003 Rhythm Drama Spirit
Zhou You didn't reply this time, and he couldn't talk much with this kind of cancer buyer, just when he was about to turn off his mobile phone, a new visitor appeared in the store, his head was like a pitch-black sickle, and the workmanship was quite thin.
[Emperor Hades, Lv.6 buyer, Plane of the Living Dead (Middle Devil)]
[Earth plane?, may I ask the store manager who has heard of the legendary one...... Is Xiao Wang Le poor?]
Xiao Wang is poor?
[Conscience store manager: Xiao Wang Leqiao? Are you sure you don't make a typo? Are we talking about "earth" an earth?]
[Emperor Hades: Oh, it's the newcomer store manager of Lv.0, let me briefly introduce that on Xianyu, the plane naming will not be repeated, and there will always be only one plane on the earth. However, there are often errors in language translation, and in the process of plane transmission, the product is decayed, so there may be misunderstandings in the details of our communication. γ
Zhou Youxin said, this guy has gone too far, understand these such wasted brains.
[Conscience store manager: Then please describe Xiao Wang Leqiao specifically, I try to understand. γ
[Emperor Hades: Contemptible people have only heard the legend, according to the legend, Xiao Wang Leqiao is a red-white magic vessel, which needs to be inserted into a yellow crystal nucleus, and injected with magic energy to activate, according to the different crystal nuclei, it can reflect the infinite thousands of worlds, have you heard of it, store manager?]
Red & White ...... Insert yellow ...... Xiao Wang is poor......
γConscience store manager::...... Do you mean FC consoles?
[Emperor Hades: What?!Little Overlord...... Infinite fun?!Infinite fun, infinite worlds, it turns out that this is the complete face of the incomplete legend! May I ask the conscience store manager, do you have a little overlord Qile endless for sale?]
Damn, don't you want to be so excited!
Endure...... After a few more rounds with him, RPG games, you won't lose traveling around.
[Conscience store manager: I don't have a little overlord in my hand, but the computer I sell can also play FC games, and you only need to install an emulator. γ
[Emperor Hades: What? You can incorporate his infinite pleasure into this artifact? Legendary ...... 1000 in one??γ
What the hell is this guy talking about? I want to beat him up.
Zhou You kind of wanted to block him, but after thinking about it, according to Xianyu's setting, the language is to be translated back and forth, maybe in the plane of the Emperor of the Underworld, there is no simulator, game consoles and other words, so the words he said are translated in the past, and they are automatically replaced by things like magic tools and divine thoughts, and then translated back, it will inevitably be distorted.
Thinking of this, Zhou You can't help but admire the Emperor of the Underworld, you are always a real hardcore player, this texture, this brain circuit, the sense of substitution is too strong, I can still make up for it in my brain.
Out of respect for hardcore players, Zhou You replied to him.
[Conscience store manager: Yes, I can help you install the FC simulator before shipping. γ
[Emperor Hades: Understood. β¦β¦ But the store manager, there is no basis for his words, can he upload the picture, and after I find a friend in the fish pond to confirm that it is "Xiao Wang Le Poor", I will take a picture immediately. γ
[Zhou You: It's too late now, I'm going to bed, tomorrow.] γ
[Emperor Hades: Upload the screen now, as long as it is confirmed, the contemptible person is willing to buy 1000 fish balls. γ
[Travel: It's not a matter of money...... You know what I mean......]
[Emperor Hades: Understood! Add 200 fish balls, tired of the store manager, and the contemptible people really want to see the thousands of worlds in "Little Wang Le Poor". γ
Neurotic! Know what a fart! Who wants this broken fish ball!
Talking,There's a newcomer leaving a message.,The conversation just now always uses the page message function.,All conversations are public.,People who watch this product can see it.,At this time,More people can't bear it.γ
[What? This is Xiao Wang Le's poor?]
[The legendary source of ultimate happiness?]
γThe pinnacle of pleasure on the Demonless Plane?γ
[There is no basis for speaking, can the store manager get on a video!]
[Lv.0 sellers? Liar, right?Even the avatar is the default. γ
[Eighty percent is a liar, Xiao Wang Leqiao is red and white, and the things he sells are black, which is far from bad. γ
These "warm and friendly" guests are simply a bunch of psychopaths, and they really can't find a reason to play this thing and be a liar.
Almost, if you continue to play, it will cause irreversible damage to your IQ.
[Conscientious store manager: Everyone, I'm going to sleep, so I won't play with you...... Don't be like this all the time, go out and walk more, and get in touch with the real society. γ
was educating these people, and the mobile phone suddenly "ding".
[Congratulations, the buyer "bought again" and took a picture of your "Lenovo notebook", the system has completed the deduction, please follow the instructions for delivery. γ
The state of the goods has also changed to "trading", and the gathered guests are embarrassed to see the news, but they can't see who bought it, so they have to guess each other.
Buy the chopping hand again and be the first to jump out.
[Buy Chop Hands Again: Emperor Hades, Did You Make a Move?]
[Emperor Hades: It's not contemptible, this store manager is a seller of Lv.0, and 888 fish balls are not a small amount, and the contemptible person has been deceived, so he doesn't dare to shoot recklessly...... Which friend is so magnificent, and hopes to show up, if he shoots the real "Xiao Wang Le Poor", it will also make the contemptible people see and understand. γ
[Buy chopping hands again: Who is so domineering? Hey...... I would have taken it if I had known...... Chop your hands and shoot it, I regret it!]
Everyone talked about it, sour and envious, some regretted not making a move, and some insisted that Zhou You must be a liar.
Zhou You looked back and forth several times before he was sure that it was really "bought again" to buy, but this buyer himself was the most innocent one in the version chat, and he regretted not taking it in various ways, and secretly made everyone think that it was bought by the Emperor of the Underworld.
The word drama essence was simply invented for him.
This person, who has played Xianyu to this point, is really a hardcore in the hardcore, and he admires the five-body cast.
Soon, the private chat message came over.
[Buy chopping hands again: hehe~~ According to Xianyu's agreement, the eldest brother wants to help me keep it secret~~]
[Conscience store manager: ...... Awesome. γ
[Buy chopping hands again: Thank you for the compliment, so-so. That's right...... I was too anxious when I placed an order, I forgot to remarks, remember to help me pack "Xiao Wang Le Poor" before delivery!]
[Conscience store manager: a fart, that's almost the end of the game, right?]
[Buy Chop Hands Again: ??? Scammer ???]
[Conscience store manager: No...... How do I ship it...... Who am I going to give it to?]
[Buy Chop Hands Again: I'm not from the Earth Plane, how do I know?
[Conscientious store manager: Friend, moderate games are good for the brain, addiction to games hurts the body, I advise you, turn back to the shore. γ
Leaving such a sentence, Zhou You switched his phone to Do Not Disturb mode and threw it at the head of the bed, turning over.
Don't touch this software again, stay away from this circle.
Sleep soundly, and I'm going to go surveying and mapping tomorrow.