"If I laugh at you, I'm happy to laugh. ”

As soon as I finished speaking, the chemistry teacher's powerful big pig's trotters hit me on the head, which was called a pain, "Why are you not light or heavy, how can I take the college entrance examination if you beat me stupid, you stinky teacher." ”

"Whoever makes you talk is no big or small, but the person sitting opposite you is your upcoming head teacher, don't flatter it, and dare to play tricks, beat you up and make you have a long memory. The look on her face told me that she didn't feel any guilt in her heart, but was very happy and proud.

"Come, bear child, your stinky homeroom teacher washed your cup. With that, she pushed the dishes she had been washing since she sat down in front of me.

Actually, I wanted to wash it again, but unfortunately I don't have water here, and the kettle is on her side. I politely pushed the glass of water she pushed over and pushed it back to her, "You can use it yourself, I don't need it." ”

"How can it be done, although the hygiene here is okay, it is still necessary to wash it, so that it will be cleaner. ”

"Uh...... I mean, I don't need you to wash me, I'll just wash myself. ”

"That's even worse, if you don't give me a sycophant, I'm now close to you, the head teacher, as the new head teacher, it's still necessary to be polite, and you can't refuse. She said very domineeringly.

I think it's a good thing she chose the profession of teacher, otherwise she would have lost her job, because her fart methods are really low-end.

"Eat more in a while, eat everything I ordered, and after eating, you can't add more dishes, the food here is very expensive." "Before the food was served, my dear homeroom teacher reminded me again not to let her break the bank too much, which also caused my appetite to plummet. "Forget it, I'll just drink two glasses of water, and I won't add any more dishes, you must rest assured, I will do what I say. ”

Zizizi, the water here is quite delicious, it is the kind of cool and white, I like it the most. In all fairness, this small shop is too conscientious, unlike other stores, all the hot water comes up for a meal in the summer, and the water is not cold after the meal, and if you are really thirsty, you must buy the drinks in their store, although I know that they are purely to stimulate consumption, but I still don't like it!

"Don't drink so much water, or your stomach will be empty when the food comes up." ”

This stinky chemistry teacher is really a contradictory maniac, one will make me eat more, and the other will tell me not to eat more, and I will be tormented to death by her capriciousness.

"Hello, your food is out of the kitchen now, you see if you wait a while or order something else. "A waiter politely came to our table and said politely.

The chemistry teacher rolled up her sleeves and looked at her watch, "Oh, it's too late, you can return the food for us, and we'll come back another day." ”

"Uh-huh, okay, please wait a minute, the front desk will refund you immediately. The waiter nodded at us, bowed apologetically, and walked away.

"Little brother, it seems that you don't have a good mouth today, so I have to invite you to dinner another day..............."

"It doesn't matter, I'm not very hungry anyway, I'm full after two glasses of water, and I should be able to survive this afternoon. ”

She shook her head, "How can it be done, learning is a very brain-consuming thing, and brain-consuming is a very energy-consuming thing, look at you as thin as a little monkey, and there is no extra energy in your body for you to consume." ”

I really didn't understand whether she was complimenting me for being slim or hurting me, it was really hard to understand, and it was much harder than the finale math problem.

After I went out, she took me into another store, the one with my little brother.

"Welcome, do you have an appointment............" The little brother is really dedicated, and he said politely before he knew the person, "It's you, why are you back?"

I was also more depressed when I heard such a question, I had been rubbing the air conditioner in someone's store for a long time, and I finally turned around and went to another store after I finally cooled down, and now there is no food in the other store, and coming back again, this is a great mockery for me.

"Yes, it's really a coincidence, brother, is there still a place in your store now, my sister and I want to come to your store to eat, but we don't have an appointment. ”

He glanced at the so-called sister standing behind me, playing with her phone vigorously without raising her head, which was very excessive. In my opinion.

"Wait a minute, I'll take a look. ”

After my little brother left, I could finally officially accuse my so-called sister, "What are you doing, you keep playing with your mobile phone, is this what you should do as a teacher???"

"Hey, hey, isn't this you, my little brother, I'll take a break and hurry up after the drama while I have a little effort at noon, otherwise I won't have time when I go to work in the afternoon." ”

Me: "......... You're still chasing dramas! No! I'm going to tell Teacher Hou to get rid of you, the incompetent head teacher...... I'll call her when I get back, you wait. ”

This is not a threat, for the sake of the vital interests of more than sixty students in our class, I must, definitely, absolutely overthrow her, the mediocre head teacher, before she officially takes up her post.

"You...... You stinky boy............ How dare you !!" She turned off her phone and grabbed my ear, I didn't realize she was going to pull my ear because of her ghostly operation, so I didn't avoid her clutches.

"Ouch............ You're pulling my ears again, stinky teacher, bad teacher. ”

"Tell me how you act like a child when you're so big. "The chemistry teacher got cheap and behaved, even if he plucked my ear, he didn't forget to taunt me.

"What are you doing...... At...... What are you doing?"

This is a big mess, and I was seen by my little brother again on my unbearable side, everyone is a boy, and I naturally don't want to lose face in front of him.

"Sister sister, let go quickly. I whispered for mercy.

The chemistry teacher really let go of his hand, but when he let go, he stabbed me again, "I'm sorry, my brother is so naughty, let you laugh, I'll teach him a little lesson, don't you mind." ”

The current girl is really terrible, she was a tigress just now, and in a blink of an eye, she became a jasper-type sister of a small family.

