first glance and were not injuries caused by normal weapons.

It turned out that the ghost forging man saw that Chen Li fell into the hands of Yuquan, and he was afraid that Yuquan would be angry and click Chen Li first, and hurriedly used the kung fu to press the bottom of the box.

As soon as the arsenal is opened, the weapons are magnificent.

As a master of weapon forging, the Ghost Forge has a lifelong hobby of crafting all kinds of weapons. Year after year, day after day, more and more weapons were born under the hands of the Oni Forge Dao people, so many that it took a long time to enter the showroom. For example, when experimenting with a new process, the defective products produced are not perfect but have bright spots, so they can't be thrown away as scrap iron, right? The customer has special requirements for odd-shaped weapons, how can you only make one piece if it is so fun? If you don't understand, please go back, you are not welcome here.

The lotus flower that Yang Jingru is wearing now is the experimental object before the ghost forging the broken drum hammer by the ghost forging daoist, and it was also pulled out of the arsenal by Chen Li.

In order to observe the previous works at any time, the Oni Forge Daoist took great pains to create a storage technique named Arsenal. All kinds of weapons in the arsenal are marked with different marks, for example, Lianhua's marks before leaving the arsenal are Concentration, Feedback, Sharpness, Knife, 2019, as long as the Ghost Forging Dao people have a mind in their hearts, the arsenal will automatically arrange the weapons that meet the requirements.

This was originally a spell that was convenient for the Ghost Forge Daoist to trace his thinking skills, but later it was simply slightly modified and turned into an attack spell. The way to attack is also very simple and crude, that is, to scatter the weapons in the arsenal as needed so that the enemy can experience the taste of a veritable rain of bullets and guns.

The reason why those puppet vines have different injuries is that they are caused by the blows of different weapons.

Clearing the obstacles around him, the ghost forging man opened the way with a broken drum hammer, and rushed to Chen Li's side like the wind.

Yuquan swiped his fingers, and a tree wall stood on the ground. The ghost forging man held the handle of the broken drum hammer and smashed it towards the tree wall!

This smashing ghost forger used the technique of striking iron, which seemed to be a hammer, but in fact, in the blink of an eye, the strength was several times, and the tree wall was hammered to the limit and was about to rebound just when it happened to meet the second force, and the tough wire in the trunk was also broken by the hammer.

The ghost forging man broke out of the tree, but the trace of Yuquan and Chen Li disappeared in front of him. Just as he was about to set off to search, a tree wall surrounded him and blocked the exit. To make matters worse, the beaten puppet vines climbed up again, and new wires grew back under the wooden bark.

The heart of the Ghost Forging Daoist moved, and the King of Inspiration suddenly appeared beside him.

"Leave me alone, go and protect Chen Li!"

"No, he refuses to cross-communicate with me!" "The Inspiration King smiled bitterly, "It seems that he is ready to do it alone!"

"Then can you connect with Yuquan through me? I've lost their place!"

"I've tried to cross-connect with Yuquan a long time ago, the interference of demonic qi is too great, and my ability doesn't work at all!" "The Inspiration King said, "And it's too dangerous to cross-connect with Yuquan now, we can't take risks!"

"If Chen Li dies here, our plan will fail!" said the Ghost Forge Daoist anxiously.

"What we need is the adult, not the old man. I'm not worried about that adult, I just don't know how far Yuquan will go!" The Inspiration King said calmly, "The current situation is not worse than before, we still wait and see. ”

The Ghost Forge and the Inspiration King had no way to stop Chen Li from entering the demon at all, and from this point of view, it really didn't get any worse. The only problem is that they don't know how bad things are going to go.

Yuquan, who has entered the demon, and Chen Li, who has entered the demon, what will happen when the two meet together?

"What we usually call, pee, and fart is just a general term, something that is easier to feel. Actually, what I want to say is excrement. Chen Li is doing popular science for Yuquan: "In addition to, pee and fart, there are sweat, and carbon dioxide in breath is also excrement, do you understand?"

