Chapter 305: Pretending to be a Demon (Ten Watches!)
Everyone quickly entered the living room of the villa and sat down.
Chu Xiaoran was actually there, and when she saw Song Xiaoji, she felt a sense of disgust for no reason, not fake her color.
But Song Xiaoji was very enthusiastic, and sat next to Chu Xiaoran, excited: "Ah, it turns out that Xiaoran is also there, and he doesn't say hello to his cousin." When my cousin and Ruobing get married, I will ask you to be a bridesmaid. ”
"Hello, cousin!"
Chu Xiaoran greeted him in a sneer, and moved his body to the side, dodging Song Xiaoji.
However, Song Xiaoji didn't have the strength to see, so he stuck to Chu Xiaoran's side again, pinched his orchid fingers, and said familiarly: "Xiaoran, where are you going to school now?"
"Zhonghai University, a first-class university in the country!" Chu Xiaoran smiled and replied arrogantly, and his body hid to the side again.
Song Xiaoji posted it again in a stinky and shameless way, and said regretfully: "Oh, that's a pity, people know that Huaxia education is not good, it's all cramming teaching, if you continue like this, Xiaoran will become a fool." ”
Nani?
Chu Xiaoran heard of it for the first time, and he sat there and was secretly confused.
However, whether it is good or bad is the stuff of the motherland, and there is no need for outsiders to make irresponsible remarks.
"Cousin, I feel that Huaxia's education is very good, I am very satisfied!"
"Xiao Ran, it's not right for you to think so, the United States is all divergent and free-range teaching, and you can give full play to your potential according to your interests and hobbies. You only know how to read books every day, but you don't know how to practice, so you will learn in vain.
Moreover, let me tell you, if you look at the same acting students, why are there many Western actors who have won small gold figures, but there are very few in China? This is very telling, this is the obvious gap. ”
Chu Xiaoran secretly came to a national scolding.
Is it so bad for Huaxia to say such things as a Chinese?
"Cousin, don't say it, I still like Huaxia and won't go abroad. ”
"Xiao Ran, how can you think so? You know, the Apple mobile phone is a domestic product, it is much easier to use than a domestic mobile phone......." Song Xiaoji couldn't see Chu Xiaoran's gritted teeth at all, and he was still chattering there.
I'm mowing the grass, and the apple is your father?
I'm good with Huawei, Xiaomi, and backgammon, and I haven't seen any problems.
It's changed when you get to him, Zhennima is angry!
Xiao Zheng couldn't bear it anymore, sat down in the middle of the two of them, hugged Chu Xiaoran's shoulders, and said with a smile: "Xiaoran, I want to ask you a question." ”
"What's the problem?" Chu Xiaoran saw Xiao Zheng saving the scene, and immediately came to his senses.
"What are the four major ancient civilizations in the world?"
"China, Egypt, Babylon, India. ”
"Is there a rice country?"
"Mu You......." Chu Xiaoran's eyes became brighter and brighter, it turned out that Xiao Zheng, this guy, was wilted, and the crowd was so unexpected.
This Nima, God assists, you can't accept it!
This girl decided that she would be kind to the head of the personal guard in the future, because he was a good person.
Song Xiaoji was stunned, lying down, scolding people without spitting dirty words, is this scolding me for being uncivilized?
Suddenly, he saw Xiao Zheng's eyes full of tears, and he didn't know what was going on.
"Little Red Guy, why are your eyes full of tears?"
"Because, for, I, right, this, piece, earth, earth, love, get, deep, sinking!"
Xiao Zheng looked at him with hatred, word by word, as if he was educating his grandson.
"Poof.......
Leng Ruobing couldn't help laughing, and a sip of coffee squirted out, spraying Song Xiaoji's body.
She smiled reluctantly, hiding her embarrassment.
I went, I really didn't see it, Xiao Zheng is a kid, I still remember the patriotic poems in the middle school textbooks, he is really a good boy of the motherland with all-round development of morality, intelligence, physique and beauty.
Well, I have to be kind to her in the future, and I will praise him for this feeling.
However, Song Xiaoji suddenly stood up, looked at his suit, felt distressed for a while, and said: "Ruobing, you are too careless, this suit of others is a limited edition of Nia, a set of tens of thousands, it can't be washed, look at this coffee stain, oops!"
He twisted his waist and went to the bathroom, presumably to clean up.
Xiao Zheng looked at his back and snorted.
Damn, a set of tens of thousands? is also a limited edition?
I'm forking Nima, pretending to be a madman!
"Ruobing, your ***** cousin, is really a superb. ”
"What's ****, ......."
Leng Ruobing was ashamed and angry, and his face immediately turned red, it was the kind of flawless white and translucent red, with infinite style, which was enough to fascinate thousands of young men.
Chu Xiaoran was holding Xiao Zheng's arm, smiling forward and backward, the flowers and branches trembling, and he could see his choked throat.
"Hahaha, this big cousin, he has been like this bear since he was a child, and he has never changed, he should!"
"Xiao Ran, you're gone, I seem to see pink memories. ”
The corners of Xiao Zheng's mouth were crooked, he smiled evilly, and looked at Chu Xiaoran playfully.
"Bastard! You did it on purpose, didn't you?"
"How is that possible? You took the initiative to open your mind and accept me. ”
"Xiao Zhengzi, you are looking for death!"
"Xiao Masako, yours isn't that big, aren't you? ”
"You ......." Chu Xiaoran was angry, pointing at Xiao Zheng's nose, gritting his silver teeth, his face full of anger.
"Ahem, cough, ahem......." Leng Ruobing cleared his throat and reminded him, and the two of them finally quieted down.
I saw Song Xiaoji walking back again, and said with a disgusted face: "Ruobing, why is there no water purifier, the sodium hypochlorite content of domestic tap water is seriously exceeded." ”
"Ga ......."
Among the three people, sodium hypochlorite exceeds the standard?
We all grew up eating tap water, and we didn't see anything, so you are special about riding horses?
That hypocrisy, virtue!
Leng Ruobing was the master after all, stood up, and said kindly: "Cousin, it's okay, you change it, I'll take it to the dry cleaner to wash it for you." ”
"No, my suit is after-sales for life, forget it, I'll still send it back by air and find a professional organization to wash it." ”
Song Xiaoji took off the suit on his upper body, folded it carefully as if there was no one around, and his ass was cocked and twisted.
"Poof......." Everyone spurted blood, foaming at the mouth, and the corners of their mouths twitched.
……
After a cigarette, Song Xiaoji finally folded his clothes and put them aside.
He wears a pale pink shirt and sits back on the couch like a dyed husky.
Finally, he saw the three people who were dumbfounded, and said in surprise: "What's wrong with you? Huaxia's coffee is so bad?"
"Eh!" the three of them still looked at him like a god, still in a stunned mode.
Song Xiaoji suddenly covered his cheeks and smiled shyly: "Don't look at people like this, people will be embarrassed." ”
Xiao Zheng really wanted to slap him to death, this second goods, put on the earth, is a kind of visual pollution.
Back then, his father should have thrown him on the wall and dried him freely!
Song Xiaoji suddenly slapped his forehead and smiled: "Oh, I forgot, when I was in Indonesia last time, I brought a can of cat poop coffee, do you want to try it?"
(End of chapter)