Lesson 16
Strange to say, the delicacies in the five-star hotel are not as delicious as the roadside stalls in Xinxin Women's Street, which makes people haunt their dreams.
Tong Yan, Li Xiaoli and Lin Yimin were promoted all the way, and they couldn't say anything if they didn't drink freely.
Today's Lin Yimin has the heroism of getting rich overnight, and went straight to the incense counter called "Hao Again" in Xinxin Women's Street, and slapped a 100-yuan bill in front of the boss with a "snap".
"Boss, I have to buy this order today! Later, these two mothers-in-law will eat and drink all on my head, and daring to charge them a penny is to slap me in the face, do you understand?"
The boss is an honest man, and he trembles with fright.
"Big ...... Big brother, the small-store has the most, lowest per capita consumption of fifty, do you want to, why don't you take another picture and bet here?"
The diners were snickering, and one of them sprayed the beer he had drunk into his mouth.
Tong Yan hated to find a crack in the ground to get into, Li Xiaoli was stronger in her heart, shrugged at the boss and smiled apologetically: "I have basically never paid for this white food, so this aspect is a little out of touch with society, see it!"
Lin Yimin's face was as thick as a city wall, and he actually took the money back and put it in his trouser pocket, and said with a grin: "It's no wonder that I haven't been out of the palace for a long time to observe the people's feelings, it seems that it is the most scientific after eating." ”
Li Xiaoli saw through his trick at a glance, this was clearly the rhythm of eating white food, and she took Tong Yan's arm and said: "Tong Yan, if he doesn't bet 300 yuan here, we will leave immediately, and I will invite you to eat hot pot later." ”
"Who are the two of us, I'll be the east, you will eat openly!" Tong Yan sang and harmonized in her heart.
"I'm afraid of you, a bunch of losers!"
Lin Yimin endured the heartache and threw three hundred-yuan bills to the boss, and Li Xiaoli did not forget to make up for it to remind the boss.
"Boss, see if there's a problem with the money, you know this guy......"
The boss hurriedly used a purple light to shine the three bills back and forth.
During the banquet, the three of them pushed the cup and changed the lamp and talked freely, but they didn't realize that their eyes and ears were getting better. Li Xiaoli picked up the wine glass and had to go alone with Tong Yan, "You have even been promoted to the third level this time, what are your plans in the future?"
Tong Yan snorted coldly and said, "The managers in private enterprises are the most worthless things in the world. There are two kinds of people in private enterprises, the exploiter and the exploited, and the exploiter gives the exploited a title in order to make the exploited become an accomplice of the exploiter, and then help the exploiter to exploit more exploited people even more heartlessly. ”
"Hey......" Lin Yimin almost stuffed the Chinese cigarette into his nostrils, he touched Tong Yan's elbow, and said with a smile: "It's a pity that you don't talk about the appearance~~ sound, what kind of waves...... Who is so rare to touch...... Said a lot, don't touch it, let me touch it!"
"Huh-"
Tong Yan and Li Xiaoli swayed in unison, slapping the goosebumps that fell to the ground with their arms.
"It's a shame to go out for a meal with him!" Li Xiaoli shook her head helplessly.
Tong Yansheng looked at her with a wry smile, "The quality of graduates of third-rate private universities is worrying!"
"You are envious, jealous, hateful!" Lin Yimin poured himself a drink, and he felt unprecedentedly good.
"It's just you! For your shameless obsession that even deceived yourself, my sister has the responsibility to save you from fire and water, so let's start by teaching you how to recognize yourself. ”
Tong Yan lit an Aixi cigarette and put it on the tip of her fingers, with a slight hint of dissoluteness in her intellect, she inadvertently took away half of the city, and there was no color in all directions, but her demeanor was outstanding and crushed the crowd.
"Do you kid think that you were born with extraordinary talents, have the appearance of an emperor, and will be able to achieve something earth-shattering in this life, even if you can't be the head of state, at least you have to make a rich country, right? At such a young age, you have reached the ultimate dream of ordinary people's lives, and you even have the urge to have nothing but die in this life to thank the world, and you can't engrave four big words on your brain: Dugu begging for fart, isn't it?"
Tong Yan's words can almost be described as vicious, but in Lin Yimin's ears, every word is comforting and moistens the lungs, the parents who gave birth to me, and Tong Yan who understands me!
"Confidant, confidant!"
Lin Yimin approached her with bad intentions, hugged her whole arm into his arms, rested his chin on her shoulder, stared face to face, the distance between the tips of the noses of the two people was at most a punch, and each could clearly sense each other's breathing.
