Chapter 175: Watching the Movie
The film company of "Thai Embarrassment" did not do much publicity, relying on the word-of-mouth accumulated in the previous film and the soft advertising on "Longing for Life".
Late at night, fans from all over the country walked into the audience to watch "Thai Embarrassment".
Wang Xiaobai, Murong Bing, Ling Yan'er, Yu Shan, Wang Bo, Chu Tiange, and the big cat and kitten of the sea of stars appeared in a movie hall in Jiangcheng together.
In this movie, Murong Bing and Ling Yan'er have some cameo scenes, not much, and they don't add up to five minutes.
At half past ten in the morning, the cinema was filled with a group of people, and the theater of more than 300 people had an attendance rate of up to 80%, which was a good attendance rate.
Five minutes later, the movie officially begins.
The first six minutes of the movie are decent, there are no laughs, and the real laughs only begin to explode after Xu Lang, played by Yu Shan, gets on the plane.
Xu Lang sat on the plane, and a person appeared very rudely, stepped on his seat, and put his things on the luggage rack of the plane. Xu Lang was a little dissatisfied, but still called: "Hey, Lili." ”
"Hey, hello. ”
Wang Baobao's voice sounded.
"I haven't received the map yet, when are you going to start sending it over?"
"Guess?"
Wang Baobao answered again, Xu Lang was already a little dissatisfied at this time, but he still continued to call, "You listen carefully to me, if I don't have a map in Thailand, only these four near Chiang Mai, then what has become of me?"
"Shemale. ”
Wang Baobao answered.
The first wave of laughter broke out in the theater, although this routine is a bit of a copy of "People in Embarrassment", but the laughter caused is different.
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The film continues, Xu Lang is receiving the map sent by the assistant on the plane, but at the critical moment, he was called by Wang Baobao as a flight attendant, plus mobilized the surrounding crowd to suppress Xu Lang.
Wang Baobao's operation made everyone a little novel, and Wang Baobao finally stopped playing a fool.
"Is this a shemale?"
On the plane, although Wang Baobao stopped him from using the phone on the plane, Xu Lang repaid his grievances with virtue and helped him fill out the itinerary.
While rummaging through Wang Bao's things, Xu Lang asked, "Is this a shemale?"
Wang Bao glanced back and said, "Oh, it's not, it's my girlfriend." ”
Xu Lang was surprised and said, "This is your girlfriend?"
"That's right. Wang Bao looked right.
"This is Murong Bing!" Xu Lang showed up the photo, and a promotional photo of Murong Bing shooting a magazine was displayed on the big screen.
In the theater, a group of people couldn't help laughing, Wang Xiaobai was bad enough, even Murong Bing used it to make fun.
"Yes, Fan Bingbing is my girlfriend. Wang Bao was a little shy, but he still insisted on it.
Xu Lang was completely speechless, took a closer look at the photo, and said, "This is cut out of a magazine." ”
"No, no, no. Wang Bao took the photo and said, "I cut it out of the newspaper." ”
Laugh louder in the theater, is there any difference between newspapers and magazines?
What does that pride on your face mean?
"Isn't it time for you to take medicine?" Xu Lang was completely speechless.
"Yes, how do you know?" Wang Bao looked surprised, then called the flight attendant and really started taking medicine.
The theater burst into laughter.
Wang Baobao really doesn't play a fool anymore, all his performances in this play are in his true colors.
He's so stupid.
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After getting off the plane, Wang Bao told Xu Lang about Xu Lang being followed, and Xu Lang forcibly stuffed his mobile phone into Wang Bao's backpack in order to get rid of the tracking of his competitor Gao Bo.
I thought I could get rid of Gao Bo smoothly, but I accidentally saw Gao Bo on the overpass, he was shocked, obviously he had already given the mobile phone with the virus to Wang Bao, why did Gao Bo still find him?
Just when he was in doubt, a person came running quickly from the other end, Xu Lang was completely stupid, no wonder Gao Bo would appear here, it turned out that you led Balu over?
"Did you lose something? Can't find it? It's with me!"
He took out his mobile phone and offered treasure with a face.
"I'm still wondering why your phone is with me. ”
"Who asked you to send it to me!" Xu Lang completely collapsed and shouted.
"The team leader said that I will come when you are here, I almost can't find you, come, give you your mobile phone. Wang Bao forcibly stuffed the mobile phone to Xu Lang, but Xu Lang insisted on not accepting it, and the two pushed back and forth.
"No, my mother said that it was useless. Wang Bao said.
"Your mother didn't teach you to be respectful, it's better to obey. ”
These words stumped Wang Bao, and he thought for a while before saying, "My mother said that you have to be forgiving and forgiving." ”
"I found you a strange flower!" Xu Lang laughed angrily.
"Are you scolding me?"
Wang Bao was a little puzzled.
"I'm praising you!" Xu Lang continued to say the opposite.
"Can you lend me some money?"
"Your brain is in water?" Xu Lang was completely convinced, and he spoke a lot more directly.
