015 Interesting experience
It's almost nine o'clock when I get home, and the road behind is all on foot, although Wonton insists on carrying Zhou You home, but Zhou You still has to face.
After turning on the TV and ordering Wonton to sit on the sofa and not move, Zhou You ordered takeout, took a shower, and when he came out, he saw that Wanton was watching the TV intently, and he breathed a sigh of relief.
At the end of the day, it's still a child.
It's really too much for this fairy and demon to return together, is it necessary to be so ruthless to deal with such a little witch who hasn't grown any hair.
Just pondering, Wanton looked at the TV and suddenly showed a cold smile: "Hmph...... Understood, just sit in his place...... This plane is mine......"
Travel around the heart of the heart.
She wants to kill people and seize power?
Could it be that she is really a demon king with a deep city, knowing that the immortals and demons have set up a magic circle and are subject to others, so she pretends to be a stupid child, just looking for an opportunity to kill people and seize power?
Zhou You looked at the TV in horror, and in his heart, the faces of big people appeared.
With great power comes great responsibility.
If Wanton really wants to assassinate those people and seize power, he will have to make a choice.
However, on the TV, the voice of "Long live the emperor, long live, long live" was heard.
It's a Qing court drama, and a bunch of concubines are kowtowing to the emperor.
“……”
Well, that makes sense, too.
Wanton found that Zhou You had finished taking a shower, and quickly pointed to the TV and asked, "Store manager, you are so strong, why don't you go and be the emperor, I'll help you." ”
Zhou You rubbed his head and said: "This is a TV series, a story made up blindly." ”
"Story?"
"It's just something made up, and it's generally used for entertainment. ”
"Entertainment?" Wonton stared at the TV and thought for a long time before he glared, "I understand, ordinary human beings fantasize about becoming the emperor and conquering the world, right?"
"That's your fantasy...... In this kind of drama, the emperor is just a public seeding machine, and everyone will not substitute for the emperor. ”
"That'...... Why are you looking at this?" Wonton gave an incomprehensible expression.
"This question is very deep, and you can't tell if you call a university professor, so let's take it slowly. ”
Wonton shook his head and didn't say anything more, just picked up the table lamp on the coffee table very skillfully and licked the lamp holder with the bulb in it.
Only then did Zhou You realize that she had already removed the light bulb at some point, and held the light holder, as if she was eating it as a lollipop.
Zhou You covered his forehead, not knowing what to say.
Teach it slowly, even if it's a pet, little by little.
He then threw the remote control to Wanton: "You can watch TV to learn about the earth, and I'll come and tell you when I'm fine." ”
"Oh. "Wanton didn't change the channel, still staring at the TV, this time with a research look.
Just right, the doorbell rang, the takeaway arrived, and Zhou You ordered a spicy hot for two people, and he planned to eat them all by himself.
Take out the chilled mineral water from the refrigerator and take a big sip, sit at the table and set the lunch box, and the fatigue of the day can be relieved.
Zhou You picked up the chopsticks, took the fish balls first, and then looked up, Wanton had already thrown away the TV series, and lay on the table and glared at him: "Hmm......"
Zhou You almost choked, and after taking a big sip of water and swallowing it, he asked, "Don't you don't eat, just eat electricity?"
"That's the case in the Yu Ling plane, but now the body is ......" Wonton rubbed his stomach and twitched his nose a few times, "The body has become so strange...... I want to ......."
"You can't use my electricity again and eat my rice again. Zhou You looked at her desperately, the little abacus was crooked, and the 100 million was afraid that it was going to be in vain.
"Then I...... Bear with it. Wonton stared at Malatang in pain, saliva flowing down from the corners of his mouth on both sides at the same time.
"......" Zhou You sighed, and still divided a box for wonton, "...... with chopsticks"
Before he finished speaking, I saw Wanton pick up the lunch box and tilt his head and start sucking.
“…… Don't burn. ”
Zhou You was still late after all, and Wanton put down the lunch box in pain, his cheeks bulged out, his face was flushed, and he was about to cry again, and it seemed that he was hot enough.
"Spit it out first. Zhou You hurriedly picked up the lunch box and gave it to her.
Wonton shook his head vigorously with tears in his eyes.
It seems that she is reluctant to vomit again, so she falls into a painful stalemate, becoming more and more like a husky.
A minute later, she finally swallowed hard, her hands propped up on the table and panted wildly, a handful of snot and tears: "Sure enough...... It's a terrifying experience...... Earth, it's interesting. ”
“…… Forget it, it's good if you're happy. ”
Zhou You has been with Wonton for a few hours, and unconsciously, his heart is getting bigger and bigger, he will try to correct Wonton and educate Wonton at first, and soon he will find that this is useless, and then he will gradually treat it as if he didn't see it, and enter the state of being happy.
The good news is that not long after Wonton finished dinner, he fell asleep watching the Qing palace drama.
It stands to reason that if she is so dirty, she should take a bath, just observe her physical state, and determine the similarities and differences between her and ordinary humans.
This is obviously a very necessary thing, but I always feel that I can't do it.
Forget it, we'll talk about it tomorrow.
After Zhou You cleaned up the table, he covered the wonton lying on the sofa with a piece of clothing, and was about to go into the house to sleep, but the wonton sat up with his stomach covered, and the expression on his face was very tangled and complicated.
"Uncomfortable...... I want to ......," wonton frowned and clutched his ass.
Puff puff puff!
It is the sound of B-BOX, and it has an echo.
"Wait!" Zhou You was not good, and quickly grabbed her and rushed to the toilet, pressing it on the toilet.
Immediately after, it crackled and was miserable.
Zhou You crossed the door, covered his nose and scolded: "Aren't you fairies? ”
"This ...... It's also my first time...... This body ...... It's weird. Wonton sat inside, this time he was really embarrassed, "I'm sorry store manager, I'll try to pull a little incense......"
"Uh...... Needless to say, I'm sorry, everyone is like this, and it's good to be able to master it to this level for the first time......" Zhou You said through the door, "After you finish it, you have a tissue paper in your right hand, and wipe it clean with that." ”
"Okay, right, right? Do you use all five?"
“……”
After that, Zhou You taught her to flush the toilet, wash her hands, and turn on and off the shower head for bathing.
After that, he downloaded an early childhood education video from the Internet and asked her to watch the video to learn how to take a bath and learn about her new body by the way.
After taking a shower, Wanton changed into the smallest sportswear in the last week, went out of the bathroom and took a turn, when he wore a robe before, he was not obvious, but now he changes his clothes, and the whole person is like a clothes pole.
Zhou You looked at her rib-like body and felt a little distressed, as for her pale complexion, eighty percent of her skin was anemia.
In the end, Zhou You gave her the nutrition express line of his own nutrition, which can be regarded as bedtime.
Almost as soon as he drank the nutritional dollars, the wonton fell asleep again, and made a fragrant snoring sound.
Zhou You also understands that what high and low demons are...... When she comes to the earth, she will turn into a physical body, and as long as she is given a power cut, she is not much more powerful than a Shiba Inu.
It's just that it's much more troublesome than a Shiba Inu.
I hope it can be more useful than a Shiba Inu.