004 Something is offline

The next morning, Zhou You sat at the table, holding a slice of bread, looking at his mobile phone in a daze, with more than 100 unread private chats on it.

[Buy chop hands again: Brother liar, this money is for my surgery...... I'm dying...... Please, is it okay to get a refund?]

[Buy chopping hands again: Brother, you have pity on me, is it okay to cancel the transaction?]

[Buy chop hands again: Ah, it hurts...... I'm going to die...... Ah......h

[Buy chop hands again: Brother, in?]

[Buy chop hands again: Okay, I'll be honest, brother...... This money is borrowed, and the loan sharks on our side directly cut off their hands......]

[Buy chop hands again: brother - brother - me - in - use - tongue - head - type - word - na!]

……

It's really hard to buy chopping hands again, and I haven't stopped until now, and I changed countless personalities overnight.

Zhou You should have blocked him, but if you think about it carefully, people who are addicted to this level may really have physical disabilities and cannot integrate into society, which is also pitiful.

This is like a terminally ill patient, if the condition is already serious to the point of no return, it is better to comfort and comfort him more, so that he can live a happier life.

Zhou You sighed and chewed the bread in reply.

【Conscientious store manager: ...... Stop cursing yourself. 】

The other party replied instantly, and it seems that he has been guarding his phone.

[Buy chop hands again: Brother, brother, you're here! Kneel for brother! I figured it out, you can't ship the goods, no problem, let's hand it over, I apply to go to the earth plane to trade face-to-face, do you think it's okay?]

[Travel: Clams, offline gatherings, free of charge...... I'm not going to have anything to do with your circle. 】

[System prompt: The buyer "buys again" requests to come to the earth plane to trade face-to-face. 】

Refusal, this must be refused, neuropathy is absolutely contagious.

[Buy chop hands again: 555555......]

[Zhou You: Okay, don't 555, it's not good for me to send it to you. 】

[Buy chopping hands again: brother, you are my brother! forever!]

[Zhou You: Okay, you go and rest, I'll ship it.] 】

[Buy chop hands again: Thank you, brother, don't forget to pretend that Xiao Wang is poor. 】

Shipment is of course impossible, this is only a soothing treatment for terminally ill patients.

Zhou You drank milk and looked at it casually, the buyers here tossed all night, the spectators over there were not very peaceful, there were still many people talking about the goods, most people guessed that the Hades King bought the goods, and most people also guessed that Zhou You was a liar.

It seems that at least so many dozens of people are really staring at this transaction, so many people, such a large scale, to play this part, Zhou You actually believes a little.

Maybe Xianyu is really an excellent platform to buy things?

He quickly shook his head again.

It's not good, it must have been playing too much, and I began to integrate into this neurotic circle.

In order to make his worldview self-consistent, debunk the conspiracy of these neuropaths to assimilate themselves, Zhou You opened the seller's delivery guide, if the prompt courier to a certain real address, then you can be sure that Xianyu is a liar, and Zhou You will report to save these people when the time comes.

However, the delivery process is not like this, according to Xianyu's prompts, you only need to put the goods in the designated place, and then click on the delivery.

And the designated place, judging from the map, is on the black stone in the Zhou family's compound!

The so-called haunting, losing things, fainting a few years ago, system binding a day ago, plus this shipping location, are all here.

At this moment, all the elements were strung together, and the soul of the deep neurosis hidden in Zhou You's heart was faintly about to be ignited.

Could it be that place is really a space-time hub?

Zhou You shuddered, and the bread in his mouth fell on the table.

It's over, the neuropathy is so contagious, and before I know it, I will integrate into that circle.

He wiped his sweat, removed the SIM card of his phone in two clicks, and unplugged the router.

The phone has no network and no service, and all applications that need to be connected to the Internet cannot be connected.

However, the idle fish ...... Still unimpeded.

He ran to the toilet again, and there was no signal in his own toilet, where any communication would fail.

But Xianyu,It's still unaffected.,There's no pause in watching ultra-clear videos.,Don't want the signal traffic to be good.。

In a moment of consternation, another system prompt came.

[Hello, there are many buyers who have complained that your review of the product is suspected of fraud, please complete the product information within half an hour, otherwise Xianyu will be forced to cancel the transaction, and your store manager authority will also be cancelled. 】

Zhou You sat on the toilet and his hands were shaking very much.

Could it be that they are all normal people, trading in a particularly normal way, and the only one who has a nervous disorder -

Is it me?

Zhou You swallowed and foamed, and opened a private chat with "buy chop hands again" again.

[Conscience store manager: Xianyu reminds that the transaction is going to be canceled. 】

[Buy Chop Hands Again: ???]

[Conscience store manager: And my store is going to be cancelled, it's good, goodbye. 】

[Buy Chop Hands Again: I saw it! It must be the Emperor of the Underworld who is maliciously complaining, they want to make this deal yellow! Don't! If you are cancelled, you will no longer be able to shop for idle fish, you will not be able to go for idle fish...... This...... What's the point of being alive!]

[Conscience store manager: Is it so serious?] 】

[Buy chop hands again: Don't waste time! Upload a picture of Xiao Wang Le's poverty, otherwise you will really be written off. 】

[Conscience store manager: I'm hesitant, I feel like I'm sick, why should I tell you this......]

[Buy chopping hands again: Brother, don't think about it so much, let's complete a transaction quickly, okay! The demon-free plane is too rare, things are really in demand, it's a pity that you are written off.] 】

[Conscience store manager: Is this a prank, you colluded to see me make a fool?]

[Buy Chop Hands Again: Brother...... I'm on your knees...... Those buyers are all heads and faces in their own plane...... It doesn't matter if my deal is true or not, you must not be cancelled!]

【Conscientious store manager: ...... Then I, try?]

[Buy Chop Hands Again: Come on Brother!]

Putting down the phone, Zhou You decided to give up thinking for a while.

After determining that his IQ was offline, he turned on his laptop, downloaded the "FC Game Collection", and launched Super Mario and Tetris, took a trial game with his mobile phone for more than ten seconds, and uploaded it to Xianyu.

The comment area exploded instantly!

[It's true!It's really Xiao Wang's Poor Poverty!It's Mario World and Block World!]

[The legendary earth plane is connected again!]

[Another Demonless Plane!Great!Congratulations to the store manager!]

[The buyer must show off when he receives the goods!]

[Emperor Hades: Store manager, cancel the transaction quickly, the loss is responsible, this thing, I want 1300 fish balls!]

[Buy chopping hands again: Hi~~ Emperor Hades, don't pretend, everyone knows that you took it~~]

[Emperor Hades: I'm you***!!]

[System Prompt: The Emperor of the Underworld has been banned.] 】