"What kind of love story, you've watched too many TV series, eldest sister, I'm a serious high school student, shouldn't I take studying hard as my own responsibility, where is there any time to fall in love, and I don't have the leisure to give you a middle-aged teacher to make up a beautiful love story. ”

"What!"

"Why are you shooting other people's tables, KFC's hamburger fried chicken is cheap, it doesn't mean that other people's tables are also cheap, and if you shoot it, you will lose money. "I kindly reminded the chemistry teacher, I was afraid that she would be excited to tear down the shop.

"I'll clean up after I go back to school, you stinky boy............" She dragged me out of KFC with a dark face and came to a crossroads, "From here, you go yours, I go mine, you go east and I go west, the road is facing the sky, let's go one side." ”

"I take the liberty of asking, in which direction is the school?" I was a little bit of a road idiot, and it was difficult to tell the direction when I came to an unfamiliar place.

"Over there. She pointed neither to the east nor to the west, but to the south.

"Then you just said that I went east and why did you go west? If we go to one side, we won't be able to go back to school for the rest of our lives, eldest sister, you just want to waste my time and make me unable to finish high school, right?"

"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, don't you know that the earth is round? I'm sure I'll be able to go back to school while walking, it's terrible to be uneducated!"

She even said that I was uneducated!

I wonder where she got the courage, and if Aristotle and Magellan were still alive, they would have been by her powerful rhetoric, and they would not have been able to turn a blind eye.

I reached out and stopped a taxi, and by the way she also stuffed in, this hot day I really don't want to talk to her more, count me unlucky, I was fortunate to meet such an unreasonable head teacher, Buddha.

When I arrived at the school gate, she refused to pay the bill, and didn't want to get out of the car, so I said that she just didn't stop, and finally the driver's eldest brother had no choice, so he reluctantly said, "Forget it............ I took this order for nothing, please let this eldest sister get off the car quickly, don't delay me to take the next order. ”

"Who is the eldest sister, you see that I look so smart, and I am so energetic, and the oldest is only in my twenties, I must be younger than you, how can I be your eldest sister!! can I do business...... I don't have any eyesight at all..............."

The chemistry teacher regarded the driver's eldest brother as a primary school student, and he was a few people at the same time, and the eldest brother could be regarded as having a good temper, and he nodded vigorously to pay for it.

"I really didn't mean to say the wrong thing, you don't remember the villain, get off the car quickly, if you don't get off the car, it is estimated that it will delay the two of you to class, just five yuan for the fare, if you really don't want to give, I won't charge it......"

The grievances in the driver's eldest brother's heart, all of them were shown on his face, with a bitter gourd face, if I hadn't had money in my pocket, I would have given it to him immediately.

The chemistry teacher said a few more words, and finally got out of the car, but this iron rooster was really a dime, and he said that he would not pay for it and resolutely not pay for it.

"Master driver, I'm really sorry, I don't have any money in my pocket now, or you can leave a contact information, I'll give it to you next time." ”

"No, no, go down quickly, they are all sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes, who has not had a difficult time, helping each other is what should be done. ”

"Then how to do it, since you don't want to leave your contact information, then I'll let my family give it back to you, I think you must be often soliciting customers near the bar, there is a 'Jiejie Bar' you should know, the next time you pass by, you can ask the security guard at their door to ask for the toll." ”

"It's just five yuan, forget it, it's not easy for your family to be a security guard. The driver's eldest brother said righteously.

..................I really don't know how to explain it to him, my parents told me not to expose my wealth, to keep a low profile in school life, not to let others know that our family has money, and I can't let others know that our family runs a bar.

"Master driver, then you go slowly, a good person has a safe life. ”

When I got out of the car, the driver's eldest brother quickly locked the windows and doors, and slipped away without even saying hello.

The chemistry teacher stood in the shade of the tree waiting for me, carrying a small bag, and now the more I looked at it, the more I looked like the kind of rich girl, especially unreasonable.

"Why didn't you just pay for the driver's fare?" I asked.

Besides, we are in a state of cold war now, and I am angry that you just called me a 'middle-aged teacher', but he has no eyesight to see it, and even calls me eldest sister! Naturally, I can't let you two be sincere, so I didn't give it. ”

I gave her a thumbs up, "Amazing, really amazing, I've seen someone eat a bully meal, and I've never seen someone ride in a bully car, why don't you want to think about the police station diagonally opposite our school, in case someone calls the police, the police uncle doesn't need to send a police car, and we can be arrested across the road." ”

"Don't you be alarmist here, didn't you just give him money?" she said nonchalantly, shaking her tattered bag as she walked towards the school gate.

"Who told you that I gave her money, eldest sister, I was negotiating with someone to return the money to him in the future. ”

She stopped and twisted her head back, "What! You really didn't give people a fare! I thought you were joking with me, you are a big boy, you don't even have five yuan in your pocket when you go out............" Seeing me nodding, she immediately became calm, "No, no, if this spreads, it will damage the image of our No. 1 Middle School, have you left the contact information of the driver, let's call him quickly." ”

"Nope. I shook my head.

"Do you remember the license plate number?"

"No, there isn't. ”

"You bear kid, don't you know that the first thing you do when you take a taxi is to remember your license plate number? She scolded me unceremoniously, just like the old marquis counted me down every once in a while. The head teachers all over the world are really stinky tempers, and they will take out their anger at the students under them if they are not happy. I remember her, the heinous stinky chemistry teacher.

"Then do you remember?" I asked, unwillingly.

"Of course not, I was angry when you took a taxi, you pushed me in without saying a word, I thought you would be like that kind of domineering president, arrange everything, who knew that you were so unhelpful, so disappointed me, don't tell me a love story, forget it, don't even have a five-yuan taxi fee............"

