PS: I originally wanted to write a lower part of the movie, but there's no need to think about it, if you want to see it, go to the major websites to watch it, there's no need to spend money to watch me write, just cut to the point.

The total length of the movie is 105 minutes, minus the letters at the end, and the whole plot is 96 minutes.

Compared with "People in Embarrassment", "Thai Embarrassment" has made significant progress, there is no urine point in the whole process, only full of laughter, and the potential of the "Journey to the West Trio" is unlimited, which makes Murong Yanliang, who has watched the movie, already eager to try for the third and fourth parts. He would love to make the film into a series.

Director Xu in the previous life also thought so, so he filmed "Hong Kong Embarrassment", but Wang Baobao and Wang Bo at that time completely gained a firm foothold in the Chinese film industry, and Wang Baobao was no longer satisfied with playing a fool on the screen, so Director Xu could only retreat and find a real fool, so although "Hong Kong Embarrassment" achieved results that "Thai Embarrassment" could not achieve, it also completely made this theme bad.

So for Murong Yanliang's idea of filming the third part, Wang Xiaobai did not block it, but he put forward a request - the new sequel must bring the original team.

Of course, if the three of them don't want to, it doesn't matter if they make another one, they can make a big profit anyway, but it's a big deal not to shoot the fourth part.

As for making bad movies?

It wasn't filmed by Wang Xiaobai, if you want to scold Lao Mu, I am an evil capitalist.

The next day, major media published film reviews about "Thai Embarrassment".

Hu Kan Films, the film review magazine with the largest number of hairstyles in the industry, published a film review that night at a high price.

The famous film critic, "Wang Xiaobai's Trumpet", "Nothing but Handsome", in a 2,000-word film review, used 1,500 words to praise the talent, progress, and good intentions of Wang Xiaobai, the screenwriter of "Thai Embarrassment".

"As the fourth script I have created since my debut, "Thai Embarrassment" has made remarkable progress, with a lot of useless and lengthened plots, and the whole process is moving towards comedy, and in terms of rhythm control, compared with "People in Embarrassment", the progress is ...... significantly."

In addition, he used 500 words to introduce his handsomeness - shameless to the extreme.

Another 500 words, used to recommend his new work "I Am Not the God of Medicine".

As for the creator of "Thai Embarrassment", there is only one sentence - our efforts are obvious to all, so I won't say much.

Do you want a face?

"Hu Kan Movie" really dares to publish this kind of article!

The comments at the bottom are all one: "Now I start to believe that this is Wang Xiaobai's trumpet, such a shameless self-selling boast, except for Wang Xiaobai, no one else can do it." ”

"Tell me, how much money did Wang Xiaobai give you!"

"Although "Thai Embarrassment" is really good, how did you write such a shameless film review?"

"Reward the identity of 'nothing but handsome', as long as you can give up solid evidence, give away an original imported Italian cannonball!"

Major media have given a good evaluation of "Thai Embarrassment", believing that it is one of the best commercial films of the year.

Even the always demanding Jiangcheng Daily also posted an article in the entertainment section of the supplement saying that "Thai Embarrassment" has made remarkable progress, Wang Xiaobai has given up the connotation and depth, and blindly consumed at the box office, this movie is a strong contender for the summer box office champion, and the work directed by Wang will encounter a strong opponent.

After praising "Thai Embarrassment", Jiangcheng Daily did not forget to continue to black Wang Xiaobai - "The success of "Thai Embarrassment" has made everyone see Wang Xiaobai's huge potential in commercial films, but unfortunately, he is not doing his job and trying to challenge literary films. But that's a good thing, as he once said, if you don't work hard, you never know how bad you're going to do. ”

And in a good form, there are people who do the opposite.

In the third roadshow of Wang Mouri's new movie, when the movie ended, the reporter asked Wang Mouri if he had seen the new movie written by Wang Xiaobai, Wang Mouri said that he had watched it, and the reporter asked him what he thought of this movie, Wang Mou's Japanese was not amazing, and he said: "The movie "Thai Embarrassment" is full of low-level laughs, and the whole process is, pee, and fart, this technique is very common in Xiangjiang movies in the 90s, but no one uses this technique anymore. ”

As soon as these words came out, the scene was in an uproar.

The sense of superiority in these words made the reporters very unhappy, what "90s movies" are "no longer used now", it is really arrogant that I don't know what to say.

In fact, reporters also know very well that Wang's approach is nothing more than to use exaggerated methods to belittle the opponent, and at the same time use exaggerated methods to attract a wave of attention.

Well, if you seek kindness and get kindness, then it will be done to you.

As a result, many media shouted loudly on their own platforms that day - Wang Mouri claimed in a new film roadshow that the filming techniques of mainland directors are 30 years behind Xiangjiang Films!

This time, Wang became the target of public criticism, and there were comments on the Internet.