"How do you know?"
Hahaha!
The audience leaned on their chairs and laughed, they had never seen this kind of strangeness, and they didn't know if they were scolded.
Wang Baobao is undoubtedly in this movie!
However, things always turn out unexpectedly, Xu Lang takes him to a hotel, because Xu Lang has lost his passport, and he wants to use Wang Bao to help Wang Bao complete the Thailand checklist task.
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After the two stayed in the hotel, Wang Bao's push Bo made Gao Bo also find here, and the two competitors lived together like this.
After eating, the two went back to their rooms to rest, and at the moment when the elevator closed, a beautiful woman who said "swipe my card" walked into the elevator.
The two instinctively meant that this beauty was Thai, so they were unscrupulous when they talked.
"Alas, do you say this man is human?" asked Wang Bao.
Xu Lang said with a well-informed look: "Let me tell you, all the beauties you see in Thailand are shemales. ”
"Do you bet?"
"What am I afraid of, do you dare to ask?"
"Do you dare?"
"I dare, do you dare?"
The two of them argued like a child, but Wang Bao was bold, took two steps forward, and was just about to ask, but the elevator opened, and the beauty also answered a call: "Hey, I'm in the elevator, there are two or two in the elevator!"
The camera freezes on the faces of the two two strokes, and the audience laughs like crazy, this scene is so embarrassing that people want to get into the cracks in the ground.
The two people who returned to the room saw Gao Bo in the corridor, which made Xu Lang nervous and asked Wang Bao to follow Gao Bo, but Wang Bao couldn't tell which two rooms they were, so he decided to go separately, and the purpose was very simple, that is, to steal Gao Bo's passport and make it difficult for Gao Bo to move an inch in Thailand.
This is the most concentrated part of the joke in the whole movie, and it is also full of fragrance, tension and excitement.
In those three minutes, the audience never stopped laughing.
The attentive audience found that "Thai Embarrassment", as a sequel to "People in Embarrassment", still does not deviate from the framework of "People in Embarrassment" in some episodes.
For example, the plot on the plane, such as the plot here, is the same as "People in Embarrassment".
However, the progress is also obvious, in this part, Wang Xiaobai's ability to tell stories has improved a lot, and he no longer wants to hold private goods, and the purpose is very pure - to make the audience laugh. In addition, the story has a stronger sense of logic, a more distinct rhythm, and the characterization is not so facial.
Xu Lang decided to take the train to Chiang Mai with Wang Bao, Xu Lang received a call from his wife to divorce, and the irritable Xu Lang was unwilling to take care of Wang Bao, he just wanted to download this map and then completely get rid of the burden of this trouble.
Wang Bao said on the side: "Does your wife know about you and other people's wives? ”
Xu Lang didn't answer, and then with a bang, half of the downloaded computer network card was pulled out by Wang Bao, and in the process of the two of them fighting, Wang Bao accidentally got the network card out of the window, which attracted Xu Lang's monstrous anger.
The two sat on their sides as if they were in trouble.
Wang Bao was reading a book in the car, and then a photo fell, Xu Lang found that the building on this photo was extremely similar to the building he had only downloaded half of, thinking that this was the temple he was looking for, and he was trying to compare it carefully, but Wang Bao snatched the photo away.
So, he was still angry before, but he had to look down like Wang Bao, and the two of them looked like a little couple who were making trouble, which made the audience in the theater burst into laughter.
"Then you say, you will never cuckold people again. ”
"I didn't!"
"Do you want to talk about it?"
After the exchange of guest and host positions, Wang Bao became arrogant, but the words he said made Xu Lang very helpless, which was originally a lie he used to coax Wang Bao to tell. Now let him swear, obviously a bit nonsensical.
In order to get the photo, Xu Lang could only say: "I will never cuckold others in the future." ”
"I can't hear what you're saying. ”
Wang Bao deliberately embarrassed this old man.
Xu Lang had no choice but to stick his head out of the window and shout: "I will never cuckold people again!"
At this time, Gao Bo was driving a car, walking with a train, and seemed to hear this sentence, and looked around in disbelief.
The two complement each other and form a joke.
Subsequently, after several inquiries, the two finally found the temple on the picture, and Xu Lang also thought that his destination had arrived, so he decided to quietly get rid of Wang Bao, go to Lao Zhou by himself, and return to China after getting the authorization.
However, Wang Bao, who was unaware, was found by Gao Bo, and finally the three met in the temple.
This is also a highlight of the whole play, the three of them say their own words, the lips are not right, the laughter is thick, and the laughter in the theater comes and goes.
Seeing this, "Thai Embarrassment" has completely detached itself from "People in Embarrassment", without any intention to sensationalize, nor any intention to express the depth and connotation of the movie, but simply wants to dedicate a movie full of jokes to everyone.
And the addition of Wang Bo also gave the combination of Yu Shan and Wang Baobao a new vitality.
Halfway through the movie, people are looking forward to the second half of the movie.
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