The brain-dead drama is really going to kill people, and even our once amiable and respectable chemistry teacher has been poisoned, alas............

Ding 000...............

"Huh, why do I seem to hear the sound of the bell, Zhong Keyu, did you hear it?"

I'm not deaf, of course I heard, but it shouldn't be the time for class, before I was in the car when I clearly saw the electronic watch next to the timer showed 12:57, there was more than half an hour before the class time, I also specially told the driver not to worry, you can drive a little slower, safety first.

The chemistry teacher rolled up his sleeves and looked at his watch, "Oops, it's 1:32 now, we're going to be late, ahhhh............h

I don't care, but in our No. 1 Middle School, teachers have to clock in at work, and there is no pay for not clocking in or clocking in late, and there is no doubt that my dear chemistry teacher has no salary this afternoon.

Looking at her speeding back, I gently spit out two words, deserve it!

Running so far away, she seemed to be able to hear me, turned her head to me and said, "You stinky boy, don't think about seeing my jokes, I'll clean you up tonight during self-study." ”

Cut, it's better to take care of yourself first, it's useless to talk nonsense.

I swaggered to the class and shouted "report", and the physics teacher was surprised and waved his hand slightly on the podium and let me in.

"Zhong Keyu, tell me honestly, why did you go at noon today, did you go out to hook up with the girl......" As soon as I sat down, a pig's head stretched out from Banban.

I put my hand on his pig's head, pushed it away, and played with it, when I was like him, there were only four big words in my mind all day long: "hook up with girls".

His pig's head stretched out again, "Isn't it a hook-up girl, is it going out to eat something delicious?" ”

He stretched his pig's head to my side several times, and I couldn't bear it anymore, so I called softly, "Brother Peng, hurry up and accept him." ”

Then the whole world was purified.

Because I didn't take a nap at noon today, with the sound of the physics teacher's ticking chanting, I quickly fell asleep and slept soundly. So much so that when he woke up, he was on the table.

Banban is busy showing affection with Brother Peng, so he can't take care of me, and the others are even more busy, reviewing the review, previewing the preview, and the feeling of being ignored by everyone is really a long time gone.

"Class leader, when can I sign up for the competition that the physics teacher said?" a little girl in the front row suddenly ran up to me and asked.

It's her, I remember very clearly, a little girl who looks quiet and quiet, but her mouth is a little inattentive, and she pit me in front of the teacher last time.

Could it be that this time you are pying me again?

"What kind of competition? I don't know, why don't you ask the study committee members of our class, Gong Zi, Gong Zi............ "I was probably really dazed, and I actually shouted Gong Zi's name.

"What are you arguing about, didn't Gong Zi drop out of school?" Ban Ban glanced at me, and then continued to show affection with Brother Peng, the two of them had a deep affection, as if they were checking and reciting ancient poems to each other.

"Class leader, just now the physics teacher said that the competition is in charge of the class leaders, didn't you hear?" said the little girl in the front row, and then looked at me with disdain, as if I owed her eight thousand.

"Well, you go back first, I'll ask the physics teacher and tell you later, so as not to make a mistake. ”

"That's okay, squad leader, I'm sorry for you. Although she said politely, her eyes betrayed her, full of disdain.

The head teacher bullied me, even the little girls in the class began to bully me, hateful and hateful.

The world kisses me with pain, and I want to reciprocate with a song. Since you think I don't pay attention to this matter, then I must do it for you, and I will go to the physics teacher in the afternoon between classes.

The second class was biology class, and I just didn't understand the knowledge points of meiosis, so I listened carefully to the whole class and didn't waste half a minute.

"Squad leader, what are you doing at noon? Please tell me, I can't stand it anymore, and you know that the more you don't say it, the more I want to understand............... I'm tired of it, you see, because you didn't tell me in the last class, so I'm not interested in listening to the class now. ”

"You don't come, you don't like to listen to biology classes, don't think I don't know, you can ask if you want to, but don't put a hat on my head, I can't afford it. ”

"Hey, hey, you've found out, I'm sorry, can you tell me why you didn't go back to the dormitory at noon? "Banban is really disgusting, shaking my arm as he spoke, it's hard to imagine how Brother Peng usually endures him, if I had such a boyfriend, I would have kicked into the stinky ditch on the side of the road.

"Where's Brother Peng?"

"She and Yi Yi went to the bathroom, otherwise how would I have time to ask you such a boring question. Banban said.

It turned out that he himself knew that the issues he cared about were boring and rare. It's not good, I patronized and played with this big pig's head, and I almost forgot about my business, and I decided to go to the office to ask the physics teacher about the competition during the last recess.

"You wait here for Brother Peng to come back and chat with you, I have something to go to the office, bye-bye." ”

"Zhong Keyu, you haven't told me where you went at noon today............" I walked into the corridor and could still hear Banban's questioning from the depths of my soul.

This kid is really funny, sometimes smart and sometimes stupid, but I like his usual funny way the most, sometimes he can't sleep all night because of such a little secret.

"Teacher, what is the physics competition you talked about in class, can you tell me specifically, many students in our class are very concerned. "As soon as I went down the stairs, I saw the physics teacher. Because it was recess, he happened to be smoking in the hallway.

Our school policy is that teachers and staff are not allowed to smoke in the office and in the classroom, but in order to take care of the smoking addiction of most teachers, they are allowed to smoke outside between classes.

It is estimated that it was my arrival that made him feel that smoking in front of his students was not in line with his teacher's professionalism, because he reminded us countless times not to smoke when we were students, and he also said that he smoked because he was old and would not live for a few days anyway.

I don't think it's right for this reason. Take a hundred plating "I'm sorry, I don't want to live up to the claw book house again" The latest chapter is the first time to read for free.