Lesson 11
After getting off work, Li Xiaoli bought a bunch of things in milk and bread at 7-11 outside the company and went straight to Nanshan, Tong Yan couldn't go with her because of something, which also implied Li Xiaoli's intentions.
The moment he opened the door and saw Li Xiaoli, Lin Yimin had a sense of sadness and happiness that the lost general had found the organization, anyway, he was already out of shape, so he simply hugged others and cried happily, and then began to tell about his "tragic experience" with other people's bread and milk.
For Li Xiaoli, lazily lying in Lin Yimin's arms and listening to his serious nonsense is not a pleasure, the feeling is the same as chasing dramas at home, and it is slightly better. She doesn't care how uncomfortable Lin Yimin is, and even the more sad he is, the happier she is, letting you with other women outside, should!
Lin Yimin snorted and cried, beautifying "One Night Stand" into a poignant love story written by Qiong Yao, in addition to the correct name, the storyline has been integrated into too many self-letting adaptations, even he himself is difficult to justify, in short, how to enjoy it.
But this did not affect Li Xiaoli's interest at all, in essence, she is no different from Xiao Keqing, and loveless tolerance is just a kind of indifference to put it bluntly. Eating and drinking men and women eating sex and consuming each other's beauty He Lao will take the rest of his life and the pleasure of the moment is what he once had in his memories so - as long as he lies in Lin Yimin s arms, he can say anything.
The world is no longer as conformist as we think, and the apparent calm often comes from the mutual restraint of various extreme states, so self-deception is not necessarily superficial, but can also be a realm.
Compared with men, we always like to see women as the weaker side, thinking that women's demands are nothing more than half of the sky that belongs to them. After experiencing the pain of the skin, I realized that half of the sky of women has always been good above their heads, and people want this half of men's heads.
After listening to Lin Yimin's story, Li Xiaoli smiled and sighed: "You are really a slut with strange bones!"
"Hmm-"
Lin Yimin looked down at her angrily, this was obviously not the reaction he was expecting.
"It's okay...... it's okay" Li Xiaoli raised her arm and patted him lightly on the face a few times, "If I like it, it's fine!"
"Have all the women become so now?"
"What's the matter, I've always been. โ
"Ahh
Lin Yimin looked up at the chandelier on the ceiling, and then said four words sadly: "Shameless!"
"Poof, poofโ"
Li Xiaoli sat up and kept patting her chest and back, so that she finally didn't choke to death with saliva.
Lin Yimin's face sank, "What do you mean?"
"No, no......" Li Xiaoli buried her head between her knees to avoid his eyes, but her shoulders that shrugged in turn betrayed her, and she knew at a glance that she was laughing a mess.
"Hey, you're hurting like this!"
"No, I'm just thinking about what if there really is a woman who looks like you......" Li Xiaoli glanced at him quickly, "Poof-"
This laugh is so vicious, so vicious that it's kind of funny!
Even Lin Yimin himself couldn't help laughing, picked up his mobile phone and pretended to take a few consecutive shots, "Am I so ugly?"
"You're not ugly, but you're just not ugly...... Li Xiaoli took his mobile phone and looked at the continuous shooting just now, talking to herself insincerely.
Lin Yimin is very confident in his appearance, and he also has a star style if the photo is slightly retouched. Of course, the appearance can't be compared with Guan Xi Yanzu, but it is very pleasing to women, do you say that it is not angry? Not strong enough, but tall enough, the "clothes pole" of 1.81 meters looks like 1.85 meters. There is no fishing line and no fat, the waist is thin and the butt is curvy, and it is not a problem to kill a few Li Xiaoli in seconds. So her deliberate belittling revealed flaws, and Lin Yimin decided not to continue the previous style of small fights to make a breakthrough.
"Xiaoli~~"
He tried his best to make his eyes look blurry enough, this kind of proportion is extremely difficult to grasp, one less point is like not waking up and one more point is an idiot.
"Put!"
This is one of the proper nouns of the three of them, a simplified version of "fart and go".
"Tonight I want to take you into medicine to heal the wounds of my soul. โ
"Okay!" Li Xiaoli agreed, and then made a gesture of rubbing her fingers in front of his eyes.
Lin Yimin leaned close to the family with a face and said, "Don't hide it, in my heart, you have always been a ...... who treats money like dung."
"Wrong, I'm a shallow woman who loves money like life!" Li Xiaoli pushed him away and winked at him a few times, her expression was cute and cute.
Lin Yimin was stunned for a moment, and then said with a straight face: "I don't allow you to say that!"
"I won't let you say it!"
"Yo ho, come prepared!" Lin Yimin was surprised.
"Of course!" Li Xiaoli said proudly: "Tong Yan supported me before I came. โ
"Put!"
"She said that as long as you want to take advantage of me, I will talk to you about money, and sleep the kind that can worry about food and clothing for the rest of your life. โ
"I didn't see that Tong Yan was ......"
"Don't wronged her, she's just passing a message to me for someone else. โ
"Who?"
