"Stop, don't do this kind of thing. Zhou You hurriedly staggered a step, "The relationship between us is that of a boss and an employee, so you can call me the store manager in the future." ”

"What do you mean bosses and employees?" the girl asked, looking up at Mu Mu, "The strong have the power to dominate the weak......, right? No, no, no, I didn't think so, I really didn't. ”

"I believe it......," Zhou You stretched out his hand and pulled the girl up, "On Earth, you must first learn what equality is. ”

"Equality...... Sounds so boring. The girl took Zhou You's hand and got up, her face full of doubts, "But ...... The earth is interesting, the store manager...... I'm going to destroy it seriously...... No, no...... I will cherish it. ”

"Hey...... Don't keep saying these strange things in the future, or you will be caught and put in the hospital. Zhou You breathed a sigh of relief, "Besides, when it's only the two of us, just call me by my name, Zhou You." ”

"Well, again, when it's just the two of us, just call me Great Chaos. The girl raised her eyebrows and said, "When you are in front of outsiders, call me the Great Demon King of Chaos, so serious." ”

"No, no, no...... If you play like this, the two of us will be locked up, you need a name......" Zhou You thought about it and said, "From today onwards, you will be called Wonton, and your nickname will be Wonton." ”

He always felt that he was naming his pet, which was too casual.

But the truth is, it's really not much like a pet.

By the time I rode back, it was already past seven o'clock, and the street lights had just been turned on.

Wanton just sat in the basket of the little yellow car, with his legs hanging in front and his back leaning around, as comfortable as a Lafayette, and dancing all the way.

"I am the wind, I am the lightning!"

"The earth is up to me to conquer!"

This is still the case of no one else, and occasionally there are people passing by in the opposite direction, so it will be lively.

"Hmph, weak life. ”

"Mortal, the earth is about to set. ”

"There are a lot of life on earth, store manager, we have it, seal my land first, right?"

After a long time, she gradually got tired, but she was still very dissatisfied, sitting in the basket and pointing at the car that drove by: "Store manager, our car is too poor and sour, I want to take that kind of car." ”

Zhou You was out of breath, and he didn't have the strength to beat her: "I...... I TMD...... Here you go...... Throw it down...... Believe it or not......"

"Letter. "Wonton is very serious.

"Then shut up. "Stop on the side of the road to take a breath.

As soon as the car stopped, Wonton suddenly sat up straight and stared at the light pole on the side of the road: "Wow!

Unlike other light poles, the junction box under this pole is open, and a section of wire is exposed, which may be the carelessness of the maintenance person.

"Oh?" Zhou You looked at the wires, his eyes narrowed, "this...... Not so good......"

Wonton became more and more excited: "As long as there is energy, I will pedal the car, and the store manager will sit." ”

"This ...... Well......" Zhou You looked up and made sure that there was no surveillance camera, then pushed the car to the light pole, whistled very suspiciously, and blocked the junction box with his body, "Hurry up, don't be discovered." ”

Seeing that Zhou You allowed, Wanton immediately jumped off the bike, squatted in front of the junction box, pulled out the wire and bit it.

At this time, a male cyclist happened to pass by, looking at the two with a frightened face.

Zhou You was also panicked, but he quickly became wise and scolded this person: "Perverted, I haven't seen a child pee." ”

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry............" the buddy quickly slipped away.

Zhou You was about to turn around and urge, but he saw that all the street lights on the entire highway, one by one, suddenly went out.

"Stop!" Zhou You shouted.

"Hmm. Wonton pulled out the wire, and the red light in his eyes was about to explode, "It's full." ”

After she let go, the street lights came back on.

Just when Zhou You felt that she was about to start beeping again, this time she took the initiative to climb on the bicycle very well-behaved, because she was too short to ride normally, so she could only stand on the pedals with her feet and straddle the front beam of the car.

"Get in the car. Wonton held on to the handlebars and pointed to the basket.

Zhou You looked at the basket, and his old face was red, this ...... It's a shame.

"I'd better come later. Zhou You sat in the back seat of the car, grabbed the seat, "Slow down...... Ahh

Before he finished speaking, the bicycle had already started in a terrifying manner, and if it weren't for his youth and strength, I am afraid that he would have been thrown off when he started.

Wonton is unusually stable, and his legs kick wildly, turning, and flicking his tail at the same speed as an electric fan.

The acceleration was so fast that her hair was blown out of all directions, and at the same time, her mouth learned the sound of those cars: "Di, di, di, di." ”

Seeing this monster, the passing car was so frightened that it braked directly and didn't dare to move, but occasionally some drivers would be full of excitement and follow the "Di, Didi" whistle, such a driver, the rear window of the car has some evil LOGO.

In short, Wanton only thought that these cars were afraid of him, and laughed wildly: "Store manager, do you see! Those stopped cars were swallowed up by me! Those ticking cars are subservient to me! Understand? As long as you nod your head, the world is ours." Tick – tick tick!"

Zhou You's whole face has already been blown into a husky balloon, and it is difficult to breathe, let alone scold her.

Under this huge inertia, he felt that his waist was about to break.

By the time he could react, the car had stopped accelerating and was already coasting.

It's very strange, Wonton is still pedaling at a fast speed, why is the speed slowing down?

Zhou You looked down only to find that the chain had been worn red, and the gears used to turn the wheels had been melted into strange shapes......

This car, scrapped.

Wonton is still very energetic, but it is empty: "Why is the car lighter, store manager?"

“…… Stop. ”

"Oh. "Wanton learned to travel around and held the brake hard.

As soon as there was a tragedy, it happened.

Fortunately, the speed was not too fast, and the two of them only rolled forward a few times.

At least, it was considered to be stable, and Zhou You lay on the side of the road and began to vomit, rubbing his waist while spitting, and scolding while rubbing his waist: "Are you trying to kill me?"

Wanton squatted in front of the gradually cooling bicycle, reached out to touch it, and was scalded: "The barren plane, even the magic weapon is so unbearable." ”

She said, and looked at Zhou You with dissatisfaction: "Store manager, why are you so weak?"

"Return! Return!" Zhou You retched and took out his phone.

"Don't, don't...... You can get stronger store manager......"

"I'm sorry, I'm human, not Bikachu. ”

"Cultivation, you can cultivate. Wonton gestured seriously, "I was born in the Void Chaos, and I was weak at the beginning, but I became stronger little by little. ”

"Sorry, this is the Earth plane, not the Bhikachu plane. ”

"I can, so can you, even if it's a demonless plane, there is energy that can be manipulated. Wonton walked to the light pole next to him and began to look for the junction box, "And look at the store manager, how amazing this plane is, there is a charging port every other distance, this is a godsend, let us conquer the world!

"Stop! This is the work of the municipal government and the power supply bureau...... If you do it again, you'll be caught. ”

After that, Zhou You explained for a long time before he made it clear that these things were made by human labor, not grown in the ground for her to eat.