"The most reliable bid is 1450 fish balls, although there are other higher prices, but they all require the first delivery. ”

"Hmm...... How much can I sell if I directly sell on the platform?"

"You've sold it once, you can't sell it. ”

"I changed the model and became a handheld, yes, I tried it. ”

"That's amazing! There's still a lot of time, I suggest you put 2000, anyway, there will be a lot of bargaining, it's just a big deal to sell at a reduced price in the end." ”

"I hate bargaining the most. ”

"Why don't I be your assistant customer service, you send my business card on it, so that they can come to me if they have something, and I will also assist you in managing the comment area. ”

"So kind?"

You must have more games, I can help you write reviews and promote them. ”

"That's fine. In this way, according to the sales performance, I will give you a commission on fish balls every week, and after saving enough for a new handheld reward, I will send you another 200 games. ”

"( ̄『 ̄) Only 200?"

"These 200 games are different, they are one era ahead of the previous 1,000 games, and the capacity and graphics of each game exceed the sum of the previous 1,000 games. ”

"(/‵Д′)/~╧╧!How many goods are you still hiding!"

Zhou You silently calculated that FC games are just the beginning, and then there are GB, GBA, Sega Saturn arcade PS1234, etc., which can probably be sold to his grandson's generation.

Thinking of this, Zhou You hurriedly replied: "It's almost the end, I'm a real person, I don't have much goods, so I rely on you to operate." ”

"No matter, for the sake of 200 super games, I'm going to make a fish pond with a burst stem (ambiguity?). ”

"Well, I'm going to hang up the new model and add your business card as a customer service?"

“\\٩('ω')و//”

After finalizing the operation routine, Zhou You finally took out from his shoulders that he didn't know before, beyond imagination, a combination of copycat imagination and horror cost-effective, the ultimate black technology-

【Xiaobawang psp game machine handheld nostalgic large screen S9000A rechargeable FC handheld game machine children's GBA arcade Tetris mini game machine Douyin same retro game console】

Yes, that's what this thing is called!

Not only is the name domineering, but the appearance is also a copycat PSP handheld with no dead ends, except for the ecstasy LOGO of the little overlord in the middle and bottom, there is almost no difference from PSP.

Polar white, deep space black, magnificent red, Yaodong blue four colors are optional, fuselage paint treatment, split crystal buttons, up to 16G capacity, 5.1-inch large screen, archived and downloaded, you can watch videos and read books, and you can even connect to TV to fight the King of Fighters.

Thousands of games are included for free, FC, GBA, arcade, only you can't think of it, you can't do it without it, and the total price of all games has already exceeded 100 million.

Don't 998, don't 668, just 228!

The money for a meal, the crystallization of 20 years of human wisdom to take home!

Before taking this thing, Zhou You didn't know that there could be such an excellent and cost-effective product in the world, and when he bought it, he even felt a sense of guilt in his heart, feeling that he had made another 100 million, and if he bought it like this, Nintendo would go bankrupt.

In short, this handheld, this price, even in the earth plane, can really be called an artifact.

However, Zhou You is about to do a terrifying thing, which is to delete 99.99% of the content inside, leaving only three customer-designated FC games.

It was cruel, so Zhou You decided to do it at the last minute.

Zhou You first established Xiao Wang Le's poor fish pond, then scanned and photographed the handheld, and took a photo of starting Contra, and then typed the above copy and hung up the idle fish.

[Product Name: Extreme Xiao Wang Le Poor, New Extreme Upgrade, Seller Blood Loss Three-in-One Combination!]

[Product desciption: Why choose Ji Xiao Wang Le Poor?]

[One, larger capacity, the number of games is 1→3, the price of one piece, three times the enjoyment!]

[Second, more convenient models, quick start, pick up and play, thousands of worlds, let you travel.] 】

[Three, more exciting operation, with crystal buttons, the ultimate experience of the original version of the spike. 】

[Fourth, tailor-made, you can choose three games from the game library, which is guaranteed to be affordable to home, and every fish ball is spent on the blade. 】

[If you want to know more about the game library and more details, please pay attention to Xiao Wang Le Poor Fish Pond.] 】

[If you have any questions to communicate, please contact the only designated customer service - "buy chop hands again."] 】

wrote such a copy, and when the final price was set, Zhou You couldn't bear to enter 2000, he felt that it was too much of a loss.

[Price: 2500 fish balls.] 】

Anyway, there is no rush to sell.

Press confirm, the ultimate version of Xiao Wang Leqiao just hung up, and at the same time removed the washing spirit to prevent those two small commodities from using up the sales quota for a week.

After getting these done, Zhou You saw that the "ultimate handheld" was still on, and when he accidentally touched it, he clicked into the Pokemon, and played casually with a nostalgic attitude......

……

"Manager ......"

"Catch Mewtwo, don't bother me. ”

"Store manager, give me a power bank. ”

"Hahaha, Master Ball!?Why is the screen black and out of power?" Zhou You panicked, and quickly took out the last power bank from his bag, and his eyes were blood-red and he was about to plug it into the handheld.

"Manager, this is what I used to dig a hole. Wonton grabbed Zhou You's arm, "We said okay, we're going to dig all the pits today." ”

"Pit ?...... Oh yes. Zhou You threw away the handheld in surprise and looked down at his watch, it was already two o'clock in the afternoon.

Turning his head again, looking at the staff dormitory, the two-story building has been erected, the gray wall, the standard geometric sense, the prism is square, the overall design is regular, and compared with the cottage, there is more modern and compact.

"How long has it been since printing?" Zhou You rubbed his scalp to relax himself.

"Half an hour. Wonton pointed to a pit by the lake, "I've slept after digging, and I don't dare to disturb you." ”

As she spoke, she began to rub her belly, a direct sign of hunger.

Zhou You hurriedly took out two pieces of bread from his backpack and stuffed it for her: "Hold it up a little longer, I will strive to finish printing today, and I will make an appointment with the decoration foreman tomorrow." ”

"Hmm......" Wonton took the bread, and at the same time looked at the evil handheld on the ground, and then looked at Zhou You with a little disdain.

"You don't understand, I'm going to operate those software, and then write a report and post it on Xianyu so that everyone can buy it. Zhou You rubbed his hot cheeks, walked to the construction printer and performed a simple operation, and the printer flew to the second pit by the lake and began to print.

Wonton opened the bread and took a big bite to eat, choking after a few seconds.

Zhou You shook his head, poured his mineral water to her, and said to the staff dormitory building: "Let's go, you choose one first." ”

Wonton swallowed a handful of snot and tears, glared at Xiao Lou and asked, "What?"

"Your own room, first come, first served. ”

"Room, yes. Wanton asked incomprehensibly, "I sleep every day, that big pink bed." ”

"It was my mom and dad's, and they came back soon. ”

"Mom and Dad?" Wonton looked tight, lowered his head and pinched his fingers, "Daddy's dad is called grandpa......

"Shut up. Zhou Yu stopped the horror ballad in time, "You must move here before they come back." ”

Wonton thought for a moment, then suddenly shuddered.

Traveling father, what kind of existence should that be?

Sleeping in his bed, how terrifying.

It's better not to meet.