"Old witch. โ
"Who!"
Lin Yimin suddenly felt a thunderbolt on a sunny day, struck his heavenly spirit cover, and one turned over and stood up, his eyes bulging like a pair of copper bells.
"Who are you talking about?!"
"It seems that you really ....... her" Li Xiaoli glanced at him, and only half of the words were spoken.
"Oh, no, no, no, I'm just curious why she's saying this to you for no reason, and she doesn't know you're coming......"
"Who told you she didn't know?"
Lin Yimin was completely stunned at this time, and looked at Li Xiaoli speechlessly.
"She arrived at our company at noon and talked with Tong Yan in Lao Zhang's office, and it is estimated that it will not be over yet......
"How do you know?"
"When it's over, Tong Yan will call me. โ
"Well, how did she know you were coming?"
Li Xiaoli winked mischievously at him, "I told Tong Yan, Tong Yan told her." โ
Lin Yimin suddenly felt naked and watched, and he realized that he knew nothing about women and their behavior patterns.
"It's very unexpected, isn't it?" Li Xiaoli patted him on the shoulder generously like a person who had come over, "You just don't know women, anyway, there are few men in the world who really understand women, so you don't need to be inferior." โ
Lin Yimin tightened the belt of his pajamas, touched the stubble that had not been shaved overnight, and said: "It's not that I have low self-esteem, I'm just a little surprised, I can't imagine that you women are also ...... It's too ...... too."
For a moment, he couldn't think of the right words to describe it.
"It's too elusive, isn't it?"
Li Xiaoli helped him give the answer, and Lin Yimin couldn't help but nod.
"Come and give Miss Ben a good rub on her neck and shoulders, just now you are like a washboard. Li Xiaoli sat up and slapped her back a few times with a sly smile, "If the technique is okay, Miss Ben will teach you some dry goods and point you out." โ
"Yes, master!"
Lin Yimin didn't dare to slack off, rolled up his sleeves and crackled like a professional technician, and began to hammer and knock.
"Tap, let you rub who made you so vigorous?" Li Xiaoli said angrily.
Lin Yimin, who understood it, hurriedly apologized, "I'm sorry master!" turned his fist into a palm, gently supported her jade neck and kneaded it slowly, from her intoxicated expression, it could be seen that she was very satisfied.
"Master, why do you say that women nowadays are no longer single-minded and have become more attentive than men?"
"It's not for you stinky men to force you. โ
"You sayโ"
"Huh?"
"Oh, master, do women talk about men in private?"
"Of course!"
"And what about me in private?"
Li Xiaoli grinned and didn't open her eyes, she seemed to have expected Lin Yimin to ask this question.
"It happened suddenly, and there was no time to talk about it. โ
Lin Yimin secretly thought that this little girl was much more cautious than usual, and it was clear that a few women had come prepared. So I had an idea and asked her in a different way.
"Master, why did you tell her you were coming to me?"
"What is there to hide from this, anyone will say it-" Li Xiaoli, who was shocked and speechless, covered her mouth with her hand.
"Oh-" Lin Yimin pointed at her and pretended to be hurt and angry.
Li Xiaoli really fell for the plan, and hurriedly explained: "It's not what you think, don't be angry!"
"I think you are your best friend, but you collude to play me like a monkey, woo woo woo ......" Lin Yimin buried his face in the crook of his arm for fear that she would find out that he was howling, without a single tear.
"The old witch may treat you as a monkey to trick me and Tong Yan, I haven't come all the way to worry about you as a friend, why are you always good or bad!"
"Hee-hee, really?" Lin Yimin raised his head and gave her a bright smile.
Li Xiaoli's eyebrows and smile were like flowers, and she said angrily: "I know that you are a deceptive expert, and you don't have a word of truth." โ
Lin Yimin was so focused on Xiao Keqing that he didn't have time to flirt with her, so he immediately asked: "Then why did the old witch come to the company? Just because of her plastic friendship with Tong Yan, why would she tell you such a private thing as opening a room with me?"
"She seems to have come to the company for the trade fair, and the interests of people like her always come first. Lin Yimin's mouthful of an "old witch" made Li Xiaoli relax her vigilance, so she told the most hardcore truth.
"It's because she's a plastic sister that she deliberately leaks her mouth and shows off in front of Tong Yan, hum!"
The amount of information in this sentence was too large, and it took Lin Yimin a long time to finally figure it out.
"Oh-" Lin Yimin said to himself, "So you told the old witch that she was coming to me just to fight back against her, meaning that there is nothing to show off about opening a room with me, and it is not worth mentioning?"
"Teachable!"
"What is the motive of the old witch to show this in front of Tong Yan, does the old witch think that this matter can hurt Tong Yan...... In other words, she knows Tong Yan...... What about me?"
Lin Yimin's reasoning startled him, he didn't have a heart for Tong Yan, or it was more accurate to say that Tong Yan's heart was right and wrong. But now his mind is full of Xiao Keqing's shadow, and he himself doesn't understand why he was suddenly completely conquered by this woman?