"Although Director Wang is an outstanding representative of Xiangjiang filmmakers, it is a bit too much to say this, right? Not to mention Wang Xiaobai, mainland films have been barren from the beginning, and after the hard work of the fifth and sixth generations of directors, mainland films have a place in the international market. Especially this year, excellent films have emerged one after another, and the mainland box office market is active, so much so that American directors have also begun to curry favor with the mainland film market. ”

"Oh, some people are still obsessed with the most glorious moments of Xiangjiang films, and think that they are invincible in the world, but they don't know that as early as 30 years ago, we had films go abroad, face the world, and emerge at the world's three major film festivals. ”

"Shouldn't we wake up someone who is still asleep and let him continue to indulge in a good dream?"

……

Wang was directly scolded miserably, but he didn't expect that his words would hit him so hard, and he directly put himself on the opposite side of mainland filmmakers.

He hurriedly began to explain, telling the public what he had said.

It's okay not to say it, but it's even worse.

"It seems that we have misunderstood Director Wang, he is not only scolding mainland movies, but even his own local counterparts look down on ......"

"There is only one stone in the world, and Director Wang has nine and a half buckets. ”

“……”

Wang wanted to cry without tears one day, how could I look down on my peers, I just looked down on Wang Xiaobai.

At this time, how could Wang Xiaobai let go of the opportunity to beat the water dog?

A freshly baked movie review is out.

"I was shocked to hear that Director Wang watched the movie written by me, and I couldn't help but be overjoyed, so I deliberately took the time to watch Director Wang's new work. The whole process lasted for two hours, and I threw myself to the ground for the five-body body that Director Wang admired. As a failed film, this is also too successful. ”

"When eating in a restaurant, if there is too much MSG in the dish, we can ask the chef to re-serve it, but the audience in the cinema can only say goodbye to the money silently with hatred and remember the names of the director and screenwriter to prevent similar tragedies from happening again. ”

"The roughness of Director Wang's new work, unfortunately, is not a matter of style, but of ability. ”

“…… The story that was pieced together in the end can only be described as nonsense, but considering that the director of this film, Wang Mou, has directed a big bad movie that has made countless audiences feel terrible, this new work has improved in many aspects......"

"For a film like this, we don't have to talk about its artistry anymore, because we can't find it. ”

“……”

"Except for being handsome, there is nothing" changed the sycophancy in the film review of "Thai Embarrassment", and took the poisonous tongue to the extreme, the full text is 2,500 words, there is no urine point, and every sentence of the complaint is classic enough.

Netizens exclaimed:

"The film review of the blogger's film review is not known how many times more exciting than the movie itself, if I were Director Wang, I would quickly find 'nothing but handsome', draw the movie that is being released, edit the movie, and cooperate with this film review, I will definitely be able to brush up a lot of box office!"

"Damn, buddy, your ability to complain is as good as that of a blogger!"

"Don't you say that I haven't found out yet, as soon as you say it, I also strongly recommend that Director Wang record it quickly, and I will definitely go to the cinema to watch it again." ”

……

On a chaotic Saturday, people finally ushered in the most critical day.

In the early hours of Sunday morning, Wang Xiaobai was waiting in the company, and Wang was also waiting in his studio, and in half an hour, the national box office on the first day would be announced.

As for who wins and loses, the box office is what decides.

No matter how fierce the scolding on the Internet is, no one can do anything about it if the box office is good.

So now, although Wang Mouri is holding his breath in his heart, he has not given up, he wants to compete with Wang Xiaobai at the box office, so that everyone can see who is the real winner.

The clock ticks away, and every minute and second seems difficult.

Finally, not long after, there was a knock at the door, and a person walked over and said, "Director, today's box office results are out." ”

"What's the box office?"

Wang asked.

"Director, according to the box office, your new work has achieved a total of 49 million at the box office. ”

"Only 39 million?"

Wang was a little surprised, this is far lower than the 50 million he imagined, but for this movie with a total investment of 80 million, according to this trend, there is no problem in making a fortune, it depends on how much you can earn.

The man also felt that the box office was low, and muttered: "Yes, it may be the release of "Thai Embarrassment", which robbed us of some box office, so ......"

Wang's face is even darker, and the release date of "Thai Embarrassment" was originally July 3, but it was temporarily changed to be released with him, which is very obvious.

"Director, although the box office did not achieve the expected effect, it is not bad, it is the second in the single-day box office, and he will definitely make a lot of money. The man comforted.

Wang Mouri chuckled in his heart and asked nervously: "Who is the number one box office?"

“……”

The man's expression froze.

"Say it quickly. ”

"Yes...... "Thai Embarrassment". ”

The man stumbled.

Wang's face darkened even more terrifyingly, and he asked, "What is the box office of "Thai Embarrassment"?"

……

"Cheers!"

"Cheers!"

In the sea of stars, several people have already opened champagne.

The cups collided together, and it was all the sound of director Wang Mouri's heartbreak.

Murong Yanliang drank the champagne in one gulp, his face full of red light.

Several of the main creators were also slightly drunk, and they were already drunk before they drank the wine!

"Lao Mu, believe what I said now, right?" Wang Xiaobai said proudly.

"Convinced!

"Congratulations to Director Murong, the box office of "Thai Embarrassment" was 57 million on the first day, and I wish Lao Mu sesame seeds to blossom and win the single-week box office championship!"

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