"It's okay, it's okay, your brother is cute......" The little brother actually praised me for being a big boy cute, and it was in front of me, a stinky chemistry teacher, which made me very faceless, it can be said that I am handsome, but I must not praise me for being cute, this is a matter of principle, because the old boy is praised for being cute is a manifestation of a sissy.

"Really? I think so too. The chemistry teacher pinched my face and introduced it to my little brother with a grin.

"I'm sorry, both of you, our store is full, I'm afraid we won't be able to arrange you for a while. The little brother said with guilt on his face.

"It's okay, let's find another place, so bye-bye. ”

The most important problem for us when we go out is not to find a place to eat, but to get the car out first, which is quite a serious problem. Because there were other cars parked near where we had parked before, and they were parked in a mess, it was clear that it was impossible for my dear smelly chemistry teacher to drive unless the car had wings.

"Little brother, do you know how to drive?" The chemistry teacher rushed to the doctor, and it actually caught my attention.

"I only drive bumper cars, and if you don't mind, I can help you get out of the car with my bumper car skills. ”

I replied crisply, and she was unequivocal and decisively sent me a word "Get out!"

After four or five rounds around the car, she finally gave up. We decided to take a taxi back to school later.

After the car problem was solved, the next thing was lunch, which was not something I should worry about because I was not very hungry. But my chemistry teacher was a very competent foodie, and her stomach was so hungry that she had to insist on taking a taxi back after lunch.

Due to disagreement, after the rock-paper-scissors ruling, we finally decided to go to KFC for lunch together.

"I can finally have lunch...... It's really not easy, woo ..............." It hasn't been more than a minute since she sat down, and the chemistry teacher is crying about her difficulty. Crying is fake crying, but complaining is serious.

The hamburger chicken leg couldn't stop her mouth, and while stuffing it into her mouth, she said that she had never been so wronged, and she had come out so far and had nothing to eat.

Seeing that she was happy to eat, I couldn't help it, reached out and took a piece of fried chicken and put it in my mouth, "Hmm............ It's really delicious. ”

"Hahaha, look at your lack of energy, a piece of fried chicken will make you like this, another day, if you are free another day, my sister will definitely take you to eat delicious. She still thinks about going to the restaurant where she just now eats if she has time.

"I'm here to thank you in advance, but I will never go out to eat with you in the future, it's a waste of time, I might as well go back to the dormitory and come to the bucket of instant noodles casually, and then eat two bites casually, and then lie down in bed and sleep quickly after eating." ”

"Well, eating and drinking is the most convenient way to get closer to each other. If we have time in the future, we must eat together. "She had too much food in her mouth, and when she spoke, her mouth moved like a doll, but much fatter than a doll.

"And what about the wine?" asked.

"Where is KFC going to get you wine, come on, let's replace the wine with juice, have a toast, and celebrate the further progress of our sister-brother friendship." "The chemistry teacher handed me a glass of juice, and she brought it herself.

"There's no story, there's no wine, and you're drunk like a dog. I smiled, took the juice and drank it down.

"You stinky boy, why did you drink all the juice before you even clinked glasses............"

"Who told you to stuff too much stuff in your mouth, you can't even drink juice, hahaha......"

After we were full of wine and food, no, after we were full of juice and food, we began to talk about the problems that we had been struggling with for a long time, and she brought it up first.

"Zhong Keyu, can you satisfy my little curiosity. ”

"No, you can't. I replied very resolutely, not going to talk nonsense with her.

"Yes, surely, then I'll start asking questions. She said with a dead face, completely like a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water.

"First of all, first question, how do you tell that I am a new driver who has just gotten my driver's license...... Second question, what is the relationship between you and the girl we met at the top of the stairs today...... The third question is, how do you plan to celebrate Children's Day for our classmates?"

She really opened her mouth and asked three questions in one breath, no wonder she could stuff so much food into her mouth.

"First of all, I don't want to answer your first question, because you are too stupid, second, the second question you asked involves personal privacy, I refuse to answer, as for the third question, I almost forgot if you didn't mention it, and there is no clear plan yet. OK, that's it. ”

I saw her eyes wide with anger, and she said viciously with an expression of wanting to eat people: "If you don't say it, you can run back to school by yourself later, I don't seem to have any extra change." ”

This stinky chemistry teacher is really insidious and cunning, and even threatens me with this trick. Hitting a snake and hitting seven inches, this is not false at all, I am completely planted in her hands this time, I made a revolutionary mistake from the beginning, I should not have come out with her at all, a witty person like me did not find out her wolf ambitions, she was so well disguised.

"What else are you thinking about, hurry up, maybe I'll be able to find change if you say it now. ”

Despicable villain!

"I said just that, don't be so stingy, pay me change later............ First of all, to answer your simplest question, we clearly instructed that motor vehicles are not allowed to pass under the teaching building, but you actually drove the car under the teaching building very excessively, and the parking location is less than ten meters away from the grade, do you know what the consequences will be if the school leader or the grade director finds out that you drove the car there, and you may lose your job............ Speaking of which, I am really saddened, one is because of her touching intelligence, and the other is because she is smiling so sunny at the moment, and she has no worried and sad expression.

Being a human being to this point should be regarded as an alternative success.

"Hahaha, I really haven't noticed, I must pay more attention in the future, otherwise the risk of going home to gnaw on the old will increase again. I can't tell if she's laughing or reflecting on herself, but this expression is like that kind of second-handed, silly kind.

"I'm looking forward to it, tell me about your love story. The latest chapter of "I'm sorry, I don't want to live up to the Claw Book House" is free to read for the first time.