056 Don't be so realistic

After seeing a series of terrifying sales strategies, there is only one problem with Zhou You-

"Why are you so skilled?"

Chopping his hands after a while before replying: "Because, Führer, that's how we were cut." ・゜・(PД`q。 )・゜・”

After chatting for so long, it has always been difficult for Zhou You to form a judgment on the appearance of chopping hands, but the head of their plane has already jumped on the paper.

"I don't really understand, how did you share the right to use Xianyu with the Führer?"

"The right to use?oh, I use a sub-account, only shopping permissions, the Führer can come from his parent account to make fish balls, of course, it won't be in vain. ”

You haven't seen this feature yet.,Maybe you can't unlock it until the level is high.。

Chop his hand and asked, "What, did the Emperor of the Underworld feel that something was wrong and talk to you privately?"

"Well, I myself don't think I'm going to be jerking him, on the contrary, I think he's more reliable than you, and I want to work with him. ”

“(´A`。 )”

"What's more, what I gave you both is 1000 in one, and now suddenly turning around and selling 3-in-1 will cause dissatisfaction, unless both of you are shut-in, saying that I will sell you 3-in-1 when you die. ”

"I'm sure I won't say it, Emperor Hades...... This man is too honest. ”

"It's okay, I'll talk,"

After traveling around, he pulled the chopping hand and the Emperor of the Underworld into a dialogue group, and the name of the group was "Xiao Wang Le Poor", although it was corrected to Xiao Bawang, or the game group was better, but Xiao Wang Le Poor already had a reputation in Xianyu, and when you heard this title, you would naturally think of a lot of video games, in this case, there is no need to change the name.

After pulling up the discussion group, Zhou You said hello first: "Are they all there?"

"Contemptible people. ”

“(•́₃•̀)”

"Let me tell me, now Xianyu has really come into contact with Xiao Wang Le's poor, only the three of us, and then I want to change the operation strategy, I hope you two can support and help, of course, I will also provide payment. ”

"There is no need for compensation, the contemptible person just wants to penetrate the Contra world and complete the ascension. ”

"That's good, I'll send you the secret note later. ”

"Thank you, the shopkeeper of Zhou You!" said the Immortal Emperor, a little embarrassed, "This ...... This is information worth a hundred fish balls, and it was revealed to the contemptible people so easily, the store manager, you are good, the contemptible people can feel it, but the business, you can't do this, the store manager, you are too real, you have to suffer. ”

You traveled around with a mouthful of old blood and almost sprayed on the screen.

It's a dead life, and I've been taught to be a man by the Emperor of the Underworld.

How can this be said, should we say that he is right, or is he wrong?

The more the Emperor of the Underworld spoke, the more energetic he became: "Although the contemptible people can't get along with the chopping hands, the contemptible people also know that they have to be ruthless, like him, in order to earn more fish balls." Store manager, you are so real, we have made a friend with us, but in the future, we can't be taken advantage of like this again. ”

Buy chop hands again: "(゚⊿゚)".

Zhou You wiped his mouth and took a deep breath before replying: "Lao Tie, you said that you are in your brother's heart, so your brother came to you, thinking, let's do it together." ”

"What do you need help with?"

"That's the case, what I sell you is 1000 in one, and it has changed later, only 3 games are sold at a time, Xiao Wang Leqiao himself, it's not that black box, but a handheld machine with a handheld button, which is easier to use. ”

The Immortal Emperor was a little confused when he heard this: "A smaller magic weapon?

"Pretty much. Zhou You continued, "But the price is the same, anyway, none of them have ever seen Xiao Wang Leqiang, and they don't know that it can accommodate 1000 in one, and 3 in one is enough for them to be happy for a long time." ”

Buy chop again:"( ́▽')ʃ♡ƪ"

"Isn't that ......" The Immortal Emperor hesitated for a moment, and then suddenly reacted, "The contemptible person has taken a big advantage?"

"Yes, the little Wang Le poor in your hand, in the future, it is equivalent to 333 little Wang Le poor, and you have made Lao Tie. ”

"Brother !!, what do you say!" The Emperor of the Underworld hated iron and steel, "Don't be so real, honest people suffer losses!"

Zhou You is used to being an "honest man", so he broke the jar and broke it: "It's okay, make a friend, so Lao Tie, you have to do a favor, let's fight on a front." ”

"Understood!" "The Emperor of the Underworld was very wise, and immediately promised, "The contemptible will never mention the matter of 1000 in one, only as a brother, you sell it to the contemptible person is also 3 in one, but ...... This character of chopping hands...... I'm afraid it's ......."

Buy another chopping hand: "(᷄ὢ・᷅)"

Zhou You had no choice but to say: "You are not allowed to say anything about chopping hands, otherwise I will remove your management, and you will no longer be able to pretend to beep." ”

Chopping hands instantly understood, showing a very scared look: "Don't say it, don't say it, you must not say it, I'm a poor person who doesn't have fish balls, it's just a little fun." ”

The Emperor of the Underworld was so happy that he secretly chatted privately and sent it to Zhou You: "Hahaha, the store manager still has a way to teach this villain a good lesson." ”

Zhou You didn't want to reply anything, so he only said in the dialogue group: "So we only make a fishpond of Xiao Wang Le's poverty, please ask the two of you to write an introduction to the five games and send it to me, and then I'll post it in that fishpond, for the people who want Xiao Wang to be poor, for reference, choose three out of five." Note, don't choose five that are all fun, just pick one or two fun games, and the remaining three are miscellaneous fish, those fun games, we plan to release them in 50 installments. ”

Although the Emperor of the Underworld didn't understand it very well, because he had just arrived, he still subconsciously held his stinky feet: "Wonderful." ”

Buy chopping hands again: "(☉д⊙)"

Zhou You continued: "As for the strategy tips, it is a week behind the release of the game, and it is available for free and publicly in the fish pond. ”

Seeing the word free, the Emperor of the Underworld hated iron again: "Brother Zhouyou, just after you finished speaking, you can't be too realistic." ”

"Hey, I'm a person, my character is like this, I can't bear to do too much, three in one is good, secret strategy, just make less money. ”

The Emperor of the Underworld paused before saying, "Brother, brother, who made you such an old brother! ”

Chop your hands and stop doing it: "I want to write Contra too!"

"Be honest. Zhou You scolded, "I can write whatever I want, and you can pick the rest." ”

“。 ゚ヽ(゚´Д`)ノ゚。 ”

Although the Emperor of the Underworld watched it very well, he was also a little uneasy: "You don't have to be too partial, we all do things together." ”

"I have to train him, it's too skinny, Lao Tie, you can get busy, the fish pond is ready to pull you." ”

"Hmm. ”

As soon as the group chat here ended, the private chat over there was poked over:

"So do you understand, sometimes it's really not me who cheats him, it's really him who begged to come to the door╮(′~‵")╭"

"Well, indeed, I've tried my best to be nice to him......" Zhou You couldn't bear to talk about the Immortal Emperor again, and only asked, "How was the smuggling talk this week?"