"Then you have a lot of confidants, who in the company doesn't know this virtue of yours?"
Tong Yan tried to withdraw his arm, but he was dragged desperately but failed, glared at him fiercely, but he still smiled brightly.
"You two stop flirting, okay? ”
Li Xiaoli, who was full of alcohol, gradually reduced her IQ to zero under normal circumstances, and her tone was full of vinegar.
"I flirted with him, did you drink too much?"
Tong Yan looked disdainful and withdrew her arm vigorously.
Lin Yimin looked at this and looked at that one, and smacked a little bit of feeling, pointed at the two of them and woke up like a dream: "I just said that you are joking, dare to treat me as a waste!"
Tong Yan: "Being able to recognize yourself is the first step towards success." ”
"I told you the truth when you were friends, but I'm really smart and capable. Lin Yimin's piety made him look harmless to humans and animals.
"I'm also a friend of yours, so I'll tell you the truth," Li Xiaoli giggled as she put her arm on his shoulder, "I really didn't see it!"
"I just never play tricks on you. Lin Yimin said aggrieved.
"Don't come here, when did I eat with you wasn't a battle of wits and courage? My life experience has gradually become rich and mature because of this, and you dare to say that you don't play tricks!"
"Those who achieve great things are not informal, what is this?"
"Hey-" Li Xiaoli smiled like a blooming flower, "Call your own vice 'Xiaojie', whoever cares about you will look petty, you are really 'smart'!"
"Okay, I'll admit it, I used to be a little picky, isn't it because I don't have money, I'll pay for the meal in the future, right?"
Li Xiaoli and Tong Yan glanced at each other, and at the same time took out their mobile phones and pointed them at him to ask him to say it again, and he had to say again the ironclad evidence of leaving video materials.
After the two girls uploaded the video to the cloud and saved it successfully, they put down their mobile phones and raised their wine glasses again, starting the mode of flickering in turns.
Tong Yan: "I'm glad to see that you finally understand what it means to be a man's responsibility, and I look forward to you driving this honor - every day!"
Li Xiaoli: "It would be more perfect if you could add shopping, cheers!"
Lin Yimin tilted his neck and poured the wine into his stomach, wiped his mouth and said: "What you two say is like injecting anesthetics before killing people, first, you are afraid that people will run away, and secondly, don't let people hurt, I understand." This is the same as selling milk cover underwear, a few rags the size of a palm are 1,000 eight, and I am crazy to buy several sets of them and say that it is easy to change and wash, day!"
"That's ugly, you're really to the point. Tong Yan's affirmation is no joke.
"What is taught in books is not the same as the real situation, I knew that I used the time I spent in those years to get familiar with the market, and now I am an entrepreneur. ”
"Superficial, you just read too little. The little confidence that Tong Yan had just built up in him collapsed in an instant.
"Why do you call me superficial?"
"With your lustful, lazy, and unambitious, no, it should be too ambitious, unrealistic, like whimsy, and always fantasize about getting rich overnight......" Li Xiaoli replied with her fingers on behalf of Tong Yan.
"Aren't all geniuses like this, then who once said ......"
"Don't talk to me about the chicken soup essay that succeeds in learning, how many people have been killed. Tong Yan hurriedly spoke up to stop him.
"How many people have been killed, there is no exact data and facts, is your denial a bit too arbitrary and subjective?"
Tong Yan was stunned, turned her gaze to him and did not answer, Lin Yimin continued to throw out more pointed questions in a calm tone.
"Have you ever had face-to-face contact with a genius? Do you know what genius likes to see, eat, and do? Do you know if genius has Hong Kong feet and doesn't snore when he sleeps? I don't ask this to prove that I'm a genius, but to let you know that you don't know anything about genius. ”
"Why do I know so much about the so-called genius?" Tong Yan thought it was ridiculous.
"Of course you don't have to know genius, don't people as smart as you know the truth of drawing inferences? I'm just taking genius as an example, and you, guided by inertial thinking, preconceived think that I regard myself as a genius, so my unreliability is logical. The impromptu quiz has proven this fact, think back to when I ever called myself a genius?"
Li Xiaoli: "Didn't you just praise yourself for being smart and capable before......
"yes, but I didn't say I was a genius!"
Tong Yan: "You're just a play on words. ”
"No, it's that you've been ignoring a fact. Lin Yimin said solemnly without a word: "Actually, you don't know me at all, and your habitual thinking has led to a lot of common-sense misjudgments. For example, lust has nothing to do with ability, so you can't use good or bad to judge whether a person is capable or not, and you still have a lot of similar misjudgments without knowing it, summed up in one sentence: don't think that what you think is what you think. ”