"Holding the yuan and keeping one, yin and yang in a lifetime, the cycle is endless, and there is no leakage of the true body. Although Yuquan is in the devil, the Tao is profound after all: "Men need to guard Tongyang, and women need to kill the red dragon." First there is nothing and then there is nothing, and then there is nothing, nothing is missing, and there is no false seeking!"

Yuquan looks at Chen Li, just like the reaction of a junior high school student when he challenges a doctor of mathematics with a one-dimensional quadratic equation.

"Wrong! Big mistake!" Chen Li said flatly.

Yuquan was furious: "Huangkou Xiao'er also dares to talk about the scriptures and the Tao! This is the ladder of the Great Dao summarized by generations of cultivators, and you can not slander your clever words!"

"Confucius saw that the two children were arguing about the day, and he couldn't make a decision. Chen Li deliberately accented it, obviously dirty again. Yuquan is erudite and talented, but he knows what Chen Li means.

"Although Confucianism has a deep essence, utilitarianism is too heavy. Yuquan gently brought it, but he didn't dare to make too much of an evaluation of the Holy Ancestor. Confucianism was originally the study of joining the WTO, talking about the world and helping the people to govern the country and level the world, and from the perspective of a cultivator, it is not too much to say that utilitarianism is too heavy. That is, a big bull like Liezi dared to write the words "who is more than you know" in the book.

Since Confucius was not as good as a child, it is also possible that Chen Li's understanding of the Tao is deeper than that of Yuquan. Yuquan is arrogant, even if his demonic temperament has not changed, he did not become angry after being refuted by Chen Li, but really put Chen Li down on the ground.

Just now, the Ghost Forging Daoist tried to break through to save people, and Yuquan took Chen Li to move to the edge of Yin Spring to avoid being hindered again. The clear spring and green trees here are quiet, although there are no butterflies around the spring, but there are leaves of the ghost vine falling in the air, which is also a unique view.

"It's a good way, it's a very good way. If you don't invite, I won't!"

Chen Li patted his ass and looked around, and Yuquan introduced vines as materials to arrange the venue. In an instant, the small pavilion water pavilion is naturally self-contained, and the tea table and wooden chairs are formed into it.

"Sit. ”

Perhaps it was Chen Li's arrogant attitude that aroused Yuquan's interest, and Yuquan's demonic energy was slightly reduced, and he acted much more calmly.

"Brother still has that sweet dew, I like to drink it!"

Chen Li got an inch, and Yuquan also received it all.

"I have a lot of passion dew here, and you can drink it to your heart's content. Yuquan directly attracted a vine to hang down beside Chen Li, and as long as he touched the leaves, nectar would flow out. "It's just that you can't pay enough for tea, so don't think about leaving!"

"Oh, you're only going to fart, I can't leave, you can't threaten me!" Chen Li sat down and said nonchalantly: "Shit, pee, fart, waste." If you talk nonsense, it's the same as with your mouth, it's all the same!"

"Hehe, if you can't tell you why, I'll let you reincarnate yourself!"

"A single version of the second girl, I can try it when I'm completely enchanted...... It's a little ...... now" Chen Li thought about it, and some scenes that were inappropriate for children came to mind, and he quickly interrupted the recollection.

After drinking two cups of nectar to suppress the shock, Chen Li said slowly: "Although we hate, pee and fart, in fact, this is just a subconscious impression out of physiological reactions. Poop and pee fart is a very important material in the biological cycle, and even plays a life-and-death role in the life cycle of some living things. Australia used to import the dung of cattle and sheep from the farm, and the dung of elephants in the African savannah also needed to be decomposed. Without, the grass won't grow. Too much will also disrupt the ecological balance. ”

Yuquan entered the netherworld hundreds of years ago to seek the Tao, and at that time it was still the social cognition of the round sky, where did you know what Australia and the African continent were? Who understands what you said!

But Yuquan didn't want to show his cowardice in front of Chen Li, so he just nodded and said, "Heaven is constant, this is right." ”

"Straighten out the!