Chapter 304: Cousin Chick (Nine Watches)
Leng Ruobing glared at Xiao Zheng, this guy doesn't speak in a measured manner, this is obviously hatred.
She patted Song Xiaoji on the shoulder, and said angrily: "Cousin, a big man, what is crying and crying? ”
"Forehead......." Leng Ruobing's words were very good, Song Xiaoji immediately stopped crying, and with a faint smile, he twisted: "I know that my family Ruobing is the best for others." ”
"Yes, yes, they're all relatives, they should be!" Leng Ruobing smiled faintly at Song Xiaoji.
This charming smile immediately gave Song Xiaoji infinite encouragement, and he snorted at Xiao Zheng girlily and went to pick up his luggage.
What kind of creature is this?
Xiao Zheng's heart felt a chill, and he followed to get the salute.
After taking out the salute, Xiao Zheng wanted to help him carry some, but Song Xiaoji glared at him angrily and didn't give him a chance.
"You little red guy, get out of the way, you still dare to covet my family Ruobing, it's impossible, hey!"
Cousin Chick glanced at Xiao Zhengfei, twisted his waist, saluted alone, and walked out of the airport hall accompanied by Leng Ruobing.
I'm rubbing, still huh?
You are a sissy, you are actually with Lao Tzu, see if Lao Tzu will change you!
Xiao Zheng sneered, followed, and opened the car door.
"Ruobing, you open me?"
"I'll do it, I'm familiar with the road. Leng Ruobing sat directly in the driver's seat and prepared to drive.
However, Song Xiaoji was not happy, he was dissatisfied: "A stinky man who doesn't drive actually makes my house open if the ice opens, are you a gentleman?"
"I ......."
Xiao Zheng was dumbfounded for a moment, and then smiled: "What's so difficult about this? ”
"Can you do it?"
"I can't do it, you don't know? The first time we did, you couldn't get out of bed. ”
"Forehead......." glared at Xiao Zheng coldly, and then stepped out of the driver's seat.
Song Xiaoji also glared angrily, and a pair of jealous eyes slashed at Xiao Zheng fiercely, looking like he wanted to choose someone to eat.
In this way, Cousin Ruobing is no longer perfect, but so what? This does not affect people to be with her.
Thinking of this, he patted the empty seat in the back seat and invited: "Ruobing, come and sit next to your cousin, let's catch up." ”
"No, cousin, I'll be the co-pilot!" Leng Ruobing smiled faintly, sat on the co-pilot, and fastened his seat belt.
"Forehead ......."
Song Xiaoji was immediately stunned, this is not a good sign, cousin Ruobing is actually avoiding me.
Hmph, it's all because of that Xiao Zheng little red guy that I took away my family Ruobing's heart.
Very good, then destroy his image and make him embarrassed.
Thinking of this, he smiled suspiciously, very infiltrating.
Xiao Zheng saw his face in the rearview mirror, started the car noncommittally, and yelled.
"Ruobing's little kiss, cousin chicken, please fasten your seat belt, the old driver is about to leave. ”
"Hey, do you want to chase me to Ruobing when you drive a broken BMW?" Cousin Chick waved his orchid fingers, took out a wet wipe, attached it to his face, and sneered at Xiao Zheng.
"Forehead......." Leng Ruobing looked back and said with a smile: "Cousin, this BMW is mine, Ah Zheng is a poor bastard, and I support his life." ”
I mowed the grass, Xiao Zheng kicked the accelerator as a brake, and almost hit the rear-end.
This girl, what she said is as if Lao Tzu is a little white face, but she is angry, wait for it, Lao Tzu will push you sooner or later, making you want to stop, and beg for mercy tactfully.
"Oh, it turns out that my BMW, no wonder it's so fragrant. Song Xiaoji smiled awkwardly, took out a small mirror and looked at it, and it was stinky and beautiful.
Xiao Zheng felt like he was going to throw up, it was really torture to be with this non-human.
"Ruobing, hold on to the handlebars, I'm going to accelerate!" Xiao Zheng reminded Leng Ruobing, continuously shifting gears, pressing the accelerator to the end, and the speed soared to the extreme.
BMW travels through the tidal traffic like a butterfly through a flower, with ease.
"Bang!"
This sudden acceleration caught Cousin Chick off guard and crashed headlong into the seat in front of him, bringing a scratch.
"Ah, people are bleeding!"
"It's okay, cousin chicken, the boy bleeds without tears, he will be here in a while, bear with me. Xiao Zheng pretended to show concern, the corners of his mouth were crooked, and there was a sneer.
Little chick, fight with Lao Tzu, you are still hairy!
Leng Ruobing also screamed in shock: "Ah Zheng, slow down, I can't stand it anymore." ”
"Haha, that's what I said, it's hard, your family is hard. Hold my arm and get used to it. Xiao Zheng smiled obscenely and gave Leng Ruobing a wink.
"You ......."
The chick cousin in the back seat saw them snuggling up to each other, gritting his teeth, feeling dizzy and feeling like he was going to vomit.
"Cousin Ruobing, people can't stand it anymore, do you have a convenient bag, you have to vomit. ”
"Huh?" Leng Ruobing frowned, and said perfunctorily: "There is it in the storage bag, take it yourself, cousin." ”
If you dare to vomit in President Ben's car, I will kill him.
Of course, Xiao Zheng knew Leng Ruobing's cleanliness habit, so he drove more vigorously, sometimes by leaps and bounds, sometimes slammed on the brakes, and the roar of BMW was endless.
"Vomit ......."
The eldest cousin finally couldn't stand it anymore, and spat bitterness into the convenience bag, almost spitting out the bile.
A fishy smell permeated, Leng Ruobing gritted his silver teeth, turned his head hatefully, and wanted to eat his eldest cousin.
Xiao Zheng was stunned for a while: "Cousin chicken, spit, spit, spit, get used to it." ”
"Wori, you are an immortal....... "Cousin Chick's face turned green, and he greeted Xiao Zheng's ancestors in his heart, and looked at Xiao Zheng with a cruel look in his eyes.
Xiao Zheng lowered the window and breathed a sigh of relief, alas, this big cousin is worthy of growing up eating hamburgers, this smell, Tai Nima smells bad.
"Cousin Chicken, how can you litter the garbage bag? ”
Just when the eldest cousin was about to collapse, the BMW car finally arrived at Yunlan Villa.
As soon as he got out of the car, the eldest cousin squatted on the edge of the lawn and continued to vomit and vomit.
Leng Ruobing opened the window of his car in distress and breathed air.
Her eyebrows furrowed slightly, she gritted her teeth and squinted at her eldest cousin, her anger was just fleeting, and then she walked to Song Xiaoji's side and said gently: "Cousin, just go in and drink saliva!"
"Yes, cousin chick, it's useless to vomit!" Xiao Zheng also echoed, patting his back with "enthusiasm" on his face.
"Stinky man, don't touch people!" Song Xiaoji glared back at Xiao Zheng, opened his hand, and walked towards the villa with his chest covered like Dong Shi's imitation.
I cut the grass, stinky man?
Xiao Zheng overturned the river and the sea for a while, let out a sigh of relief, and spread his hands at Leng Ruobing, indicating that he could not do anything.
(End of chapter)